Do you consider the moderators evil?

[Beorn]

Do you consider us moderators evil?

[Aerin]

Well, seeing as how I have most of the mods as my friends... yes! :D

Actually, you guys are just human *Ok, I know it's a shock to the average forum-goer, but they are human! Honest!*, so I don't consider you really "evil" in that sense. Even when some threads mysteriously go *piff*....;) :D

As for the only "evil" moderator, I'd have to say it's Beorn....heehee

[Ciryaher]

I voted yes, because I, for one, am evil! :D

[Khamul]

I sure hope this isnt supposed to be a serious thread, because I vote evil! Especially Cir, his comp. is very evil! It always screws up when we want to play Age of Empires! :mad::rolleyes:

But seriously, a mod is no bigger than the forum. The mods dont make a forum, the members do, making members more necessary than mods, though mods are needed.

[Talierin]

Of course we're evil! *cackles the Moderation Mistress of Misery, then trots off to demolish more posts*

[Nóm]

No. Also, some of the moderators are among my favorite posters.

[Rangerdave]

Oh yes my friends. The Moderators are evil, evil I say. So evil that one might call then E-Ville.

my appologies to Mike Myers.

Evil RD
:eek:

[Adrastea]

Same here Aerin. When I first came on this forum practiclly the only people posting were the poeple who are mods now..(Besides Kem, Aerin). So you had to like the Mods or you left. I stayed so I must of liked them!:D So they could never be evil unless Cir does one of his tricks and turns evil!!:D

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Sting
I sure hope this isnt supposed to be a serious thread, because I vote evil!

Serious? haha! I couldn't figure out whether to put it in Bag End, or here....but I decided here 'cause Bag End is more Tolkienish...

[Gamil Zirak]

It depends on which moderator you are refering to. It also depends on what your definition of evil is. And anyway, what is is?

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Walter
Maybe the question should have rather been: Are the moderators evil by will or evil by nature... :p


Ok, I'll wrap this one up in a week. If it is conceded that we're evil, I'll post that question in a week. Then, after that, it'll be 'Which moderator is the most evil.' Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this! :D


Originally posted by Gamil Zirak
It depends on which moderator you are refering to. It also depends on what your definition of evil is. And anyway, what is is?

What's a moderator?

[Lantarion]

Isn't it one of those African gazelles that can hop on one foot?

[Éomond]

You guys always seem helpful, but......
:D :D :D :D

[Aerin]

Bah, I say, Bah to all you people who say the mods aren't evil! They are evil, Evil, EVIL!
They're evil because that's their nature and they choose to be evil!!! (Btw, that was Choice C: all of the above :D)

Let's see... to rate the mods in order of evil-ness...

1. Ciryaher (Has to be on top.. that guy's seriously evil! :eek: )
1.1. Talierin (Just because you're my bestest friend and I know the real you :D)
1.2. ReadWryt
1.2. Beorn (:p to Anc!)
1.2. Ancalagon
1.2. Rangerdave
1.5. Lanty

Ta-da! Now you can see who's evil-lest! (Ok, so they all rank up there pretty high, but that's another story. ;))

[Ancalagon]

Why do members have a problem getting 'Ancalagon' right? That's not a swipe at you Aerin, because nearly everyone spells it incorrectly everytime they write it!!!

Next person to spell it wrong will be incinerated:) Now that's evil;)

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Aerin
1. Ciryaher (Has to be on top.. that guy's seriously evil! :eek: )
1.1. Talierin (Just because you're my bestest friend and I know the real you :D)
1.2. ReadWryt
1.2. Beorn
1.2. Ancologoon
1.2. Rangerdave
1.5. Lanty

RD and Lantarion are only down there because they haven't been moderating long enough...I think, however, RW would go before Talierin....

[Éomond]

Hey all you happyevil mods! My 100th! Yippie!

[Aerin]

Anc, I'm sorry! I was kind of distracted when posting *cough*singing and writing*coughcough*, so I mis-spelled your name. :o My apologies, Ankle-Pankle-Pants! *ducks from Tal's whap for using the name* :D

Wait a minute, I don't apologize! You changed Beorn's name on there! Bad Ancalagon! hehehe

No way does RW go before Tal - I know Tal really well, and I know what evil she's capable of! :D

Just for you, dear...
But I'm a manatee!!

[Kementari]

come on...Cirs not THAT *giggle* evil... rofl! wells hes not
RW is a definate second, followed by kind sweet sparkly dragon Anc, how he got this reputation i don't know :D ;) Then Rangerdave, Mike/Beorn, Tal, and Lanty

But honestly i think you guys are very misunderstood

[Talierin]

*hops around on one foot singing* Anckle Pankle Pretty Pocket Pants... hum hum hum... ANCALAGON! HA! I can spell it!

*cough* I'm only evil to Aerin...

[Aerin]

Sure Cir is too evil! ;)

And I know you're only evil to me, Tal...:rolleyes:

*Cue I Know What You Did Last Summer music*
I know where you live, Tal... no more being evil to me! *insert evil, maniacal laughter here*

*ahem*
I still stand by my original list of evil-like moderators. They are...

EVIL!!!

[Ciryaher]

We are VERY misunderstood...I mean, we're evil and all, but that doesn't mean we're...hmm...ok, we're evil.... :D

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Aerin
You changed Beorn's name on there! Bad Ancalagon! hehehe

Don't do that.

[Ancalagon]

Who's more evil? Mwhhhuuwuwuwhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Rangerdave]

Originally posted by Ancalagon
Why do members have a problem getting 'Ancalagon' right? That's not a swipe at you Aerin, because nearly everyone spells it incorrectly everytime they write it!!!

Next person to spell it wrong will be incinerated:) Now that's evil;)

You know, the first time I ever saw your Member Name, I was reminded of an old laundry commercial from the seventies.

Launderer's Wife: We need more Ancalagon!
Customer: Ancient Chinese secret huh?

I'm ready to be incinerated now.

RD

click image to watch

[LotR_Girl]

I voted NO coz I met our Mods on MSN [Cir & ex-mod Grond] and they're not evil at all. Kinda. Except Cir luvs Rob Zombie. That's evil, ya scum of the earth lol

[LotR_Girl]

*ohoh* I'm the only one who is saying good about mods...erm...MODERATORS, SAVE ME! HELP! or u can add me 1000 posts more LOL just kiddin'. Just change everyone's sig to: "Moderators ARE NOT EVIL! Anastacia rocks! [and Rob Zombie, of course]" hehe

[Anamatar IV]

These people are only doing their jobs!!!!! Of course theyre evil. Thats what mods are. If people who delete and change posts and discuss about you behind your back in a secret mod forum arent evil then let a lightbulb hit me on the head. I know all this how you ask? I used to be mod myself...*looks into the distance* i was a great mod of a forum once. Proud and popular. Every one consulted me. I mightve been an admin if...the webmaster hadnt updated the forum! All the mods were lost. Before i could re-claim my position some newbie punk who just happened to show up took my job! He knew who i was though. He deleted alot of my posts! Warned me for spelling beginning wrong. He opted to get me banned. I have never been a mod since.

[Beorn]

WM posted this in the moderator forum a few months back:

Originally posted by Webmeister
I was given a suggestion for a description for the moderators ... What do you think? :)

A moderator is a members worst nightmare. They are more intelligent. They never eat, they never sleep, and they read every post, no matter how obscure. They are the Antichrist, Beelzebub, Lucifer, a devourer of members. You will go to bed each night wishing plague and pestilence on their unborn children, and you will wake up each morning praying for their approval. You won't get it.


Paraphrased from an episode of E. R.

[Courtney]

I love the mods! After all, where would this lovely site be without their hard work and dedication? I admire their consistancy (is that the right word?) I could never do it. Sometimes I am on every night of the week and then I won't go online for a whole month. And they always know the answers to important questions. On thing I don't like, however, is that i always sound like an idiot when I post next to them... oh well...:rolleyes: There are some things that can't be helped...

[Elbereth]

(Ugh! I can't vote in this all important ;) ;) thread! Stupid thing is telling me my session is invalid!)

Anyway,I am still weighing that question at the momment. So I give the mods a "Ehhh...maybe" vote...I think they all have potential for great evil...and since we have several new mods...I can't say yet whether they are all evil or not.

Although the fact that you created this thread in the first place, Beorn, I will have to say that you are the most evil of them all!!!

[DGoeij]

Since a considerable amount of them claims to be evil, I gave them the benefit of doubt and voted yes.

The only problem is, sometimes they look ... well ... human to me. As human as a Terminator that is.:D

[LadyGaladriel]

Im gald some of you are evilish because if you weren't all strict and that we would have mayhem with a forum this big in size .



p.s Cir seems evilist although Beorn is a close second :D o.j

[Nenya Evenstar]

On thing I don't like, however, is that i always sound like an idiot when I post next to them... oh well... There are some things that can't be helped...

That's exactly how I feel! :D Hey, I like this thread - kind fun to bash on the mods once in a while... :p I gave them an "Ehh... Maybe" vote because I believe that they are evil, yes very evil, and yet I like to put some truth into my posts. :D I haven't run into the mods much, but I think that I just might have to say that the most evil would be RD... or maybe RW?

[Lantarion]

Aww, ickle Lanty all the way at the bottom..
Hmm, maybe it's time I asserted myself as a Grand Master of...you guessed it: EEEE-VILLE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!! :eek:

[Ancalagon]

I always thought you were more evil when you were known as Pontifex:) Then you changed it and became as tame as a sheep on morphine;)

[Parrot]

I think the moderators are just 2nd rate imitations when held up to REAL evil, by which I mean, it probably goes without saying, Elgee's kitty avatar. That thing gives me the willies! I haven't had a decent bowel-movement since getting ensnared in its evil gaze.

[Aerin]

*Checks list*
Signs--check!
Place to protest--check!
Good walking shoes--check!
Chains to tie self to sturdy object until everyone agrees with me, if only from desparation--check!

Ok.. I'm ready to go out and march around a building, protesting that the moderators are evil!! They make Sauron look like a puppy dog! Melkor like a little ducky! They make my cat look like a fuzzball!
*whispers* They even make the Rabbit of Caerbannog look like a sweet little bunny...:eek:

What will it take to convince you guys that the mods are eeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllll?? They are! I should know: I spent an entire weekend with two of them! :D :D :D

Oh, and anyone who doesn't agree with me can kindly go and throw themselves in the Gorge of Eternal Peril. Thank you. ;)

P.S. I still luv ya guys! :D

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Beorn


Originally posted by Walter
Maybe the question should have rather been: Are the moderators evil by will or evil by nature... :p


Ok, I'll wrap this one up in a week. If it is conceded that we're evil, I'll post that question in a week. Then, after that, it'll be 'Which moderator is the most evil.' Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this! :D



I've set the poll to close on the 1st (or it should....). At that time, I'll open up the poll for the next in the series: 'Which moderator is the most evil'...then after that, 'Which moderator do you want to hire a personal assasin for?' :D

[Ciryaher]

*steals candy from babies and trips old ladies carrying groceries*

Rob Zombie is evil, yes...but that doesn't mean it isn't fun to listen to!
*decides not to repeat the lyrics from House of 1000 Corpses*

Anyone who says mods aren't evil is either on crack or delusional (or both ;)).

[Aerin]

I'm not delusional or on crack, because I say the mods are evil!

C'mon, people, don't you see them sitting behind their computer terminals, munching on some evil snack, evilly cackling and maniacally laughing as they play with our minds? Can't you?! Well??! :eek: :D

They even have their own private section of the forum, that only they can see, to further discuss and brew their evil plans! Who can honestly say that's not evil? ;)

All of you who say they aren't evil are just trying to get on their good side... bah to you! ;) :D

[Nóm]

Actually If someone wanted to attempt to get on their good side...it might be best to say that they are evil since that seems to be what some of them want to hear.... :D

[Talierin]

If only you knew how many post counts we've demolished... threads we've deleted... rules *gasp! yes, rules!* we've inforced... MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!1

[Talierin]

You have good reason to... *cough*;) :p

[Aerin]

You should always be worried about Tal...

Why, just a couple hours ago, Tal and I were rehearsing our song for a show we're doing, and she managed to hit me! :eek: She's not only an evil moderator, she's abusive! Abusive do you hear me?! *ducks* heehee :D

[Talierin]

.... not my fault you were in the way....

[Aerin]

Alright, I may have been in the way... but the microphone jumped out and hit me! Bad mic....

*ahem*

Right, back to why the mods are evil! :rolleyes:

[Ciryaher]

If I give reasons and examples of how I'm evil...I might get in trouble ;)

[Grond]

Originally posted by Talierin
If only you knew how many post counts we've demolished... threads we've deleted... rules *gasp! yes, rules!* we've inforced... MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!1 Brings back memories of the good old days when you and I demolished the Three Word Post for starters. OMG, were there some angry members after that. One hit of the button and 750 posts disappear. Then there was the One Word Post thread which we canned. We had a lynch mob after that one. Now I notice that there is a One Word Game!!! Deja Vu is starting to get to me again Tal. Do you feel evil or what???

[Talierin]

MUAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *tal cackles from her little angry members bomb shelter*

[Diamond Took]

depends on the mod.

i hate ones that tell me off. they are EEeeeeeeevil.....
but ones that are nice to me and gently tell me if i am doing something wrong are kool.

so there you have it.

[Nahar]

not really, i havent been ehre that long, and one of the moderators is my cousin even though he\she doesnt know im here.

[Nóm]

I found proof that the moderators are evil...at least I think I have...hehehe
A couple days ago I was view "Who's online"...I saw a thread title that I hadn't saw before So I clicked to see what it was. Well I was denied access to this. I figure it was probably a thread from the moderator's section.
No big deal right?
Perhaps not, but hear this: It happend again today..A new thread name...a moderator was there, I clicked to see what it was all about and again denied access...
Here's the good stuff....I hope you're sitting down....
...
...
The thread was entitled..."Speaking with the devil"..:eek:

[Beorn]

Now, THAT is hilarious! If only I could tell you what's in that thread (seriously, I absolutely won't). It's just proof we're evil!

[menchu]

ex-proof, dear Watson! You are evil cause you delete and the fact of deleting itself doesn't leave any evidence!!! :eek:

[Aerin]

How long have I been saying the Mods are evil? But did anyone listen? Noooooooo...... You all thought the Mods were just cute little bunnies... but now you see death looming with big, nasty, pointy teeth! Look at the bones! :D

[Aslan]

...and the whole time, I thought they were just sadistic. Wow, this sheds a whole new light on everything.;)

[Talierin]

*cackles as she dances about her satanic altar naked in the deep woods*:eek:

[Aerin]

*is suddenly more thankful than usual that she lives in the city now....:eek:*

[Talierin]

*laughs* I'm normal, really I am...


just wait till you see the rest of the calvin and hobbes avatars I have, heehee....

[legoman]

can I say that they are moderately evil?










whats that?... I can't... oh sorry, I retract that statement.

[Dragon]

I'm not even sure who all the moderators are, but there has to be one or two who are definantly evil

[Talierin]

I'm a mod, the rest of us scary lot are:

Beorn
Ancalagon
Ciryaher
Lantarion
ReadWryt
RangerDave
Grond

[Anamatar IV]

im scared of, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8of them. Grond because im always afraid hes gonna mace me, ancalagon 'cuz hes the SUPER MOD!, cir because his love of firearms scared the pants off me, Lan i have no idea why, readwryt that avatar scares me, RangerDave because i have a phobia of saying waka waka :D , you tal because of all them comic avatars. And ya know because you have it in your title thing, and beorn because hes in my head.

[Nóm]

Originally posted by Anamatar IV
.....and beorn because hes in my head.

Anamatar...Never ever let someone know when they're in your head. He will have total control of you before long! :D

By the way Beorn, what is this "thing you rivited" that is near your computer? Sounds evil to me..:eek:

:D

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Confusticated
By the way Beorn, what is this "thing you rivited" that is near your computer? Sounds evil to me..:eek:

:D

Firstly, it no longer exists b/c I crushed it in a vice today...It was a couple pieces of 90° angle aluminum bits riveted together to form a rough cube...

[Ice Man]

No.

Moderators are are guys who have great responsibilities towards the forums and the site, so they must have a different perspective of things. Some people are unaware of this, and they tend to think that the moderators are this or that. Of course they are not perfect and they do commit mistakes, but their interest is always on bringing the best out of the site and the forums.

I know this because I am a moderator at http://www.ultimatecarpage.com

Just a small thing, never question a moderator. We are to the internet as Gandalf is to magic. We are The super mega awesome!!!

[Aerin]

What are you talking about?! The Mods are the gods of the forum...

*goes back to sacrificial altar to keep on the mods' good sides*

:D

[Talierin]

Shush Arcanjo, you're giving away all our secrets!

[Ice Man]

Ops, my mistake. Let me edit that... :D

[menchu]

I just can't believe the number of moderators, and therefore the evil, increases that fast. Darkness will cover the forum, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[Aerin]

What do you mean "darkness WILL cover the forum"?
IT ALREADY HAS! *runs around screaming.....then realizes most of the mods are her friends... wonders how corrupt she is now from that...;)*

[menchu]

Who turned the lights down??

Hmm... they should add you to the mod list, Aerin, heh-heh!

[Talierin]

She's our secretary...;)

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Talierin
She's our secretary...;)

You trust her?!?!?!?!?!?!?


:D:D:D

[Anamatar IV]

tal is about the only mod i trust. She changed my vote on a poll when i FORGOT a rule. :rolleyes: thats enough to make me beleive a few mods are unevil. Im not going as far as kind but i think unevil is a compliment ;) :rolleyes: :)

[Talierin]

*eyes get like Kha the snake in the Jungle Book* Trust in me....... trust in me...... trust in me........*waves slowly back and forth in front of Anamatar*








*whacks Beorn on the head* Of course we trust her!:p

[Aerin]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! They trust me! :D

Now is the time to set my evil plan in action... muahahahahaha!!! *grins*

[Elbereth]

Originally posted by menchu
I just can't believe the number of moderators, and therefore the evil, increases that fast. Darkness will cover the forum, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Here's my theory...I believe the mods are creating their own mod army...and once they have conquered and enslaved the tolkien forum they will take over other forums and eventually rule the world!!!! :eek:

:D :D :D

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Elbereth


Here's my theory...I believe the mods are creating their own mod army...and once they have conquered and enslaved the tolkien forum they will take over other forums and eventually rule the world!!!! :eek:

:D :D :D

I knew it! Tal, I just said it: You absolutely cannot trust Aerin! Look at what she's told Elbe!

[Rangerdave]

Originally posted by Elbereth


Here's my theory...I believe the mods are creating their own mod army...and once they have conquered and enslaved the tolkien forum they will take over other forums and eventually rule the world!!!! :eek:

:D :D :D

And just how did you find out about that. You're in big trouble now young Lady.:p

Actually we are constructing the soldiers of the Mod Army as we speak. If you ask nicely, we may show you our top secret lab under the tower of Isengard.

We still have to work on the formula though. The combination of mud and goblin snot is not turning out to be as fearsome as we hoped.

RD

[Aerin]

*Is dragged in by the Mods Secret Service men*
No! I didn't tell the secrets to anyone! I swear, Oh Holy Moderators!

*A bright light is shined at Aerin*
Nooo! I didn't tell! I didn't!

*Probe droid ominously enters room (like in Star Wars: A New Hope) and advances toward the poor, helpless, completely, and perfectly innocent Aerin*
I never tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold!

;)

[Ancalagon]

Do you think it will be a 'NEW MODel ARMY' ahhhh, the 80s:D

[Wonko The Sane]

You're not evil...
But ReadWryt scares me.

[Aerin]

We cannot let this thread fall into the oblivion of the second page! :eek: :eek:

I, as the evil moderator's secretary (dang, now that one's out.. ah well), do bade this thread to return to life!

*Does mystical dance to keep it alive*

[Talierin]

In chain mail.......? *cough, wink*

[Aerin]

What else? :D

Oh, and turned the right way out.. *weg*

[Galdor]

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-Lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, Eight for the Dark Modratars on their dark computers controlling the Tolkien forum where the Spamers lie. Eight Rings to rule all other Tolkien forums, eight rings to find them, Eight Rings to bring them all under there dark rule. In the Tolkien Forum where the Spamers lie.

[Maedhros]

Are the moderators evil?
Well, with names like Grond and Ancalagon what would you expect!;)
But seriously, I think that the mods here are fair.

[Adrastea]

I knew that you must be included somewhere in the Mods gang Aerin. Now I know, just the question is, does she get to peep into the the mods private section (Egbt?)

[Lhunithiliel]

After reading ALL those posts (you know I have this bad habit!;))
And ... :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused: :eek: :eek:
EEK!!!

YOU
HAVE
KILLED
ALL
MY
CHILDISH
HOPE
IN
THE
GOOD
M O D E R A T O R S !!!!!

[Ice Man]

I'll use this thread to make a small annoucement.

I was ellected a moderator at http://www.exoticcarforums.com So, all you who are interested in cars can drop there and check it out.

[Anamatar IV]

hey aerin...since you are like obviously the secretary to the mod crew can you do me and YAYgollum, and My_Precious, and I.Am.Smeagol, and Goldberry344, and arathin, and Craigsmith, and Dwarf Lord, and LL12 a favor? Could you ask the mods to give us a guild of our own? We have a description ready and lots of ideas for it. PLEEAASE?:(

[Talierin]

*bangs head on keyboard* I've told you three times now that you have to ask the wm, the mods can't make sections

[Anamatar IV]

yes i know but 3 members of our guild have already pmed him. And i was thinking it might be more convincing if a mod asked.

[Aerin]

Anamatar, I am *not* a moderator, no matter how many jokes we make about it. My voice is no greater or influential than any other regular member of TTF because I am just that: a regular member of TTF.

And what hope in "good moderators" can there be? It's a requirement to be utterly corrupt, evil, and a friend of the one who came up with the first defense to Evil Voodoo Peanuts to be a mod! ;)

[tookish-girl]

Yes, of course they are. Especially you Beorn! With your one eye! Mahahahahahahaha!



No, I'm totally joking :p You boys have a tricky job and you do it well. ReadWyrt even emailed me once because he'd made some minor adjustments to my avatar and wanted to check it with me. Where is RW by the way, haven't seen him since I came back. Kinda miss the scary-looking guy. ANyway, keep up the good work and please stop deleting my favourite posts! An entire two threads have gone missing, which I thought were very funny. What do you mean they were rude and pointless?!?!

Oh well, sums up my life!

[Beorn]

Originally posted by tookish-girl
Where is RW by the way, haven't seen him since I came back. Kinda miss the scary-looking guy.

His land-lady has him as a slave-laborer...

[Frodorocks]

No, of course not.:D Unless they mess with the stuff I write.:D

[Ciryaher]

Originally posted by tookish-girl

You boys have a tricky job and you do it well.

Since when was Tal a boy? ;)

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Ciryaher
Since when was Tal a boy? ;)

Since when is Anc a boy? ;)

[Galdor]

Did no one find my post funny?:(

[Frodorocks]

:D Ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... no.:D (Joking) Yes, it was funny.:)

[tookish-girl]

Sorry Tal and Anc, didn't mean to offend you. I meant boys as in a cowboys, head-honcho sort of way. Look, it makes sense in my head, right?:p

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Beorn
Since when is Anc a boy? ;)

I thought Anc WAS a boy...

Wow...I wonder how many other forum members I've messed up gender on...

You really ARE a girl, aren't you Tookish?

(And btw, I understood what you meant when you said "boys"...it's like calling a group of girls "guys" but just using a different word. I do it too. My female friends don't like it...but I think it's funny to call them boys.)

[Ancalagon]

I was a boy (31y/o) when I checked a few minutes ago;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Ooh...so Beorn was dissing on you by calling you a girl!!
And Tookish and I BOTH fell for it!

Wow...Beorn..next time you try to be funny...actually I don't have anything to say except STOP CONFUSING ME!

[tookish-girl]

Yes, I was going to say I thought Anc was a Guinness-swilling chap, after a pervious conversation about, errrr drinking Guinness actually!

But, you see, I didn't want to argue with Beorn, coz he's a moderater and evil.

[Ancalagon]

Well, Guinness or any type of Beer will do. 4th one down (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2564) just to prove my beer-drinking manliness:D

[tookish-girl]

Nice pic, Anc! Beer. Grrrrrr.

[Wonko The Sane]

When I first read Anc's post I thought it said 13y/o...(I may be dyslexic...) So when I read tookish's post about Guiness I was like, "What 13 year old drinks Guiness?!? ALCOHOLIC!" but then I read it again...and yeah...
Ignore me...

[tookish-girl]

Well, you know, he is from Ireland! Drink! Girls! Drink!


*Just realised no one from outside the UK's going to get that.....*

[Ancalagon]

ARSE!

[Wonko The Sane]

He's from Ireland?!?! And he has an accent...
*wheels turn inside her brain*
He's pretty cute too...
*checks his pic for a ring*
Anc! Show me your hands!

[tookish-girl]

Ah, would you like a nice cup of tea Father?

Tea? Arse!

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
He's from Ireland?!?! And he has an accent...
*wheels turn inside her brain*
He's pretty cute too...
*checks his pic for a ring*
Anc! Show me your hands!

Sorry WTS, Mr. Ancalagon Le Black has a she-dragon and a little-dragon...

[Wonko The Sane]

Oh darn...And he's Irish too...*sighs*

Well...I suppose I must be moving on then...maybe I'll snare some in with my Union Jack socks...



(grumbles that's all I need...a British boy with an unhealthy obsession for random body parts...been there done that...)

[Wonko The Sane]

Oui, tres random.

So, what's new Walter?

Any eels in your hovercraft lately?

[Wonko The Sane]

Thanks for the welcome Walter! I feel so loved.

I didn't know you scuba dove...I can't do it...I get claustrophobic what with the thing breathing for you and all...

aaah...creepy...

Where did you scuba?

[Wonko The Sane]

I did it once in Hawaii and I didn't last longer than five minutes...it was opressive and I felt like I was being forced to breath...
Although it was beautiful...
I suppose trying again will help...but I'd have to go somewhere pretty where scuba diving would be worthwhile to do that.

[Ancalagon]

Scuba-diving is probably the single most wonderful activity I have ever participated in......oh, make that second:D

[Wonko The Sane]

Actually I think Anc was being dirty...hehe...dirty dirty Anc...:D

[Ancalagon]

And I think Walter was being clever with his answer, but thanks for pointing it out Wonko;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Oh, I know Walty over there was being clever!
I just felt the need to point out the obvious.

Wow...Anc is dirty! I have a newfound respect for you, Anc!
You are one UNscary mod!

[Ancalagon]

Dirty, filthy 'unscary Mod':D

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Ancalagon
Dirty, filthy 'unscary Mod':D


Amen, brother!!!

You're so dirty and filthy...wow...I'm impressed.

Keep it coming! This is a side of Anc I LIKE!

[Elbereth]

Yikes! When did this thread turn into a chat thread. I think I may have to change my vote for most evil Mod to Anc for encouraging all this off topic discussion.

(but I'll forgive you this time Anc! ;) )

[Wonko The Sane]

Hehe...but we LIKE the dirty Anc.

As far as evil mods I'm changing my vote from scary Readwryt to Beorn, because he has the initials of BOTH my ex-bfs and becuase he's so little and cute that I know he won't mind. :)

[Aerin]

Oooooh, are the moderators ever evil.. especially Tal and Cir!!! Just because I'm the youngest one in the group doesn't mean they can be so mean and nasty to me!
Plotting evil things behind my back...
Planning to mess up stuff I will do...
Making sure to get me mad...
Being friggin' mean...
And being generally despicable!

And to think... these two are my best friends...:eek: :eek: :D

[Wonko The Sane]

If you want I can help you kick their butts.
I'm very adept in the butt kicking department.
;)

You know, Aerin, maybe you should give them some slack...it's possible that they're in love or something...

[Beorn]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
As far as evil mods I'm changing my vote from scary Readwryt to Beorn, because he has the initials of BOTH my ex-bfs and becuase he's so little and cute that I know he won't mind. :)

Oh that makes me feel so unevil :rolleyes:


And look at Tal's avatar (attached)! That is one evil...thing....

*drags this thread out* :)

[Talierin]

Blame MacAddict for it, he insisted I use that pic! :rolleyes: ;) :D


I reopened the poll, so go vote if you haven't, people!

[ely]

Of course the mods are evil. But they're evil in a good way ;)
*slowly runs away and lets others think in peace what she meant by that*

Oh, and thanx Tal for reopening the poll. I don't like to come across with closed polls. Why do you close polls anyway? Oh, I know, then you can reopen them :p

[BranMuffin]

Of course Tal is the most evilest Mod. I mean look what she did to me. She changed me into a ballerina. But she wasn't alone in doing this, no, she had help. So the second most evilest Mod has got to be MacAddict...

[Aerin]

I'm an archaeologist! I found this ancient piece of history while cleaning out S&B, and thought it might be good for another laugh or two. :D

[Arvedui]

I agree.
That was the reason I didn't delete it while cleaning S&B. I just didn't have the heart to remove it.

[ingolmo]

Mods are evil. By nature, though, not by will. The proverb 'Power Corrupts' is best for the mods of this place. Destroying wonderful creations of the members, doing whatever they want to around here.

[Hammersmith]

Depends if the mod in question plays with prey before destroying...;)

[Ingwë]

Hehehe...
This is old thread, indeed :)
The mods aren't evil. Sometimes I meet mod at the MSN or AOL and... they are very interesting persons :) I am glad to talk to them. They just do their work. What if the mods don't delete stupid post and threads?

[HLGStrider]

It's when we start stalking and breathing heavily while constantly wringing our hands that you have to get worried.

[Mirelena]

LoL

Interesting question... As far as giving my mod 'friends' a hard time. Yes. Mods are definitely evil.

As far as reality goes... No. Our mods are great. I have to admit that I'm a bit sad to see such a great shift in who the Mods are. Only because I miss many of the mods from M-E RPG. That's just me.

I've seen evil mods before. Threads closing without notice when they're useful and have a well thought-out purpose is evil. *grumbles*
THAT induced Mir to leave an informative site and not go back. Quite a useful site, but the first day I got on... :mad:

Ok. Mir is better now. Awesome mods! Rock on, all!

[e.Blackstar]

Depends if the mod in question plays with prey before destroying...;)


That's true... :cool:

[Celebthôl]

Evil mods, evil, evil mods!. . . especially that. . . Elgee... ;)

[Ermundo]

They're not evil

I AM EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOOLS

[Elbereth]

No....not really.

Mods don't really strike me as necessarily evil

...slightly neurotic, (eh maybe)
...mildly insane, (occasionally...ok I can't fool you...often)
...over sensitive, (definately yes)

Hehehe...this is fun....but seriously, I love those guys really I do!!!!

[Ciryaher]

I've got proof that Mods delete threads...

..for fun! :eek:

How more evil can you get than that? O, the inhumanity!

[HLGStrider]

...over sensitive, (definately yes)

How DARE you say I am overly sensitive? Breaks down sobbing. ;)

[Glory]

2002 thread that's old :eek:

[Ciryaher]

We have a lot of grave-diggers around here.

[Glory]

I blame ingolmo and morgoththe1 for bringing this thread back to life :rolleyes:.

[AraCelebEarwen]

Mods? Evil? *scoff* Of corse they aren't evil. No. What they are is something entirely more dreadful. Trust me on this one. I know. :cool: I know...


=^.^=

[Ermundo]

I blame ingolmo and morgoththe1 for bringing this thread back to life :rolleyes:.
Listen Buddy, you wanna take this outside?


No....not really.
Do YOU want to take this outside?

Listen fools,

Mods are evil, YayGollum is eviler (please), But I am evilest.



Morgoththe1

[Ciryaher]

Listen Buddy, you wanna take this outside?



Do YOU want to take this outside?

Listen fools,

Mods are evil, YayGollum is eviler (please), But I am evilest.



Morgoththe1

They're so cute when they have such adorable delusions of tyrannomaniacal grandeur ^_^

[Ermundo]

They're so cute when they have such adorable delusions of tyrannomaniacal grandeur ^_^


Buddy, I am going to take this outside if you say that again...

Morgoththe1

[Ithrynluin]

If you use that phrase one more time, I'll shut you out into the Void...;)

[Ermundo]

If you use that phrase one more time, I'll shut you out into the Void...;)
If you dare say that again, I'll slap you silly and that's not a threat, that's a promise. :D;)

[Majimaune]

Some of the Mods. are evil in some ways. Half of them I don't even know but I've heard about from my insider (they have posted in this thread but isnt a mod.). The ones I do know are only evil sometimes and when they are they usually say that they are evil.

[Glory]

Listen Buddy, you wanna take this outside?
Nah, I'm just making a statement because it's your fault, your fault! :D

[Ermundo]

Blame it on the little guy, huh? Veeery fair, VEEEEERY fair.


Man, I'm just kidding you, so don't take it personal.


Anyway, the mods, as I see, are just doing their job. Sometimes when people see this they think they are being tyrannical, but hey, they have to do it. But only if the members themselves are being...:rolleyes: evil.

Of course, mods are human to. Just like anyone else. As such, they are prone to getting angry and even a little sensitive here and now. Heck, it's not anyone's job to fuel the fire, but remind them of their place and duty as a mod. And the fact that they are the role-models of this The Tolkien Forum Place.


P.S: Just for the que, I am morgoththe1, except (thanks to our gracious and kind admin, Beorn) I choose my name to be Ermundo. Sounds cool, I guess.

[Majimaune]

So thats where you went Morgoth... I mean Ermundo.

I'm a mod on another website and I am not evil as far as I know. Muahahahahahahahaha

[Hobbit-GalRosie]

*sigh* An oldie and a goody, yes sirree.

Most definitely evil. But only for the comedic value generated by saying so. Deleting some of the threads they end up deleting is...sad, and irritating, but not evil per se. I just wish it didn't have to happen. Mods for the most part do a good job at a very tough job, at least here.

That said, THEY'RE EVIL!!!! PUREST MALIGNANT EVIL!!!! FEAR FIRE FOES AWAKE!

[Borromino]

Forums are dominion of the members.
Moderators are just the forums mineworkers. In effect they are the members' slaves. They work for us, members.
It doesn't matter if they are good or evil ones. They have just to work and nothing more.
Sorry for my anarchic vision , but so it is.
I like and admire them a lot, but so i think abdout this matter.

..............................noooooooooo, do not erase me !!!!!!! :D

[YayGollum]

*indignant scoff* oh well. I have always thought of the evil moderating types as janitors. Sure, it is not so glamorous, which is why I've never understood humans making large deals about it, but not so close to slavery. Anyways, I just noticed that I never answered that little poll thing. Don't think that I've even ever posted here before. Probably because I didn't want the gazes of any evil moderating types on me for more than two seconds. :rolleyes:

[Majimaune]

No its now you have become one you feel you must defend them and youself against the other members.

[YayGollum]

No way, man. I expect random other janitors to defend themselves, if somebody messes with them. I just popped up to point out that the idea of janitors makes more sense than slaves. Also, Yay for being a devil's advocate, in any kind of situation. :rolleyes:

[Ermundo]

And what do you mean when you say mods are like janitors, Yay?

[YayGollum]

They clean stuff up? Fixing the horrible mistakes that people make. Hm. What's the current law on signature length? Mayhaps I should spend some time on pointing out those mistakes, eh? :rolleyes:

[Majimaune]

Yeah what is the signature length. I thought it was like five lines or something like that.

[Gothmog]

Yeah what is the signature length. I thought it was like five lines or something like that.
Here is WM's post (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?t=16730) on the subject.

[Ichigo]

they truly aren't that bad just don't mess up or cause them to do anything rash to you.

Its truly a pointless discussion because everyones gonna have different opinions and some might feel as if the moderators choose favorites... all this poll does is show the immaturity of us by saying these things that probly effect their judgement on us...

[HLGStrider]

I've always taken this thread as a joke anyway. There used to be a thread about which mod was the evilest. I won it because of the cats. . .

[Majimaune]

You would have got my vote for that Elgee. Maybe we should make another of those threads...