Yay for the guild of Outcast's first thread!

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 uses cassandra (her purple, cushy, beabag) to block the 20% of the medicine balls that didn't hit anamatar*

[Legolas_lover12]

*she then follows goldie over to the trampoline*;)

[Legolas_lover12]

sorry ppl i have to go now!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! i'll be back tomorrow morning!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU ALL

[Goldberry344]

Pushes anamatar off the trampoline and gets on taht one instead.

[YayGollum]

*replaces his vibrating chair (yes, we have an endless supply :rolleyes: )*

[Goldberry344]

ohmy. time for me to go to. ttyl

[YayGollum]

*sees the trampoline violence* Ack! Yes, C-Ya, Goldberry person!

[Legolas_lover12]

"BUH - BYE GOLDIE!!!" says LL12 as she walks in. (feeling very hyper and ready to break something, i might add)

*walks over to the bar*

"u don't happen tp have any chocolate chip pop tarts do u? ...and maybe a rootbeer?"

(she, of course, knows that her rootbeer will have beer in it anyway thanks to anamatar):rolleyes:

[I.am.Smeagol]

*The Smeagol-esque one slinks in once more*
Muaha! I hath returned! Did ya'll miss me?
*She sits in a chair which promtly starts to vibrate, she jumps up and glares at it. Nassstttyyy chairrrrrrr... Ssss. *

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Blinks* Hasnt anyone here heard of hangovers? Or do they just simply not exist in Middle Earth. :rolleyes: :D ;) :p Hehe, just messin.

*Skittering from the nasssttyyy vibrating chair to the pool, Iams searches for a boat. Finding a wee little pool raft type thing, she fills it with bean bag chairs, boxes of Kix, and a few vibrating chairs. She Dumps it all in the middle of the pool to make an island and sits there, searching for rings.. Finding none she eyes all the members of the Outkasts examining their fingers for precioussss gold (or aluminum) objects...*

[Anamatar IV]

GIVE ME BACK MY VIBRATING CHAIR!!!!" anamatar charged ias with...nasssstty ccccruuuell cardboard. He whacked ias over the head with it many times.

[I.am.Smeagol]

*EEP!* Nassty cardboard paper towel roll! Hissss! *Bites Anamatar* Nasssttyyyy Anamatar! No ringsiess for usss!! *Puts soggiest chair into boat and pushes it towards the edge of the pool* Take your nassttyyy chair. Hmph!

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon walked over under the raft in the pool, and cut open the raft. The air began to flow out, so Bolon went back to the other side of the pool, and sat down in his skippys.

[My_Precious]

My_Precious walks in and immediately ducks in case some person who likes killer rabbits or another person who has "Australia" in their siggie *cough-cough-no-one-in-particular-cough-cough* throws something at her.

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 now has her rootbeer, and, after drinking, it, goes to the pool to swim ...on the opposite side as IaS.*

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Mutters somthing about nasstyyy peoples always deflating rafts and the like then Snape Scowls TM at Dwarf-y. ;)*

Silliessss peoppllesssss.

*Sits on a vibrating chair in the middle of her island*

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 chucks a beachball at IaS for no apparent reason ...*

[YayGollum]

Argh! *Truor runs all over the place, putting up walls where they should have been in the beginning, separating the diffent sections, especially the gym*

[Dwarf Lord]

" BEwwe bkkye bausse wheeerre birrst!" The dwarf said from beneath the water.

[EverEve]

*Eve sticks her head inside the door* "Can I come in?"

[YayGollum]

*wonders what Bolon just said* to Eve ---> Did you join yet? Well, it doesn't matter too much. Sure, come on in.

[EverEve]

Yah, on the other thread....I think....

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Seeing the beach ball, Ias jumps up from her chair and smashes back towards LL12. She then proceedes to fall into the pool and splash everyone nearby.*

[YayGollum]

Yay for the Eve person, then! *hands out towels* I thought that I.a.S person was having fun on her super cool island. oh well.

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12* ducks to avoid being hit by the beach ball*

*she then thanks yay for the towels*

and says, "if u don't value your health u can come in Eve." ;)

[YayGollum]

Ack! Don't scare people off! Anyways, it looks like we're calming down a little bit, so I'll ask some more questions. What do you expect from this guild when (and if :eek: ) we become a real guild? All I've heard so far is a place for real life rants and a place for therapy. :rolleyes: Anything else?

[Goldberry344]

"EVEEVEEVEEVEEVEEVE!" *Goldie runs up to eve and hugs her* allo!

[Legolas_lover12]

LL12 also runs up and hugs Eve

"hey, grab a beachball!!"

[Lady Legolas]

*peeks in* Can I jion the fun?

[Lady Legolas]

*grabs water balloons, starts throwing them at everyone*

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 runs into the gym*

"...now where did i put those medicine balls .....ooooo....here is some more KIX!!"

*she starts chucking KIX at LadyL*

[Lady Legolas]

*pegs LL12 with more water balloons*

*then runs at her and pushes her in the pool*

[YayGollum]

*gives up* Ack! :rolleyes:

[Legolas_lover12]

*grabs LadyL and puls her into the pool as well*

[My_Precious]

Quel takes one of the comfy chairs out, and puts up a sign above it: "THERAPY FOR ALL HYPERACTIVE PEOPLE. $120 an hour", puts on her "smart" glasses, takes out a notebook and starts waiting for patients*

[Lady Legolas]

*starts splashing LL12*

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 grabs LadyL by the ankles and pulls her underwater. they are both amazed to find Bolon still under there:eek:*

[Lady Legolas]

*gets out of the water dries herself off*
What is the best drink you have here?

[My_Precious]

*Is still waiting....*
:D

[Arathin]

*looks around at all the drunken craziness and goes over to the bar* Yay, can i have two taquilas please.... on second thought just give me a whole bottle of it."

[YayGollum]

The best drink we have? V&f, of course! *holds one out, making sure that everyone can see the pieces of raw fish floating in vodka* Or whatever you can dream up. I'll be waiting. *goes over to the therapy place just to make the Quel person happy* Hi. I'm not hyperactive or anything. I'm not even insecure about anything. I don't even know why I'm sitting here! Maybe I'm just in denial and there is something wrong with me! :eek: I thought I was the most stable Outcast here! :eek: I still think I am, but just seeing a shrink around is making me think! Maybe I have shrinkaphobia! *huddles deeper into his comfy chair* :rolleyes:

Whoops! Just saw Arathin's post. *gets her her bottle of tequila stuffs* Go easy on that! :rolleyes:

[Arathin]

*looks at Yay* Never mind then I got it. *grabs a bottle of tequila and downs a few sips* So who is drunk here tonight?

Why should I Yay?

[YayGollum]

I already said that I got it for you. oh well. It doesn't look like anybody's drunk tonight, which is good, right? I'm just saying that you might want to go easy on the tequila stuffs so you don't end up destroying the bar or messing with fellow Outcasts or something like that. oh well. Doesn't matter. Have fun. :rolleyes:

[Arathin]

Are you saying that I do improper things when drunk, Yay? I am soo offended.

[Goldberry344]

SHUDDUP ARATHINN.....*falls asleep*

[YayGollum]

I'm not saying anything. Pay me no mind. *hides because he still feels insecure being around a shrink* :rolleyes:

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon looks around at all the people that are being stupid, and not paying attention to him. Someone threw him in here even though they knew he couldn't swim. And he didn't want to walk all the way over to the ladder. Feeling like a complete outcast he began to nurture small growing germs on his leg. He fed them small peices of kixs that were thrown in by someone. The Germs grew to be three feet tall, and just as wide. They had big glittery eyeys, and they were an ever changing color.

[Goldberry344]

PRETTY! goldie shrieks and runs over to DL to pet the germs...

[Dwarf Lord]

"AYe they seem to like you Goldie!" said Bolon climbing from the water with the help of his germs. He had a crew of sixteen that were following him, but there were more spawning in the pool.

[YayGollum]

Okay, that's just gross. Dude, do you really expect to get so much attention?

[Dwarf Lord]

"Hey are you making fun of my germs Yay? that's not very nice! I was gonna give one to everyone, cause everyone was so cool, but I'm having second thoughts now!" The dwarf began to pet one of the germs.

[Arathin]

Still perfectly sober, Arathin takes another sip of tequila and walks over to pet one of the germs. "They are very cute, D_L. You must be proud."

[Goldberry344]

no,, the germs are cute.....what do you feed them?

[YayGollum]

*is exasperated, because from past experience of talking with the Dwarf_Lord dude, he is not sure if he's kidding or not* oh well. Crazy germ people over there. :rolleyes: I would have thought our pool was clean.

[Dwarf Lord]

"Do not worry Yay they are clean germs. They are my love germs! As for giving them away everyone can have one! They are loyal, and loving(like dogs not cats! j/k!) They will do what you ask as long as you love them. And if ever you miss treat them I will take it back, and that person will not be able to have one!" The dwarf handed one to everyone, and sat down with the remaining ones. They all sat in a vibrating chair.

[Arathin]

celebrates getting a cute germ by dancing around with it. "Yay!!! I am so happy now, D_L. I'll name it.... Krista. Yay"

[Dwarf Lord]

"I'm glad that you are happy. I forgot to tell you. they take after me, so naturally they are awesome dancers!" The dwarf began to hug the one nearest him.

[Arathin]

Yay!!! *hugs her germ and dances with it*

[YayGollum]

*is afraid* Well, dudes. I gots to go. I'll figure out what to do with my ummm...*points to the germ*...generous gift when I get back. :rolleyes:

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Starts shrieking from the pool*
NASSTYYY GERMMMSSSSSSSS!
*Hids behind the bar*

[Anamatar IV]

"alright-im here. I wanna get drunk." takes the rest of arathins tequila and downs it. "GERMS!!!" he grabbed one that dl was offereing and jumped into the pool with it. it swam away and anamatar chased it. "I dont think it likes me!!!! KIX!" he ran out of the pool and started eating the kicks. Then he found the medicine balls. "MEDICINE BALLS!" again he threw them. He hit the germs, the newcomers, the regulars, the booze, everything.

[Goldberry344]

MY germ is really a NeeWok at heart. *dresses her germ up as a grateful dead bear*

[My_Precious]

*Quel wonders what's Yay afraid of. She shrugs her shoulders, puts away all her torturing devices, and her poison bottles, all of her bone saws, and takes the gun away from Yay's head.*
Feel better now?
:D

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 quickly grabs a germ and two V&Fs (one for her and one for the germ).
she says "i think i'll name you BOB!!!

*she and BOB drink their V&Fs and start throwing mecdicine balls at Anamatar.*

*she then goes to find something for BOB to wear*

[Goldberry344]

cause the last one got killed.....

[Goldberry344]

laughs at anamatar and his mini me cause its so dumb

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Sits on her island and rocks back and forth.*
Germs... Germs... Nastyyy Germs... Germs...

[Legolas_lover12]

LL12 and BOB go over to the bar to see if they have any pizza, or maybe some spagetti, or those little breadsticks they have at pizza hut ....

[Lady Legolas]

*grabs some pizza and gives some LL12*
Hi all !!!

[Lady Legolas]

*sits with her bread sticks and V&F,watching whats going on*

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 sits next to LadyL and takes a few of her breadsticks*

*she also gives a few to BOB*

[Lady Legolas]

Anyone else wants any bread sticks I made them myself?

*eats more breadsticks*:D

[Dwarf Lord]

"Aye you all seem to be having fun with your germs, besides I.a.s.. You should lighten up they are good germs. They will be whatever you want them to be. Oh and Anamatar the germs cannot hurt anyone because they have no teeth.!" THe dwarf petted his germ named dragon tamer.

[Legolas_lover12]

LOL. kool.

*LL12 spits out breadsticks when she finds out LadyL made them*;)

"hey D_L, can i have another germ? i'd like to have two!"

[Dwarf Lord]

"Of course you can!" Bolon walked over to the pool, and snacthed up a baby one. It was half the size of the regular ones. He brought it over to LL12. " Will this one do?"

[Lady Legolas]

*Throws a bread stick at LL12 *
;) Hey my bread sticks are very good!!!!

[My_Precious]

Germs? Yikes! I'm germaphobic...

[Dwarf Lord]

"I see...how about I move them then?" Bolon went, and built an adition to the bar, and added a second pool. He then herded all the germs into the new pool.

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 takes the germ*

"awwww, how cute!!! i'll name you .......Trent!!!"

*winks at LadyL*

[I.am.Smeagol]

You and me both, My_Precious!

*IaS cautiously rows back to the edge of the pool, and carefully climbs out, to avoid the germs.*

Hey, LL, can I have a bread stick? =)

[Arathin]

*grabs two pieces of frenchbread pizza and gives one to Krista. The two eat their food and drink some soda*

[Lady Legolas]

*Gives I.A.S a bread stick*
Here plenty for everyone!!!
*gulps down another V&F*

[I.am.Smeagol]

Woot!

*Munches breadstick*

[Lady Legolas]

Here I.A.S have a whole basket of bread sticks.:D

[Anamatar IV]

"You people dont know how to be drunk! *hiccup*" he ran into the bumpercars with mini-me and lfted one out of the arena. "YEEEEEEHAAAAAW" They started ramming over not so comfy vibrating chairs.

[Lady Legolas]

Honestly I like to watch people get drunk. I'm not the getting drunk type person. But I know how to have fun when it starts getting fun!!!!:D

[Lady Legolas]

*goes after mini-me and gives him to Anamater IV*

[Lady Legolas]

*runs to get the kix. Starts to throw Kix at Anamatar IV*

[YayGollum]

*can only think of better ideas he could have used instead of a bar* oh well. :rolleyes:

[Anamatar IV]

Anamatar snorted all the kix up his nose and then sneezed them all out at truor. Mini-me and his germ did the same. "Mini-mes germ has eveolved into a human aswell! he wants a germ." soon anamatar had a whole line of mini-mini-mini-mini-mini-mini-mes and their germs.

[My_Precious]

*Gets a bunch of the Clorox Spraying bottles just in case*

[My_Precious]

*Watches germs reproduce, and slowly turns green*

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 also takes a bunch of breadsticks. she gives a few to BOB, Trent, and Tyler (the other germ she now has)*

ladyL: TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT TRENT ... *WINK WINK WINK*

[Anamatar IV]

Soon anamatar had an army of germs to command. He had hundereds of germs that bolon had given to him. he had 2 dozen mini-mes to command the army. They all stood in perfect formation as the commandos directed the germs to go to their fort under the bottom of the pool. "rememeber...only 1 germ per mini-me. Back to the drunkeness." anamatar picked up an empty bottle of wine and threw it against the wall. it shattered into millions of small peices.

[My_Precious]

*Starts building her fortress using comfy chairs as a building material, and surrounds the fortress with a mini-ditch filled with the clorox bleach*
MUHAHAHAHAHA!
:D

[Legolas_lover12]

LL12 and her germs (which now include one named Ben) dive behind the bar to hide. they find many bottles of ketchup and start squirting everyone with them

(by the way: my germs eventuall turn into people)

[Lady Legolas]

*gets the ketchup and throws them back, runs and starts one of the bumper cars*

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 and her germs (which include her newest one, Alex) go over to jump on the giant trampoline*

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Legolas_lover12]

*unfortunatley Dan also broke his head going through the ceiling and his butt when he fell back down;)*

[Anamatar IV]

but germs dont have bones so he just jumped onto the trampoline and jumped really high. he didnt come down for 10 minutes. When he did he smashed a hole through the gym. And he was dan mini-me. Dan chose a germ and named it travis.

[EverEve]

*sneaks up behind anamatar* with her super scary voice, eve says "there is one left in all of middle earth you have not scared. muahahahaaaaaaa" then she smiles :)


hi agian everyone!

[EverEve]

Eve whelped in pain, and pinched him. "what you need is an ale. yes indeed. ale is the cure for anything!"

[EverEve]

Eve turned from the sight, and huddled in a corner, muttering "No..it can not be soo...not cotton eye joe...hey that rhymes!"

hey goldie, hey ll12 :)

[Anamatar IV]

the thousands of germs and minis returned to their fort when they realised others were coming. Anamatar downed a whiskey. down a vodka, sipped a scotch (he never like the sour stuff;) ) gym time". He ran into the gym but fell into the hole that dan had made. It was only a few feet deep and it had a light. He turned on a light and...HOCKEY EQUIPMENT!!!! truor hid it from the dangerous outcasts. Anamatar started flinging pucks everywhee.

[Arathin]

Arathin and Krista dodged all the pucks and huddled in a dark corner behind the bar so that no one could find them. Arathin grabbed some Scotch and shared it with Krista.

[Dwarf Lord]

"AYE, what the flying germs is going on here!?!?" Cried Bolon waqlking from his long visit to the bathroom. He had toilet paper trailing him from behind. " I see you have been treating my germs with respect, but I would have never let you make a whole army! Sorry YAY, my fault." With that Bolon took all, but two germs from everyone. THe small dwarve morphed ones mutated back to thier germ selves, and shrunk. one by one the germs returned to Bolons leg. " You are allowed your two fav. germs, but that is it. Sorry, but I must not let them reproduce out of hand." Bolon bowed to the men, and the remaining germs. He then went to the bar, ad ordered, a banana, three shots of vodlka, and a large dragon eye.

[Anamatar IV]

Anamatar hit bolon on the head with a puck and took back his minis and their germs. MAN THR FORT! They all jumped into the fort and started shooting snot at everyone. anamatar then hit a puck very fast off the wall right through arathind scotch bottle and into kriatas head. "SCORE!!!!!" mini me gave him a mini 5. Then he started throwing baseballs, footballs, and kicking soccer balls at everyone with some pucks mixed in. He aimed ever at bolon though. NOONE TAKES MY FAMILY AWAY!!!!! By that time bolon was covered in snot.

[Dwarf Lord]

"THAT IS IT ANAMATAR! YOU WILL NOT DO SUCH A FOWL THING, AND USE THE GERMS FOR EVIL DOING, AND YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN HAVE ONE OF THEM! I HAVE CONTROL OF THEM, I MEAN TOTAL POWER! I AM THIER MAKER, AND THEY ARE A PART OF ME! COME, COME TO ME." With that all of anamatar's germs returned to Bolon and fused with his body. Bolon called upon his own germ to do aome buisness of his.

[Arathin]

*chucks the broken bottle and hits Anamatar in the head, then she and Krista hide so that they can't be hit with a new scotch bottle.*

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Eats the remainder of her breadsticks and uses the basket as a helmet.*

The germmmmmssss!

*Runs and squeezes in to the fort w/ M_P*

Save me from the germsss!

[Legolas_lover12]

well, considering how all my germs have turned into ppl they don't listen to u anymore. u cannot have any of them. not Trent, Tyler, Ben, Alex, or BOB!!!! LL12 and her ppl-germs hetinto the fort w/ Anamatar.

[Courtney]

Hey! No fair! My germs don't have names!

[My_Precious]

Some stupid germs won't make me throw up. I'll just probably take a shower, and that's it. And another shower. And another. And so on, until my fingers turn all wrinkly...;)
*Welcomes IAS in her fortress, then grabs a broom, and starts sweeping out all the minis out of her fortress right into her ditch, which is now filled with not only clorox, but lysol and roccal as well!

[Dwarf Lord]

"You two are freaks! If you think you can have any powers yu want then I really don't give a flying F**k. So eat my shorts! I'm going to ignore you guys/girls now so whatever. anywho sorry M_P, and I.a.s. is my second pool not sufficient enough to keep happy, and away from them?:p I can build it farther away if you wish." Bolon walked to the edge of the pool.

[My_Precious]

What happened to our polite and nice dwarf? :confused: :)
Anyways, umm... sure, I guess, thank you. Unless, of course, Arathin would spill some of her ketchup in that new pool, and Anamatar Whatever-The-Number-Is (:p ) gonna start growing something else in it.

[Dwarf Lord]

"Well then I shall move the pool farther away. As for what other people will do to it I can not prevent, without building some seriously impassable wall. But even then I'm sure they would "find" away to get to you, so it is no use. But I will move the pool farther." With that Bolon unbuilt the first pool, and built the new one 1 mile away. "Far enough???:p " Bolon downed a large ale, and looked over the pool for any last kinks.

[My_Precious]

*Puts on goggles* You keep thinking that, Anamatar-Whatever-The-Number-Is....

[EverEve]

EEK! germs! and sour soap! M_P can I come in too?!?!

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 and germ people start making another pool inside their fort. they also throw some KIX at everyone*

[Arathin]

*stays hidden behind the bar with her only and very germy germ, Krista and her bottle of Scotch*

[Goldberry344]

The grateful dead bear germ of althea jumps on arathins head for fun. toobad she's too drunk to notice

[Arathin]

*threw Althea's GDB germ at her and hit her in the head. fished out Krista and the two hid where they couldn't be found. So they could be left alone, as Arathin was being anti-social*

[EverEve]

Since she never got an answer, Eve ran and hid in the corner. She covered herself with her Elven cape cuz then no one could see her!:p

BAAAADDD GERMS!!!

[Courtney]

What do you mean, germs? Do you mean like things that make you sick? I am confused...:confused:

[EverEve]

I dont much like germs..though ive never really met one personally and had a conversation with it...OH WELL! Im sure the time will come soon!

[My_Precious]

*Jumps out of her fortress wearing her goggles with a broom in her hands and yells to Eve "Come in!"*

Anamatar-Whatever-The-Number-Is, doesn't soap KILL germs???? Just a thought for you.
:)

[My_Precious]

Because of the whole "Singles Bar" thing, I think we should start being more serious, otherwise this thread could be deleted. Maybe we should talk about...outcasts??? :)

[I.am.Smeagol]

Hrmmmmmmm. In that case. *Puts on her shrink glasses, and sets up a big comfy couch on her island and then sits behind a desk with noteclip and pen in hand.*

Shrink sessions! Come get your shrink sessions! Do, pray tell, why do you all feel that you are Outcasts? Hrm? Shrink sessions! Come get your shrink sessions!

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar sets up a shrink office in his fort. "You must have an ale with you when you come to the GOODIE shrink office." He started with his minis. "What troubles you?" not being able to talk the original mini-me waved his hands in a manner of talking.

[Arathin]

*glances out of her hidding spot fearfully* Oh no, shrinks! I can here to get away from those people! They keep trying to give me some very unconfortable white jackets. I really don't like the jackets, besides I already have one.

[My_Precious]

Wah, not fair! I was the first one to be shrink! Competition!

[I.am.Smeagol]

Nooooo, you said we should be more serious. I said I was the shrink. So booyeah. ;)

[Goldberry344]

when are we gonna get our guild page

[My_Precious]

Originally posted by My_Precious
Quel takes one of the comfy chairs out, and puts up a sign above it: "THERAPY FOR ALL HYPERACTIVE PEOPLE. $120 an hour", puts on her "smart" glasses, takes out a notebook and starts waiting for patients*
See? I was the first one! :)

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Blinks* My bad. I musta skipped that page or somthing. Welp. Ok. lol. *Blinks and sits on her own comfy couch dazed*

[Courtney]

This has been another episode of: Silly Songs With Larry.

[My_Precious]

Poor miserable me.
*sigh*
Got robbed by the hospital. It's like, you are coming there for an examination, and they charge you $300 for a Q-tip.

[Courtney]

must be some darn good Q-tips...

[My_Precious]

Actually, I didn't get any Q-tips.
I was taken to the emergency room after I fainted at my work, and now I have to pay $1200.

[Courtney]

Maybe you could start a lawsuit against your work for letting those toxic fumes into the air that made you pass out. And then get lots of extra money for the psychological damage it caused...:rolleyes:

[My_Precious]

Lol, that would be great, wouldn't it? No, I just was dehydrated, it was hot in the room.

[EverEve]

Sue 'em cuz they need air-conditioning or sumthing! *Eve dives into the fort, cuz soap iss a very uncomfortable thing to get in ur eyes :o*

[Anamatar IV]

"Fine! Ill start an insane asylum! Any one of the shrinks can send their worst patients to me." A pack of mini-mes ran over and wrapped arathing in a nice warm white jacket. They brought her over to the insane asy. screaming.

[My_Precious]

Lol, Arathin's gonna nail you to the wall for calling her "Arathing".

[Anamatar IV]

ive been calling her arathing for like 2 weeks.

[My_Precious]

I guess I didn't notice, Anamatar-Whatever-The-Number-Is...

[Legolas_lover12]

*sings*

this is a song for ur pregnant kitty. she's looking nacious, at a week past due. but if i seng to ur pregnant kitty, she will feel better, in a day or two

this is a song for ur frozen penguin. he looks uncomfy. i would be too. but if i sing to ur frozen penguin, he will feel better in a day or two

this is a song for ur bear-trapped teddy. he looks uncomfy, i would be too. but if i sing to ur brea-trapped teddy, he will feel beter, in a day or two

...

"this had been silly songs with larry. tune in next time when larry will sing a silly song"

;)

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar ordered the minis to lock arathing in a padded room. He then downed an ale and sang the cats in the cradle. At the end a tear ran down his cheek. "The dad never payed attention to the son!!!!!!"

[EverEve]

Oh poor Anamtar! *eve jumps out of the fort* Anamatar, there is no crying in an outcasts thread! (that sounded a tad odd for some reason...to me anyway) *orders an ale*

[Anamatar IV]

just then mini-me # 87 stopped dropping drops of water down anamatars face. His eyes were bone dry. But he gladly accepts the ale.

[EverEve]

YAY!!! Everyone is happy! This calls for an ale!.....Actually, nearly everything calls for an ale :D

[Legolas_lover12]

LOL ...*LL12 downs an ale*;)

[Anamatar IV]

each and everysong i have mentioned tonight i have downloaded and memorised. "I had a mule and her name was sal 15 miles on the erie canal. Shes a good ol worker and a good ole pal-15 miles on the erie canal. Weve hauled some barges in our day, full of lumber coal and hay, and every inch of the way we know-from albany to buffalo.

[Legolas_lover12]

"saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabuuu.. .............."

[Anamatar IV]

?? Huh? What the bubbly ale was that? what is sabu? anamatar started hurling...you guessed it...cocktail olives at everyone.

[Legolas_lover12]

it is like a cow. it's from veggie tales - silly songs with larry.

"saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa buuu, a choo moo moo, a chooo moo mooo, a chooo moo moo moo moo moo moooo sabuu!!"

[Anamatar IV]

*shakes head and gets a beer*

[Goldberry344]

WHEN ARE WE GETTING OUR GUID THREAD???? geezums.

[Anamatar IV]

you mean the guild itself my little drunk. Im recording that u dont know the difference between a forum and a thread when ur drunk. 'goldberry cant tell difference between forum and thread when drunk' anamatar downs an ale and swims in a mini-pool.

[Arathin]

*sits in her little padded room very happily singing The Mercy Seat by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Then sings Do You Love Me by them. Then sings The Carny by them. Then sings all their other songs on their best of cd. Goes back to The Mercy Seat quite happily.* I love my padded room. It is so much fun. See... *starts bouncy all over the padded room just for the fun of it.* By the way, call me Arathing again Anamatar and I will have to tie you to a table and commence with the Mideval forms of torture and torment. Don't think just a jacket will stop me.... *grins most evilly* My mommy is Satan, the Morning Star, Lucifer, and she taught her little girl well...

[Anamatar IV]

well ur padded room is locked arathing." anamatar took a key and locked the door 7 more times. "HA!"

[Legolas_lover12]

LL12 unlocks the padded room so arathin can go kill anamatar.

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar runs around the room spilling slippery liquids so arathing would slip. Before arathing could get anamatar mini #s 90, 32, 8, 165, 54, 77, and 89 mobbed her and locked her in the room again. This time with 12 locks. They then put ll12 in a nice warm jacket and locked her in a padded room for unlocking a complete phycho. "Soon youll all be in there. But theres free beer."

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar went to the jukebox and with the 489..90......91...just all the minis started doing the YMCA. With everyone safely away in padded cells anamatar could do what he wanted. "Wheres yay?"

[Goldberry344]

i dont care what it's CALLED, anamatar, i jsut want to know when we get one.

[Anamatar IV]

when ever yay descides to pm the wbmaster.

[Goldberry344]

*yells at yay to hurry up* ;)

[EverEve]

*decides she doesnt want an ale after all, but a Crantini!*

[My_Precious]

*Gets herself a couple of demonic german shepards that feed on germs....MUAHAHAHA!*

[Legolas_lover12]

LL12 quickly gets out of the jacket (she's had a lot of practice at this) and uses her magical powers to break down the door. her germ ppl also help her. she then gets a few germ killin rotweilers and introduces them to M_P's demonic german shepherds.

[Goldberry344]

*hides her GDB from the shepards*

[Anamatar IV]

anamatars 500 mini-mes restrained all the escaped phychos and put thedm in a magic proof room where no germs could go because of M_Ps dogs.

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar looked through the windows into each padded room. In arathins arathing was bouncing off the walls while trying to sing a song. *crazy* in ll12s the floor was flooded an inch deep in beer and since she didnt have free hands she was licking up the beer. *Lune* "Im the only sane one here!" anamatar downed another ale. "Im at least borderline sane. Just drunk"

[Arathin]

*when Aramatar isn't looking in her window, Arathin slips out of her jacket with more ease than Hudinie and then slids out the window. sneaking up behind Anamatar, she taps him on the shouldar making him choke on his drink. smiling evilly, she punches him in the nose, braking it* I warned you, didn't i?

*then precedes to dance about the room always just out of everyone's grasp singing to The Mercy Seat by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds*
And the mercy seat is waiting
and i think my head is burning
and anyway i am urning to be done with all this measuring of truth.
of an eye for an eye
and a tooth for a tooth
and anyway i told the truth
and i am not afraid to die.

[Anamatar IV]

20 doctor minis came and fixed anamatars nose. Anamatar sneaked up on arathing and hit her on the side of the head with a "metal" chair.

'Goootta make a move to a town thats right for me,
goootta get me movin get me groovin with some energy,
talk about it, talk about it, talk about mooooovin.

[Arathin]

*stops, drops, rolls, and side swips anamatar's leg out from underneath him. then runs up to the ceiling so he can't get at her. dances around on the ceiling away from him and his little mini me's. started singing to The Weeping Song by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.*

This is a weeping song
well the men and women sleep
this is a weeping song
but i won't be weeping long.

[Anamatar IV]

20 of anamatars gravity defiiing minis walked up to the ceiling and played catch with arathing with the minis down below. All the while anamatar sang save tonight-eagle eye cherry

Saaave tonight
Fight the break of dawn
Coome tomorrow
Tomorrow ill be gone

[Arathin]

*jumps on a mini me's head and then lands on Anamatar's back* fight me yourself, you craven scum!

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar threw arathing through a sawdust table and jumped on her stomach.

[Arathin]

kicked Anamatar off of her and did a triple flip-flop onto his head. then bounced off with a perfect front flip.

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar tied arathings hands to the table and flicked quarters into her knuckled. HAHA! Bloody knuckled." Anamatar then took a cheap paint gun and from 10 yards shot arathing. Those things hurt. Alot!

[Arathin]

No, they don't. I have been hit with paint balls before. They don't hurt. *slips out of the ropes and flips over Anamatar, kicking him in the back of the head on her way down.*

[My_Precious]

*Comfortably sits in her chair watching Arathin and Anamatar-Whatever-The-Number-Is fighting.*

[Anamatar IV]

have you been hit with one going 700 feet per second (full Co2) from 10 feet. I bled. It breaks the skin. My friend needed stitched fro a paintball. Anamatar takes a lead pipe and wins the game of clue. He then punches (im just gonna call you thing) thing.

[My_Precious]

Well, that must've hurt...! Ouch! *gets herself some popcorn*

[Arathin]

*takes the lead pipe and bashes Anamatar over the head several times*
Yes, i have. it doesn't hurt, and you must have wicked thin and weak skin. I was hit from five feet with one going that fast. it stung for all of two mins tops.

*bashes him again over the head with the lead pipe* call me thing and your mini me's get it!

[Anamatar IV]

500 mini mes snuck up and mobbed thing. Suddenly hundreds of bangs were heard. The minis ran away and thing was covered in paint. "I bet that hurt"

[Arathin]

*pounces on Anamatar and brings him to the ground* not as much as this will *takes one of his passing mini me's and smashes it head again Anamatar's. a sickening crack is heard*

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar takes his mini back and put him down. The mini bit thing. Anamatar picked up a tv and bached it over things head.

[Arathin]

*takes a bumper car filled with lead and smacks matar in the head twenty times in a row*

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar picks up the oliphaunt from the next movie filled with lead and bashed thing into the ground.

[Arathin]

*scuttles through the tunnels matar didn't know about, and slips a cobra into his pant leg. it bites him five times before he notices and then twenty more before he can do a thing about it. poison runs through his veins*

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar likes snakes. Hes immuned to poison. Anamatar picks up 1 thousand bricks and throws them all on thing. Then he covers that with a wet carpet, cements that all together, and builds a 30 foot brick wall with wood and cement layers around thing.

"When the jazzmans testifyin a faithless man beleives...
"He can sing you into paradise, or bring you to your knees."

[Arathin]

*wasn't where the very inegreated matar thought she was and shoved him in there in her place*

And the mercy seat is waiting, and i think my head is burning, and anyway i am urning to be done with all this measuring of truth; of an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, and anyway i told the truth, and i am not afraid to die.

[Anamatar IV]

the minis helped anamatar out and mobbed thing. They pounded her with paintball guns, lead pipes, oliphaunts, bricks, and tvs. Thing was definitly down there.

[Arathin]

*matar feels a tap on his shoulder, he ignore it. the tap is repeated. as he turns, Arathin punches him in the face breaking his jaw, then twists his arm and dislocates his shoulder. finally she tworls and throws him to the ground on top of a bed of spikes.*

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar dislocates his shoulder on purpose on a regular basis. My jaw cant be broken. Its metal. You just broke you rhand. Anamtar is also on eof the people who sleeps o spikes. He then ties thing to a 4000 pound weight and threw her to the deepest part of the atlantic ocean.

[Arathin]

*luckily Arathin could breath underwater and untying the weight, waited to see how he could get her when she was down here*

[EverEve]

*Wanders over to wher M_P is sitting, and calmly sips her Crantini whilst watching the commotion caused my Arathin and Anamatar IV* "They make me look normal dont they, M_P? However, this is very entertaining to watch. Its interesting to see how they wiggle out of the others traps."

[Arathin]

*Arathin hit matar in the head with a rock that had a note on it. the note read ~listen to the words of the song The Mercy Seat, silly. I am use to being electrocuted. Tickles actually. Why don't you try?~ She then leaps out of the water, grabs him, and holds him in the water as electric courents still course through the ocean*

btw, here are all the words...

The Mercy Seat
It began when they come took me from my home
And put me in Dead Row,
Of which I am nearly wholly innocent, you know.
And I'll say it again
I..am..not..afraid..to..die.
I began to warm and chill
To objects and their fields,
A ragged cup, a twisted mop
The face of Jesus in my soup
Those sinister dinner meals
The meal trolley's wicked wheels
A hooked bone rising from my food
All things either good or ungood.
And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of truth.
An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die.
Interpret signs and catalogue
A blackened tooth, a scarlet fog.
The walls are bad. Black. Bottom kind.
They are sick breath at my hind
They are sick breath at my hind
They are sick breath at my hind
They are sick breath gathering at my hind
I hear stories from the chamber
How Christ was born into a manger
And like some ragged stranger
Died upon the cross
And might I say it seems so fitting in its way
He was a carpenter by trade
Or at least that's what I'm told
Like my good hand I
tatooed E.V.I.L. across it's brother's fist
That filthy five! They did nothing to challenge or resist.
In Heaven His throne is made of gold
The ark of his Testament is stowed
A throne from which I'm told
All history does unfold.
Down here it's made of wood and wire
And my body is on fire
And God is never far away.
Into the mercy seat I climb
My head is shaved, my head is wired
And like a moth that tries
To enter the bright eye
I go shuffling out of life
Just to hide in death awhile
And anyway I never lied.
My kill-hand is called E.V.I.L.
Wears a wedding band that's G.O.O.D.
`Tis a long-suffering shackle
Collaring all that rebel blood.
And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of truth.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die.
And the mercy seat is burning
And I think my head is glowing
And in a way I'm hoping
To be done with all this weighing up of truth.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And I've got nothing left to lose
And I'm not afraid to die.
And the mercy seat is glowing
And I think my head is smoking
And in a way I'm hoping
To be done with all this looks of disbelief.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway there was no proof
Nor a motive why.
And the mercy seat is smoking
And I think my head is melting
And in a way I'm helping
To be done with all this twisted of the truth.
A lie for a lie
And a truth for a truth
And I've got nothing left to lose
And I'm not afraid to die.
And the mercy seat is melting
And I think my blood is boiling
And in a way I'm spoiling
All the fun with all this truth and consequence.
An eye for an eye
And a truth for a truth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die.
And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
A life for a life
And a truth for a truth
And anyway there was no proof
But I'm not afraid to tell a lie.
And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of truth.
An eye for an eye
And a truth for a truth
And anyway I told the truth
But I'm afraid I told a lie.

[Arathin]

*caught the tooth and buried it in the dirt. out from the dirt then pops a demon with twenty horns that starts chasing matar*

[Arathin]

i am getting off now, as i have school in the morning. Yay my first drawing and painting class. 90 mins drawing with mark! yay!!! mark is soo fun and wicked amusing. she is awesome. anyway, *hides in her padded room and makes it impossible for her to be distrubed. quietly sings the Weeping Song and sings herself to sleep*

[Dwarf Lord]

"AYe what the...one...two...ah...What the twenty headed demon is going on here?" cried Bolon running to the bar, and ordering a lemonade slushy witha shot of voldka in it.

[EverEve]

*Eve continues to sip her Cratini (which she is almost finished with, in case anyone wanted to know), and keeps on watching Anamatar and Arathin...although they seem to be done for the evening.*

[Dwarf Lord]

" Yes good Anamater Tonight seems like a good time to get drunk. I think I shall. I see YOu have a little family of your own now. How lovely. I hope i.a.s. Isn't to upset with all the little things runnin around, even though they aren't germs anymore." Said Bolon finishing his lemonade, and ordering two ales.

[AquaMarine]

What is this place J.???(or should I call you A. short for Arathin???? HELP!!!PLEASE!!! =(
*Sorry, I'm new and she is the only person I know in this place*
Continue

[Anamatar IV]

call her thing. This is the guild of outcasts thread. You basically post what ever the hell you want. for example--*sips a gin* anamatar hurled medicine balls at everyone again.

[EverEve]

HI!!!! I love new peoplez! My name is Eve, and dont call Arathin "Thing", cuz she dont like it very much, and Anamatar just likes to annoy her! Sit down and have an ale...Crantini, double martini, whatever you like!:D :D

[Anamatar IV]

yeah-drink and throw medicine balls!" Chucks 10 medicine balls at the newcomer. Fine call her arathing.

[Legolas_lover12]

LL12 has been watching arathin and matar from the pool for a long time. no one even noticed she got out of her padded room ...

"hello new person" don't be scared. the only really evil person here is matar. and u'll get used to him";)

LL12 now gets out of the pool to go get a V&F. Trent, Tyler, BOB, Ben, and Alex follow her over ...

[EverEve]

im assuming those are your mini-me/germ people right? I need to invent a new drink *curls up in her chair and sits there thinking about new drink combos!*

[Anamatar IV]

im not evil! Really im just drunk." Minis number 5, 19, 32, and 231 played with ll12 germs/

[EverEve]

he's got a point...i do some odd things when im drunk...which is 95% of the time...

Anamatar: You should learn to behave urself properly when drunk, like I do! Im odd, I know, but at least I dont act evil ;)

[Goldberry344]

*jumps up* YOU KNOW ARATHIN??? I KNOW ARATHIN! WOW. *sits down again*

[I.am.Smeagol]

*JUMPS UP FROM LURKING*

WOW! I KNOW ARATHIN, TOO! WOOOOOT!

[EverEve]

*sniffle* i dont know arathin...'sept for here....*continues to think up a good drink combo*

IVE GOT IT!!!!! Beer, with a dash of grape juice, and...perhaps a dash of vodka! Hmm....*samples her new concoction* Not bad...but its lacking something......ahhhh! We shall change it to Margarita mix, grape juice...no, CRANBERRY JUICE, a small dash of vodka, and of course, Margarita salt! Yess, a Cranberry-Vodka Margarita......I SHALL CALL IT: A CRAN-VODKA MARGARITA!!!

how original !!!!

[Lady Legolas]

hmmm sounds good can I have one of those EverEve?

[EverEve]

Why do people call me EverEve??? EVERYONE CALL ME EVE, ITS EASIER TO TYPE!!!!!!! well...I suppose you could call me EverEve, if you want.

And I would feel honored if you would have one of my Cran-Vodka Margaritas!!! YAY for original names!!!

[Lady Legolas]

Well Eve I don't think I meet you before hence calling you EverEve.:)
*sips her Cran-Vodka Margarita*
Very good you have any other creations?

[Legolas_lover12]

"can i *hiccup* have one /hiccup* too??"

[Anamatar IV]

*hiccup* well i can make a flaming homer!" Anamatar took every alcohalic beverage and mixd it all together with cough syrup and lit a match. He drank it. "Mm mm m m gooood."

[Arathin]

*grabs a bottle of Scotch. downs it and then tackles AquaMarine* Hey 2!!! you're on here finally! Yay! Ok Goldie and I.a.S know me from school...poor Goldie. YayGollum (Yay) started it, and we love him for it. Anyway, this is the insane asylum guild. Tis called the Guild for Outcasts. We are the ones who are crazy, insane, drunk, devy all laws of anything... etc. Well luv ya sweety. Hope you don't mind us all being online drunk and insane on here, but i know you won't!

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar unlocked all the loons. "Hey. Were outcasts!" his mini mes catered a BIG feast for the outcasts.

[AquaMarine]

*AquaMarine was sober and not drunk like Arathin and everyone in this palce easily dodge her takle*


Arathin! do you HAVE to call me 2 in here? Everyone *though you're all drunken loonies* seems nice enough.

[Anamatar IV]

IM NOT A LOON! im just drunk." Anamatar dug into honey barbeque garlic chicken wings. A 5 hour family recipe. He ate about 30 of them.

[I.am.Smeagol]

Welcome, and I'm a looney! But Im not drunk. I just seem like it.

For A and G, can you guys imagine me drunk? Weeeeeee.

[My_Precious]

Weeeeeee? You mean "Ssssssssssssss", don't you? ;) :D

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar took some more gin and started streaking.....the windows with water :p :p :p. He knocked over some more tables. "EVERYTHINGS MADE IN TAIWAN! AMERICAN EQUIPMENT, RUSSIAN EQUIPMENT ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"

[Dwarf Lord]

"Hey whos the big dwarf now mutha trucka?" Bolon stumbled from the back, and smacked his head among barstool. He picked one up, and broke it over his head. He then passed out, and began to snore.

[Anamatar IV]

the minis pick up dwarf lord and drop him onto a sand bed.

[Legolas_lover12]

"ooooo, a sand bed!!! comfy!!!! ...now whatever happened to those ..."
*goes off to look for the comfy chairs*

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar jumped into a sand bed but got burried. "Sand tastes good!" anamatar jumped into the comfy chair ll12 was looking for. "Sand beds didnt sell because they were like twice as much as a regular bed but they were comfy!"

[YayGollum]

Ack! You people is crazy. If anybody wants to talk about the future of the guild, I guess we'll have to do it in the other thread.

[Anamatar IV]

what did you expect from us? *torches some newspaper that says Braves lose"

[YayGollum]

Well, just having a stinky thread for official stuffs is stupid, so here's one where we can talk about what you expect from this guild, what kind of threads to have, what expectations you have, or if you just want to hang out. We gots a bar and nice comfy chairs to hang out in and a gym, an arcade, and some bumper cars to vent your frustration out in. Have fun, dudes.

That was my first post here. That's what I expected. Maybe I just shouldn't have made the word 'or' be 'and' instead in that list of things to do in this thread. :rolleyes: oh well. I did say to have fun. Looks like you have that covered.

[Anamatar IV]

Yay, youll feel much better once you start acting like an outcast. *Gives yay a bottle of tequila* Drink up and join the fun. Youll find out how much fun it is!

[YayGollum]

*suddenly straightens with shock* Dude, what did you just say? Start acting like an Outcast? I do that everyday. I actually think that what you're doing: getting drunk, being loud, boisterous, crazy, and destructive is more like a normal person than an Outcast. oh well. Maybe I'm just around a different kind of normal person than you. I understand why some people who act like that would be Outcasts, which is why you've been accepted. Anyways, don't doubt my pride in being an Outcast. I'm having all kinds of fun with it.

[Anamatar IV]

come ON! I WANNA SEE YOU GET DRUNKAND ACT LIKE AN OUTCAST!

[My_Precious]

Anamatar-Whatever-The-Number-Is, I think that what Yay is trying to say is this: If we don't get serious, and stop spam-posting, then we may never get our own guild. That's basically it.

[YayGollum]

Is getting drunk the only thing you think Outcasts are supposed to do?

Oh, yeah. What she said. :D

[Anamatar IV]

i dont call this spam posting. Im all for getting serious on OTHER threads but this is the bar thread. Just act drunk once and ill be happy.

[YayGollum]

Ack! I'm not a good actor. *hangs head in shame* Besides, why would a bartender get drunk? :rolleyes:

[Anamatar IV]

weve been serving our own drinks. And because he has all the drinks in front of him. *mini # 4 falls from the cat walk.* DONT ATTEMPT THE CAT WALK IF YOU ARE NOT A CAT!!!!

[YayGollum]

You've been serving your own drinks because I've been fearing for my life in here! :rolleyes: oh well. We'll figure it out. The scary webmaster dude will have to show up sometime.

[Goldberry344]

does that mean we'll never get our own guild thingy?

[Anamatar IV]

the popular people dont want us to be a guild! :( :mad:

[YayGollum]

Do what? When did I say either of those things? I just said that we gots to wait for the webmaster dude to pay attention to us.

[Anamatar IV]

thats what im saying...he hasnt noticed us losers! Were not popular!:mad: :( :mad: :( :mad: :( :eek:

[YayGollum]

Ack! I know nothing about this dude's personal life, but I'm assuming that he's busy. You'll notice that he's not a very active member. oh well. Anyways, of course we're not popular! We're Outcasts! Sheesh! What do you expect? :rolleyes:

[Anamatar IV]

*downs an ale* im gonna find my answers at the bottom of a...bottle?...mug?...BARREL!