Yay for the guild of Outcast's first thread!

[YayGollum]

Well, just having a stinky thread for official stuffs is stupid, so here's one where we can talk about what you expect from this guild, what kind of threads to have, what expectations you have, or if you just want to hang out. We gots a bar and nice comfy chairs to hang out in and a gym, an arcade, and some bumper cars to vent your frustration out in. Have fun, dudes.

[Dwarf Lord]

A dwarf walks in, and approaches the bar. " Aye, a wonderful idea Yay, and you have bumper cars! Woo Hoo!" The Dwarf approached yay, and bowed.

[Goldberry344]

*goldie cartwheels in* yayayaya, we are an OFFICIAL guild now. yay for us!

[Arathin]

Arathin wanders in and over to Yay. "Do we have an Barkeeper yet? I wanna drink."

[Anamatar IV]

Anamatar runs in and hesitates. "I dont know what to go for 1st-the bumper cars or the comfy chairs!

[YayGollum]

Of course we have bumper cars! What good guild doesn't? :rolleyes: Yes, we have a bartender. You're looking at him. V&f is the specialty of the house. :rolleyes: *hides from the Goldberry person* to the Anamatar person ---> Dude, bumper cars, definitely. You'll need to sit in the comfy chairs after getting thrown around.

[Goldberry344]

decides to kill anamatar in the bumper cars as it will be bunches of fun, but then she notices the pinball mechene and changes her mind.

[Dwarf Lord]

The dwarf walks to the bumper cars, and jumps in one. " Anyone wanna join me in a bumper car road rage! Woo Hoo!" The Dwarf pressed the gas on his car and rode around the inside of the ring.

[Goldberry344]

seeing the insane dwarf in a car cracks goldie up, so she runs over and jumps into a blue car. "Demolition derby" she shrieks and she slams her car into dwarf.

[Dwarf Lord]

"Come Anamatar Face me in bumper cars! I would love to go against you! WOOOO!" The dwarf was not looking where he was going, and ran into the wall!

[Anamatar IV]

after sandwiching dwarf lord anamatar and goldie eye each other. Anamatar pressed on the gas and started for goldies car. Unfortunatly his aim his horrible and he missed by 2 feet plowing into the wall. He then reversed right into goldies car.

[Dwarf Lord]

But it was not a wall. it was Goldie slamming into him. He gave a laugh of joy and turn hiscar around and went after Goldie! " Aye, your mine now!"

[Arathin]

*laughs histarically watching the bumper car mania* I'll have a margarita please, Yay. *sits down as bar and watches the bumpercars*

[Goldberry344]

goldie whizzes around the bumper car place and plows into anamatar head on. "Mwahahahaha, i am evil" she cackels as she backs up right into dwarf lord

[Dwarf Lord]

The hit from Anamatar had thrown him into a wall. Dwarf lord swung his car around, and slammed into goldie! " HahAHa" The dwarf quickly drave from goldie so she could not hit him.

[Arathin]

*keeps laughing*

[Goldberry344]

"You'll pay for that one, dwarf!" goldie yells as she racs after him. they chase eachother around the place, until Goldie shoves ehr car into reverse and goldie and dwarf slam into eachother.

[YayGollum]

*hands a margarita over* Yikes! Looks like they're going to kill each other! Good thing I got those comfy chairs. :rolleyes:

[Arathin]

Yep sure is. Now I can sit in a nice comfy chair with my margarita and watch them try to kill eachother. *sits down in a big, leather chair and sips her margarita.* Excelant margarita, Yay. thank you much.

[Dwarf Lord]

If he could have D_L would have gotten up, and danced but He was chasing goldie, and anamatar was close on his heel. He Began to sing an ancient battle song that made him even happier!" WOO HOO!"

[Goldberry344]

Goldie drives her car into Anamatar (if we arent killing eachother on one thread (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?postid=148306#post148306) we have to be killing eachother on another) then she drives her car out of the bumper car place and rams into a cackeling arathin. then she drives as fast as she can to smash into dwarf lord.

[Arathin]

*giggles about how that is impossible for Goldie to do(the smashing into me part) and sips her margarita* Hey you wanted to go out there, Goldie!!!

[YayGollum]

What's with that war cry, D_L? Woohoo? I've never heard that one! oh well. What's wrong with your car, Anamatar person? It's eating you? I had no idea they could do that! Whoops!

[Goldberry344]

these are magic bumper cars, jen. now get on the floor! lol


Goldie drives as fast as she can away from anamatar, and when she reaches the bumper car exit she hurtels herself out of her car and hides behind a couch.

[Dwarf Lord]

D_L was thrown from his car, and onto the floor of the bumper car arena. An ominous reving of electricity was coming from somewhere. He began to tip-toe towards another car.

[Arathin]

*finishes off her margarita and jumps in a car. She runs Dwarf over as she chases after Goldie*

[Arathin]

Well it's not eating me. *rams into Goldie full speed and backs into Dwarf*

[Goldberry344]

goldie calmly begins to play pinball.

[Dwarf Lord]

After being hit the dwarf ran as fast as he could for another car. "You'll pay Arathin!" The dwarf said shakin his fist.

[Arathin]

*comes up behind Goldie and dumps a bucket of water on her head*

[Goldberry344]

*Tackels arathin and clings to her back, as arathin is about a foot taller than she is*

[Dwarf Lord]

D_L jumps into a car, and chases after arathin. He cackles evily at him!

[Arathin]

*chases after Anamanter and hits him on the head with a bumper car*

[YayGollum]

Okay, I thought that Arathin might have been a little bit sane, but maybe not. *hides behind the bar* Is this how all of the Outcasts will act? :eek: :rolleyes:

[Dwarf Lord]

The Dwarf stops his car, and jumps into the bar area. "Sorry good gollum! Would I be able to get an ale?" The dwarf jumps into a too tall stool with a grunt, and alot of effort.

[Arathin]

Don't call me Sane!!! I am in no way Sane!!! I hate that word!!!!!!!!

[Goldberry344]

Goldie is scared as she is on arathin's back. ahhhhh

[Arathin]

*starts laughing histeraically*

[YayGollum]

Just an ale? Ever had v&f? Also, call me Truor (my RPG character. A super cool Beorning dude). I'm just a fan of Gollum. to the Arathin person ---> I only said a little bit sane! oh well.

[Dwarf Lord]

"Alright Truor! My name is Bolon" The dwarf bowed. " No, I have never had a v&f. What is it? If you recommend itn I will surely drink one!" Said the dwarf picking his nose.

[Arathin]

I am in no way Sane. never in a thousand years. *is very calm* what are you doing on my back goldie, you ardvark?

[Goldberry344]

goldie falls off arathin's back and lies spralled out on the floor. "i see perdy birdies" she murmurs

[Arathin]

Yay she is off of me!!!!! *dances around and does the Kangaroo*

[YayGollum]

*glances at the crazy people and thinks about hiding* oh well. Nice to meet you, Bolon. A v&f is vodka and fish. A great Beorning specialty. Want one? Or should I just give you an ale straight from the Lonely Mountain? *hands Bolon a handkerchief* :rolleyes:

[Dwarf Lord]

The dwarf seeing Arathin dancing jumps from his stool, and begins to dance. He did the river dance 12 times through before he stopped.

[Goldberry344]

*shakes her head and meanders back to pinball*

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar turned and saw every one dancing. He got up and started doing the cotton eye joe dance. "where did u come from where did ya go. where did ya come from cotton eye joe" he didnt even notice that there wasnt any music.

[Dwarf Lord]

"Thank you, I'll have a V&F! I'm always up for a challenge." Bolon said sitting back on the stool. He had to try many times to get onto the high stool. He grabs the hanky, and wipes his nose.

[Arathin]

*blinks at Bolon and decides to play Flogging Molly* Yay for heavy metal and Irish folk music combined in one!!! *dances to What's left of the flag*

[Goldberry344]

goldie looks at everyone dancing (she is seeing things in triple) and figures she should join too, however, due to being smashed with a bumper car, she only succeeds in sitting on the floor in the midst of everyone.

[YayGollum]

*hands over a v&f* You need something better than that human sized stool? Come over here. *directs him to a second part of the bar, built for smaller races, then sees the crazy dancers* Ummm...yeah. Crazy dancers. Well, what should I expect from Outcasts dancing? :rolleyes:

[Arathin]

*flops down in the middle of the floor and pouts* the songs is over!!! *decides to cry til she gets another margarita*

[Goldberry344]

goldie crawls over to the bar and asks yay for a rootbeer.

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon follows Truor over to the other section, and comfortably sits down with his V&f. "Thank you Truor!" Bolon downs the drink in ine gulp, and his head falls to the counter. He had passed out.

[Arathin]

*jumps up* mean it Anamanter? Yay!!!!!!

[YayGollum]

Ack! *wipes drool off the counter, then runs with another margarita for the whining Arathin, and grabs a root beer for the Goldberry person* Ick. Root beer. :rolleyes:

[Goldberry344]

Goldie gets her root beer, stands up and walks shakily over to the couches. however, as she is seeing in triple, she sits on what she thinks is the couch but is really the floor. with a thump she lands very hard on her bum. "dont worry, i didnt spill my rootbeer." then, with rapt concentration, she aims the middle of the three rootbeers she is holding to her mouth and sips it.

[Arathin]

Yay for margaritas! Yay for getting good and drunk! Yay for doing stupid things when drunk??? That's it!!! who wrote my script!!!!

[Goldberry344]

Im not drunk. i got hit on the head with a flying car, i swear!

[Arathin]

*downs three more margaritas and starts spinning around with anamanter* Nahhh, werree naaaa druniky!

[YayGollum]

*carefully sips some v&f of his own, wondering if somebody put some kind of drug on all his glasses, which was making all of these people get drunk way too easily* oh well. I wouldn't recommend that you people go anywhere but the arcade and the comfy chairs right about now. *thinks about what kind of damage could be done to his Outcasts if they all went to the gym right about now* :eek: :rolleyes:

[Goldberry344]

"Does root beer have beer in it" Goldie wonders

[Arathin]

*shouts for joy at yay's thought and runs (more like stumbles) for the gym* any onaa wannaaaa joinss me??

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon lifted his head. " Hey, my goo fren truooor! Can I get one a da v&f thinga ma jigs?" The dwarf flopped his head down on the counter again.

[Arathin]

*stumbles and avoids the ball by accident in that way* haaaa you missesed meee!!!

[Goldberry344]

Goldie puts down her root beer and stumbles into the gym. "Hey, look, a balance beam!" goldie climbs up and sits on it. she sways back and forth. "hey, this is hard!" she exclaims!

[Arathin]

*shouts* come on Yay!!!! come and play with us!

[Goldberry344]

*gets a medicine ball in the head and falls off the beam* "I told you that was hard" Goldie stammers at no one in particular.

[YayGollum]

*wonders how Arathin was able to read his thoughts, then stops thinking :rolleyes: * No, Goldberry person, your root beer does not have beer in it. I have no idea why you're acting so drunk. Argh! oh well. *carries Bolon to one of the comfy chairs and puts a mug of hot chocolate and a Beorning honey cake on the table next to him* No more v&f for him!

[Arathin]

*gets hit in the side and flops on the floor* oh i think that hurt.

[Anamatar IV]

"hey goldie" *hiccup* are you sure you didnt drink the beer by accident. He fell over and threw the medicine ball at truor.

[YayGollum]

Argh! You people post too fast! Glad you're having fun, though. Sheesh! :rolleyes: No, I'm not suicidal enough to want to go in there with you people right now. sorry about that. *puts one of those partition thingys around the arcade room* Sorry. Can't have you people breaking my games. :( :rolleyes:

[Goldberry344]

"I dont do beer. I told you. i got hit by a flying car, and then a big planet hit me and threw me off the beam....unless yay put something in my drink"

[Arathin]

Oh so that is what that was! I didn't know planets hit people in the head!! Wow!

[YayGollum]

*Truor dodges the medicine ball easily* Argh! What are the more serious Outcasts going to think? Wait, are the others serious? oh well.

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon sat singing happy birthday to himself for some reason, and sipped at his hot choc.. He tried to get up, but the chair was all too comfy, and his legs would not allow him! A medicine ball ricoched of the wall, and smacked him in the stomach. He spit his drink out onto the floor.

[Arathin]

Anamatar wasn't that you who hit goldie? I think Dwarf put something in Goldie drinks. *nods wisly then fall over*

[Goldberry344]

A guy hit me too? that must've done it.

[Arathin]

*giggles and lays where she flopped*

[Arathin]

*laughs histarically then decides that the hit from the machine ball knocked her out and promply passes out*

[Goldberry344]

Goldie gets up and wanders about. "A TRAMPOLINE" she squeaks and flops onto it. bouncy boucy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun! the wonderful thing about goldie is im the only one

[Arathin]

*mutters in sleep* Goldie will kill me if she finds out what I did to her drink....

[Goldberry344]

Goldie stands up even more shakily on the trampoline and bounces around

[Anamatar IV]

Anamatar suddenly woke up. Goldberry was bouncing in her sleep, arathin was playing basketball in his sleep, and bolon was eating his pillow. 'Wow. these people are drunks!' he thought to himself. He had a huge bruise on his head. He walked to truor. "what happened?"

[YayGollum]

*grabs the Arathin person and deposits her on a comfy chair with the same free stuff on the table next to her as the Bolon person* Ack! *throws all renegade medice balls in the pool*

[Goldberry344]

Suddenly goldie colapses and sleeps on the comfy trampoline.

[Arathin]

*happily mutters in sleep about slipping loads of beer into goldie's root beer* ....and the best part is she'll never know....

[YayGollum]

What happened? You got drunk and started throwing medicine balls at everybody, then somebody got you. Was your drink that potent? Yikes!

[Anamatar IV]

"What ever. I liked being drunk so give me another cap of kalouha." He downed it. "Kalouha!" he started spinning around and ran into the bumper cars. He drove into the bar and started running over chairs.

[Arathin]

*turns over and rolls off the couch*

[YayGollum]

*grabs the Goldberry person and treats her like he did Bolon and Arathin* Argh! Are these people just asking for free hot chocolate and honey cakes? oh well. Also, sorry Anamatar person, but I'm not stupid. The bumper car area is blocked off from everything else.

[Goldberry344]

Goldie wakes up and looks at Yay. "I dreamed that you was a toad" she says and falls back asleep.

[YayGollum]

Great. Yeah, I'm flattered. *is about to collapse from having to play mommy to so many Outcasts* Well, at least I feel successful. :rolleyes:

[Arathin]

*wakes up and looks around* whhaaaaaaaa??? My head hurts.... *stands up and munches on her huney cake* could I please have some hot tea? Dark brewed and no milk or sugar?

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Wanders in looking far too serious for her persona, and ‘Snape Scowls ™’ at Arathin and Goldie* After much convincing, I have been convinced to join the Outkasts! Huzzah! *Trips over a chair.* *Giggle*

[YayGollum]

*drinks the hot chocolate he gave Arathin, then makes her her tea* Did they have aspirin in Middle Earth? oh well. They didn't have all of this other stuff! *hands everybody some aspirin* Argh! Don't be so crazy! :rolleyes:

[Goldberry344]

Goldie gets up again and runs to smeagol. "I dreamed you was a toad too!" she yells and gives smeagol a hug.

[Arathin]

*giggles at Smeags and drinks her tea* thank you, Yay! *takes her asprine*

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Snape Scowls™ at Arathin until she too, bursts into giggles.

Really a toad? Well technically I could be considered a toad.. I mean I have the complexion and all, just gotta work on the hopping....

[Arathin]

*finishes her tea and decides as this now has over 115 posts to go and pass out for the night. flops down on a couch and goes to sleep*

[YayGollum]

*gets himself some aspirin and another v&f* Oh, boy. I can't wait until we're a real guild! :rolleyes:

[YayGollum]

Yes, thanks for all the posts, dudes! Also, what's with the Snape Scowls thingy?

[Arathin]

lol you don't wanna know. it is just too funny!!!

[Dwarf Lord]

"WOO HOO!" yelled Boon when he woke! " I'm not drunk anymore!" With that he danced over to the shorter peoples section, and looked to Truor. " Could I get a shot of voldka, some red bull, a lime, a corona, and a fresh slug please?"

[I.am.Smeagol]

Indeed. You see, when I scowl (in a Snape like fashon) people end up laughing at me instead of running away in fear.. Nassttyyy peopless.

[Arathin]

tis soo amusing.. picture this. she looks like an elf and can't roll her r's. she tries to scoul like snape, but can't really and it is just soo funny!!!

[I.am.Smeagol]

Harsh Arathin. Nassstttyyyy R's, Nasssstttyyyy Arathin. ;)
*Scurries onto a comfy chair*

[Anamatar IV]

Anamatar woke up. He saw bolon dancing around because he wasnt drunk. He looked out the window. "What a beutiful morning!" it was 3 am. He triped over several parked bumper cars as he walked to the bar. Id like a bowl of kix please.

[YayGollum]

*is afraid of the I.a.S person now* Well, that would make her happy, wouldn't it? *gets the Bolon and Anamatar people what they're asking for, then collapses on a comfy chair*

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Smeags sneaks down and scurries behind the bar and steals the box of Kix. She then proceeds to scurry behind all the chairs back to her own where she chucks the Kix pieces one by one at the back of Anamatar's head.*

[YayGollum]

Argh! Did you people already forget rule number two or should I just pay no attention to myself? :rolleyes:

[I.am.Smeagol]

NOT THE PAPERTOWEL ROLL! *Falls backwards, faints, and proceeds to curl up and snore.*

Nighty night everyone.

ZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZ

[Dwarf Lord]

"WOO HOO! Now I can make my fav. drink!" Bolon added the lime to a shot of voldka, and poured in a qaurter of the Corona. He then added half the can of red bull, and put the slug in." Oh crud! sorry truor, but could I get some matches or a lighter?"

[I.am.Smeagol]

Its not fighting,,, its the chucking of cerial pieces at other patrons.. ;)

[Anamatar IV]

"Yeah. You wanna see some fighting? Give me a 2 X 4 and a few shots of vodka!" he drank a bottle of vodka that was laying around. he then picked up a stool and started swinging it at imaginary figures.

[YayGollum]

Well, I meant the drunken medicine ball throwing and stuff, but oh well. I'm happy to let Outcasts have fun. *throws Bolon his gun lighter ('cuz they're cool)*

[Anamatar IV]

"Medicine balls? Oh yeah" he tore into the gym and started hurling 10 pound objects out the door. Many hit the other outcasts and many came back and hit anamatar. Dont ask me how the hell that happened.

[Dwarf Lord]

The dwarf caught the gun twirled it, and light it all in one smooth motion. He lit the drink on fire, and waited for the slug to shrivel. When it was he added the rest of the redbull, and put out the fire. When it was out he added another shot of voldka!

[YayGollum]

I won't. I'll think about taking anything that can be thrown and burning it. Ack! :rolleyes:

[YayGollum]

Well, I gots to go. Don't kill each other, dudes.

[Dwarf Lord]

"Fare well Yay!" said Bolon before downing his sluggish cooler! He bagan to quiver on his bench, and fell to the floor. He got to his feet, and walked to the sofas. He layed down on one, and went to sleep wishing everyone a good night while dodging medicine balls. He fell asleep with many freaky dreams.

[Arathin]

*wakes up* What? *wanders over to the bar and yawns* I had a very nice little rest. *gets a nice hot tea and sits down with some basic 4*

[Dwarf Lord]

"Aye, I too had a good rest! " Cried the dwarf jumping to hiw feet!" I think I'll have some good old gatorade for breakfast, and some oreo cookies!" (what I'm actually haveing) The dwarf walked to his special part of the bar, and sat down comfortably.

[I.am.Smeagol]

*The small green one wakes up and stealthily scurries to the abandoned box of Kix from the previous night. She sits on her chair and eats the small puffs of sweetened goodness, chucking them at anyone who comes within her vicinity.* Good marrow all!

[Dwarf Lord]

"Good morning to you I.a.m. Smeagol! I hope you slept well!" Said the dwarf downing an entire bottle of gatorade, and mashing 5 oreos at once.

[Arathin]

*yells back to the small green one* Good marrow, Abbot!!! *and continues to drink her tea and eat her cereal*

[I.am.Smeagol]

Indeed I did! Much thanks. *She looks around and raises an eyebrow.. (Wait, do stoor/elfs have eyebrows...?)* But I suspect someone here is a snoorer... ;)

[Arathin]

not me. i;ve slept over your house before.

and elves do, you odd ball.

[Dwarf Lord]

" well us dwarves have a tendancy to snorer." Bolon pulled a tombstoe pizza from behind the counter not see ing Yay any where. It was extra cheese! His second fav. behind supreme.

[Goldberry344]

I DONT SNORE....i've slept over smeag's too and i didnt snore then either so neher

[Anamatar IV]

"even if i did snore you wouldnt hear me under all those medicine balls."

[Goldberry344]

*goldie mutters* Bet it was stinky arathin.

[Dwarf Lord]

The dwarf finishes his pizza then walks over to in front of Anamatar. He began to shack his butt in front of him thinking he was asleep. " Silly Anamatar! WOO HOO!"

[Dwarf Lord]

"AAAHHHHH! OOOOOOO! Help Anamatar has biten me!" Bolon ran to the back, and found a cold barrel of ale, and put his bum in it. After letting his butt cool for awhile he got out, and looked around. There was no one around, so he started to drink the ale directly from the barrel!

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon entered back into the common room more drunk then a dwarf on new years. He ran, or tried to run to the bumper cars. He jumped into one car, and tried to hit Anamatar, but missed by twenty feet, and hit a wall.

[Goldberry344]

*sprints to the bumper cars and runs into the wall* owch. *gets up and hops in a car*

[Goldberry344]

"Im not drunk" mutters goldie as she aims her car at anamatar....but misses as she was aiming for the triple she was seeing....

[Goldberry344]

*scratches head* i coulda sworn he was there. stupid defective car. * gets out of car and finds another, only to try to sit an a double shes seeing* ohhh, my poor bummmmmm....

[I.am.Smeagol]

*Blinks*
*Blinks again*
*Continues throwing Kix at everyone until she runs out.*
*She thens proceeds to hop in a green bumber car.*
Watch out everyone! I.am.Smeagol is on the loose!

*She crashes into a chair*

[Anamatar IV]

"Uh oh! I think this pool is brown!" he was in a big barrel of beer. Im getting dizzy." anamatar spilled out of the barrel and started dancing untill he got to the bumper cars. There he danced while getting hit.

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon Ran his car around the outside of the ring seven times before actually hitting someone. It just so happened it was Anamatar standing around." MUHHAHAHA! I told you you would pay Anamatar! At least I think your anamatar!" Bolon swaung his car around and hit him several more times.

[Goldberry344]

What do you think you're playing at, dwarf?? Goldie shrieks. she weels her car around and speeds after him

[I.am.Smeagol]

Finally recovered from slamming into the chair, Ias speeds after the group and smashes them all from behind. Muahahah!

[Anamatar IV]

"Thats it *hiccup* you big old ape!" anamatar picked up dwarf lords called and started spinning around with it. He spun and spun and suddenly let go. The car got thrown far away into the real pool.

[Dwarf Lord]

"AAAHHHHH! This spinning is making me sick!" When he hit the water he sunk to the bottom. He had no idea how to swim, but he was a chmp at holding his breath. He sat at the bottom looking up to the rim of the pool.

[Goldberry344]

*drives her car around in circles*

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon looked Anamatar, and began to laugh! He waved a hand, and tried to say hello, but swolled a mouth full of water.

[Goldberry344]

*laugs at anamatar who is laughing at bolon, but crashes her car into a wall. she flips over the steering wheel and the wall around the bumpercars and smashes into i.am.smeagol.* erg.

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon began to walk towards the edge f the pool where there was a metal ladder. The water was hard to move through, but he got to it without much energy, and pulled himself out. Helaughed at anamatar, and through a rope into the pool. He walked to the bar, and sat down soaking wet.

[Dwarf Lord]

"So it was only a few feet! I am but a wee dwarf!" cried Bolon at the imaginary person beside him! "I'm not super man or anything!"

[Goldberry344]

Goldie decides that we need entertainment.
:D



(Spoken)
Whenever life gets you down Mrs Brown
and things seem hard or tough
and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
and you feel that you’ve had quite enough…

(Sang)
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving,
and revolving at 900 miles and hour,
That’s orbiting at 19 miles a second, so its reckoned.
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun to you and me and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day.
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the Milky way.

Our galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars.
It’s 100,000 light years side to side,
It bulges in the middle 16,000 light years thick
But out by us its just 3,000 light years wide
We’re 30,000 light years from galactic central point
We go round every 200 million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

(Carousel style organ solo)

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go,
At the speed of light you know,
12 million miles a minute, and
That’s the fastest speed there is.
So remember when you’re feeling very small and insecure
How amazing unlikely is your birth
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space
Because there’s bugger all down here on earth.


*Insert drunked smile here* *wait, im not drunk!* *Put applause here. use such phrases as "GOLDIE KICKS ARSE", "GOLDIE RULES", and "COOL"*

[Dwarf Lord]

"ENCORE Anamatar! ENCORE! THat was sweet! GOLDIE KICKS ARSE!!!!

WOO HOO!!!! YAY!!!


DWARF LORD

[Dwarf Lord]

"YEE HAH! Hot dogs ona freakin buttered roll that was a shin dig of a song!!! WOO HOOoo!

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolons contactts had fallen out in the pool! So he excepted the scotch, and drank it all in one great gulp. He felt fine for the first few minutes, but after about ten he began to feel it! He couldn't see except through blurred shaps, and bent light beams. "Ugh! THat was no ale you poisned me my good anamatar!" he cried falling over a small table next to the sofa he was aming for.

[Goldberry344]

Goldie walks to the bar and sits on a stool. she misses the stool and falls on her bum again. *whimper*

[Anamatar IV]

"Haha. Everyones fallen down but me." at that moment anamatar flipped over the table and knocked himself out on the stool. Someone walked into the bar for a drink and saw everyone unconsious. He ran.

[Goldberry344]

*goldie gets up, walks over anamatar and gets her self a rootbeer* nobeer, im not *hiccup* drunk

[Dwarf Lord]

"We need Truor, or we will kill ourselves. Maybe I'll just lay hear for awhile." said Bolon with his legs ooked on to the table, and his face firmly planted among the floor boards.

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar woke up. Bolon was chewing the floor boards and goldie was carefully aiming and sipping her root beer. "bolon sure eats some crazy things" anamatar walked to the bar and said "wheres my cat!"

[Goldberry344]

Goldie replies mildly, "i think my pitbull ate it."

[Dwarf Lord]

"Aye, you have only begun to see what I can eat! I have a stomach of steel! I can eat anything, and everything! Woo Hoo!" Bolon did a front flip up on to his feet, but he forgot he was drunk, and fell right back onto his face!

[Goldberry344]

acctually, i was referring to a real dog, bolon....and anamatar, i didnt wreck a thing, im not even drunk, it was all you two....hiccup.

[Dwarf Lord]

"You speak of me?" asked Bolon from the floor. " I have not seen a cat among my feast, and wouldn't think too! I wouldn't eat your..." Bolon began to cough, and low and behold a puff of fir fle from his mouth.

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar picked up goldie and threw her into the pool. *hiccup* You killed my cat!

[Goldberry344]

*Goldie pulls anamatar into the pool* You killed my dog!

[Goldberry344]

*Thwarts Anamatar* "YOU BLEW UP MY BAG!*

[Goldberry344]

*Knocks anamatar over and stands on him* YOU CRACKED MY IDEA BULB TWICE AAANNNNDDDDD BURST YOU BUBBLE IN MY FACE!

[Goldberry344]

*evil cackeling laugh heard* YES I DID!!!!

[Goldberry344]

*unties herself, gets a raft, hops on and ties herself to the raft and falls asleep*

[Goldberry344]

*goldie opens one eyes* "Drunk people are fun to watch. but im not drunk" she murmurs, and goes back to sleep.

[Anamatar IV]

Anamatar opened his eyes. While the drunks are asleep the drunks can play. He went to the jukebox and chose last resort. He watched in happiness as all the drunk drug addicts woke up to the loud music.

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon woke from his stupor, and began to mosh while last resort was on! He ran after anamatar and did a flying drop kick into his face! "WOO HOO I'm the king mutha trucka!" The dwarf got up and jumped into the air. He camedown upon anamatar with the peoples elbow! " Can YOu SMEEEEEEEEEL What the Dwarf is cookin?!?!?"

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar got up and gave bolon a clothsline. He picked him up and gave him a rock bottom into the pool. He tied bolon to the water as well, threw goldie off the raft and fell asleep ontop of it himself.

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon began to swear, but nothing could be heard, but gurglr gurgle. He shook his fist at Anamatar, and began the slow hard walk towards the ladder. When he finally reached it he sprang out, and ran towards the raft. He lept as high as he could, and bounced on the side even higher and came down onto anamatars stomach witha canon ball! "WOO HOO!" He cried as he threw anamatar into the deep end.

[YayGollum]

Well, it's not as bad as I thought. The stuff you broke and stole can be easily replaced. I'm just worrying about what other people will think about the guild of Outcasts now. :( :rolleyes:

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar took one of the paddles and broke it over bolons head. He jumped out and downed a bottle of vodka. *Sees fire extinguisher and starts spraying everyone* im fire manire.

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon was covered in white foam when he got out of the boat! He grabbed a bottle of scotch took a mouth full, and lit Yays gin lighter. He spat the scotch into a mist lighting it with the lighter. He aimed at anamatar, and singed his hair! He took a big gulp off scotch, twirled the gun, and placed into his pocket. He then ran, and hid behind one of the bumper cars.

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar filled the fire extinguisher with booze and with his own gunlighter scortched everything in the room including the dwarf.

[Dwarf Lord]

"Whoa that was crazy!" yelled the dwarf! The room was buned to heck! But wait there on the table were unburnt cashews! "WOO HOO!" Cried Bolon. He grabbed htem quicklt and ate a few. THey were delicious, but his only weapon so he grab a handful, and threw them at anamaters head. He ran towards the door in trotting motion.

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar ate each cashew as they came. He looked around. Even though she was thrown into the water goldie was asleep, floating on the water.

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon ran, and lept on Goldie who looked very peacful in the water. He hit her in the got with a malicous laugh!

[YayGollum]

Well, it looks like I'm the only one who cares what other people might think. oh well. I'll just ask you people questions. What else do you expect from this guild (besides just having another place to vent your frustrations)? I.a.S is a girl, by the way.

[Goldberry344]

"Dang Dwarf..." sputterd goldie. she rolled over and went back to sleep, only to inhale the pool water. *cough spuuter* that wakes you up.

[Dwarf Lord]

"Sorry Goldie, but I am very hyper!" He retorted. He then ran to Yaygollum." I expect that when someone comes here they can get away from there normal life for awhile, and hang out with people that don't care what they look like, or what clothes they where, or how smart they are. Maybe we could all sit around and talk about all the times when we did someething stupid that made us feel like losers." Said Bolon To Yay.

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar laughed at her. "haha!" but he in his drunkeness got tired and layed down on the bottom of the pool. He to swallowed pool water. He came up sputtering "who put water ontop of my bed"

[Goldberry344]

sounds like fun. reasons we joined the guild of outcasts....

[YayGollum]

There we go. Yay for the Bolon and Goldberry people! Now we're being a little serious! sorry about that, scary Anamatar person.

[Anamatar IV]

"im not scary im just drunk!" suddenly the booze wore off and anamatar got a hang over. I expect from this guild to like i said: [sit in a circle and discuss] how we can get over being outcasts from the public. Its very hard you know.

[YayGollum]

Got it. You people just want therapy. Well, we gots the comfy chairs already. I just thought that we'd all be happy to be Outcasts (the coolest type of people). I say, "Hang out with other Outcasts, dude! There has to be some where you live! If there aren't, I am afraid of where you live!"

[Dwarf Lord]

" Maybe we can just talk here! joke about stupid things e did, and things that make us wanna go jump into a lake, and stay there forever. I think it would help every outcast to open up, and just say a little about themseles."

[roguelion]

The silver dragon circles the Outcast Guild HQ twice then lands perfectly in the common square in front of the building and lowers its body so Dwarf can get off its back. Thorvold jumps off the back of the massive and magnificient dragon and moves around to the head of the great beast. "you fly swift and smooth MAGNUS, Thank you for the lift, I am at your service" he says and bows deep at the waist. Thorvold then strides off into the guild hall. "Hello" he calls. Im looking for Yaygollun...My wonderfull Dragon friend MAGNUS (chrysophalax) and I wish to join your merry band of ooutcasts and offer our services as bouncers.....

[YayGollum]

*Truor walks up* Sure, you can be bouncers! They might just be needed in here. *gasps* :rolleyes: to the Bolon dude ---> Sure thing. You go first. :rolleyes:

[Dwarf Lord]

"Alright...got to let me think cause I normally try to forget these things. Oh here we go! When I was in whatever grade I was talking to this girl:o that I seriously liked, and she asked for a drink of my soda(in a can). And me not thinking was like well" You got a cup?" And everyone around started to laugh at me! I was thinkig to myself that that was the stupidest thing I've ever said in my life. even to this day people still remind of it!":( "You may not think that's embarissing but try to explain why nott to some mature high schoolers!"(wich I am my self) I'll get a good one soon!

[YayGollum]

I don't get it. Why would anybody laugh at you for that? Maybe I'm just not up to date with the accepted protocols nowadays. Well, there's an Outcast type thing right there! :rolleyes:

[Anamatar IV]

ill go next:

I have a tooth that is crooked. I mean really crooked. Like compltely straight almost but i cant get braces because my other teeth are perfect. the worst part is its the front tooth. My tooth makes me an outcast. One time i actually cut someones head open with it because i bumpedinto them.

[Dwarf Lord]

Well it was stupid it to me, and everyone at my school, and everyone laughing just really sucks! I feel your pain Anamatar! I have two canine teeth that are like wolves teeth. I accidently cut someone ith them when we were wrestling.

[Anamatar IV]

i wouldnt recommend wrestling with my tooth.

[My_Precious]

*has a double heart attack* I have to read 17 pages! *dies*

[Anamatar IV]

theyre all drunken ****.

[Dwarf Lord]

"lol welcome MP good to have you here!" said Bolon

[My_Precious]

HuH?
:confused:

[My_Precious]

Thank you, Bolon!

[Anamatar IV]

its all destructive drunken ****. Ill summarize-we killed each other in bumpercars, hit each other with bumper cars, got drunk, danced, started throwing medicine balls, passed out, got drunk again, tossed more medicine balls, killed eachother in the pool, lit fires everywhere, got drunk, passed out again, and thats where u come in.

[My_Precious]

Ah, great, I missed all the fun... Oh well, I'm sure there will be more destruction in the future.

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon broke from his trance whenm hit by the medicine ball. He grabbed the table in front of him, and threw it at Anamatar, and hit him in the head. He laughed, and ran into the arcade section! He began to play the adams family pinball machine wich was his favorite.

[YayGollum]

Hey, my big sister has two teeth that make her look like a vampire. Very cool. She's always a vampire on Halloween. Do what? Did the Anamatar person just hit me with a medicine ball when I did nothing to him? Where's our bouncers? :rolleyes:

[Goldberry344]

The reason im an outcast....Goldie blabs on to no one in particular....well, you see i've always been a bit obsessed with animals, so i worked on a dairy farm, i ride horses, i owned chickens....and people thought i was weird for it. of course, now im an outcast because i like Monty Python and LOTR, but its also, in part, out of habbit.

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon got up with a pounding headache!" what in the world was that?" He said eyeing Anamatar." It was you wasn't it? you will pay for that one as well my little friend!!!!" The dwarf chrged anamatar, and knocked himover the head with the root beer he was offering goldie. "Aye sorry goldie, but It must be done!" He said in mid flight.

[Goldberry344]

*breaks down to tears* "and now my *sniff* friends hit eachother with my *sniff* rootbeer and dont care about how i'd feel *sniff* when they did it and just *sniff* when i think im accepted *sniff* someone goes and does something like *sniff* that and *sniff* sets me off balance.... *goldie runs to the couch and breaks down in to hysterics*

[roguelion]

Thorvold rushes over to the tow fighting patrons, he grabs the dwarf by his beard. "I expect better of you brother, now sit and drink, and you, he points to the other, I dont wanna see this happen again, you both understand me!? or next time it will be MAGNUS out there to break it up!!

[YayGollum]

*gets the Goldberry person a normal root beer this time and hopes the Outcasts might behave some day* :rolleyes: I almost got them to calm down. Maybe I should've gotten the vibrating chairs instead of the normal comfy ones. :rolleyes:

[Dwarf Lord]

"BOO HOO! big bad dwarf won't let us have fun anamatar! That hurt my beard you silly oaf of an outcast! I think we are not being to roudy, and are allowed a little fun!" The dwarf runs to Goldie! " Pray forgive me oh wondeful friend! I would never wish to hurt you, but I was trying to save you from a trap. Our friend anamatar had spiked your rottbeer!" THe dwarf looked at her with great concern!

[Anamatar IV]

"I was following example of my best friend arathin! I swear!!!"

[Dwarf Lord]

"Vibrating chairs sound good YAY!" Bolon looked back to goldie.

[roguelion]

Thorvold rubs his slightly sore head....just be good, Remember,, Honor is a thing to live by, not foolishness!

[Goldberry344]

Goldie howls " ARATHIN is MY best friend!! *sniff sniff* I've known her for 6 YEARS *Sniff sniff sniff*" *goldie takes her rootbeer and dumps it on d_l's head.

[Anamatar IV]

Anamatar hands the newcomer a fresh scotch. "Youll feel much better once youre singing the saint louis blues!"

[YayGollum]

*drags vibrating chairs out, takes old comfy chairs and puts them in the gym, so anybody can do whatever they want with them* :rolleyes: Anything for the Outcasts!

[Goldberry344]

Goldie hops on a chair. "TThhhheheeeiiissss iiissskiinnd dddaaaaa sccarrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy" she explains

[Dwarf Lord]

"OMG goldie did I do something? I was only trying to be nice! sorry for being a good friend!" He stomped off too the new vibrating chairs. "Truor my good friend could I get a couple shots of bicardi?" He set the chair to max vibrate.

[chrysophalax]

Magnus shoves his enormous head in the door-way, breathing flames, singing the crowd a bit. "Lesser beings! Fair warning! No bouncer abuse!"
He extracts his head from the door-way and lurks just outside, delighting in the cries of outrage.

[Goldberry344]

Goldie gets up and hugs the dwarf. "im sorry. let me help you clean off." *She picks up the dwarf and dumps him in the pool* "better?"

[Dwarf Lord]

"Aye what was that? A dragon for a bouncer? I will behave! I swear!" said Bolon with his fingers crossed behind his back.

[Dwarf Lord]

The dwarf began to cry. " wha...what did I do to deserve such cruel punishment Yay? I'm alredy an outcast, but now my friends turn agianst me! BOO HOO!"

[Goldberry344]

"I *sniff* know how *sniff* you feeeeeellll...."

[YayGollum]

Do what? How can a vibrating chair not be comfy? *does more rearranging of chairs* There. I hope you are all satisfied. *comes over with the drinks just in time to see people get scared of the dragon* Oh, come on. He's not that scary! He's just another Outcast. You can understand why he might not feel accepted in other bars. :rolleyes: No need to be too intimidated! :eek:

[Anamatar IV]

"oooh my wine!" Anamatar went and drank the bottle of wine with a few crackers. *hiccup* are there any bumpercars not already used for hitting people? then ill go play marco polo with bolon"

[Goldberry344]

MARCO goldie screams with her eyes closed..

[Anamatar IV]

"POLO!" anamatar screamed back as he settled into the comfy vibrating chair. "Poooooolllloooooo"

[YayGollum]

*grabs a v&f and collapses into a vibrating chair* Oh, poor Smeagol. :rolleyes:

[Anamatar IV]

Anamatar looked to his right. Truor was right next to him. "YYYYAAAAAYYYY FOOOORRR CCCOOOOMMMMMFFFFYYYY VVVVIIIBBBBRRRAAATTTIIIINGGG CCHHHHAAIIIRSSSS"

[Goldberry344]

MARCO!!???!!!!???

[Goldberry344]

Goldie staggers around the room... "MARCOOOOOO!!!"

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon sat at the bottom of the pool crying. He sat indian style watching Goldie and, Anamatar. " Meanie!" he tried to scream, but swallowed a mouth full of water.

[Anamatar IV]

Anamatar walked into the water drunk as a dog who drinks a strwberry daquery. He goes up to goldies ear and yells at the top of his lungs POLO!!!

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 enters the bar, looks arounf and blinks*

"well, it looks like i missed most of the fun. oh well, can i play marco polo too??"

POLO

*LL12 now takes out a very large, very purple very cushy beans bag out of her purse* "her name is casandra" she explains

[Goldberry344]

Goldberry runs towards the voice, trips over the bar and lands on LL12. "GOT YOU! she screams!

[Legolas_lover12]

"oh fine" *LL12 closes her eyes and starts to stumble around the room (while drinking he whiskey;))

MAAAAAAAAAAAAARCO (she sed through a mouthful of whiskey) MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR................ooof

X_x

[YayGollum]

*sees the harmless fun going on now, and finally decides to relax, almost falling asleep in the vibrating chairs*

[Dwarf Lord]

Bolon sat at the bottom of the pool still watching everyone leave the pool area. He dips head, and trys to sleep. The water is soothing so he removes clothes down to his shorts. he tosses the clothes to the other side of the pool, and begins to go into a dwrven trance.

[Legolas_lover12]

*as LL12 is still stumbling around the room she trips over Yay ans spills the rest of her whiskey all over Yay's head*

...

*the vibrating chair starts to vibrate harder and starts to smoke ...*

[Goldberry344]

*goldie starts gargeling rootbeer and running about." POOOOoooOOOooOOOlllOOOOoooOOOooo

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 still having her eyes closed, stumbles into bumber car and accidentally hits the gas*

*she opens her eyes*

"YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she sed as she ran over goldie...

[Anamatar IV]

"it wasnt me who spiked the root beer this time!"

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12, still driving the bumper car, has somehow managed to get ahold of a V&F.............................."goooooooooooooooooooooood driiiinkie, gooooood" she sed as she "patted" it on the head

[Goldberry344]

*Goldie opens her eyes* OHMYGOD! ITS LL12!! HOW ARE YOU! *hugz*

[Legolas_lover12]

*LL12 finally manages to get out of her bumper car*

"gooooooooooold *hiccup* iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie" *hugz*

[YayGollum]

Argh! *stops relaxing and washes his rusty (and now smelling of alcohol) armor off* There goes a vibrating chair! oh well. Is somebody going to save that Dwarf before he drows himself? *discreetly puts the shnapps thingy back where it came from* sorry, only v&f over here.

[Anamatar IV]

Anamatar wandered over to the gym. Medicine balls! He started chucking them only at ll12 this time. but needless to say about 80 % of them hit him. "I need another drink." he helped himself to an extra hard lemonade.

[Goldberry344]

*goldie wanders back to the trampoline*