What if? fun cast changing

[theringbearer]

This thread is about changing the cast, i'm not being serious its just for fun.

Galadriel: Kylie Minogue
Frodo: That actor who plays mini-me in austin powers
Gandalf: Robbie Coltrane
Aragorn: Tom Cruise
Boromir: Pierce Brosnan
Arwen: Catherine Zeta Jones
Gimli: Danny Devito

If anyone can think of one for legolas or another character, then please reply.

[Thorin II]

ROFL!!! If Kylie Minogue was Galadriel, that would make her the most famous slut in Middle Earth!! Imagine an elf flaunting her goods around like that...TOTALLY unheard of.

Still...what a sexy elf she would be....oooooohhhhhh.


Thorin the Second.

[Rúmil]

I know! Legolas = Humphrey Bogart (resurrected)
other suggestions include Gimli = Sharon Stone, Frodo = Arnold Schwarzenegger, Galadriel = Sean Connery.

After all, after having made Liz Taylor Arwen there isn't much you can do wrong :p

[Gamil Zirak]

How about PJ as Fatty Bolger?

[Talimon]

I thought we said we were going to cut down on the issue of PJ's weight... ;)

[Gamil Zirak]

Yes, PJ's weight is a hefty problem, but I was referring to PJ's height for being a hobbit. I had forgotten about his overly large gerth.