The New Silver Dragon Inn (ALL are Welcome!)

[Beorn]

Out of the shadows and skies
Which swallowed the The Silver Dragon (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=544)
Comes a building, with the Dragon it vies
A new drinking inn is arisen

Welcome to
The New Silver Dragon


*as you walk in, you feel enchanted by some spirit, and you are informed,

Those who visited (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/misc.php?s=&action=whoposted&threadid=544)
The Dragon of olde,
Will only be admitted
You have been told.**

But, if you can win,
The hearts inside
You'll be let in:
A feat to pride.

No brawling will be permitted,
Or loving (s)he who isn't yours.
But: Peanuts (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1908) are omitted
And included in all the wars.*


Welcome, and have a great time. Drinks are always on the house, and forever, ladies drink for free! ;)

Everyone is now allowed inside the New Silver Dragon Inn

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer walks in, wearing a dark Black cloak. No one can see his face.

Walks up to Beorn

"It indeed has been a while, since i stepped here. You know what job i am here for. I wish to be a Bouncer"

[Beorn]

Surely, you've just got to cross your arms like this:

*crosses his arms across his chest*

Now look tough!

Ok, you've got the job!

[Eomer Dinmention]

"YEs, I'll start in ten minutes. I need time to practise."

*Eomer stands up tall with the cloak covering him. No one can see him. He crosses his arms onto his chest.

"hey i'm getting the hang of this"

*Walks out to the front door. Stands there and looks big and strong

[Valar]

Valar walks in with his mind elsewhere, bumping straight in Eomer practising his arm crossing. Eomer grabbing his sword and pressing to the neck of Valar shouts "WHO GOES THERE!" Valar stops dead then realising its Eomer shrowded in the Cloak, gives him a look.

"Eomer what are doing out here, won't you come inside and have a drink?"

"I'm sorry Valar i'm the Bouncer now"

"Oh ok, then i'll bring the drink the drink out to you, we have alot to talk about it. Also you'll need these" *Passes Eomer a pair of black sunglasses and a radio with a earpeice* " Welcome to the guild of guards, your now a official bouncer!"

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*Elessar sits in the corner, a smile of fond remembrance on his face. He plays 'Hotel California' on his acoustic guitar.

'Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champaign on ice, and she said, we are all just prisoners here of our own device. And in their master's chambers, they gathered for the feast. They stab it with their stealy knives, but they just can't kill the beast!"

[Mithrandir]

Outside the inn Eomer the bouncer and Valar stand drinking and talking when they see a funny old man dressed in grey come up to them."Well howdy there boys, I sure would like a drink, feelin a littl ewoosy I am..."
Eomer snorts at the old man and replys"hhmmppphh, begone old man, the likes of you beggars are not wanted here."
"Well,"replies the gent," I had no idea."
He starts to walk away when Eomer hears him mumble something"You think them asian kings would be nicer folk, all I wanted was some chinese food, maybe an ale or too...."
Eomer picks up the old man in a flash giving him a huge bear hug," Mithers! You old ruffian, you think I wouldn't notice ya!!!!!"He continues to hug the poor bloke so hard that he nearly explodes,"Easy ya baffon, you r gonna blow me insides"
Mithrandir took off the old disguise that resembled his old self, and sat down with the bouncer and Valar,"Man did I ever miss this place......"

[Ciryaher]

The bouncers at the door greet the guests at the door way when suddenly a figure can be seen off in the distance running to the sound of rapidly beating drums.

The bouncers continue to watch the man runs towards them without getting any closer as the scene repeats itself.

Seemingly out of nowhere, Ciryaher runs up with a great, "Ha-HA!" and knocks out one of the guards before leaping into the bar through a window. He then continues to attack various wedding guests until he realizes there aren't any and sits down quietly, rather embarassed.

[Kementari]

Kem comes in the door quietly. She sits down at the bar and oders a chocolate milk and looks around. "ah, this does bring back memorys" She smiles at Cir, then standing up she walks over to Elessar, grabs his guitar, pours a drink on his head, than runs into a corner and plays 'Across the Universe'.

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher puts his hand on his cheek. "Ahh, the good times!" he says, then immediately slams his spare 55-gallon krug on the counter to be filled immediately with the finest root beer money can buy.

[Aerin]

Aerin casually saunters in, looking at the patrons, old and new, of the re-built Silver Dragon.
Ahhh, the memories...*lullaby music plays*
The drinks...
The fellowship... (no pun intended!)
The jokes...
The laughter...
The throwing of evil voodoo peanuts... !!!

Alas, no peanuts in this new inn...*wipes a tear away... then remembers how those buggers HURT! and immediately stops*

"My friends, I think it is time for a ... PARTAY!" :D

[Grond]

Grond staggers in muttering, "Man!! I'm already hammered.";)

He greets Beorn, King Eomer, Valar, Ellesar, Mithrandir, Ciryaher, Kementari, Aragorn*9, and Aerin.

"Hail and well met to one and all!" He glances at Aerin and says, "Hey, I've already seen you drunk before. Something to do with a RenFest Campout?" :):D;)

[Aragorn*9]

*Julie walks in looking at all the corners looking for her mysterious man*

[Grond]

Grond sits down in a corner and starts looking mystreious. :);)

[Aragorn*9]

lol
*Julie goes up to the bar and askes for STRIDER*

[Aerin]

Aerin narrows her eyes at the evil Hammer, "I was not drunk! That was a mean picture Ash took of me when I was turning around! :rolleyes: :p"

After severely admonishing the hammered Hammer, Aerin turns to greet all her friends with joyful exclamations. "To think, seeing you all congregated here tonight...:D"

[Talierin]

"Well, I for one was! HA!" Tal said as she appeared next to Aerin. "Don't believe her little lie about being surprised either, she was the worst o' the lot of us!" *winks* "Heehee, have fun guys!" Tal called out as she walked off to join her husband.

[Aerin]

After Talierin's outrageous insult and slander, Aerin quickly scans the bar for anything that remotely resembles the favoured weapon of old: Evil Flying Voodoo Peanuts. Alas and alack, none were to be found.

With a look of disappointment on her features, Aerin looked down at the bar where, lo and behold, lay a gleaming spork! *Angelic singing*
But this was no ordinary spork, oh no! This spork was a Titanium-alloyed Spork, the finest in all Middle Earth!

With a singularly wicked expression, Aerin eagerly seized the spork and whirled, sending it flying straight into Tal's arse!

"Take that, Talierin, evil spreader of over-fermented Sparkling Apple Cider!"

OOC: *Falls off chair laughing* I don't think I've ever had as much fun as we did that weekend... :D :D :D

[Talierin]

Mithers saw it coming, and not wanting his beautiful wife harmed, stopped it in mid-air. He whispered something in Tal's ear, and she turned and stuck her tongue out at Aerin.




*TAKE THAT, YOU DAUGHTER OF A HAMPSTER SMELLING ELDERBERRY!*:D

[Aerin]

"Yeah? Well, I **** in your general direction!" :p

Only after the fact do Tal and Aerin realize that everyone in the New Silver Dragon is looking at them as if they belong in padded cells........

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher, not wanting to be outdone, cannonballs arse-first onto a table and sends drinks and silverware rocketing across the room. "Whar's my root beer?!" he demands, sitting next to the stunning Kementari once more.

[Talierin]

Tal, seeing her friends' scandelous behavior, tries to ignore them and returns to her drink and husband.

[Eomer Dinmention]

*As Aragorn*9 was about to walk through.
A HUGE man stepped infront of her/him.

"Excuse me, but I have not seen you here before. I am told that i'm only aloud to let the customers of the Old Silver Dragon in. I am terribly sorry. I ask you please to remove urself from the grounds"

A couple of minutes later. 20 tall, strong, men covered in black cloaks all wearing black sunglasses, with ear pieces. Walk up to the bouncer.

"Sir we are here"
"Good, I want an archer on each building that sorrounds this inn. I want two men in the Security room. I want 4 men on each corner of the inn. I want 2 men at the front.I want high security Don't let anyone in, unless they were old customers that use to go to the Silver Dragon."

"Yes sir"

"Oh and if you want to find me, I have a Silver Horse on my cloak"

"Yes Sir"

*The tall men in black, start to vacate the area.

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher listens to Eomer and his cronies, then leans over to Kem, "Tough staff, eh?"

[Eomer Dinmention]

*The cloaked man walks into the inn. He walks to the bartender

"Get me a strong coffee, tonight is going to be a long night."

'Yes, indeed it will be my friend, And I will call for you, if i am in any trouble."

"Very well"
*Bartender hands him his coffee. The man walks off, he then walks into the corner where Mith and Valar are. He sits down and takes off his hood.

"Greetings my friend, how are we this evening"

"Very good Eomer we are very good" The two reply

"my friends, remember the days where we use to sit down here, on this very table, and just talk. Aah though the ME has changed. War is apon us my friends. And we shall fight together, and die together. Well not you Mithm you can't die lol Lucky basturd lol hahahaha"

[Ancalagon]

Ancalagon walks sheepishly into the bar nursing a huge hangover and generally feeling as rough as a badgers butt.

'give me something for this headache, Bartender', preferably a cold pint of cider to start me off;)

[Grond]

Grond walks over to Ancalagon with a tray full of red-hued drinks. He starts placing them in front of Anc.
"Try these for a hangover, Anc!! They are Cajun Bloody Marys... the best cure in the world for a hangover. Get a taste of the dog that bit you...as we say in South Louisiana!"

Grond turns and stares at the hubbub he started in the bar. "I won't talk about anyone being drunk again," he thinks to himself. :)

[Beorn]

Mike announces,
"We're sorry ladies and gentleman, but the steady truckloads of peanuts hadn't arrived as soon as I thought (the cops tried to fine them for illegalling transporting hazardous materials, but the drivers threatened to dump their load and make huge hazmat site). They are here now and loading up"

*You suddenly hear the sound of peanuts coursing through the walls of the Silver Dragon. Peanuts appear in bowls on the bar, in what people thought were ash trays, in plant bowls, anywhere you could conveniently put them.*


"Have fun! Eggplants are available behind the bar, just ask. There are 9 maps of Texas on the walls, and one of Liechtenstein."

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Hello everyone!" Tar says as she enters the bar smiling. She sits at the bar and orders a cosmopolitan

[Grond]

Originally posted by Beorn
Mike announces,
"We're sorry ladies and gentleman, but the steady truckloads of peanuts hadn't arrived as soon as I thought (the cops tried to fine them for illegalling transporting hazardous materials, but the drivers threatened to dump their load and make huge hazmat site). They are here now and loading up"

*You suddenly hear the sound of peanuts coursing through the walls of the Silver Dragon. Peanuts appear in bowls on the bar, in what people thought were ash trays, in plant bowls, anywhere you could conveniently put them.*


"Have fun! Eggplants are available behind the bar, just ask. There are 9 maps of Texas on the walls, and one of Liechtenstein." Liechtenstein!!! Where is good Ulrich???

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Ancalagon
Ancalagon walks sheepishly into the bar nursing a huge hangover and generally feeling as rough as a badgers butt.

'give me something for this headache, Bartender', preferably a cold pint of cider to start me off;)

Anc, are you going to start hitting on the jukebox again?

[Beorn]

*Mike gets some 1420 ready for Telchar the Norwegian Dwarf in case he decides to amble in....*

[Morwen]

Departing from the shadows that once held her safety, she strode calmly, confidently, towards the entrance of the ruckus bar. Smirking at the post left unchecked, she adjusted her cloak and hood, and stood inside the frames of the door. She pointed a gloved finger at Eomer and spoke thus in a menacing voice, "Have you forgotten something?" She moved nimbly to the side and seated herself in a corner, gazing intently at the room around.

[Grond]

Grond quietly walks up behind Morwen and stuffs a handful of peanuts down the back of her shirt. He then laughs and says, "Morwen, I always said you were nuts!!"

[Mithrandir]

Overjoyed by the announcement, Mithers whispers something in Tal's ears and they both look evily at sweet, innocent Aerin.

Ina flash they both grab to giant handfull of voodoo peanuts and hurl them straight at Aerin.

It was a direct hit, hitting her entire front side, sending her flying back into a giant plant filled prickly needles.

After Tal and Mithers almost died laughing they quickly went to the bar and asked for two eggplants, in preperation for retaliation.....

[Beorn]

*Mike grabs a handful of peanuts and sends them right towards Anc*

[Kementari]

*gives Elessar back the guitar* "thanks for letting me borrow it". Kem gets an egg plant from the counter, then gits two hand fulls of peanuts and throws them at Cir

[Morwen]

Morwen grumbles as the peanuts make their way down her back. "Why is it that every time I want to be evilly stoic, someone has to go and do something that demands retribution!" she shouts, exasperated. "Why can't you people leave and evil lady to her evilness!"

[Aerin]

Grinning, Aerin yells out to Morwen, "Because we all love you!"

Dodging and jumping around to try to outrun the evil Voodoo Peanuts, Aerin dives behind the counter, grabbing an eggplant as she flips over the bar, Indiana Jones style. ;)
Drawing it quickly in the shape of Texas, she sighs with relief as the main body of the peanuts fall to the ground after hitting the impenetrable shield of Eggplant.

Rubbing the bruises and cuts she received from the few peanuts that did get her, she asks Grond, "Where did you see Willia...Ulrich?" *hehehe*

Aerin retreats into the corner where Morwen is, to plot evil revenge and retribution on the thoroughly evil and dispicable Mithrandir and his co-hort, Talierin.

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher takes the blows dealt by Kementari's vicious peanut assault and draws his blowgun and drops an ultra-evil peanut in it and levels the barrel at Kem's forehead. With a loud *pwip* the peanut is shot through the air and smacks the unwitting Emperess on the forehead.

He then puts on a face that would have made Morgoth say "Awww" and Manwe say "Damn!"

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar ducks from the onslaught of peanuts and sits in the corner near morwen, still holding her drink

[Elbereth]

*Greets Eomer at the door...he nods but says nothing...then opens door to the Silver Dragon - Elbereth ducks suddenly as a few dozen voodoo peanuts go whizzing above her head*

"Holy dear Eru!!!! This place hasn't changed at all!"

Elbereth then gets down on all fours and crawls to the bar where she yells up to Mike to get her a Pina Colada. (OCC: I'm in a tropical fiesta type of mood!!! :D ) Then through the traffic of flying peanuts Elbereth spots her husband at a table on the other side of the room and still on all fours...she cautiously makes her way to him.

[Beorn]

*Mike mixes a Pina Colada for Elbereth, and hands it over*

[Elbereth]

Now sitting at the table next to Valar...Elbereth sips the pina colada... trying her best to calm her nerves after narrowly dodging hundreds of flying peanuts to get to her seat.

[Telchar]

Tel drops by on his way home from work..
*He walks over to Beorn who gives him a pint of 1420..*
"Thanks! You don't happen to know if they've got any whiskey here to?"
*looks around*
"I see nothing have changed here for an age or so.." he says with a smile on his face..

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar looks out through his ale-soaked hair (suddenly remembering that there is a reason to look in the Prancing Pony) and ducks in time to miss the crossfire of peanuts. He crawls commando-style to the bar and makes off, unseen, with two entire baskets of voodoo peanuts, and a few various items...

[Talierin]

Talierin takes her Froot Loop Gun© , and modifies it slightly so it's now a Peanut Gun... then she starts firing on the crowd...

(________)========= oo oo oo oo oo oo
//

[Elbereth]

"Darn...I wish she would have started shooting Froot Loops© instead of stupid peanuts. I could really go for a bowl of cereal right now." :(

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar leaves the corner and walks back to the bar for she has finished her first cosmopolitan and wishes to order another. The bartender gives tar her second cosmopolitan and she sits on a cofmy leather armchair .

[whiterider]

Benjamin walks into the bar and orders a pint of vodka ,suddenly his arse is pierced by a savage peanut ,Benjamin scans the bar through slits of eyes he sees some people laughing .Quickly we produces his bag of **** bombs and proceeds to riddle them with his deadly bombs of ****. " Take that he yells ,"wildly danding up and down on his bar stool

[Kementari]

Enraged, Kem peers at Cir, and rubs the huge red mark on her forehead. Then she comes up with a plan. Using what magical powers she was blessed with, she began summoning all the evil peanuts in the room, which levitated towards her and formed a huge cloud in front of her. Then the cloud turned into a great wave which hurtels towards the Emperor and anyone who stood within 20 feet of him, engulfing them in a mountian of peanuts.

[Beorn]

The WRATH of KEMENTARI!!!
*runs and hides*

I can't believe you've brought me to this point
*Mike presses the little red button behind the bar, and all the peanuts in the building come flying from the ceiling, and making everyone but himself waist high in peanuts*

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar is still ignoring the peanut throwing and is sleeping in the arm chair.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar comes strutting down the stairs, looking very much like someone out of an 80's army movie. He is carrying a strange, large, weapon (in the vauge shape of a Bazooka). Around his waist is a belt, which is holding many large, circular containers. He aims it first at Tar, and pulls the trigger. A blast of light-brown stuffs erupts from the barrel and hits her with a dull 'splat'. Tar is covered with Voodoo Peanut Butter. Elessar dives behind a table, with his back to a corner, and rolls it onto it's side, using it as protection. He takes two more shots, while the room is still in shock from the other various events- one at the back of Mike's head, and the other lands with another squishey sound on Kem's forehead.

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher sees Kementari's peanutbutter smeared forehead and stifles a laugh, then wades through peanuts towards her. Sticking out his tongue, he stops and realizes that they are in a public place, so he instead takes out a handkerchief and wipes the peanut butter away.

Diving under the peanuts, Cir makes his way to the Secret Hatch (tm) and sneaks inside. Watching the fray from his peephole, he shoots peanuts out at unsuspecting victims with his blowgun.

[Grond]

Cir,
"...someone is watching you!!! (They're gunna get you!!!)"

P. S. You're entirely too young to know about The Alan Parson's Project. ;)

[Elbereth]

Elbereth decides to take cover from the onslaught of voodoo peanuts and peanut butter, by building a wall of peanuts that she seals with the sticky industrial strength voodoo peanut butter. The wall is approximately 9 feet tall and two feet thick and virtually impenatrable. Behind the wall, Elbereth happily sips on her Pina Colada.

[Grond]

Grond starts hammering the Vodoo Peanuts into more Vodoo Peanut Butter for Elbereth.

He starts humming, "If you like Pina Coladas... and gettin' caught in the rain... " ;)

[Talierin]

Tal runs outside under a barrage of peanut fire, and ducks into a small shed... outside curses and mutterings are heard from the shed until suddenly the door bursts open and out flies Tal in a bright red little plane, a small sphere attached to the front end. She flies above the roof of the inn, then comes down into it through a skylight. Then she pushes a button, and the sphere extends a tube, and starts squirting peanut butter over everyone.

[Aerin]

Aerin dives under a table and digs into her pockets until she finds what she wants. As she pulls out a packet, wrapped in paper, angels can be heard singing and a bright light appears briefly, shining over the packet.

As she unwraps the packet, she carefully pulls out what look like small pellets. Taking a handful, she leaps up, avoiding any flying peanut butter, and throws the pellets to the other side of the room, then ducks down 'neath the table once more to pull on a gas mask.

Moments later, the room began to fill with a brownish gas... EVIL VOODOO PEANUT GAS!!! Everyone in the New Silver Dragon begins staggering around drunkenly, having breathed in the dangerous gas.

Cackling in a most evil manner, Aerin watches delightedly as all the patrons of the Inn are peanut-gassed.

"Revenge shall be mine!" she cries triumphantly as she runs out the door into the cool, beckoning night air.

[Elbereth]

*Smiles at Grond*

"Thanks for helping me reinforce the wall. That roof and hinged door was a great idea. It really keeps out all the peanut butter and peanut gas well."

*She then hands Grond a Pina Colada. And toasting they both sing the Pina Colada song in harmony.*

[Mithrandir]

As Aerin runs stark craving mad out the door, Mithrndir suddenly appears right beside her, puts out his leg and trips her. What she didn't know is that with his trusty magic he had made a giant pile of evil voodoo peanut butter appear right where her head would land.

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE, serves you right you little bugger!"

With that said Mithrandir takes off at great speed seeking shelter from the wrath of the evil Aerin.:p

[Adrastea]

Adrastea (chippy) walks through the door and gets showered my peanuts,she steps back outside and everything seems peaceful again. "Why did I have to come back." she mutters to herself. She takes a big breath and opens the door and screams "CHHHAARRGGEE" while running through the door. She looks around and sees so many familar faces. She does a matrix style flip missing the peanuts which are flying everywheere. She dives under a table at the far end of the room.

She notices that one had got her and made a small scratch on her right(?) cheeck.

"Thats it, you have gone to far, you scratched my beautiful tanned skin"

She rolls out under the table and sees Mithers standing next to her trying to shelter from Aerin. Adrastea graps one single peanut and aims it right at Aerins eye. She throws hard and hits Aerin right in the middle of the forehead. Aerin stubbles backwards from the blow.

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher goes insane and begins singing in a crazed tone:

There are pyramids in my head
There's one underneath my bed,
And my Lady's getting cranky..

*dodges a glass thrown by Kementari*

Ev'ry possible location
Has a simple explaination
And it isn't Hanky-Panky.

I had read
Somewhere in a book
You improve all your food
And your wine, it said,
Everything you grow
In your garden will
Taste pretty fine;
Instead, all I ever get is a pain
in the neck and a
yapyapyapyap

I've consulted all the sages
I could find in Yellow Pages
But there aren't many of them
And the Mayan panoramas
On my pyramid pajamas
Haven't helped my little problem...

I've been told
Someone in the know
Can be sure that his luck
Is as good as gold,
Money in the bank and
You don't even pay
For it if you fold
A dollar in the shape
Of the pyramid that's
Printed on the back...

It's no lie
You can keep the edge
Of a razor as sharp
As an eagle's eye
You can grow a hedge
That is vertically straight
Over ten feet high
All you really need
Is a pyramid and
Just a little luck.

Techno monks run into the room and start playing tubas.

I had read
Somewhere in a book
You improve all your
Food and wine
And I've been told
Someone in the know
Can be sure of his
Good luck
And it's no lie,
All you really need
Is a little bit of
Pyramidic help!

"I'd like to dedicate that song to Grond, who says I'm too young to know about The Alan Parsons Project!" :p:p

[Tar-Ancalime]

TAr is very angry for her new dress is spoiled. Knowing that it is elessar who insisted upon doing that she got her winged handmaidends and gave them little squirt guns filled with molasses and maple syrpup. As they begin to spray elessar Tar takes a shower and puts on a new dress

[whiterider]

Benjamin sneeks toward the bar taking cover behind a table from the showers of peanuts .Suddenly his eye is captivated by a new more evil weapon ,,,,,,BARMATS .Quickly he gathers all the bar mats he can find and then unleashes then upon all the unsuspecting victims in the bar.
Volley after volley he sends from behind his invincible fortress of a barstool

[Talierin]

Tal flies in low and fires PB at Aerin, starting from her legs and working her way up to her neck... HAHAHAHAH! *PLOOB PLOOB PLOOB PLOOB PLOOB PLOOB PLOOB!*

[Lantarion]

Lantarion walks in, lowers his hood, takes a look around, and seeing the incredible amount of PB in the air decides to not enter in, lest he should step in one of the gloobs of brown smudge on the floor ("Hmph, I thought I saw a 'No Dogs, Dragons or Balrogs Allowed Inside'-sign just outside," he thinks).

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar grabs teh winged handmaidens one by one, until he has them all captured in a big, iron box. He walks out the door and down to the lake (assuming that there is a lake... isn't there always one?) and tosses the box to the bottom. He looks down at his maple syrup covered self and decides to go and find the newly-showered Tar, and give her a big hug... He succeeds.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar is very angry she pushes him over...grabbed 25 gallons of evil vodoo peanuts poured them on top of elessar then she showers again! tar leaves an takes her dress to the drycleaners

[Beorn]

As you may have noticed, not everything has arrived yet. When the peanuts arrived, I was still waiting for the pipeline to supply the Balrog to be finished. Well, it is, and now we have Balrog, fresh from the source.

[Aerin]

"BALROG!!!!!!!" cries Aerin as she runs to the bar, ignoring any and all peanut and peanut-related ... products... on, near, and around her.

Grabbing the biggest mug the Inn has, Aerin gets it filled to the absolute tip-top with the delicious, steaming Balrog. After she finishes that one, she has a second...

and a third...

and a fourth...

and a fifth...

and a sixth...

and a sev...*Aerin falls down drunk on the bar, but a shield was in place before she started drinking, so she's impervious to any evil-doers who wish to put peanuts or peanut related products on her*

[Mithrandir]

"OOOOOOO Wait up Aerin, Come on Tal!"
Mithrandir ran in after aerin, and drank to his hearts content right next to his friends. hhhmmmm Balrog.:D

[Beorn]

*Mike fills Cir's extra 60 gallon krug in 2.6 seconds. How do you like that?! 0 to 60 in 2.6 seconds!

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*Elessar makes muffled sounds from beneith the peanuts

[Morwen]

Morwen glances at Aerin and grins knowingly. "Your turn for the balloons", she beams. Then returning to her stoic self (as to keep her evil reputation) she chucks a half-eaten peanut at Lantarion and creeps away innocently.

[Aerin]

*To keep some semblance of being innocent of any wrong-doing in any events involving Renaissance faires, Aerin tries to look blankly back at Morwen after that nasty little statement.

Needless to say, she fails miserably.

Trying to cover a huge grin, she shouts back at Morwen, "One at a time....."*

:D

[Tar-Ancalime]

Now tar is approaching the inn again and she finds bubbles and gets her winged handmaidens out of the iron box. They look awful! "Elessar will pay for this! He was mean to you poor things...go back home and if you want you may tell dengen." she says to her winged handmaidens. Yet one stays behind, the leader, calpurnia. "I will help you get your vengance on the wretch elessar...as I have mine as well." Calpurnia says to tar still wet from the water. Tar and Calpurnia walked back into the Silver dragon and began to plot their revenge.

ooc: Seriously elessar lets stop this...If you agree to stop attacking me I will withdraw the revenge part of my post.

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher, deciding all stops have been pulled, draws his mini-crossbow and fits a suction dart onto it. He peeped out of the hole and stuck the tip of the crossbow through it.

There was a twang, and a soft smacking noise. Tar discovered the dart sticking to her forehead, and Cir snickered as he moved to a new hiding spot and loaded yet another dart--dooming, soon, yet another victim.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar notices the dart stuck to her head and takes it off but is too busy trying to think of ways to get elessar back for being mean and trying to drown her handmaidens to get in a feud with Cir over some pointless/fun prank...not like elessar did and trying to drown her winged handmaidens.

[whiterider]

Benjamin swiftly walks around the inn planting stink bombs when he meets with a Handmaiden called Calpurnia they begin chatting and benjamin offers her a sweet which she eats quickly ,buts it too late before she realises it is a farting sweet and soon she errupts in an uncontrolable spell of farting ,while Benjaminrolls on the floor giggling

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar finds Calpurnia and notices the trick played on her. Than she looks for elessar but realizes he still resides under the peanuts, Cir is still amusing himself with a crossbow, she chooses to still plot but this time with calpurnia who has stopped farting.

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer comes in.

Walks through the peanut war. Sits on the bar.

Not noticing whats going on behind him. He gets a drink.

He then walks into a room. And just sits down and stares at a wall thinking and thinking.

[¤-Elessar-¤]

*Elessar's muffled sounds become quieter and quieter, until no more sound permits from the mound of peanuts.

[Tar-Ancalime]

*ignored the fainting of elessar* and stops plotting for a moment..."hey bartender...how about a pina colada"

[Ciryaher]

Cir dives into the peanuts and backstrokes through them, spitting a plume of peanuts into the air.

"We need to do something special, aye!"

[whiterider]

They come in pints,I'm getting one too

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer still in his room.
He thinks and thinks. As his mind goes through pain and fury.

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screams.

*He starts to punch the wall really hard. Headbutting it, he then falls to the ground. And just lays there

[whiterider]

Benjamin stares listlessly at the wall when suddenly he is startled by a small crack which gradually begins to grow ,slowly getting wider and wider until a giat rift is open.Then all of a sudden seven orcs dive though swinging their weapons.Benjamin is just in time to duck and dive behind the bar . *Quick EVERYONE .ORCS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar roles her eyes at the comming onslaught...than when tar turns around they see thier queen thier and leave quickly fearing persecution

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer laying on the floor.

His body goes through pain and anger.

He takes out a small dagger, he then holds it against his heart.

With the dagger at his heart. He begins to lightly push it softly in.

As he does, his body shakes. As he shakes he drops the dagger, and passes out

[Kementari]

Kem grabs Eomers knife and hides it, and also removes anyother sharp or heavy objects near him. When he wakes up agian, she tells him " I think i understand what your going through, it feels like the end of the world but it really isn't. Just remember that it won't last forever and things will soon get alot better"

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer wakes up he sees a blur.

Everything is blury.

"What happened?"

As he talks he then passes out again.

In his mind, he thinks of that person, who brought him so much pain...

[Elbereth]

*Meanwhile, at the voodoo peanut hut that Elbereth and Grond built ...loud island music can be heard from within its walls and mulit colored lights begin to flash from the a few cracks in its walls. Then a big cheer is heard. An obscure but curious patron of the Silver Dragon, goes to investigate. When he opens the door to the tiny peanut hut, he discovers a large tropical island celebration, complete with palm trees, swimming pool, a Tom Cruise look-a-like mixing pina coladas , kettle drum players and lines of people in bathing suits playing the limbo game. With a confused expression on his face, the curious patron closes the door to the hut, rubs his eyes and then opens the door again to see if what he saw was an illusion or not. But when he looked again, the celebration was still going on. :eek: He closes the door again...then circles around the tiny hut confused. "Nah! It couldn't be!" The poor confused patron then shakes his head and leave the Silver Dragon. *

[Bilbo Baggins57]

*Bilbo decides to check out the voodoo peanut hut. Has a few pina-coladas & then joins the limbo game that's going on. Figures it can't be too hard, being as how he's only 3 feet tall*

[Eomer Dinmention]

As Bilbo Baggins walks into the inn. Two tall men in suits step infront of him.

"Excuse me sir, We are the bouncers of Lord Eomer. He bids that we let in only customers that use to go to the Old Silver Dragon. We are sorry, But we ask please to leave this area. You may only enter if you have an invitation from the customers of the Silver Dragon. Thankyou"

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar looked at eomer who was not being entered and said," he has my invatation. I'm sure he came to the old one from time to time." she said to the bouncers and they let him through

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer laid on the bed. His body was shaking, side to side. But his head remained still. As he shaked, small drops of blood, starts to pour out of his mouth. As he laid there, he coughed out drops of blood.

*The bouncers, lets Bilbo Baggins in.
"Sorry sir, we did not know you had an invitation. Please forgive us"

*The bouncers then walk into the inn. 2 other bouncers come out of the inn, to take their duties. The bouncers get a drink and sees, their commander on the bed.

The run into the room, closing the door behind them.

And started to clean the blood up. None of the customers could see what was happening, nor did they know anything, or what was happening

[Beorn]

*Mike invites Dwarf_Lord on behalf of himself, Telchar, Lantarion, King E, Aerin, Kementari, Ciryaher, and Tar*

I'm going to say four invites are required

[Tar-Ancalime]

I'm in here legally! wahoo *Tar then sits back down*

[Morwen]

"And most importantly, Dwarf_Lord is invited here on behalf of myself. Welcome to the Silver Dragon, friend."

[Dwarf Lord]

A short, fat dwarf waddles in. clears his throat, and in an exsaperated voice says." I thank you for your invitations, and welcome! I'm glad to be here!"

[Grond]

Originally posted by Beorn
*Mike invites Dwarf_Lord on behalf of himself, Telchar, Lantarion, King E, Aerin, Kementari, Ciryaher, and Tar*

I'm going to say four invites are required You left me out!! I wanted D/L in here too.

[Grond]

Grond grabs Dwarf-Lord by that arm and takes him to the bar and buys him a double pint (that would be a quart) of Mike's finest ale. :)

By the way... do you like my new sig?

[Dwarf Lord]

The dwarf is taken by surprise, and quickly waddles with the man. He was never a big drinkes, but what the heck. A little le never hurt anyone! " Thank you good sir!" says the dwarf. He pulls himself upon to a barstool.

[Adrastea]

Adrastea walks over to the bar trying to miss the peanuts flying around the room. But as soon as she arrives she notices that a man bleeding from the mouth, she was just about to go over and ask him if he was alright when 2 bouncers came over and placed him in a room and shut the door. She wondered who it was, But she was not in the mood to go and ask questions so she sat on the bar stool drinking apple juice.

[Dwarf Lord]

The pudgy dwarf sat sipping his ale next to Grond. he was whatching all of the crazy things going on. There were peanuts flying every where. He couldn't look away or he would surely be hit!

[Ciryaher]

Cir crept from his hiding spot and slapped the dwarf on the back. "Greetings, dwarven-type-person! I am Ciryaher Penngristion. What might your name be?" he asked, pouring himself some dark lager.

[Dwarf Lord]

"AHHHH...oh hi! uh...my name is Johnson" said the dwarf." And what's your name?" he asked dodging a peanut that bounced off the bar.

[Aerin]

Aerin sneaks out of the Inn for a while, disappearing completely from any prying eyes.
When she returns, she carries a bow and wears a quiver. Some curious on-lookers watch as she carefully draws one of the arrow-like things out of the quiver and fits it to the bow. Drawing it back, she looses the string... right at Tal's forehead!

A moment later, a miniature toilet plunger is stuck square in the middle of Tal's forehead. But as she tries to pry it off, she realizes something is wrong, terribly wrong.
There is Evil Flying Voodoo Peanuts-Peanut Butter coating the underside, making it impossible to remove!

After indulging in a little therapeutic maniacally evil laughter, she shoots Mithers and Cir for good measure, then dives behind the counter where she sets up an impenetrable fort.

:D

[Talierin]

Tal thinks for a bit, then finds some Eggplant Oil and trickles it over the plunger. It eats its way through the PB, and soon the plunger is off with a *PLOB!* Then she kneels on the floor, appearing to talk to something...

Soon a knawing noise is heard, as termites tunnel their way into Aerin's little fort. As they breach it, Tal gets a hose and pumps loads of Balrog into the tunnel, filling Aerin's little hideout...


TAKE THAT!

[Ciryaher]

Cir draws his holy handgrenade (+) and pulls the pin.

(+)~~~~* 1!

(+)~~~* 2!

(+)~~* 5!

(+)~* 3, sir!

(+)* 3!

He then flings the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch at Aerin, and she was slain thus. And there was much rejoicing, and the Emperor spake, "And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and breakfast cereals, and orangutans, and fruit bats, and large..."

"Skip a bit, Cir" Kem reminds him.

[Aerin]

Aerin, who was NOT slain, jumps up and out of her hidey-hole and goes over to beat Cir over the head with his silly Holy Hand Grenade Dud.

"You big meanie! All I did was shoot a toilet plunger at you, no reason to slay me!!" :p

[Dwarf Lord]

Johnson who is totally freaked out. jumps from his stool and waddles towards the door mimbling something about crazy, and scary.

[Elbereth]

*Elbereth comes out of the VooDoo Peanut hut in a bikini, sipping a pina colada out of a coconut shell. Taking a quick look around and finds Aerin beating Cir with a giant Holy Hand grenade....*weird*

She then takes a seat at the bar and orders a frozen Rasberry Margarita (I'm sick of Pina coladas now!!!)

[Dwarf Lord]

As the dwarf reaches the door he looks back to see the craziness, and is hit in the forhead with a peanut. He suddenly gets the earge to go back to the bar and have some more drinks. He waddled back to his stool with a great smile on his face. "mmmmm...beer!" He chugs what is left of his ale, and orders some more.

[whiterider]

Benjamin sees his friend Dwarf lord at the bar and goes up to his and welcomes him to the prancing pony .While the dwarf is looking around benjamin slipps a farting pill into his drink .The dwarf continues drinking and soon errupts in spasmodic spasms of farting .
Benjamin sneaks away laughing :D

Benjamin then finds a holy hand grenade on the ground.*Ah this must be Ciryaher's *.He begins to examine it and discovers it is faulty as there is a pin which can be removed ,which most certainly cant be right he thinks to himself.He calls to Cir over the dim of the bar and throws him the grenade and then the pin

[Eomer Dinmention]

*The door to the room opens. And the two men step outside carrying Eomer quickly heading through the back door.

Where they saddle him up on a horse, and they start to ride with him back to Rohan

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar ducks out of the way of the about to explode hand grenade. As she finishes her pina coloda she does not order another drink just water.

[Dwarf Lord]

The dwarf is panicking! The gas could not be stopped. The only thing he could thing of to do was to stand up on the bar stool, and start dancing the irish jig. " WOOOo! Party!"

[Kementari]

OOC: Rofl

Kem grabs Cir by the arm and drags him under a table as she sees the grenade come flying at them.

[Mithrandir]

Seeing his chance Mithers quickly pulls out a giant pail of sticky substance from behind the bar.
"Heehee, I've been waiting for a chance to use this,"Mithers thinks to himself.
The intrepid wizard snuck up right behind Aerin, and with a quick movement pored the entire pail of evil voodoo peanut butter all over her.

He then lept away with sinical laughter filling the inn....

[Dwarf Lord]

Johnson in all the frenzy grabs a small handful of peanuts from a bowl. With one long throw he hits many of the people in the bar. With a hardy laugh he jumps onto the ground and trips over a bucket on the ground. his laughter is cut short with a loud smack. His face is firmly planted into the ground!

[Ciryaher]

Under the table (ooc: why not a closet, Kem?) Cir loads a 75-peanut drum clip into his Thompson machine gun and puts on his zoot suit.

After the grenade explodes and gets burned rabbit hair all over Elb and her bikini, Cir leaps from under the table and guns down Benjamin like a sucker on the St. Valentine's Day Massacre with his Chicago Piano.

[Aerin]

Aerin, Mighty Wizard of the Blue, with green eyes blazing, conjured a small storm cloud, just big enough to cover a man. Once the cloud had appeared, she sent its sinister, sinewy, slithering self to sit right over Mither's head and drench him continually.

Only this wasn't the usual rain water. This was ... AERIN'S COOKING!!! *dramatic chord* :eek:

Everyone in the Inn was shocked; to have Aerin's cooking dumped on them continuously would mean a slow, painful, lingering death.......

OOC: Just ask Tal about my cooking....:D :D

[Beorn]

SPLOICH!!!!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar maintains her low profile and orders a martini.

[Mithrandir]

Mithrandir the Mighty Grand Wizard laughed at the thought of being overcome with magic. With the simple wave of his hand the cloud left his presence, turning into a giant mass of Balrog and drenched Aerin to the core, along with the voodoo peanut butter,she was quite the mess.;)

[Aerin]

"Balrog!!!" cried Aerin. Grabbing a straw, she quickly began to drink the Balrog from the cloud.

"Turn my cloud around..." she muttered darkly. "How dare he, even if he *is* the Grand Wizard!"

Retreating into a corner, she went to plan her revenge on her friends.

And when she had come up with something, evil laughter could be heard in the New Silver Dragon Inn.....

[Dwarf Lord]

Mean while the dwarf was bobbing up and down on the counter with a tankard in his hand. He was laughing at all that was happening in his drunken frienzy." Ha Ha HA...little wizard was beat." The dwarf was still dancing, and every so often he would throw the peanuts that were at his feet!

[Elbereth]

*Meanwhile Elbereth is trying her best to remove rabbit hair from her bikini*

:( "Geesh! This stuff just doesn't come out! Darn stupid bunny rabbit hair!"

*Elbereth then gets up from the bar and goes to the lobby of the inn to check into a room to get showered and changed*

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer comes out of no where, with a bottle of scotch in his hand.

*He waves his hands, up and down to the sides and then says some magic words.

*out of no where a huge bag of peanuts falls to the ground. As it falls it has a whole and the room fills with peanut which is covered in rabbit hair.

*Eomer laughs and laughs
"MMMUUUAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH"

* then disappears

[whiterider]

Benjamin now sufficiently riddled with peanuts ,takes his chance and regaining all his strength fires two SAM farting missles at Cir and Kem who are taking cover under a table .The heat seekinjg missles lock on and soon the two are plauged with a bout of killer farts

[Beorn]

*A giant peanut falls on The New Silver Dragon Inn*

Oh, well, we'll rebuild it there *points 20 feet away*

*everyone rebuilds it and reroutes the balrog line*

[Dwarf Lord]

Johnson was covered in rabbit fur and peanuts. He now stunk worse then anything. The **** clouds had gusted over the entire in inn. Gazing at himself he beganto augh again. he ran around with his ale soshing everywhere.


DWARF LORD

[Ciryaher]

Cir always has gas anyways, so the farting missiles worked in reverse.

"How bout dem appols?!" he yelled, walking to the New, New Silver Dragon Inn.

[Kementari]

*giggles*

Kem is a maia, and maias of course have no health ailments of anykind, so naturally the bombs had no effect on her either, hahahahaha! She sits in a corner humming innocently while thinking up something evil to do to Ben.

[Kementari]

Ben suddenly notices that his ears and feet are beinging to grow larger by the second, then he dissapears in a puff if smoke. :p When the smoke clears LO! in the chair where he sat sits a little white bunny. Kem pats it and gives it a basket full of vegetables, and it eats happily.

[Aerin]

"It.. No.. not possible.. it can't be.. no way! It can't be... THE RABBIT OF CAERBANNOG!!!" *dramatic chord*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Random Person in the Inn: What's he do, nibble your bum?

Aerin: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

Another Random Person in the Inn: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

Yet Another Random Person in the Inn: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

Aerin: Look!

*The Rabbit of Caerbannog jumps up and proceeds to decapitate Yet Another Random Person in the Inn*

Another Random Person In the Inn: Jumpin' jehosephat!

Aerin: I warned you!

Random Person in the Inn: I done it again!

Aerin: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Another Random Person in the Inn: Oh, shut up!

Aerin: --But do they listen to me?--

Another Random Person in the Inn: Right!

Aerin: -Oh, no--

Random People in the Inn: Charge!

[squeak squeak]

Random People in the Inn: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc.

Random People in the Inn: Run away! Run away!

Aerin: Haw haw haw. Haw haw haw. Haw haw.

Another Random Person in the Inn: Right. How many did we lose?

And Yet Another Random Person in the Inn: Gawain...

And Still Another Random Person in the Inn: Ector

Another Random Person in the Inn: And Bors . That's five.

And Yet Another Random Person in the Inn: Three, sir.

Another Random Person in the Inn: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite.

Random Person in the Inn: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?

Another Random Person in the Inn: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And Still Another Random Person in the Inn: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

Another Random Person in the Inn: Like what?

And Still Another Random Person in the Inn: Well,....

And Yet Another Random Person in the Inn: Have we got bows?

Another Random Person in the Inn: No

And Still Another Random Person in the Inn: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

Another Random Person in the Inn: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother And Yet Still Another Random Person in the Inn carries with him! Brother And Yet Still Yet Another Random Person in the Inn! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! [singing] How does it, uh... how does it work

And Still Another Random Person in the Inn: I know not my liege.

Another Random Person in the Inn: Consult the book of armaments.

And Yet Still Another Random Person in the Inn: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

Ciryaher: "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"

And Yet Still Another Random Person in the Inn: Skip a bit, Ciryaher.

Ciryaher: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

And Yet Still Another Random Person in the Inn: Amen.

ALL: Amen.

Another Random Person in the Inn: Right! One... two... five!

And Still Another Random Person in the Inn: Three sir.

Another Random Person in the Inn: Three!

*BOOM!!!*

[Mithrandir]

Well I do say, wot wot, that was mighty funny. I think I need some balrog.

With that Mithrandir stumbles over to the new new bar and procedes to drink until he falls off the stoll and giggles to himself of the monty python parodys, until he falls asleep.

[Ciryaher]

Ciryaher decides that the whole patronage of this establishment is going to sleep, and gets a big paper bag, blows it up, then pops it with a deafening BANG!

"Wake up, sap-suckers!" he yelleth.

[Dwarf Lord]

The fat dwarf that had fallen asleep on the floor jumped with a girlish scream." I didn't mean it! I'm sorry! dont...ohh sorry!" the dwarf got to his feet and went back to the bar. He grabbed a big glass of something that reeked of alchol out of a mans hand that had passed out. " Thanks Pally!"

[Mithrandir]

With the sound of the bag Mithers looks up at Cir with an evil look in his eyes,"Rude bugger, I was snoozin I was!" With that he says a few magic words and 100 evil lying voodoo peanuts go racing towards his head, although only 50 hit him, the other 50 seek out Aerin and smak her in the kisser;) :p

[whiterider]

Benjamin now turned into a rabbit by the nasty Kem decides to get his revenge .Floppily he flops over to Kem who giggles at Ben ,now really mad , suddenly he thinks of a great revengeful act and does a nasty rabbit **** directly in Kems face :D :D :D

[Kementari]

Kem screams and ducks. Then she breaks into the emergency medical supplys and gets a gas mask. She picks up Ben the Bunny, says something in a strange language and he turns back to his normal self. "At least you smell better this way"

[Aerin]

Aerin grabs her Anti-Flying Evil Voodoo Peanut Shield© and giggles as the Peanuts Mithers sent at her bounce off and fall to the floor.

"I didn't even do anything to you, you rotten ol' wizard!" :p

[Dwarf Lord]

The drunken dwarf johnson walked over to aerin. " Don't worrygood aerin it's not the size that counts ot's how you use it!" THe dwarf said in a drunken slur.

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar snores really loud (zzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzz)

[Ciryaher]

Fezzik the Giant comes in and jogs the dwarf's head and points at his fist, "Don't worry, good Johnson, it's not the size that counts it's how you use it!"

Ciryaher is lucky that he loves peanuts and magically shells the goobers before they fly into his mouth. After much chewing, he leans over to Kem with a wink and a grin, "Sure you wouldn't fancy a rabbit stew? Just turn him back." ;)

[Kementari]

Kem peers at Cir at, then looks at her friend and fellow vegitarian, Fezzik and nods in Cirs direction. The friendly giant comes up behind Cir and and whacks him on the head, his face falling in the bowl of peanuts. "Uh Oh i dinnea mean to jog him so hard" he says. Kem dies laughing

[Dwarf Lord]

" ya spekin da truef gooh Cir! Dats my modo!" The dwarf looked behind him. " hey you happen ta see somefin behin me? somefin jus wopped me in the bacck of da hed."

[Ciryaher]

Cir recovers from his jogging and looks up. "Go back to your mountain, Fezzik!" he says pointing at the door. Fezzik sloths out munching a carrot.

Turning to Kem, Cir narrows his eyes and walks up to her with evil intentions. He suddenly leaps and tackles her, then ties up her hands and feet, being sure to take off her shoes. With an ominous roll of thunder and insiduous laught, Cir draws....A FEATHER. *dramatic chord*

Putting up a shield that will disintegrate and object that passes through it, he proceeds to tickle her between her toes, and then over the arch of her foot with the very tip of the feather.

[whiterider]

seeing Kem tied up and being tortured ,benjamin is rather amused but he decides to help Cir and gives her the tickles. Then remembering how Cir wanted to turn him into rabbit stew Benjamin Drops a few feathers Down Cirs back ,Really itchy feathers and scamperes

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar sat in the corner, once again with his baby, a Martin & Co. Dreadnought, cradled in his arms. He sang and picked with a kindof smooth cool, swaying lightly with the music and the lyrics.




I love to look into your big brown eyes.
They talk to me and seem to hypnotize.
They say the things nobody dares to say,
and I'm not about to let you fly away.
My lover with no jet lag, were staying up all night in my sleeping bag.

You got a heart beat rythym from subterean,
I real-ly Love You Little girl, I dont neeeed to explain.

I love you c'ause your deuces are wild, girl, like a double shot of loving so fi--ye-ine
I been loving you since you was a child, girl, cuz you and me are two of a ki-ye-iiiiiind.

Ah----------
Like deja vu I feel like I been heeeeeere,
Or somewhere else but you've been always neeeeear.
It's you that's in my dreams, I'm begging for
but I woke up when someone slammed the door
so hard I fell out of bed, screaming mama's little baby loves shorten bread,
and the moral of the story I can testify; I get stoned on you girl.
That's the best reason whyyyyyyy.

I love you c'ause your deuces are wild, girl, like a double shot of loving so fi--ye-ine
I been loving you since you was a child, girl, cuz you and me are two of a ki-ye-iiiiiind.

(breaks a harmonica out of nowhere, and plays a bit for the crowd)

I love you c'ause your deuces are wild, girl, like a double shot of loving so fi--ye-ine
I been loving you since you was a child, girl, cuz you and me are two of a ki-ye-iiiiiind.

la de da da da...

[Dwarf Lord]

"Th..tha...that was the most beautiful thngI've ever heard." A tear falls from his eye.

[whiterider]

Pretty neat tune

[Ciryaher]

*can't...resist...must...sing!*

Ciryaher suddenly busts out with some old-skool, Bob Dylan rap:

Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D. A.
Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't try "No Doz"
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin' to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the parkin' meters

Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handles

[Tar-Ancalime]

*Claps*

[Aerin]

*Decides to put it all on the line to stand up and sing. Tal, don't say anything. :p*

---A swingy-jazzy tune starts up; big-band style---

You never remind me of Paris in spring
A Rembrandt, I find, to my mind you don't bring
There's no work of art could start to compare
You never remind me of pricey French wine
Of tuxedo-ed gents with dinner at nine
Every other man is Vin Ordinaire
You're so unique I find, so well-designed
That every single thing about you
Reminds me of only you

You never remind me of summers in Spain
The sun when it's setting; the sound of the rain
New Years with **** Clark or Park Avenue
You never remind me of Sir Lancelot
My memory of him is totally.. shot
King Midas touch, not much next to you
'Cause if the truth be known
When we're alone
That every single thing about you
Reminds me of only you

You never remind me of gods that are Greek
My dear
And though I may hang on each word that you speak
It's clear
Ahead and behind me I lose track of all events
And as a consequence, you are my present tense

You never remind me of anyone who
Reminds me of anyone other than you
Compare though I will, I still can't equate
'Cause when you're here with me
Then vis-à-vis
You raise the heat repeatedly
So if I forget to recall
Remind me again, that's all

[Mithrandir]

Mithers suddenly bursts off the floor in a mad frenzy,
"BIIIIIIIGGGG BAAAAAAANNNNDD!!!!!!!!!"

Out of no where a shiny trumpet appears in his hand and starts busting out the lead trumpet part to Aerin's song.

[whiterider]

Benjamin goes hysteracle due to all the singing and then begins a dance on the floor ,come onevery one DANCE!!!!!!!!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar begins to dance too...finally awake. As the band begins to play "Sing, sing sing with a swing"

[¤-Elessar-¤]

Elessar laughs at the music. Big band music is so... noisy... He gets up and walks out the front door. He sits on a tree stump outside and begins to play 'Thrill is Gone' by B.B. King.
"Thrill is gone,
thrill is gone away
The thrill is gone, baby
The thrill is gone away.
You know you done me wrong, baby
and you'll be sorry someday..."

[Dwarf Lord]

Johnson seeing all the dacing goes nuts. Dancing is his calling! He stands up between two tables, and begins to dance like no dwarf has danced before! " Woo Hoo!" He calls while in the middle of his dance.

[Ciryaher]

Cir leaps onto the bar wearing a white suit and a fedora.

Get up...
Get down...

Radio, video
Boogie with a suitcase
Your livin' in a disco
Forget about the rat race
Let's do the milkshake, sellin' like a hotcake
Try some buy some fee-fi-fo-fum

Talk about, pop musik
Talk about, pop musik

Shoobie doobie do wop
I wanna dedicate this
Pop pop shoo wop
Everybody made it
Shoobie doobie do wop
Infiltrate it
Pop pop shoo wop
Activate it

New York, London, Paris, Munich
Everybody talk about pop musik
Talk about, pop musik
Talk about, pop musik
Pop pop pop pop musik

Singing in the subway
Shuffle with a shoe shine
Fix me a molotov
I'm on the headline
Wanna be a gun slinger
Don't be a rock singer
Eenie meenie mynie moe
Which a way you wanna go

Talk about, pop musik
Talk about, pop musik

Shoobie doobie do wop
Lyin' in the tree
Pop pop shoo bop
Eenee meenie
Shoobie doobie do wop
Party in the street
Pop pop shoo wop
You know what I mean

Hit it...

Now you know what to say...

Talk about, pop musik
Pop pop pop pop musik

All around the world
wherever you are
dance in the street anything you like
do it in your car in the middle of the night
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Dance in the supermart
Dig it in the fastlane
Listen to the countdown
They're playin' our song again
I can't get jumping jack
I wanna hold - get back
Moonlight muzak
Knick knack patty whack

Talk about, pop musik
Talk about, pop musik

[Kementari]

Lol!!!


"What are you all looking at me for, i don't know this guy" :D :D ;) ;)

Kem had broke free but she thought that singing had been punishment enough.

When Cir was finnished she assembled her guitarists and drummers in a flash who started playing a southwestern type tune and Kem sang a McCartney classic


Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota,
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon (na)
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye
Rocky didn't like that he said I'm gonna get that boy
so one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

Rock Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with the gun
to shoot off the legs of his rival

His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girls of his fancy
Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy

Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe-down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a show down

Daniel was hot he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner
Do, do, do, da, da...

*someone starts playing a funeral song on a organ*

Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rocky you met your match
And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better
I'll be better doc as soon as I am able

And now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
only to find Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival
Ah, oh yeah, yeah
Do, do, do, do
Come on Rocky boy
yeah

[Ciryaher]

Cir puts a big pot over Beorn's head and bangs on it with a hammer. "Hear ye, Hear ye! Get thee back in here-ee!"

Fifty bottles of champagne simultaneously pop and the lights brighten a bit as Cir pours party-starter-fluid on teh establishment.

[Beorn]

YEAH!!!!!

*parties*

*helps himself to champagne!*

[Kementari]

YAY!!!! *dances*
Thanks for bringing the Inn back!!!

*balloons and confettii fall from the ceiling*

[Elbereth]

*Elbereth runs in with champagne glass in hand*

"Hooray...the SD II is back!! Hey I brought some appetizers to go with the champagne!"

*From behind her several attractive guys in tuxes come into the bar carrying trays of tasty appetizers*

"ENJOY!!!"

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Elbereth
*Elbereth runs in with champagne glass in hand*

"Hooray...the SD II is back!! Hey I brought some appetizers to go with the champagne!"

*From behind her several attractive guys in tuxes come into the bar carrying trays of tasty appetizers*

"ENJOY!!!"

*wonders if Elb considers the 'several attractive guys in tuxes' or the things on the trays are the appetizers*

:)...

*grabs a mini hot dog*

[Elbereth]

*walks over to Beorn and whispers...*

"You forget Beorn that if you think loud enough I can read your mind...and I assure you the appetizers that I refer to... are on the trays. Although, then again...those waiters are quite tasty looking, aren't they?" ;)

*grabs one of the waiters in the butt as he walks by, causing the waiter to jump and spill a tray of mini dogs on Beorn*

"Whoops! Sorry Beorn!" *giggles innocently*

[Aerin]

"Bubbly!!" Aerin grabs a glass of champagne and downs it in just a couple of gulps, chokes, regains her breathing ability, and reaches for another glass.

"So glad this place is back! We've been losted without it!" :D

[Elbereth]

"So how about some music guys!"

*Elbereth then snaps her fingers and a 10 piece orchestra appears...fronted by none other than the stars of Hempdread's Hot Summer Music Festival...Valar, Elessar, and Lorien. All wearing shining new guitars. They burst into song*

[Beorn]

*expects Aerin to start dancing...possibly like a gypsy*

[Aerin]

*Just for Beorn, Aerin comes out dressed like a gypsy. Once the bonfire is started up, and the instruments are playing a proper gypsy song, she dances like one.*

:p

[Ciryaher]

Cir raises his eyebrows skeptically for a moment and then returns to his drink and playfully tossing peanuts at Kementari.

[Kementari]

Kem drinks her chocolate milk and throws peanuts at Cirs face when hes not looking and blames it on the other innocent guests"Whadaya talking about it was Aerin." "I told you it was Mike, he started it"

OOHH!! Valar, you guys. Can you play Stairway to Heaven...please?!!!

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer walks in and just sits in his usual corner of the inn. Takes out a pipe and pipe weed and starts to smoke it.


He then calls to the bar tender
"Yo throw us a bottle of water, mountain water, not tap water"

"Yes Eomer"


*Eomer sits there observing everyone else

[Beorn]

*Beorn whispers something to the bartender....he disappears and comes out with a tray of Jello Shots.*

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer sits down next to Adrastea and starts to talk

"So how you been"

[Adrastea]

*Adrastea looks at Eomer and see a well worn and rugged man, but she noticed that he had a certain glow about him*

"I haven't seen you around for awhile, you look like if a lot has been happening to you lately." *She smiles* "I have been good, what about you, looking after youself I hope?"

*Adrastea notices that Eomer has a bottle of mountain water in his hand* "They serve those here? I must try one of those."

[Ciryaher]

Cir dodges a peanut and calls the bartender over. Talking low, he said, "You know, I think that you would have more customers if you didn't restrict who could come in..."

He sat back and sipped at his mug, then sneezed the contents of his throat and mouth all over the floor with a tremendous noise.

[Eomer Dinmention]

"I'm pretty good, with the 500 Knights and Calaviers. I'm gonna form my own Asian Triad (aka Mafia). Though I don't have a name for it though"


**Please come online on Msn Adrastea, I need to talk to you**

[Elbereth]

Bored, Elbereth gets up on stage, takes a seat in front of an old piano and begins to play Billy Joel's 'We didn't Start the fire'.

[Kementari]

Bless you Cir! :D

Kem gathers some tools and begins contructing propaganda bombs witch will be filled with New Silver Dragon invites and dropped over all sections of the forum. POST PEOPLE!

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Ciryaher
"You know, I think that you would have more customers if you didn't restrict who could come in..."

Good idea...Everyone is allowed in!

[Eomer Dinmention]

Well looks like you won't be needing a bouncer or my men.

*Talks into his microphone
"Ok fellas, its over come in, we aren't needed anymore"

*A couple of minutes later 20 tall Asian men of Rohan walk into the bar, each greeting their lord Eomer. They then do what they wanted to do

*Eomer then takes off his black shades and suit.
"I think i'll keep the microphone"

"Well Adrastea, those 20 men are members of my Asian Triad, but theres more to come don't worry about that"

[Adrastea]

"I am not worrying, 20 Asian men of Rohan impress me enough."

*Adrastea orders a mountain water and sits back down next to Eomer*

"So have you been missing the Royal life?"

[Eomer Dinmention]

"Yes and no, I do miss being called King lol, not to mention my Golden Halls. But in the future i have promised that only an relative to me or to Mithrandir will take over Rohan, but i'm not sure if members are gonna abide by them so yeah. Though i couldn't handle the life of a King, too many threats to destroy the people of Rohan. The Rohirrim needed someone to protect them in times of war, and I was not that person, but instead i have given it to Mithrandir, an very old friend, a good leader. Which will lead my people to peace and victory."

" So i see, you are a wonderer, come with me on my travel, we will go to many places, and help those in need. Please accept"

*Lays his hand ontop of her's, looks at her and smiles

[Adrastea]

"Yes I am just like you these days, resigned from the royal life and wondering around not knowing what to do." *looks into his deep dark brown eyes* "I think I will take up your offer, I will travel with you."

*Stomach rumbles* "Hey, are you hungry? I am starving"

[Eomer Dinmention]

"Good"

"Amm yes i'm kinda hungry, wonder if this inn, serves the food it use to"

"Bartender, give us a bottle of your finest wine. And a menu for us to look at, we are starving here"

"Yes sir"

[Elbereth]

*Finishing the tune she was playing... Elbereth's mood changes and she begins to play the Carpenters classic tune 'I need to be in Love'*

"The hardest thing I've ever done
is keep believing
There's someone in this crazy world for me
The way that people come and go
Thru temporary lives
My chance could come and I might never know

I used to say 'No promises, let's keep it simple'
But freedom only helps you say goodbye
It took a while for me to learn
That nothin comes for free
The price I've paid is high enough for me

I know I need to be in love
I know I wasted too much time
I know I ask perfection of
A quite imperfect world
And fool enough to think that's what I'll find

So here I am with pockets full of good intentions
But none of them will comfort me tonight
I'm wide awake at four am
Without a friend in sight
Hanging on a hope but I'm alright

I know I need to be in love
I know I wasted too much time
I know I ask perfection of
A quite imperfect world
And fool enough to think that's what I'll find"

[YayGollum]

*walks by, sees that the vacancy sign has been turned on, and stomps in to check things out* "What a novel idea! Making a bar open to the public! :rolleyes: Looks like there's no such thing as an exclusive bar in Middle Earth anymore!" *grabs a table and a chair and glances around at the other customers*

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar had sneaked in after Truor and snickered behind his back. "Finally a bar where regular people who are tired of killing orcs can drink a beer. And if youre hurt...HOSPITAL INN!!! Ill challenge a mod to a game of pool!"

[YayGollum]

*pivots his chair to face Anamatar* "I thought there were plenty of bars for doing that in. Oh, well. Are you just advertising for other places?"

[Anamatar IV]

no i am not advertising. I would like it if my blatherings helped business down there (i think the 2nd page or something) but im still trying new bars to see which i like. The buddy baginns one has too much security...the really long name one is too popular and i cant keep up with it (what was this about calling people socks?) and this is the next on my list. but if other people would come i would spend my time in the hospital bar. You dont need an injury/

[YayGollum]

*puts his chair back where it was* "Right. Got it. You're looking for the best bar around. Looks like we'll have to wait and find out how good this place is. Good thing that it's an inn, too. I'm about to fall asleep from the inactivity!"

[Eomer Dinmention]

*A Tall dark Asian man, walks into the inn. He then signals the inn which only the men of Eomer can understand. Eomer too, notices the signal

" My love, Adrastea, I must depart for a short time, I will be back in half an hour or so, do go on and eat, I know you are fairly hungry, I have business to attend"

*Eomer stands up and kisses Adrastea on the cheeks, then walks out the door, along with 20 of his men. Outside there is a small army of around 500 Knights and Calaviers belonging to Eomer. They saddle up and ride to the North

[YayGollum]

*notices Eomer and Adrastea's craziness* "Well, they look a little caught up in each other! oh well. The long named bar is looking more attractive by the minute!" :rolleyes:

[Ciryaher]

Cir whittles and carves like a madman, stopping occasionally to examine his blisters and cuts and taking a swig of beer, then returns to work. "Nice to have you two here!" he says, waving his foot at them, since his hands and eyes are occupied.

[YayGollum]

*goes over there* "Hey, whatcha making?" *notices the beer* "And where do you people hide the service? I'll have to see if you people have any v&f over here!"

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar started laughing uncontrolably. "And im not even drunk yet! Ill take a flaming homer and a bowl of sugar cubes!" anamatar sat down with his favorite drink and the cubes and started getting drunk and hyper. "watch out!"

[Ciryaher]

Cir finishes whittling his wooden dart and dips it in a glass of novocaine, then throws it at Anamatar's lips, hitting his mark dead-on. With a snicker, he returns to sipping at his drink and winking at Kementari.

[YayGollum]

*glances approvingly at his work* "Okay, I'll take that as a, 'Hi! I'm making a dart!' Now, where do you people hide the service? Any certain bartender I should be waiting for? Or can I fend for myself?"

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar took the dart in his lips and realised that he was unmoved by the doseage of novacane. "Dentists always had trouble with me." anamatar walked over to cir and took the dart in his fist and brought his hand down upon cirs back.

Then with the hand that held the dart he chucked it out the window. :p

[YayGollum]

*Truor hears a horse yelp outside* "Thanks a lot, Anamatar! I think you just hit Anthrax!" *goes to help out his poor horse*

[Wonko The Sane]

*Arianne saunters in, white cloak swirling behind her, her silver hair shimmering in the firelight. She takes a seat at the bar and throws a sultry look to the man at the seat next to her before ordering a rum and coke*

[Eomer Dinmention]

*Eomer walks in with a blood stain on his shirt. He notices the blood stain
"Oh man, not another one, ****"
*Directs his route up to the rooms, and gets changed"

*Eomer walks back down, over to Adrastea

"Shall we continue"

"Where did you go"

"Oh I had to take care of business, dam Troll wouldn't die. lol. Have you had anything to eat yet?"

"No not yet, still deciding" Adrastea says

"Well lets order something, I'm feeling something nice"

*A nearby waiter sees us, then walks over
"Would you like to order?"
"Lets see, I'll have the Short Soup first, for an Entree, I'll have the Malaysian Satay Chicken Skewers. For a Main Meal, I'll have the Seafood Basket. I'll order a desert later, Oh and can i get a huge bottle of water, and when i mean huge, i mean huge. Oh not to forget it has to be Mountain Water"

"Very well my good man, now what would you like my lady"
*Turns to Adrastea and waits

[Wonko The Sane]

*glances at Eomer and grins, shaking her head...* Humans.
*she turns her violet eyes towards a darkened table in the corner where she decries a black hooded man smoking a long pipe. Grinning she gets up to go keep him company*

[Adrastea]

"Lets see. umm..can I have hmm, I don't really like soup so I will skip that, you still have yours Eomer. I will have 4 spring rolls for entree and then for main I think I will have the Chilli King Prawn dish. And yes don't forget about the Mountain water."

*Looks back at Eomer*

"Now where were we, ahh yes..traveling, now is there any particular place that you want to go?"

[Wonko The Sane]

*gets bored with the silent bloke in the corner who just sits and smokes his pipe*

Does anybody want to dance? Huh? ANYbody?

[Elbereth]

"I'll dance Wonko! Although what kind of dance are you talking about? If it is Salsa...I'm all for it!" :confused:

[Aerin]

The door to the New Silver Dragon Inn busts open, propelled by the booted foot of a figure dressed all in black. A black trenchcoat covers the person's body, while a black hat pulled low hides the face.

Out from under the trenchcoat, the figure pulls out a fully automatic gun, loaded with about 2 million Evil Flying Voodoo Peanuts. Once a finger is put on the trigger, nobody is safe; every person in the bar, innocent or not, is sprayed with the Peanuts.

Once everyone is pretty much Evil Flying Voodoo Peanut-Goo, the figure laughs and exits through the door again, into the dark night....

Muahahahahahaha!

[Grond]

Grond throws up his hands and says, "Hey!!! I've got a great Vodoo Peanut Butter Fudge recipe! Let's make some fudge and sell it for charity." Grond begins scrounging in the bar for pots and pans and sugar and coco and butter and other cooking stuff. "Would someone start going around and scooping up the goo?" :);)

[Wonko The Sane]

*Ignores the voodoo peanuts as she is allergic and turns to Elbereth*
Salsa it is!

Let's SALSA!!!

*starts an elaborate latin dance to the music in head*

Ooh..we need music...WAIT FOR IT!

*she reaches into her magic pockets and pulls out a Salsa band*
Perfect!

*resumes her dancing*

[Elbereth]

*Taking an Evil Voodoo Peanut Butter shovel in one hand...Elbereth begins to scoop up the voodoo peanut butter into large mounds while dancing to the lively salsa beats*

"See look! I'm multi-tasking!!!" :D

[Grond]

Grond throws four sticks of butter into a saucepan and begins melting it. He adds 4 bricks of semi-sweet chocolate chunks along with a little cocoa and some vanilla. It begins to melt into a smooth chocolate coloured mixture. He adds the three cups of sugar and turns the heat up just a tad. Putting his candy thermometer into the goo, he ever so slowly brings the concoction to a soft boil. Grond immediately takes the sauce pan off the fire and places it on a hot pan on the bar.

He looks at Elbereth and says, "Can I have two full cups of the Evil Vodoo Peanut Butter please??? I need it kinda quick.:);)"

[Aerin]

I think I'm going to cry... what was supposed to be an awe and fear-inspiring event is turned into a "let's make homemade fudge" thing!
Nobody even flinched! :( :D

[Grond]

Now! Now! Aerin... we're doing it for charity. Turning your evil voodoo peanuts into something good. If it makes you feel any better... I was really, really scared when you came in with your machine guns. :);)

[Elbereth]

*To the Salsa beat, Elbereth takes a scoop of voodoo peanut butter and throws it into the air. Then spinning around, she grabs two measuring cups lying nearby and catch the voodoo peanut butter expertly as it falls to the earth. Then dancing across the room like Jennifer Lopez, Elbereth hands Grond the two cups, with a bump to the hip*

[Grond]

Grond quickly scoops the two cups of peanut butter into the cooling fudge mixture and begins to stir with his wooden spoon. He stirs to the beat of the salsa knowing that he can't stop stirring for at least three minutes.

As the mixture begins to lighten he poors it into a fudge pan which he has coated with wax paper and butter. He smooths the fudge down and levels it off.

"Okay!! Who wants to lick the bowl???"

[Elbereth]

Suddenly and without warning...Elbereth is standing besides Grond...staring at him with a big smile on her face and a spoon in her hand! :D

[Grond]

Grond slides the saucepan over to Elbereth and taps it on the side to the beat of the Salsa tune in the background.

"Watchout Elbe. I'm not sure what those evil voodoo peanuts will do to my world famous peanut butter fudge recipe." :D :cool:

[Tar-Ancalime]

tar ,who if you can't remember was taking refuge in a comfy armchair, woke up and looked around....

[Elbereth]

*Elbereth digs into the bowl and scoops out a spoon fill of Grond's Voodoo peanut fudge mix and ecstatically put it in her mouth. Her expression changes to a blissful sedation...and soon she is overcome by ecstasy. And the ecstasy is so great...she begins seeing hallucinations*

[Grond]

"Hey Tar!!! Want some evil voodoo peanut butter fudge? I'm sure Elbe will share."

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Nah, forget it."

[Eomer Dinmention]

"Amm i don't really care, Mithrandir wants me to serve in the war, with my Asian Triad. But i'm not sure if i should or not. But anywhere you wanna go, I'll be happy."

*Looks deep into Adrasteas eyes, then starts to laugh lol

"I don't know why i didn't do this earlier. I'm happier now with you, then i was back when i was still King lol"

*Looks at everyone else
"There getting on pretty well, we'll join them later. Well heres our meal"

*Waiter comes over with our meals

"Let us eat, i'm starving, haven't had a good decent meal since i resigned"

[YayGollum]

*walks back in, notices Eomer's waiter* "Hey, dude! What kinda fish do you have here? And do you have v&f? Come on! This is supposed to be a nice place!" *looks around at the goo covering the walls* "Well, maybe not. oh well."

[Adrastea]

"I would like to visit my home town in Lebennin and visit Minas Trith again. Maybe we could go to Rohan first and then venture on to Gondor?"

*Adrastea starts to eat her Spring Rolld* "These are delicious. How is your soup? It looks yummy, may I taste a bit?"

"Certainly"

*Dips her soup into the bowl and tastes it* "I am not a big fan of soups but that one is very nice, what is it called again?"

[Eomer Dinmention]

"Its short soup, known as Wong Tong soup. About you going to Minas Tirith. I think now isn't the right time, there is a war if you didn't know. And Minas Tirith has been captured i think. Rohan is under attack, and i will go to its aid. Do not worry my love, Middle Earth will be back to normal after we defeat these devils. Thus we will adventure together, only you and me, only you and me"

*Stares deep into Adrasteas eyes, smiles, " you truley are beautiful, even more beautiful then Lothiriel of Amroth, who i was meant to marry"

*Laughs again, at a thought that just came to him, and starts to have his soup

[Adrastea]

" I knew there was a war, I just haven't heard for a long while the details of it. I am deeply worried now with the news you just told me"

*Adrastea pours the Mt Water into 2 glasses*

"I do not think that is possible, Lothiriel of Amroth was extremely Beautiful, more then I will ever be."

*Smiles as she hears his joyful laugh*

"You must go to Rohan as you said, I do not want to be left here. I was wondering if I could acompany you?"

[YayGollum]

*walks right up to the Adrastea person, trying his best to be noticeable* talking slowly and understandably ---> "Hello! My name is Truor Tupnm! I am the king of the Beornings! Ever heard of them? We are really cool! Anyways, how are you? Having fun over here? What's