Whats Going On with the DL?

[ILLOTRTM]

Has the Dark Legion fallen into shadow? Or am I unaware of its existance cloaked by mystery? In short: What happened? I'm just curious where all my evil little friends have gone.... *sigh* must I continue in my evil ways alone? :( :confused: :D :D

[Anamatar IV]

eh. My wizards isnt in an rp yet. *zaps cora into a frog and spears her* I think i found my lunch! Thats evil!

[ILLOTRTM]

*Cora spits spear out and turns herself back into a hobbit.* "Oh, yeah that's real mature and evil, uh-huh. *Sticks nose in the air* "Amature*

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar turned cora into a frog again and, with his staff, spun heraround really fast thousands of times. Then he put her in the road to get run over.

[ILLOTRTM]

Cora hops quikly out of the road, though an on comming car runs over one of her front toes. Turning once again into a hobbit, she inspects her hand. "Ah! I broke a nail! and I just had a manicure, too!" Casting a dark evil look at Anamatar, she turns him into the other kind of nail, whips up a magical hammer and smashes him on the head, then turns him into a grain of sand and sprays him with a water gun, (Don't worry, it's not suppose to make sense :p ) THEN she turns him back into himself- with a huge zit on the end of his nose. "Now THAT is evil.... nobody messes with my nails."

[Anamatar IV]

anamatar applied cream to his zit and zapped cora on pluto. Im done fighting you.

[ILLOTRTM]

Cora looks at the planet around her, pulling her cloak tighter. *Looks over the side of the planet to see if any other evil people arrive.*

[Snaga]

Don't worry. Most of the bad guys are still around. Perhaps not all keeping up on their bad guy duties. But the Dark Lord just sacked Minas Tirith, if you are interested. That's gotta be bad!:D

[ILLOTRTM]

Cora leaps off pluto and lands right next to Snaga. "Yay some evil's happening around here!"

[Snaga]

Hey Cora, what's up? Did you have an evil plan in mind? Poisoning the oat-meal of Rohan perhaps?

[Turgon]

The Dark Lord sacked Minas Tirith without me? Now that is evil!?!

[Snaga]

Hey Turgon, I think he would have accepted some help from you. There is still Gondorian resistance at Dol Amroth I believe. You could check it out, and send in an armada of Corsairs...

[ILLOTRTM]

Cora smiles with glee at the sound of evilness going on. "Poison the oat-meal of Rohan? Sounds fun.... :D

[Snaga]

Don't worry Cora there are many things I could tell you about. I've been in this evil game for a long long time. I've done some nasty things in my time.

For instance did you know there is an old ruined fortress at top of the Vale of Anduin, just where the waters of the river issue from the Grey Mountains and the Misty Mountains. It is just where we orcs consider to be the edge of our lands. It was founded by the ancestors of Eorl the Young, and there are lots of dead horsemen buried there.

We dug up lots of skulls and stuck them on sticks, just for the hell of it. After all, a bit of grave desecration never did no harm did it?

But if I could just find a friendly necromancer, we could turn them into an undead army, and send them off to annoy those hairy bear-men guys. Muahahahahaha cough hahaha cough ha ha urgh........ excuse me....

[Azog]

I am afraid our only Necromancer was kicked out of the dark legion for "funeral crashing". Who needs an undead army anyway when you have orcs.

[ILLOTRTM]

This is true, but why use orcs when the undead are so much more.... fun? *Cora pulls a skull out of her pack and starts playing catch with it.*

[Snaga]

Orcs attacking the Beornings? Nothing wrong with it at all. Been there done that. Had a lot of fun. Heavy resistance at the Carrock if I remember rightly. Blood in the river. Those were the days!

* Thwacks Cora's skull a great distance with a dwarves shinbone *

(I mean the skull Cora was playing with btw!:D)

[Khamul]

WOW!!! Posts in the Dark Legion! Maybe we can get this thing rolling again.

[ILLOTRTM]

Well, that was my original intention when I started this thread....
*looks at the skull, still flying away, and pouts* Oh, there goes ANOTHER skull, now I have to get another one! *grabs the shinbone and gets and evil look in her eye* Anyone want to make a donation?

[Snaga]

* reaches into his bag and hands Cora a skull * Here you are. This was some Gondorian wench I chanced upon, hanging out her washing. She made a nice meal, but I got indigestion afterwards.

[ILLOTRTM]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, but at least she's been recycled! *starts to play hacky-sack with the skull*

[Khamul]

Suddenly Drygo notched an arrow to his bow, fitting it with ease, malice flowing through his every pore. Loosely he held the bow, tightly drawing the string far back, his fingers let loose, and ILLOTRTM dropped to the floor, dead.

[Azog]

"O da**!" exclaimed Azog. "We'll just have to find another hacky-sack kicker person thing... yeah."

[Khamul]

"Wait! She's back! Azog, you idiot, stop it!"

[ILLOTRTM]

*sits up and pulls arrow out of her* "Dang, this is gonna hurt tomorrow... Now what was that all about? How nice is that? I'm officialy insulted!" *turns around and folds arms*

[Khamul]

"No, you are officially a dorc" (Dead Orc)

[Snaga]

* slaps Drygo around a bit * I dont like that joke.:mad: ;)

[Khamul]

"Hah, well at least my britches are up!"

[Galdor]

I don't get it, how can you be a member of the HI and of the DL at the same time? I mean, aren't the HI and DL supposed to be bitter enemies in the rp world?

*Galdor runs away to take over the HI as Leader of the Grand Counsel since Anamatar has now been found to be a part of the evil DL. As he runs he screams "Traitors, Traitors!!" at the top of his lungs.*

[Khamul]

He actually isn't in the guild.

[Ciryaher]

What good is evil if it is lazy and pathetic evil? Why I've seen sea-slugs that do more evil than you do, and don't have all the pointless talk! So ha!

[Khamul]

*Yawns*

Well, can't say much than that.

[Ecthelion]

What happened to us? Is the DL like near death or something or what????

[Ecthelion]

Ok this is dumb now. The DL is basically gone. I am out. Peace out bad guys.

[Ancalagon]

Any chance you could possibly link in some of the other sections; Rangers or Soldiery in order to spice things up a little? Take a collective look at how things are going and see what you can come up as a group? I can guess a few people would have a few ideas for this Guild in order to get it moving again!!!

[Morwen]

As I understand it, Dain, the DL is sort of on 'hold' at the moment. We are waiting for Ciryaher to return from his lovely vacation so that we may continue with the war. If you haven't noticed, the Senate is also not very active. Once Ciryaher returns, I'm sure things will pick up.

[Ecthelion]

Too late for me (its Nain btw ;) ). I have finally gone back to my roots in The Rangers. But good luck once the war picks back up.

[Khamul]

Where is that annoying father of yours?

[Ecthelion]

Beats me, he posted on the Mornclaur thread, but I havent seen him since. Maybe he died.

[Khamul]

Doubt that, maybe he thought we were mean. :( How untrue.:D

[Ecthelion]

Or maybe both :)

[Khamul]

Untrue and mean? Maybe if it were used in that context...

[Ecthelion]

Maybe we were SO mean he killed himself?

[Azog]

Maybe we were SO mean he killed himself?

So you are now a member again... There is no 'we' in Nain, Nain.

[Khamul]

That was mean!

[Ecthelion]

I am talking in the past. In the past when Dain was here there was a WE.

[Khamul]

How can you be talking in the past? Do you mean about the past?;) :confused: :rolleyes:

[Ecthelion]

SO MUCH CONFUSION!!!!!!!!!!SAVE ME!!!!!!!
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[Ecthelion]

I was saying that IN the past WE were mean and that NOW Dain killed himself and NOW I'm not in the DL. I think thats about right:rolleyes: :)

[Khamul]

We will find something, don't worry. ;)

[Snaga]

If you think about it, every post is someone talking in the past, by the time you actually read it.

[Ecthelion]

Will the confusion every stop? Or are you all going to confuse me to the deathbead next to Dain?:cool: