Beorn
08-10-2002, 07:33 PM
‘Thorin and Company to Burglar Baggins greeting! For your hospitality our sincerest thanks, and for your offer of professional assistance our grateful acceptance. Terms: cash on delivery, up to and not exceeding one fourteenth of total profits (if any); all travelling expenses guaranteed in any event; funeral expenses to be defrayed by us or our representatives, if occasion arises and the matter is not otherwise arranged for.
‘Thinking it unnecessary to disturb your esteemed repose, we have proceeded in advance to make requisite preparations, and shall await your respected person at the Green Dragon Inn, Bywater, at 11 a.m. sharp. Trusting that you will be punctual.
‘We have the honour to remain
‘Yours deeply
‘Thorin & Co.’
‘That leaves you just ten minutes. You will have to run,’ said Gandalf.
‘But -,’ said Bilbo.
‘No time for it,’ said the wizard.
‘But -,’ said Bilbo again.
‘No time for that either! Off you go!’
_ To the end of his days Bilbo could never remember how he found himself outside, without a hat, a walking-stick or any money, or anything hat he usually took when he went out; leaving his second breakfast half-finished and quite unwashed-up, pushing his keys into Gandalf’s hands, and running as fast as his furry feet could carry him down the lane, past the great Mill, across The Water, and then on for a mile or more.
Do you think Gandalf was in a devilish mood and 'moved' Bilbo outside? When you read the passage, you'll think Gandalf had something to do with Bilbo's forgetfullness of the moment....:D
‘Thinking it unnecessary to disturb your esteemed repose, we have proceeded in advance to make requisite preparations, and shall await your respected person at the Green Dragon Inn, Bywater, at 11 a.m. sharp. Trusting that you will be punctual.
‘We have the honour to remain
‘Yours deeply
‘Thorin & Co.’
‘That leaves you just ten minutes. You will have to run,’ said Gandalf.
‘But -,’ said Bilbo.
‘No time for it,’ said the wizard.
‘But -,’ said Bilbo again.
‘No time for that either! Off you go!’
_ To the end of his days Bilbo could never remember how he found himself outside, without a hat, a walking-stick or any money, or anything hat he usually took when he went out; leaving his second breakfast half-finished and quite unwashed-up, pushing his keys into Gandalf’s hands, and running as fast as his furry feet could carry him down the lane, past the great Mill, across The Water, and then on for a mile or more.
Do you think Gandalf was in a devilish mood and 'moved' Bilbo outside? When you read the passage, you'll think Gandalf had something to do with Bilbo's forgetfullness of the moment....:D