The Java Coffee House

[FREEDOM!]

*Continues to play Scottland The Brave* i didn't think anyone could fall asleep listening to the bagpipes!:( :D

[Mablung]

I take that as a challenge Ive slept through a 7 point earthquake before this is no sweat.

*Crosses his arms lies back and falls asleep.*

[Nefmariel]

*comes back in for a minute* before I start again can I have a mocha?

[Kellivara]

I dun work here but--when has that stopped me before? *gets Nef a mocha*

[Nefmariel]

thanks kell *drinks the whole thing* back to practice.

[Oren]

God, the Mods are really going to kill us now....I haven't been on here for like a fay and over 30 posts!! wow....

[Nefmariel]

I hope they don't I like this place its cool, another Mocha please.

[Oren]

Well, they've been all over munchkin about having this place and some of them (not giving any names) are trying to delete it... *Gets up and grabs Nefmariel a mocha*

[Nefmariel]

thank you. so how is every one else???

[Valdarmyr]

"Not bad considering," says the man who stands in the doorway, then closes the door and advances across the wood floor toward the counter, the muffled clattering of his boots heard above the din. "I've heard talk of strange folk abroad. Anyone else heard this? By the way, what do you recommend for a pick-me-up, not too sweet?"

[Nefmariel]

weren't you that gollum guy? *says skeptically at the man who walked in*

[Dragonblade]

*glides up next to Beragorn* Strange folk? What news?

[munchkin]

Your right. I think it is him. Yea, people have been giving me **** about the abount of spam here. It could be deleted.

[munchkin]

BTW: Love the sig, dragonblade. I just got that CD for Christmas. That is the best song! What other bands you like(other than System of a Down;) )?

[Nefmariel]

If I put stupid stuff I will delete it, can I have a mocha please? yes the user name is the same so are you the golum guy?!?!

[FREEDOM!]

Great, i've been warned for spamming i don't know where either, and i've been warned for personal attacks and i don't know where either, this makes me mad!:mad:

[Kellivara]

look on the bright side Freedom, Dragonblade still has more points than u:P

[Nefmariel]

can I have another light ale? just for a subject starter: hey Freedom I got my Avatar to work!

[Marenautha]

Hey Nefmariel! How in the world do you already have that many posts?! You've been here about as long as I have.:confused:

[Nefmariel]

I am on alot nothing else much to do, I guess I'll get my mocha *gets sips* yum!

[Oren]

*She comes in annoyed and grumbling* I don't see why I had to go to skewl...IT'S NOT FAIR!! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR I TELL YA!! *Grrrrrr...* I wanna go home!! *She plops down on the couch and starts to cry*

[FREEDOM!]

Thats a cool avie Nef. School! aaarrrggghhh! i hate school! i don't like the mods either, cause they hate me!

[Nefmariel]

thanks for the comment. there is no word that can describe how much I hate school. why do the mods hate you FREEDOM!?

[FREEDOM!]

I think they hate me cause...

1) i've changed my name 3 times

2) My sig was too long

4) i've cussed once or twice

5) I don't always listen to them

6) I post pics of things in the photo album, but never pics of me

7) I'm alot better:D ;) :rolleyes:

8) other.....mods please specify

any one of those reasons

[Nefmariel]

ah I see well some of that is ok but some is absured no disrespect to mods, or FREEDOM!.

[Beorn]

Originally posted by FREEDOM!
Great, i've been warned for spamming i don't know where either, and i've been warned for personal attacks and i don't know where either, this makes me mad!:mad:

You've been warned for spamming HERE (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=209627#post209627)

You've been warned for personal attacks HERE (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=184807#post184807)

You've been warned for cursing HERE (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=210717#post210717)

Funny how you reported a post with cocky in it, yet you didn't report a post above with the same curse you used...HMMM...

1) i've changed my name 3 times
Yes, what was it at first? I remember William Wallace...don't remember the others

2) My sig was too long
Not only have I been nice about it, up until this point, but I also gave you the friggen code to make the signature fit, and you still didn't use it. THEN, you get all pissed when I start to get aggrivated.

4) i've cussed once or twice
Yes, and you've been warned for it...

5) I don't always listen to them
We've certainly found out.

6) I post pics of things in the photo album, but never pics of me
We're trying to keep it as cleared out as possible! There are 50 or 60MBs of attachments, sitting on the server that WM owns and operates for your usage. To tell you the truth, I think you should be grateful you can even still use the forum, considering how much of a problem you've become.

7) I'm alot better
At least I can spell and know the workings of English. A lot. I is capitialized.

8) other.....mods please specify
I would be glad to myself, however, the rules--which you don't seem to comprehend in any way, shape, or form--prohibit me from doing so.

[Nefmariel]

well I hate to say but you asked for it Freedom. *gets a mocha* anyone else want something?

[Dragonblade]

I like the groups Disturbed, Vast, Queen, Rob Zombie...and Ayumi Hamasaki

tehee...twelve warning point...my bad ^_^

I have to go back to school on Monday...arggg...and I have a huge assignment due Wednesday in Math that I haven't even started...hee hee...my bad.

[FREEDOM!]

Originally posted by Beorn
You've been warned for spamming HERE (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=209627#post209627)

You've been warned for personal attacks HERE (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=184807#post184807)

You've been warned for cursing HERE (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=210717#post210717)

Funny how you reported a post with cocky in it, yet you didn't report a post above with the same curse you used...HMMM...


Yes, what was it at first? I remember William Wallace...don't remember the others


Not only have I been nice about it, up until this point, but I also gave you the friggen code to make the signature fit, and you still didn't use it. THEN, you get all pissed when I start to get aggrivated.


Yes, and you've been warned for it...


We've certainly found out.


We're trying to keep it as cleared out as possible! There are 50 or 60MBs of attachments, sitting on the server that WM owns and operates for your usage. To tell you the truth, I think you should be grateful you can even still use the forum, considering how much of a problem you've become.


At least I can spell and know the workings of English. A lot. I is capitialized.


I would be glad to myself, however, the rules--which you don't seem to comprehend in any way, shape, or form--prohibit me from doing so.

K, i did ask for it, but it was not spamming what i was doing was agreeing with whoever it was.

And I was saying that she makes me sick sarcasticly!

And RD sayedSP "said" that "The word" is not a cuss word and he is also a mod! Actually, I didn't. All I said is that I would not have assigned points for it, I never said it was not a swear word. RD

And The word ****ey was bleepeed out so i thought it was a curse word!

The other name was STrider(Aragorn

Actually i did shorten it, it took me a little while to figure out how.

Yes, we have.

I am Grateful, and it sayed forum album so i thought u meant i could post photo's of objects there.

Maybe RD will be my friend. I don't know you well enough to be friends, but I consider you a coleague.

[Nefmariel]

hehe, so how is everyone on this fine evening? I am fine but I am being annoyed by my real life cat! so anyone want something?

[Dragonblade]

lol Nef, I know the feeling, my cat doesn't leave me alone, especially since I've been gone all day, she follows me around and attacks my pants...lol.

[Nefmariel]

yeh Leo sits on the keyboard and types a message! *gets a cappocino for a change * mmm yum

[Mablung]

My dog does that too but he just stares and acts like he wants something.

[Nefmariel]

yeh My dog does that too along with getting her but whooped by Leo! sad isn't it?!? my other dog does that too!

[Mablung]

The only cats that have ever lived with us were my cousins which we took in while she moved... things were menaces they'd act nice and let you stroke them until suddenly they would attack. A typical session would go like this. Cat: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr- hiSS!!!!!!!!! Person stroking the cat: AHHHHHHHHH MY FACE! After awhile we just let them roam free locked in the basement until they were picked up.

[Nefmariel]

well my cats are nice, *gets a iced mocha* man I need to lay of the chocolate! *breakout* eek not another one.

[Mablung]

My motto is you can never have too much chocolate.. unless your literally dying from having too much then you should lay off.

[Nefmariel]

but i have zits galour! and the chocolate causes it but I love it! *gets another mocha *breakout** ah!

[Kellivara]

ummmmmmmmmm..........yea, well ANYWAY, could I have an iced spice mocha please?

[FREEDOM!]

Actually, chocolate does not cause zits. my cat is cool, he is very lazy, but he used to be very aggressive.

[Oren]

OK, you guys, we are really off the subject..I can kinda see why the mods want to get rid of this so much. Munchkin came on the other day and saw this and he kinda freaked out.... So, if you really want to keep this place, PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ get back on coffee house conversation...

[FREEDOM!]

But, this is a coffee store conversation......

I'll take a cappucino.

[Oren]

okay...I just have an objective to the archery...that's getting a little out of hand.... *SHe gets up and gets her a cuppachino*

[FREEDOM!]

Just to lest you know I am a guy not a girl. Ya, the archery was a little bit ... whats the right word..... not coffee shoppish.

[Dragonblade]

Well, seeing as though we can no longer get off topic (even though I have no Idea what the actual topic is) I will order an iced cappuchino...seeing as though that sounds good. *walks over to the couch and plops down, pulling out her newest book 'Interview with the Vampire'*

LOL Freedom, (no offence to whomever refered to me as a male) but the same thing happened to me. Hark, another similarity...ignore me, I am WAY to happy right now.

[Nefmariel]

ok well it seems to and I'll have just a coffee with two creams and three sugars, or I can do that *gets coffe with cream and sugar* yum

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by Dragonblade
Hark, another similarity...ignore me, I am WAY to happy right now.

don't worry, we will:D



anywayz.....that iced mocha would be really great about now......

[Nefmariel]

here Kell *gets Iced Mocha* anyone else need something?

[Snaga]

Wow! I ask for entertainment and you guys bring it! An random weapon shooting type contest, bagpipes, flutes, and an argument with the mods. Go you all!

Yummy and the chocolate torte was tasty too!

*Looks around* Hmm... do you need to have warning points to get in the door of this place?

OK the last time I was in Starbucks this worked wonders, so lets try it here.

*Gets out polystyrene aircraft kit, makes a small plane, and throws it. It loops the loop, and zooms, crash-landing on Oren's head*

Oops! Sorry Oren!:D

[FREEDOM!]

*looks at the airplane* oow oow, planes, i love planes!!:D

Oh, ya a fight with the mods i forgot about that, and ya u do have to have warning points to get in, so nef say something to get yourself warned.....just kiddin...:rolleyes: ;)

[Dragonblade]

If you need warning points to get in here then I think I've over done it...but just by a little.
I'd order a coffee, but I am WAY to happy right now...so I will just get a hot chocolate...like that's any better...oh well, hot chocolate doesn't have as bad an effect as coffee

[Nefmariel]

you think your plane is special? *says in a corner with hood now up* then watch this, this is special *walks to fire and throws in yellow and green powder, the fire starts to form into a white dragon, very small, flies over to plane and picks it up, zooms around the room once then flings it into snaga1's hair, the dragon the crashes into the fire and goes back to normal* now thats special *goes back to corner*

[Kellivara]

oooooooooo.......so amazin.........uh-huh sure:rolleyes:

[Dragonblade]

Kellivara be nice

Seeing as though I am not so hyper today, I think I will have a coffee...please and thank you

[Nefmariel]

*sips coffee still in corner*..thanks for the comments.....

[Kellivara]

gomenasai Shadow-chan.

could I have an iced mocha please?

[Oren]

*Gets up and gets Kell a mocha.* Here ya go... *She misses Celeb and sits down on a chair by the fire*

[munchkin]

Ok, I am mad now. I got 2 or 4 warning points(i cant read the fine print), and I dont know what i did. It better not be about the spam here....... I am gonna go balistic if it is!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Mablung]

No this would just be gone if that were the case

[Wonko The Sane]

*walks to Snaga and kisses him on the forehead, sitting down next to him*

Hey, sweetie.

[Oren]

Ahh, Wonko! Welcome back! Do you need anything?

[Snaga]

* takes plane out his hair, and hugs Wonks * Hiya Sweetness.

* replies to Oren*

She needs me!;) But she also likes Caramel Iced Mochachinos if I remember it right. And crumpets. Do you do crumpets here?

*turns to Nefmariel * No, my plane isn't special. Just fun. You heard of fun, right?

* throws plane, it touches the ceiling, then dive-bombs towards FREEDOM....*

[munchkin]

Originally posted by snaga1
*Looks around* Hmm... do you need to have warning points to get in the door of this place?

I think you might now. I just got two this week for no reason. They didn't even PM me :mad: . Nef, sorry, but you need some warning points;) :D

[Celebthôl]

HAHAHA hiya guys im baaaaaaaack :D , *looks around* hmmm, somthings different round here, oh well *looks for Oren but cant find her* :( , where is she? and welcome back Wonks N Snags!

[munchkin]

Not sure. She isnt at school today. I wonder whats up with her...

Hey, I proably asked you this, but howd you get those warning points? I dont even know how i got mine...

[Celebthôl]

damn that sux, i wanted to see her :( :( :(

and i got them by using language that was not appropriate (sp) for the forum! :rolleyes:

[munchkin]

Oh. Did you get a PM when you got them, because i didnt get one?

[Celebthôl]

nah i got an e-mail from Beorn (he was the one that found um)

[FREEDOM!]

I think the mods are becoming a little too strict......or are we becoming a little too.....uncareful??!! I'll probablly have 16 warning points by the end of the week!

*Watches the plane dive-bomb himself, as it smacks right into his forehead* AHH!!! My eye!!!!!!!!!! ahh!!! got-ya! haha!

Welcome back Snags and Wonks, I haven't seen you guys in forever. You guys have a fun time in Seattle??

[munchkin]

I know. They're driving me nuts!!!!!! I would like to know how I got my warning points.

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by snaga1
* takes plane out his hair, and hugs Wonks * Hiya Sweetness.

* replies to Oren*

She needs me!;) But she also likes Caramel Iced Mochachinos if I remember it right. And crumpets. Do you do crumpets here?

*turns to Nefmariel * No, my plane isn't special. Just fun. You heard of fun, right?

* throws plane, it touches the ceiling, then dive-bombs towards FREEDOM....*

*gives Snaga another kiss, this one on the nose* You're being silly again, baby. Go you! ;) *she gives him another kiss*

*turning to Oren* He's right. I do need him...but I DON'T need an Iced Caramel Mocachino. He's WRONG. I don't like caramel. Blech. I like Vanilla Coffee Frappacinos. He's confused. :) But yes...I need crumpets. With Marmite. ;)

You're going to kill S(A, darling. Are you sure you want to do that?

*Hugs Thôl* Welcome back, Thôl! It's been like...forever!!

*Turns to S(A* Thank you! Yes we had a wonderful time in Seattle! It was the best week of my life!

[Nefmariel]

no what is fun? I never have any, mocha please.

[Dragonblade]

Celeb, my friend scanned the pic of me so it should be on her site within a few days...anyone else interested to know what I look like? I look posessed cause I got major red-eye.

Could I please have a french Vanilla cappuchino...I got jipped out of one a little while ago cause the machine a Tim Hortons was busted.

[Mablung]

Hey sure why not its always interesting to look at possessed people.

[Wonko The Sane]

DB, I've been DYING to know what you look like for a long time! I want to see!!

And Nef, don't ask Snaga what his idea of fun is. He might get banned for telling you...

*looks around nervously* Was that out loud just now? :rolleyes: :D :rolleyes: :D

[Mablung]

Yeah... and its probably a good stopping place too.

[Wonko The Sane]

I was NOT about to continue! Trust me!

Not only would Snaga probably thwack me (not to mention be duly embarrassed) I'd get banned for bringing it up!

Let's talk about coffee beans.

*eats a coffee bean* Needs chocolate.

[FREEDOM!]

I hate my cat!!!!!!! My cat beit me on the finger three times puncuring the skin every time, yesterday!!! I'm going to kill him!! or i could make him wish he was dead by getting him neutered!!!!! AHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! I'm a genious!

Cruel and unusual punishment:D :D

he won't kill me. planes are awesome.

Coffee beans don't taste that good by themselves but they get into the blood stream quicker that way!

Has anybody seen Windtalkers?? THats a GREAT movie!

[klugiglugus]

The animal will not bite you if you are nice to it for much like men stroking helps.;)

*fades away into the abiss to join Eru*

[Oren]

*Oren hears Celeb's vioce, and comes in from the back room.* I'm here! Hello darling! We missed you! *She hugs him and reaches up to kiss his cheek. She then walks over to the coffee counter and pours herself a large coffee* Do you need anything?
I'm sorry about your finger...Please don't do that to your cat!! That's evil!! How dare you...I'm in an animal rights club you know....

[klugiglugus]

*Fades back into the room*
Animal rights activists are cool vivisection is evil!:)

Oren looking nice today although I would not know never seing her befor in my life...:(

Peace be with you...

*Fades out*

[Oren]

*She looks over at klugiglugus (do you have a nickname?) and smiles* Why, thank-you... Yes, I know, arnt they kewl? My friends and i have been working on a project to help these really awsome tigers, I think they are sibearian or something.... We also have a pet whale that we donoate money to! It's really fun!

[Snaga]

* looks in confusion at Wonks* My idea of fun is very wide-ranging. I'm sure not everything I like is insta-ban material.

I like hill-walking... * awaits the mighty mods vengence *

* nothing happens *

You see?

I like volcanoes too.:)

I went to someone's house today and they had this dog, and it was big and friendly, but the whole house smelt of dog-pee. Sorry to share this but it was gross. Animals can have rights when they dont smell so bad.

[Celebthôl]

*runs up behind Oren and picks her up and hugs her tightly and kisses her* i missed you loads babe!

[Oren]

*Oren screams and then laughs and hold tightly onto him. Her coffee falls onto the floor, creating a big mess. She smiles and looks at Celeb*
Great, look what you've done... *She says, Jokeingly. She stands up, and goes out back to get a mop*

[Celebthôl]

*follows her out the back*, ill do it sweetie, you sit down, it was my fault *kisses her nose softly and takes the mop out the front and cleans it up and get Oren another cup* there you go babes!

[Nefmariel]

ah two couples in our midst. how long have the two groups been together?

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by snaga1
* looks in confusion at Wonks* My idea of fun is very wide-ranging. I'm sure not everything I like is insta-ban material.

I like hill-walking... * awaits the mighty mods vengence *

* nothing happens *

You see?

I like volcanoes too.:)

I went to someone's house today and they had this dog, and it was big and friendly, but the whole house smelt of dog-pee. Sorry to share this but it was gross. Animals can have rights when they dont smell so bad.

*Giggles* Ok. You just pretend that I'm the only one with a dirty mind here...I'll play along!

And I don't have any pets anymore.
:( Except for my fish. Fish-bob and Katie..
But I haven't seen them in a while.
:( Soo sad.
Oh well.
I'm going to get myself a little kitten I think. :) We all know how much Snaga loves cats. .;)

[FREEDOM!]

Cats suck!!! Dogs are Awesome!!!!! i'll hurt my cat or my sis' cats or my bro's cat if i want!!

[munchkin]

Look at part of the PM Beorn sent me today!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE]
I warned you for saying **** in the Java Coffee House. It's a few posts above my note to FREEDOM![QUOTE]

[Wonko The Sane]

Um...posting that might get you into trouble there, Munchkin.

Maybe you'd better just sit tight and drink a Capu...you might be rudely awakened with more warning points if you're not careful.

*turns topic*

I had a dog. A dalmation. Rocky. He smells. And he eats Crayons. But he's sweet.
And he doesn't bite.

[Mablung]

My dog eats rat traps beat that

[Wonko The Sane]

My dog's most disgusting habit can be summed up in one word:

"Recycling"

Yeah...think about it.

[Mablung]

Been there seen that I have two dogs and both of them have done it before.

[Nefmariel]

yes my dog does that too, and my cats drink out of the toliet! my CATS! hehe strange eh?

[Wonko The Sane]

Hehe...cats...hehe...*convulses into giggles*
*looks into her coffee cup*

What is this I'm drinking?!

[Mablung]

Looks like coffee grounds...

[Shiprah]

Hello everyone! Pass me a coffee please!

[Nefmariel]

be specific *gets myself, tall, decafe, mocha*

[Shiprah]

I'll have the same please!!

[Celebthôl]

*walks in* hi everybody, *gets all the drinks everyone wants*, hmmm *looks round*, wheres Oren :( ,i miss her, sits on the couch faceing the fire and thinks of Oren :( .

[Bethelarien]

Hello, all! How is everyone?

[Marenautha]

Hi Bethelarian! If you are an elf and a wanderer, you might be interested in joining a new thread that we've got now! PM me if you are interested. We're just getting started so you wouldn't be coming in on the middle of anything and would be more than welcome.

[Marenautha]

Any others that are elfs and wanderers are welcome to PM me about it too!

[Bethelarien]

Sent you a PM! Let me know details!

[Marenautha]

Cool. I'll check my PM's and let you know how to get there!

[Wonko The Sane]

*Stands on head*
I hope Snaga gets her soon.

*waves at Thôl*

Can you grab me a mocha?

[FREEDOM!]

I need a cappuchino. My dog does that too. I hate Chemistry!!!! It's just too anoying!!!!

[Snaga]

*kneels down, and turns his head upside down so he can look Wonks in the eye and give her a kiss *

Why are you standing on your head, dear? You won't be able to drink your mocha like that. Hmmm...

* Gets a straw * That should help.

My first pet was a tortoise. It was a stray we took in.:)

[FREEDOM!]

You guys look strange like that!!!! ah heck, i'll get my own cappuccino.

[Dragonblade]

Alrighty then...er...I missed a lot so I am just going to randomly say...that I am going to steal the pic off of my friends page and put it on mine...well, I can't really call it stealing cause she gave me permission.

And seeing as though I saw some comments on animals...I will just put in a tidbit on how stupid my cat is...firstly, all cats are known to land on their feet when dropped...not my cat. My cat also drinks out of the toilet, AND the bathtub...plus she has this odd habit of running into walls. She also hates everyone except me...tehee...she even hates my mom...and she is clawing my CHAIR! GAHH!!!!!

Could I please have another Vanilla Cappuchino...thank you ^_^

[Marenautha]

Okay. I am having some prblems, I think.
I have posted like one million times and it seems that the number of posts always stays the same! Anyone have any idea why?!

[Marenautha]

See what I mean!?! It always says 30 posts!

[Nefmariel]

well when you do it in this section it doesn't seem to count mine either otherwise I'd have over 1,000! hehe but in other sections it works usually atleast

[Marenautha]

Confusing. I don't see how you have so many, Nef!

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by snaga1
*kneels down, and turns his head upside down so he can look Wonks in the eye and give her a kiss *

Why are you standing on your head, dear? You won't be able to drink your mocha like that. Hmmm...

* Gets a straw * That should help.

My first was a tortoise. It was a stray we took in.:)

*Kisses Snaga back and then takes a sip of her mocha through the straw before righting herself, kissing him again and sitting crosslegged on the floor amongst comfy pillows cuddling her orcling and drinking cofee*

Thank you, sweetie!

My first pet was a dalmation puppy. We named her Heidi after the dog my mum had growing up.

[Oren]

That's kewl! *She walks over and sits next to Celeb* Hey hun...sorry I haven't been on much... Been really busy, and I hd to help Abby fix her e-mail... *She puts her arm around him* But I'll definatly be on tonite!

[Celebthôl]

*kisses Oren* hey baby i missed you, i hope you do get on tonight, *hugs her tightly and smiles at her*

[Oren]

OK...I...missed...you to...but I...gotta...breathe....

[Celebthôl]

alright...only coz i want you too live, *loosens his grip on her and kisses her nose softly* better?

[Oren]

ok *takes a deep breath* thank-you

[Oren]

Well...what buisness we have..... *She sighs and gets up. She pours herself a cappichino. Then she goes back to the couch and sits by the fire. She watches the flames danc around the logs. She stares at it, fully entranced*

[munchkin]

Yea. I know. Buisness has been a little slow lately...

[Mablung]

It should pick up again after exams are over for some people.

[munchkin]

Yeah. Proably...

[Oren]

*sighs and leans back in the chair, wishing somebody would talk to her...*

[Celebthôl]

*strolls in and sits onto her lap*, what you wanna talk bout sweetie?

[Dragonblade]

Exams...aacckkkk...I have three this semester. I'm not supposed to be on the computer cause I am supposed to start studying for my exams that are in like 3 weeks *sigh* but I just spent 4+ hours doing math homework so I don't feel like studying for math...

Could I please have a large vanilla cappuchino...I gotta have my cafeine kick so I don't fall asleep on the keyboard.

[FREEDOM!]

Ha i don't have Exams!!!!!!! Boo-YAAA!!!!! I need a cappucino, hey guess what everyone!!! Wonks and Snags are..... *Snags leans over and whispers into my ear* k, you tell em!

[Mablung]

Yeah I think we've all seen the thread by now FREEDOM and if you haven't check Member Announcements once in awhile...

[Snaga]

Wonks and I are engaged! See this thread here:Snaga and Wonks are ENGAGED!! (http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8841)

*cuddles Wonks*

I have no exams til the summer but so many essays to write its just not funny.:(

[Oren]

Wow! Congrats you guys!! That's amazing! :D:D
*Looks around for Celeb. When she doesn't find him she, curlz up on the couch, reading a book*

[FREEDOM!]

Hey maybe you and Thol will get married! Oh wait, i forgot your only like 14! AHAhAHA! sorry didn't mean to be mean, i guess, oh well, i need a frappucino!

[Oren]

*Looks over the top of the book, dissapointedly at FREEDOM. She shakes her head, and gets up to get him a drink. Then she gives him the frappucino, and then sits back down*

[Celebthôl]

k and wot the hell does age have to do with it? i mean ur bearly older than 14, u should quit mouthing off other TTF members even if it is only joking around coz it does get annoying a boring!
(sorry im in a real bad mood today and i get pi$$ed off really easily ~ Thôl)

aaaaaaaaaaanyway

*strolls in and looks at Oren and kisses her cheek softly and sits next to her quietly looking into the fire*

how is everyone today?

[Oren]

*She turns to Celeb, and cuddles up next to him*
Hey hun, what's wrong?

[Celebthôl]

oh stuff ill tell you later on MSN if your going to be on, but im glad to see you :) , *hugs her tight*

[Oren]

Alright. I should be. I gotta burn some CD's, so I'll most likely be on.
*She hugs him back and goes back to reading*

[FREEDOM!]

My apologies to everyone, i am also having a bad day, and they seem to bring out the worst in me! Age is but a number.

And for the LAST TIME [B][U][I]I AM A GUY!!!!!!![I/][U/][B/]

[munchkin]

Who called you a girl. Anamatar called me one!!!!!!!!

[Oren]

I did... I'm sorry... :o:o...
Lol!! Munchkin, I can't see you as a girl...lol!!

[Celebthôl]

i always knew he was a boy, the name William Wallace kinda gives it away ;) *rests on Oren and reads over her shoulder*

[Oren]

Well, I didn't know...
*She turns and kisses his nose gently*
missed you...

[Celebthôl]

*smiles*, i missed you to babes *falls asleep on her ;) *

(woops hehe dont want a mod seein that)

Soz to all the kids out there, um hehe :o :o :o

[Dragonblade]

In her? Celeb, that just sounds wrong...you might want to edit that.

[Celebthôl]

uh hum thanx DB nice cover!

[Oren]

LOL! oh dear...well, atleast it's fixed!
*Leans on his head and falls asleep also*

[Snaga]

That FREEDOM chick is just kind of a drag don't you think?;)

If I pretend its my birthday will I get a free drink?

[Celebthôl]

duuuh its ur birfday wowie, u gotta ave a free drink *gets him one* im not realy slow, im just not really quick ;)

there ya go Snags, on the house

[FREEDOM!]

Me a drag!! Why of course! JK!:confused: ;) ;) How bout a free drink for everyone!!!

[munchkin]

Ok. We can celebreate because this is the 900 post made here in The Java Coffee House!

[Neothen]

An older man steps into the coffee shop. He is clad in dark robes and his eyes peirce through the room examining everyone. He has grey hair but no beard. He takes a seat at the bar. "Could I have your strongest drink, Oh and the name is Methrer."

[Oren]

*Oren wakes up and gently leaves Celeb's side. She walks over to the coffee maker and gets a strong coffee for Methrer. Then she walks over to him, and hands him the coffee*
Welcome, hope you enjoy our coffee. Feel free to use any of the coffee makers and sit in front of the fire....
*mumbles* Too bad Kell wans't here....She'd spike his drink...
*Then she chuckles*

[FREEDOM!]

Weren't you our cook at one time???

[Neothen]

"My son was the cook here once," Mèthrer said taking a sip of coffee.

[munchkin]

Yeah. We all remember Neothen, dont we?

[Snaga]

* Drinks his drink appreciatively * Thanks Thol!:D

Don't worry FREEDOM I was kidding!;)

[FREEDOM!]

Yes, i already knew that!:D ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

*Snogs Snaga and takes a sip of his coffee*

Mmm...Mwah!

Don't worry, S(A, Snaga likes to pick on people. But he doesn't mean it. :)

[Celebthôl]

hey quit takin all the action Wonks, *snogs Oren*, hehe, hey babes, how are you? sorry we didnt chat much yesturday *hugs her tight*

[FREEDOM!]

Yes, i have already figured that out, its ok, i like jokes!;)

[Oren]

*she gently stroaks Celeb's hair.*
I'm good, you? I'm sad too...I had to go skiing...blah...night skiing is really fun!! Even tho I went over a HUGE jump and almost killed myself...

[Celebthôl]

*smiles at her*, i hope your alright, im a lot better than most days thanx, and i wish i was with you skiing :( , oh well maybe another time ;)

[Neothen]

Methrer finishes his coffee and takes a seat infront of the fireplace. He looks at the two couple next to him and turns away looking into the flames.

[Oren]

That's good.... I wish you had been there too...
*watches Methrer and glares. She then goes back to her book*

[Neothen]

"You know how my son lost his temper a little bit. Well the last person who slightly offended me died long before I lost my temper." Methrer throws another piece of wood in the fire. "Don't cut the line unless your intention are good."

[Celebthôl]

excuse me?

*hugs Oren and reads over her shoulder*
dont worry babes, we dont need them to be happy for us!
are you going to be on MSN tonight?

[Neothen]

Methrer ignores the sarcasm and continues looking into the fireplace.

[Oren]

*Turns and gives hinm a kiss*
Yeah, I will. I gotta go for luike 10 mins, but I'll be back soon.

[Celebthôl]

*kisses her goodbye* c ya in a bit sweetie, *lies back and falls asleep*

[Oren]

Well, I'm back...Hope no one missed me....

[Celebthôl]

*wakes up* i did, come over here and sit with me

[Wonko The Sane]

Thôl, I didn't know the English knew how to ski!!

You have to go to like...a completeley different place OTHER than England just to get to mountains, don't you?

[Oren]

mmmm....hey hun...
-She slides onto the couch next to him.-
What's up?

[Snaga]

* replies to Wonks *

In theory you could go and ski in Scotland. I say in theory, cos I dont think they really guarantee much snow. Mostly people go to the Alps to ski, usually the French Alps but elsewhere too. It might sound extreme... but really that less distance than going from New York to the Rockies or wherever.

That said... actually we Brits really don't know how to ski. We just like to play in the snow and get drunk!;)

* waves to Thol and Oren *

Hi you two! Any chance of double espresso? I've got all this reading to do for my essay and its sending me to sleep. *points to piles of books *

* waves to Methrer *

Toast me a marshmallow, since you seem to love that fire...

[Neothen]

A grin forms on Methrer's face for the first time, but he only stares into the flames deeper as if he's looking for something or someone.

[Snaga]

* stares into the fire as well...*

I wonder if something is about to happen.....

[Neothen]

"It's hard to tell, fire is unpredictable. It sways quickly changing its corse when it pleases. I think something is about to happen." Methrer reaches his hand into the hot flames.

[Celebthôl]

*waves to Snags and runs out the back and gets his double espresso* there ya go, here let me help *gets a marshmellow and cooks it for snags and hands it to him*

*lies back on the couch with Oren*, how are ya babes? *kisses her on the lips*

[Neothen]

Methrer pulls his hand out of the flames holding a rod with some meat on it.He looks over at snaga who was watching the flames. "Food's done."

[FREEDOM!]

Ooh, meat!:D *Gets self a cappucino*

[Oren]

-kisses him back and puts an arm around him-
I'm good. Really exhausted... Just got back from a dance... How tireing... you?

[Neothen]

Methrer holds out the meat to see if anyone wants some.

[Oren]

-Oren shakes her head to the meat and gets up to get a coffee. On the way over, she falls on the floor, curlz up into a ball, and sleeps there the rest of the night-

[FREEDOM!]

*Grabs some meat* So how is everyone??

[Marenautha]

Hello everyone. What kind of meat is that Methrer?
*sits down by the fire and enjoys a chai tea.*

[Celebthôl]

*sits up and carrys the little form of Oren to the bed out the back and lays her on it and lies next to her and falls asleep*

g-nite people

[Oren]

-Oren wakes up and sees Celeb next to her. She gently kisses his forehead, and lets him sleep. She walks into the kitchen and gets a cuppichino. Then she sits in front of the fire, staring at the falmes-

[Celebthôl]

*wakes up an hour or two later and goes into the main area* hey hun how are you?

[Oren]

I'm good, you?
-pulls him onto the couch next to her-

[Neothen]

"It's from a stupid moose that charged at me a little while ago."

[Celebthôl]

*falls onto the couch and kisses her*

hehe, a moose, can i try some please?

[Neothen]

"Go ahead and take some I have some more."

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by snaga1
* replies to Wonks *

In theory you could go and ski in Scotland. I say in theory, cos I dont think they really guarantee much snow. Mostly people go to the Alps to ski, usually the French Alps but elsewhere too. It might sound extreme... but really that less distance than going from New York to the Rockies or wherever.

That said... actually we Brits really don't know how to ski. We just like to play in the snow and get drunk!;)

* waves to Thol and Oren *

Hi you two! Any chance of double espresso? I've got all this reading to do for my essay and its sending me to sleep. *points to piles of books *

* waves to Methrer *

Toast me a marshmallow, since you seem to love that fire...

Aaahh...Baby. That just makes me want to take a vacation to the Alps with you and go and get drunk and play in the snow and stuff.
And then curl up by the fire in some cozy Alpine lodge drinking cocoa under a blanket.
*sigh*

I hate time zones.

[Oren]

lol, tell me about it...I hate them so much...
-kisses Celeb back-
It's gross, moose meat...bleh...I you can blame my dad for that....

[munchkin]

I found a cool little thing here on TTF, and when you click on the number of posts for a thread, a window pops up and tells you whos posted there and how many times this person has! This is the update as of right now:

1. Oren 183
2. Celebthôl 167
3. munchkin 90(well, 91 now with this post!)
4. Nefmariel 80
5. Dragonblade 68
6. FREEDOM! 63
7. Wonko The Sane 57
8. Mablung 54
9. Kellivara 49
10. Neothen 41
11. Thauredhelion 27
12. snaga1 13
13. Marenautha 12
14. Rogue666666 8
15. Pippin_290 6
16. Valdarmyr 4
17. Shiprah 4
18. Gary Gamgee 3
19. Naurnedist 3
20. Morgoth 2
21. klugiglugus 2
22. Lossengondiel 2
23. Éomond 2
24. Bethelarien 2
25. Phenix 1
26. Gandalfthebeige 1
27. Beorn 1

I dont even remember half of these people!!!!

[Oren]

Yay! I'm first on the list...wait, is that a good thing?.... oh dear...
-She curlz up by the fire, and falls asleep-

[munchkin]

To us, yes. To a mod, no. Its proably all "spam" according to the mods anyway...

[Celebthôl]

YAY!!! :D:D damn!!! :eek: :eek:
im second, woops just a few to many more than the others :o :o

[Oren]

*Oren wakes up and works on some homework.*
Evil work... God, got 3 huge papers due tomorrow... :(

[Celebthôl]

ahhh, im sorry hun, ill lend a hand, *picks up some of her work and helps do it* how are you today? *kisses her cheek*

[Oren]

-Oren smiles- thanks hun... I'm ok, yourself?

[Celebthôl]

bit annoyed and i nearly cryed today :( :o , guh i hate it all, but ill tell you why on MSN tonight, im also really tired, uh i need me bed...*hugs her tight*

[Oren]

Oh, I am sorry hun... *holds him tight and gently kisses his nose* I'll be on in like an hour.... You can go to bed if you want...

[Celebthôl]

will you come with me? ;) , nah j/k,
i wont go to bed till we have chatted, i love talkin to you,
*hugs her again*

[Oren]

lol, this could get interesting...;):p
I love talking with you too....:)

[Celebthôl]

hehe oh you..maybe it will...but not on here ;)
*kisses her again*

[Neothen]

"Kiss Kiss Kiss. I'm sick." Methrer sticks his tongue out.

[Oren]

Ah, be quiet you.... Remeber, you are sitting behind me, and I can and will kick you....

[Neothen]

"Only if you catch me first. And if you do i'll tell the teacher."

[Celebthôl]

yeah, and i got me sword and i can and will us it! *scowles at neothen and sits back down on the sofa next to Oren* hmmm, just ignore the jealous one babes!

[Neothen]

For one thing I am Methrer right now and he isn't jealous he feels pity.

[Oren]

Originally posted by Neothen
"Only if you catch me first. And if you do i'll tell the teacher."

Ooooo....I'm oh so scared...
*smiles and puts her arm around Celeb* Don't worry, I know he's jealous...He just doesn't want to admit it...
*She sticks her tounge out at Neothen...aka, Methrer:rolleyes:*

[Celebthôl]

*does the same*, hu, i cant stand the jealousy of him!
*hugs Oren again* you want a drink hun?

[Neothen]

If I was jealous then I would have left this thread long before this conversation started. I don't think it's your place to be threatening Methrer, Thol.

[Oren]

*Turns a burst of laughter into a hacking cough. When she recovers she replies, smiling,*
"You have left before....Remember...just after we had this little conversation the last time..."

OOC: I am sitting here laughin! Lol, this brings back memories... lol...

[Celebthôl]

I dont think its your place to dis me and Oren! its not your business so why comment!?!? *scowles again*

[Neothen]

"So, Your character is just a big teddy bear." Oren turnd her head with an angry look. "No don't No AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. ajfdalfjajkl Can't dajkalarejka type dfjkdlfds help adfklafkajfa being daklfaghdl choked dakjahkl AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

[Oren]

Big...Teddy....bear...........You've pushed some buttons now sonny....
*Turns into a bear and rips at Methrer's head*

[Neothen]

"Ohhhhhh boy, now she's realy mad. RUN! OUCH OOOOOOHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH OUCH PAIN RUN BEAR CHASING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ."

[Celebthôl]

*rolls around on the floor laughing his @$$ off* go Oren ;)

[munchkin]

Oh god that is priceless...

[Oren]

-Oren realizing how stupid and dumb this round-a-bout with neothen... 'scuse me, Methrer... so she stops and says-
"Dont ever mess with a beorning again... Or I swear, you wont have a head next time..."
*Not wanting to change back into a human, Oren lies down on the rug near the fire, closing her eyes-

[Bethelarien]

*walks in*

"Hi guys! Um...why is there a bear lying on the rug? Or do I not want to know?"

[munchkin]

you REALLY dont want to know. Long story

[Celebthôl]

shes my bear ;)
*looks at the fire and drifts off to sleep*

[Oren]

Originally posted by Bethelarien
*walks in*

"Hi guys! Um...why is there a bear lying on the rug? Or do I not want to know?"

It's me... I obviously am going to scare ppl away
-She sighs and gets up, going into human form, smiling at Bethelarien-
Better?

[Bethelarien]

*blinks, rubs eyes*

"Um...sure. So, you are....?"

[Oren]

-nodds and smiles-
I am a Beorning...
-She walks over to the coffee machine and gets herself a cuppichino-
Would anyone else like one? Or anything else?

[Neothen]

"Seriously, what is so great about a Beoring. Well I know that your strength increases greatly when you change form and a bear is automaticly armored and your fangs give you a great weopon. But wait for just a moment. Wizards are far far more complicated and unpredictable. Though there are few of us left we have powers that were given to us when we were born. Even in my case when I have been striped of my powers I can still use my mind and pierce your mind where there is no shield. So it is I who should be saying, Don't ever mess with a wizard or else you mite not even have a body left."

[Oren]

"Ug, you just don't get it do you? Never mind then... I give up.... I am not afraid of you, but I'll take your words of...ahe "wisdom"...

[Celebthôl]

heh, yeah...*hugs Oren and pulls her down to the couch and sets her head on his lap*, dont worry bout him babes...

[munchkin]

oh god...

[Oren]

I'm not worried about him... -Looks up at Celeb-
What's the matter munchkin?

[munchkin]

nothing...*sigh*

[Oren]

well, something must be wrong... Why the sigh?
-Sits up looking at her friend-

[munchkin]

its nothing, nothing at all...

[Oren]

munchkin... don't make me slap u...
-Takes munchkin and sets him on the couch, looking at him very sternly she says-
Whats wrong?

[munchkin]

seriously, its nothing...

[Oren]

-sighs and falls onto the couch-
fine, be that way... I try but ppl just never tell me anything...

[Celebthôl]

i do babes, but only on MSN ;) only our business ;)

[FREEDOM!]

What she is saying is to leave her alone! and i think you should!
Please leave her alone so that we can talk about something else!!!!

[Oren]

-Looks at FREEDOM kinda weird-
uhh... is it just me, or did that not make sence...

[Celebthôl]

um yeah that made no sence at all....maybe you should explain Freedom!?

[Gudrin]

The door opens and a girl walks in, looking for an empty seat. She finds one, sits down, and asks for hot chocolate.

[Oren]

-Sits up, noticing the new gal-
Ahh! Welcome to the coffee house! Haven't had new visitors for a while!
-she gets up and get's her a cocoa w/ marshmellows-
There ya go...

[Celebthôl]

wow your new, hullo *runs off and gets a hot chocolate* here ya go, welcome to the forum etc, *sits down with Oren again*

[munchkin]

Originally posted by FREEDOM!
What she is saying is to leave her alone! and i think you should!
Please leave her alone so that we can talk about something else!!!!
I'm going to say this once more and only once more:
I'M A GUY!!!!!!!!!!

[Neothen]

"Oren, why don't you chase munchkin around as a bear until he says what's bothering him.:D

[munchkin]

that is REALLY ok...