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Ancalagon
11-22-2002, 08:20 PM
I have always been a firm advocate of Santa Claus and his generosity. However, it seems he has stopped visiting me for many years now! Where is he? Does he really exist or am I simply too old to get pressies from the jolly, fat, red bringer of gifts?

What do you think? At what point in your life does Santa stopped coming down the chimney?

Anamatar IV
11-22-2002, 08:25 PM
when you first ask your parents about s. claus and they say he doesnt exist and you sau your friends told you he does and then you get into a huge fight in school against all the santa supporters and end up eating the crayons behind the teachers back...but thats just me;)

Its never too soon to tell your kids santa's a hoax.

Talierin
11-22-2002, 09:31 PM
Are you SURE you didn't eat him last dancing session you had with him?

My family never did Santa........ or the Easter Bunny, heh

Aerin
11-22-2002, 09:56 PM
What's nice is when you're old enough to get a driver's license, and still get S. Clause presents.. ;)

Though now I tell 'im what I want.. heehee

Beorn
11-22-2002, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Ancalagon
Does he really exist or am I simply too old to get pressies from the jolly, fat, red bringer of gifts?

I think Anc stopped slipping into his second personality every Christmas time...

Celebthôl
11-22-2002, 10:02 PM
well i kinda didnt believe coz i never had a chimney for him to go down and my mum said he had the key to our door, so that kinda scared me and now well damned age ruins it!

Thôl

Ice Man
11-22-2002, 10:04 PM
Santa Claus is in prison for drunk driving.

ROFL = Rolling On the Floor Laughing

Kellivara
11-22-2002, 10:36 PM
*iz laughing* Arcanjo, watch that abbreviation! ur ONLY allowed to use lol, or nething that DOESN'T stand for a curse word:) (I should know, me and blade have gotten warning points for it x_x)

neway, my mom puts presents under the tree every year, so, yea.

oh, and my chimney goes directly into a woodstove soooooo.......I think it'd be hilarious to see that.......mwaha.

Ice Man
11-22-2002, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Kellivara
*iz laughing* Arcanjo, watch that abbreviation! ur ONLY allowed to use lol, or nething that DOESN'T stand for a curse word:) (I should know, me and blade have gotten warning points for it x_x)

neway, my mom puts presents under the tree every year, so, yea.

oh, and my chimney goes directly into a woodstove soooooo.......I think it'd be hilarious to see that.......mwaha.

I'll edit my post. :)

Ancalagon
11-22-2002, 11:08 PM
I see Mr Burns is on that list with a mere 1Billion..............I was sure he had a Trillion Dollar note at one point!

I have one also, I just made it:D

Ice Man
11-22-2002, 11:12 PM
Santa Claus should go to a Spa.

Celebthôl
11-22-2002, 11:46 PM
yeah but Anc that cuban leader whats his face stole it off of them when they tryed to buy cuba (them being homer mr burns and smithers)

and wow a whole trillion you must be happy?!

Thôl

Wolfshead
11-23-2002, 12:49 AM
I was amazed at how long my parents would swear blind to me that Santa existed. Even after one Christmas, I couldn't sleep, and then my dad came into my room and I watched him with my eyes almost shut, put presents in the pillowcase at the end of my bed. I even noted the time on my clock. Their insistence got quite ludicrous after a while. Anyway...

Legolam
11-25-2002, 11:51 AM
Santa's a hoax????!!!?? :eek: :eek: :confused:

I STILL get presents from Santa. I think Anc's just been a bad boy recently ....

Beorn
11-27-2002, 05:27 AM
I know who Santa is!

It's gotta be WM! He's an elusive benefactor if I ever saw (that's figurative...) one!

:D

Talierin
11-27-2002, 05:39 AM
:O! It could be! Have we ever seen any pics of WM?!?!?!

Arvedui
11-28-2002, 08:25 AM
I think Anc's just been a bad boy recently ....

There! You've got the answer, Anc. Did Santa visit you regularely before you became a member of the mod squad?;)