Azog Sensational Slaughterhouse RP: Discussion

[Azog]

I am going to begin a new RP in the DL guild.

It will be for members only and called Azog's Sensational Slaughterhouse (Don't call it by the abbreviation).


The rules are as follows...
1. Never ever.... *words drowned out by the concert at the Burning Chicken.*
99. Finally, no cussin'.

I hope you all got that.

[Khamul]

That's ****, come up with a storyline!

[Azog]

Here it is, Sting.

Basically, this RP is a game where we compete to kill the most Elves. We are going to be a company of orcs that go into Lothlorien, Mirkwood, Rivendell etc. and just kill everyone. I will make little boss dudes and stuff, like Elwrong, Gayfagreal, and finally, Legless(I just want to kill him).


Anyone in the RP can use what Magical Abilities they have, and more. You can't summon anything though, although you can drop a giant rock that says "!!!Elves Suck!!!" on it. You can make up a character or just use one of your RP characters.

This Is a very humorous RP, and you have full freedom to post whatever you want. Be creative! (Not too creative, though)

[Lord Smaug]

Elve hunting rules!!:D

Where do I sign???

[Azog]

The good thing is that you don't need a license. ;)

[Khamul]

You have a good point there...:D

[Azog]

Anyone can join whenever, and once we have more active members we can actually have some fun.

Anyway, post a profile here. Be as outrageous as you wish, unless I tell you to change it.

I will be Modern Azog

Name Azog
Age Doesn't Matter
Height Tall
Weight Not fat. Not skinny.
Gender Male
Wife??? No (YAY!!!)
Day Born Friday the 13th
Mother's Maiden Name Orkke
Father's Maiden Name Wha... What the Heck!!!
Day of 1st kill Day of Birth (I killed the docter)
Food Preferences Elf, Elf and Elf
Weapon(s) ELFTRACKER Missile Launcher; FAMAS equipped with SuperScope and SoundScope and PowerBullets.
Armor Yep, It's there.
Time of Day 4:00
Day of Month 11-10-02
Location Middle Earth
Ready to Kill Some Elves (y/n) Y!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Smaug]

Name: Andeamar
Gender: male
Age: old enough to send some elf-heads rollin'!!!
Engagement: Single
Day born: the darkest day of the darkest year...
Height: normal
Weight: slender
Mother: Athena
Father: Mars
First kill: someone looked me bad at kinder...
Weapons: Heavy Machinegun (ElfBuster Series), Infra-Red Sniper Rifle, and a pair of knives (2 to 3 meters long).
Armour: deluxe full-body silver armor.
Time: 6:00 pm.
Day: a bad day to be an elf.
Location: ME.
Status: ready to kick @$$!!!!

[Azog]

Excellent. We should be starting as soon as an elf wanders into range.

Scores
Azog-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Lord Smaug-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Drygo-

Nain Ironfoot-DEAD

Mac Addict (A Mad Sea Cow)- IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Khamul]

We were waiting for the Elf, dangit!

[Azog]

Okay.


SCRATCH THAT LAST PLAN


An elf wanders into sight...


GO!!!

[Azog]

Azog steps forward and aims. His bullets fly straight and true, sending the elf to the dirt. Crimson streams of blood shoot out of its nose, and it lays, strewn upon the earth, torn by bullets and laying in its own blood.

[Khamul]

Why is this in the discussion thread?

[Azog]

(Who cares)

Azog runs up and shoots the elf in the face a few times, sending the dark crimson splatters into the air, falling softly onto the hard earth.

[Ecthelion]

Another elf pops out from behind Azog and pulls out an arrow and is about to shoot when from the tress Nain leaps out throwing 2 axes at the elf. One nails it in the forehead and another that destroys his manhood ; ). "That was fun." Nain says to Azog

[Azog]

"Nain, I arm myself with no bow. I use weapons that are up to date." Azog says, pulling out his rifle.

[Ecthelion]

OOC: I said the elf pulled out a bow on you.

IC: "I to am up with the ages." Nain whips out a shotgun.

[Azog]

Azog welcomes Nain and adds him to the scoreboard.

Azog suddenly fires a shot at a nearby tree. Thirty elves fall to the ground, dead.

[Ecthelion]

Nain shoots a big rabid bear. The bear then goes crazy and decapitates 25 elves. Nain shoots 3 more out of trees with his shotgun.

[Azog]

"Nain, the elves killed by the wounded beast count not toward your total," Azog says launching an ELF Missile. 5 elf torsos fly into the air and land at Azog's feet.

"Five for me."

[Lord Smaug]

A distant sound, like that of thunder, astounded both orc and dwarf. The sound grew closer and closer, but the sky was free of clouds. Suddenly, from a nearby hill a great boulder comes crashing down, smashing everything in its way. The two move aside to escape being flattened by the raging rock. Finally, the boulder stops in front of Andeamar, a dark-red '¡Elves suck!' was painted by the blood of the boulder's victims. "In a rapid count, I'd say this beauty smashed some forty heads. I think that puts me in the lead, eh?;) :D "

[Azog]

Azog, seeing the large boulder and the bits of elves attached to it, turns to Lord Smaug and grins.

"Good shot. See if you can beat this one, though."

Azog taps a few buttons an the ELFTRACKER and packs a large explosive into the barrel. He fires...

The pressure upon the explosive sends it high into the heavens. It explodes, due to the pressure, and sends a fireball the size of The Burning Chicken Inn into an Elven village.

"That was about..." Azog says, counting the crushed bodies, "123 elves."

[Ecthelion]

Nain grins and whips out 4 lembas cookie things and throws them in different places. 50 eleves starting fighting for each. Nain pulls out a little box with a red button. Nain pushes it and BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!! The elves didnt know they were bombs. "Thats about 200 for me!"

[Azog]

(That would only be 50 elves if you actually read your post)

Azog turns to Nain and speaks, "Seeing that you have quit the Dark Legion, you are hereby an Elf."

Azog flips backward, landing with an ELFTRACKER in his arm. He fires the massive weapon, and the missile hits Nain with such force, that the threads of his muscles snapped on impact.

Out spilt red blood, staining the grass, and many shreds of flesh lay scattered out upon the ground.

A torn calf muscle lay in a pool of blood. It was immediately taken care of by the birds of the air, and the beasts of the field.

Nain was gone from the Dark Legion once again... woulld he ever dare return again?

[Ecthelion]

Nain's ghost sneeks up behind Azog with an ORCINATOR 2000. He fires a huge missle decapitating Azog and killing him. Nains ghost flies away then to wherever he feels.


SCORE
Nain's Ghost - I

[Azog]

Azog sticks out his real head, for he knew of Nain's stupid revenge schemes. He picks up the prop and pegs an elf with the head.

[Azog]

*music*

------BOSS FIGHT------

Prepare to Battle Legless, the elf without any legs... Do not be fooled by his shortness of limbs, for he makes up for it with his Super-Duper Autorifles, one in each of his 12 arms.

*more music*

Azog takes a quick shot at one of Legless's many arms. The bullet passes through Legless' arms, and the guns falls with a clatter to the ground.

"One down," Azog mumbles, "And eleven to go." he curses and ducks behind a tree.

(Working together might help in this battle. Guys, don't get to close, because elves are gay.)

[MacAddict]

Hearing Legless's crys of pain, A Mad Sea Cow comes out of nowhere, A 1.4 Ghz, Dual G4 Processor, contained in an Apple Powerbook, with 3 Gigs of DDR Ram comes flying through the air and whacks Legless in the head, Killing him instantly. "That counts as 500" says the Mad Sea Cow.

~MacAddict

[Azog]

"Nay, 'tis only but one kill, although a valiant one." Azog replies, welcoming his Mad Sea Cow Productions friend.

Azog puts away his ELFTRACKER, and FAMAS, and walks to A Mad Sea Cow, who is actually a wizard clad in the battle raimant of the great cows of old.

"Bloody Elves! Their ways sicken me, and I feel as if I must vomit on Legless's corpse."

Azog walks over the the many armed, yet footless elf, and pukes in its general direction. He returns to A Mad Sea Cow.

"I see that you are wise in the ways of the powerbook. I shall give you 300 kills."

[MacAddict]

From there we entered moria for no real reason. There were rumors that elves had been seen going in there from time to time. Then from deep within moria we heard a sound that only could be... Elves! As we made our way toward the noise, we found someone we did not expect to meet... ElfGore the Smasher, Ruler of all evil dwarves! "Tis good to see you" I said "lets go kill those Elves!". "As it is to see you Mad Sea Cow and Azog, what brings you to these parts?". "Elven Dinner!" We made our way down the 'short stair'.

~MacAddict

[Azog]

The 'short stair' was, against its name, very lengthy- about 30 steps- and ran for a great distance- from my computer to the refridgerator basically...

The company finished the long walk in 3 days, not stopping once for a break- we stopped thousands of times... ;)

Up ahead were more elves, and more new victims of the party's weapons.

[MacAddict]

After a week of sleep, Mad Sea Cow went out to scout the area. He was confronted by 8 elves, then selecting his "Multi-book" he fired. The book hit all 8 elves killing them instatly. Azog and ElfGore came to see what the noise was. "It was only a few loser scouts" I said "but there'll be more so get ready!"

~MacAddict

[MacAddict]

Now with our streight fully returned we continued down the 'short' stair. When we arrived at the bottom there was a HUGE pile of tasty fried elf-flesh just waiting for Azog. We don't know where it came from but it was prolly the balrog's doing. Just as Azog was about to eat, a bunch of elves came from under the shadows and began to scweel like little babys so Mad Sea Cow selected his KaBoomaBook and fired (the KaboomaBook flys toward its target a explodes killing most anything). So i figure i got about 27 kills off that.

~MacAddict

Note: Come on Azog and C496 post or i'll have to keep killing all the evles and get all the points:D
My current score is 335 .

[Azog]

Azog leapt forward, armed with a FAMAS. His eyes darted across the corridor, searching for the fell sight of the vilest of beings... elves. He fired a few rounds into the dark, and piercing screams ensued. He turned to face a tall commander, with two heads, and deformed arms. Azog dove backwards, missing the blow aimed at him. He fired at the elf commander's face, sending 30 bullets into the head of the Gelf. One head was gone. Azog ran forward, and rammed the barrel of his gun into the Gelf's throat. He pulled the trigger, and what remnants of brains the Gelf once had were now strewn across the floor. Azog, removed the blood-stained gun and mowed down two dozen more of the foul 'its'. Screams of pain, and constipation filled the air... Azog leapt high into the air, and as he jumped, he pulled his ELFTRACKER out. He fired. Many limbs flew through the air, and few of the attacking elves were left to mourn their losses. The few left… Well, they were killed as well.

[C496]

The mourning elves were soon brought down with the mighty axe of elfgore their heads rolling towards the feet of azog and the mad sea cow. "Come on" said elfgore are going to stare a those heads all day. So on they went for no apparent reason traveling through moria.

[MacAddict]

After hours apon hours of eventless walking we came to the door that lead out of Moria. Guarding it were a bunch of really stupid elves prancing around slaping thier chests saying "Oh Legolas we love you!" ElfGore looked at Azog who intern looked at Mad Sea Cow who forgot he was the last one and looked the wall, realizing this he charged at the ******* elves <Now entering bullet time> Loading his Multi-Book, he fired 6 shots at the 12 elves :Note- these are 2x hit Books: killing each of them. <now leaving bullet time> The last was heard saying "Oh legolas..." and so Azog got a tasty meal. Elf Gore and Mad Sea Cow fried what was left of the Watcher who died from natraul causes and ate it messily.

~MacAddict

[C496]

So finally after a couple cups of wine and fried watcher hey finally started walking again afte getting over the heartburn it had given them. So as they were walking and walking and slaying a few hundred eles here and there they kept waking.

[MacAddict]

After many uneventful hours the party came across a large billboard which read "Legolas Convention! This weekend all legolas lovers converge for a meeting with you favorite elf!" Exit 257 Rivendell.
*An evil smile passes over each of the party members* "Prepare yourselves to rid the world of a greatly stupid thing!!"said Azog. "Aye lets get 'em" said Mad Sea Cow. "Soon the elves will know why i am ElfGore" said uh ElfGore. And so we marched on the rivendell...


~MacAddict

[Azog]

As the convention center came nearer, various elves were seen, doing what elves do- being gay. The elves were shot down, and their spirits left for the Halls of Valhalla, only to be killed again there later...

The center was bustling with elves, for a few minutes. After which, none were to be seen... at least none that were alive...

The elves were split up into two sections: females, and males that looked and acted like females. The sections piled into the sky, and as Azog counted the dead, Elfgore and Mad Sea Cow Ransacked the convention center.

Soon the building fell, due to some highly explosive iBombs (thanks Mad Sea Cow:D).

[MacAddict]

After much Slicing by ElfGore and a lot of slinging of KaBoomaBooks by MadSeaCow, The building fell. They continued to kill variuos LLs on their way to the "Rivendull hotel", where the leader of the LLs himself resided, Legless's Clone (The Real Legolas)! He/it met us on the way, MadSeaCow drew his Chrono/KaBoomaBook (a custom weapon), Then Azog stepped forth and said "Let me handel this idiot" "Very well, I shall go look for Arwen, she will make a good pratice target for my new HomingBook" Said MadSeaCow. "And ElfGore
, go find the rest of the LLs and raise your score a bit ;) .


~MacAddict

[BranMuffin]

Name=BranMuffin
Age=Old enough to legally do the things I've been doing all along.
Height=Depends on what shoes I wear.
Weight=Yeah.....its a lot.
Gender= Male and proud of it.
Abilities=Superhuman marksmanship, able to run short distances somewhat fast(thus the reason I'm a marksman), can touch items and automatically know how to use them(very useful), and can chicken peck with the best of them.
Race=Big(unknown)
Weapons=Sniper rifle and whatever else I find, but who needs more than one shot. Oh and a massive Starcraft armada to do my bidding(nuclear launch detected).:D

Hello all I will be joining you on your Quest. Gentlemen I give you.... CORN. Exploding popcorn is deposited on nearby elf village by Terran Battlecruiser then followed by Firebat troops. BOOM. Not even gonna count the deaths just pieces of elves everywhere.

[Azog]

"Hello BranMuffin. It is always nice to have a (star)crafty sniper along. Just don't nuke us, okay?" Azog said

A rouge elf walked out and fell dead. Bran Muffin had purposefully dropped his gun and it had fired, killing the elf.

"Wow, good shot." Azog said, dropping his ELFTRACKER onto the ground.

[BranMuffin]

"Twas nothing", said BranMuffin. Then reaches for Azog's ELFTRACKER and mounts it upon his shoulder. Azog looks in disbelief as BranMuffin aims to the sky. Followed by a shot into what seems nothing but wait.....three days later an elf pack that was leftover (somehow) is suddenly blown to bits by the missle shot so long ago.

[Azog]

Somehow seeing this or reading the large sign in the sky that said 'an elf pack that was leftover (somehow) is suddenly blown to bits by the missle shot so long ago', the company threw a party. All the Orcs and Wargs came and soon the remains of the Legolas Lovers were gone.

[MacAddict]

Having found Arwen's lair, MadSeaCow ventured in, arming his newly designed "HomeingBook" with a bit of "MegaBook" for extra destructive power;) . Arwen jumped out snarling and said "Sdhgiarisaurgh". I believe it was some LL Laugage. MadSeaCow fired! Arwen tried to run and dodge the book by cutting corners to no avail! (MadSeaCow had installed a manual override which would let him fly the thing). The book hit her with such force that she was blown into the cave wall (killing her). Her petrified body is now a display in the "Catacombs of Rivendull" exhibit. MadSeaCow left the cave and met up with the rest of the party. Only to realize that they hadn't attacked Lothlorien while they were on the other side of the mountains. An evil grin passed over BranMuffin's face, "I'll just send one of my Terran Battlecruisers!" And so well ate a meal in Rivendull while Lothlorien was blown to bits. They could even hear the Nuke exploding, hundereds of miles away.

~MacAddict

[BranMuffin]

After the meal at Rivendull we venturers were so full we became restful and sleepy. Slightly dozing off we did not hear the massive LL fan club come upon us. But Mad Sea Cow's Powerbook alerted us and at the snap of BranMuffin's finger the ground quaked and all were afraid except BranMuffin for he knew what followed. Just then the ground exploded unearthing 150 Hydralisks who then devoured the LL fan club. With a smile BranMuffin said "Never are we caught off guard or have no protection, they should know better. There will be much elf blood spilt for thier stupidity!"

[Orwell]

MORTALS FEAR, for I am joining the greatest of hunts, the hunt for the occursed elves. I am the slayer, I am the bane elves, I am Orwell, THE ALL FATHER. With my unparelelled writing skills, (note: Tolkien is beyond being called a writer, and his writing is just not worth speaking of as mere peices of literature) I write fantastic means of either single deaths, or mass destruction. my weapon of choice is the standard flame-thrower, with a few upgrades such as splach fuel, which can be used to take out groups, I've added an m-79 (grenade launcher) on, as well as one of my personal favorites, a minigun converter switch. I will invariable become renound for my graphic, verbose, gut-wrenching deaths.( OTHERS' deaths I might add)

[Orwell]

As the party moves on, they are confronted by a small vilage of recently consturcted huts. Mad Sea Cow moves to inspect the huts, when he is mobbed by a group of elves handing him posters and pins of the occursed and many times over killed Legolas. Mad Sea Cow is stunned by this sudden outburst and rendered imoble. Seeing his friend and fellow traveller in danger, Orwell whips out his tursty flamer (don't even comment). He fires a few short bursts, spouting the flaming liquid death over twenty of soof the elves. He fires again, the fifteen or so elves that had been hit by the first but not killed are at this point wishing they had been, their outer extremities being burned of like pork in lit gasoline, their faces buring off as they writhe in agony, their screams echoing off the distant hills. by the time the burning elves realize that this liquid won't wipe off, the have already spread it over their entire bodies, flaming balls of death, spreading the napalm everywhere. the rest of the party is sickened by Orwell's comment when Mad Sea Cow tries to put the elven souls to rest, ending their excruciating misery Orwell-"Let 'em burn". As the pary leaves, an elf lets forth a strangled cry for mercy- "for the love of middle earth, just kill us." Orwells grim reply is "I wouldn't waste bullets on your kind if they grew on trees." the hunting party leaves the make-shift vilage, now an inferno of elvish bodies, no more than a bright smudge on the horison.

[BranMuffin]

Welcome aboard Orwell, but don't get too cockey about the flame thrower my Firebats have those too. But nice additions to it! (BranMuffin touches Orwell's flame thrower in admiration and instantly knows how to use it-just in case)

My Zerglings actually like their food cooked slghtly to crispiness as to break into skin instead of chew it. (its easier on their teeth/fangs)

[MacAddict]

Mad Sea Cow tries to put the elven souls to rest
You make it sound like I care about them!!:mad: :mad: :mad:


~MacAddict

[C496]

quote:
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Mad Sea Cow tries to put the elven souls to rest
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Tries its not too hard!

[Azog]

(Note: Killing other characters is illegal. I ask that both of you modify your posts as not to arouse any tension between you two.)

Azog halts the party until they edit their posts.

[BranMuffin]

Branmuffin is stuck in mid-step and his leg is getting tired! Can't we all just get along, and kill some elves.

[Azog]

"Okay, proceed." Azog says

*5 Steps later*

"Stop.... Go... Stop.... Look, an elf..." says Azog.

Azog's ELFTRACKER was intantly targeting the elf. It fired and killed it, leaving a rather large amount of limbs.

"Don't elves only have 2 legs? I see 14...." remarks Elfgore.

[BranMuffin]

"Maybe it has been in the position of LL for too long and has become mutated!" BranMuffin says with a peculiar look and an eyebrow raised in somewhat of puzzlement. BranMuffin then boards one of his Vulture's cycles and rides to the next town to scout out the next killing spree. But much to his surprise the town has been levelled for quite some time, the rest of the party is puzzled as well (after they caught up). Then Mad Sea Cow remebers the name of the town, Windozeopia, apparantly they had an IRQ problem and the Town crashed by itself. Just goes to show that elves are stupider than they look.

[Orwell]

as the party does indeed move on, they incoutner a lone elf. Azog pulls out his elftracker, but Orwell stays the weapon"Let me Take This one. I have discovered one of my powers*. as an author, I can subject a being to the suffering of a character of my books. I think I'll put this elf in room 101.** he should break nicely there." the elf is instantly transported to room 101 in the minestry of love and subjected to the same thing as winston*

getting back to the doings of the party, as it moves on, the party encounters something unexpected, a group of swine. though it would be apt to call the elves by such a name, it is in fact pigs. upon closer inspection the pigs are found to be the very pigs Orwell created in his book "Animal Farm". As a dispute breaks out wether the pigs should be broght along, killed, or left in peace, Orwell pulls out his flame thrower and covers the pigs in orange flaming napalm. there is a terrible squealing and a smell of bacon, as the pigs are burnt ot cinders Orwell-"I never liked those pigs anyway."

[BranMuffin]

A green net (Zerg Queen's Ensnare ability) then surrounds the burning pigs and are transported by one of Branmuffin's Seige Tanks to the nearest supply depot for later use(mmm.....Bacon).

Suddenly an avid LL jumps from behind a tree and knocks everyone to the ground (he's a bigun'). Then the LL suddenly explodes; having gained enough energy since the Ensnare, the Zerg Queen uses her Spawn Broodling ability-instantly killing the LL and creating two broodlings. The two Broodlings then scatter about and kill 23 more LLs that were hiding(as if that's possible with this group).

[greypilgrim]

What the **** is going on in here!:D

[BranMuffin]

Enough scarey stuff to scare the scariest of all scariers!
That is what is going on here. Just having fun making up stuff and letting our imaginations run free.

[greypilgrim]

I'm in!:D

A huge troll with a gripe against elves has been following the party here in secret. He catches up to them.
:confused: ...he sees that the party is halted.
:eek: He looks at the death and destruction around the place.
:rolleyes: He isn't used to killing just for fun.
:mad: He spots the elf that Azog spotted with his elf-radar.

Bill runs full speed at the elf, who shot an arrow intpo his belly during the charge. Bill was full of rage and plowed over the elf. Stopping, he lifts up his hammer and brings it down on the prone elf, crushing his skull. Then Bill ties the long-chain he is carrying around it's body. He drags the elf's body to the river-bank and flings it 50 feet over the water. The elf lands with a splash and floats away.

-->Agar the Black is running up the road to catch up with his scout.

[Azog]

"Hail traveler!" proclaims Azog, glad to have another vile villian in his sinister squad. "You turned that elf into a D-elf, a dead elf."

The troll smiles, revealing its black crooked teeth.

"Care for a tic-tac?" asks Azog, before seeing Agar. "Is this yours?" He asks, patting the troll on the knee.

[greypilgrim]

Agar catches up, huffing. "Yes, yes ...it is mine! But I didn't buy him, hehheh. No. He's mine really. Please don't touch him. Thanks!
BILL! get OVER here now!" Agar screams at the top of his lungs...

:eek: , looks at Azog, :rolleyes: , runs back to Agar. :( ...

*Agar jumps up and slaps the troll on the mouth.* "Let that be a reminder for you! Orcs are foul and will carve you up! Watch it!"
:rolleyes: , Bill hates when agar acts like that.

-->I'm just gonna mess around and try to control 2 characters for a bit.:D Cool.

[BranMuffin]

I've been controlling an entire army does that count, but they seem to pop up out of nowhere.....oh yeah duh forgot i keep using my Arbiter's recall ability.

"What do i look like an orc?..... Starcraft is not Warcraft in space!"-quote from Aldaris in Starcraft Brood War.

[BranMuffin]

Hath my party left me tither? Alone to slaughter?

[MacAddict]

I'm sad to say I have had no idea for more elf slaughter :( , But i will bring them here when they come back to my mind!


~MacAddict

[BranMuffin]

The creative mind is hard to come by for some i guess?

On with the slaughter!!!!!

The party stops to make camp for a spell to rest thier weary minds and concentrate on the upcoming battles.

[MacAddict]

Fellow Warriors,

I have come up with a new plan and set of enemys. What so ye that we declare war against another stupid, evil force in the world? The Retared Harry Potter! My idea is that we do what we've been doing to all the elves of ME to all of the forces of HarryPooter. 1st we take out a couple thousand stupid fans then we move on to those who wasted film making the movies and finally the Boss, J(e)R(k) Rowling! What say ye?



~MacAddict

[Tirmintus]

MY ONLY RP CHARACTER IS AN ELF! oh well. I'll get a new one. How many can you get?

[MacAddict]

Do to the overwhelming responce and lack of interest I will say forget what I said and do what you want, it seems we are dead in here, sadly :( .


~MacAddict

[BranMuffin]

I'M GETTING BETTA'
SORRY ABOUT THE MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE

DEAD YOU SAY:confused:
OH YOU THOUGHT THAT I WAS DEAD NO NO NO NO
I WAS MEERLY DEEEEEPLY SLEEPING YES YES THAT'S WHAT IT WAS. I WOULD THINK YOU COULD TELL BY THE SNORING.DUH

GOOD IDEA ABOUT THE HAIRY POOTER SLAUGHTERNESS. LET'S GO. AS WE HAVE SEEMED TO DESECRATED OR DEVOUR EVERY KNOWN ELF AND PROBABLY SOME WE DON'T KNOW:)

[Lothiriell]

I am an elf and before you all start killing me, let me make one thing clear. i want to be a member of your dark legion slaughterhouse and deliver a final blow to the sob legolas. my name is lothiriell and i am a dark elf. legolas used to be my lover. he left me waiting in my home in the misty mountains for over four centuries, promising he would return for me. he did not. i turned to the dark lord for comfort and in return he gave me ultimate power. now i am bent on seeking revenge.
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Then, in front of the orc party, appeared a tall elf. they went to fire at her but she stopped them, her dark eyes flashing with the fires of mordor. she produced a black bow of the misty mountains. suddenly from behind the orcs jumped an elf- the brethryn of their final bounty, legolas. shamelessly, the elf loosed an arrow which pierced the elf's head and pinned him to a tree. her name was lothiriell.

[Scatha]

Lothiriell, have you applied for membership of this guild yet?

[Lothiriell]

my elf sight barred the way. tell me how so that i may serve the white hand of saruman

[Scatha]

Well, first of all, the RP's have moved to the MERPG. (all but this thread)

To join there, you can go here:

http://www.middle-earth-rpg.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=154&perpage=20&pagenumber=4

So if it is RP-ing you seek, go join at the thread I listed the link for.

[BranMuffin]

I don't remember if I applied for membership. If not here's my card.

And Lothiriell this thread is not a real serious RP, its very light-hearted and meant to be funny/hillarious/gut-buster/medic/enjoyable so have fun wilst killing. Make up stuff.

[MacAddict]

For the reason that all RPs have been relocated to ME-RPG (http://www.middle-earth-rpg.com) I now declare Azog Sensational Slaughterhouse, closed. So there will be no more posts. Our time of joyful slaughter has come to an end, it was a wonderful and well spent time, but it is now over. I wish my fellow hunters farewell!


The End

~MacAddict

[Azog]

Suddenly, the heavens opened, and a large meteor fell from the sky. It's radiance was overwhelming, bringing men, orcs, elves, dwarves, trolls and all other creatures to the dust, blinded eternally. Only the devout followers of darkness were able to see, but they were weakened by the power in the immense ball of fire. It seemed as if the very souls of the dead would rise, just to get a view of the great action.

Azog bashed the brains of a dead elf against a wall that seemed to coincidentally appear. Blood splattered everywhere, causing all to be joyful. It was just like when you kill a lurker in Starcraft, except 5 times as bloody, and instead of a lurker, it's an Elf.

Anyways...

The meteor crashed into the earth with mighty might, causing the ground to shake. Cracks opened in the burnt ground, and the corpses of the dead fell through. They burnt to a crisp, since they fell into the core of the world.

When it was all said and done, only the small party of Elf-hunters was left, until out of the meteor stepped....

[TRANSMISSION ENDED]

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