The Java Coffee House

[munchkin]

This is a place where you can talk about anything or get a coffee(or hot chocolate if you perfer like me). Anyone can come here no matter if you are an elf or anything else or if you just got back from a rough day or not. just stop by The Java Coffee House. We'll be open 24/7/365, no matter what the weather or the season. There is also a lounge in this coffee house instead of drinking your coffee or hot chocolate on the chairs and tables. We have openings if you would like to work here. The pay is good.;)

This is the list of people who work here and there occupation here. If you'd like your name here as a worker, please make a post that tells me that you want to work here and what you want to do here. There occupation here is next to them. Here is the list so far:

Oren-Waitress
Gary Gamgee-Barista
Mablung-Barista
Celebthôl-Chef/Barista/Waiter






BTW: Please rate this coffee house. Rate it on how good the coffee(or hot chocolate) is.:D

[FREEDOM!]

*Walks in through the pouring rain* i need a Cappucinno.

[Rogue666666]

American paratrooper flies through the emtrance and spins around landing on his back firing a long burst of sub machine gun fire out the door.

" HEY!, Is this dropzone F? No, this doesn't even look like Normandy. Whatever."

*Starts to trun around to walk out, but then catches the smell of fragrant coffe floating in the breeze.*

"WHOOA! Coffee! Ya, give the most powerfull stuff ya got!" :D

[Mablung]

*Drags himself in half asleep.*

I dont care as long as it will wake me.

[munchkin]

Oh, trust me, this stuff will do more than wake you up!;)

[FREEDOM!]

Wheres my cappucino?? Hey its u again paratrooper, normandy is in france get a new map. and a better pilot.

[munchkin]

I thought you already got it.:confused: . Hmm. Well, I guess I could make you another one. It proably disappeared after the gunfire from the american paratrooper.:D

[Oren]

*walks in, a dark green cloak covering her head* "hey Jay...Nice place ya got here...I'll take a hot chocolate...

[munchkin]

Thanks. Yay for hot chocolate! Coming right up. To tell you the truth, I think I'll have a hot chocolate, or two, or three, or seven, or 23, or............

[Oren]

jay, jay, jay...*She says shaking her head, but then laughing* too much...but I guess you go nuts if you don't have any...*she sighs, taking a big gulp of hot chocolate*

[munchkin]

You're right. I do go crazy when I don't have hot chocolate. I am what you would concider a hot chocaholic. But I am already crazy. Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[Oren]

*laughs, spilling her drink* "****...Where's yer mop?"

[munchkin]

In the back room near the bathrooms. Would you like me to get it?

[Oren]

Nah, i'll get it *walks to the backroom grabbing the mop, and walks back. She wipes it up*

[Mablung]

*Takes a generous gulp of coffee and eyes immediatly widen and begins trembling slightly.*

I see no reason for these to be this large my heart would probably burst if I drank more.

[Gary Gamgee]

A wet hobbit comes in out of the rain. 'Are you looking for any Barista's here? I've got years of experience. Oh and can I have a double Ristretto please?'

[Kellivara]

*props self up in doorway, with feet on one side and back up against the other* hmmmmmmm........*looks around from her perch on the door* it's fairly quiet in here.......I guess I can stay....for a while....but I have to keep an eye on something outside, so could some1 just bring me a hot-chocolate that I can drink at the door? oh and don't worry, I'll move to let people through when they arrive^_^ (unless of course it's Kor or Blade, and maybe Wonks too;) cuz then they gotta MAKE me move:) mwahahahahahahaha)

[munchkin]

Ok. a hot chocolate and a double Ristretto, coming right up.
BTW: I guess I could use a Barista here. You can be one. *Wonders what a Barista is......*

[Kellivara]

*also wonders what a barista is..........*

[Gary Gamgee]

Gary rushes over with a large hocho wi cream and mallow to go. 'Here you go petal, actually come in it's blowing a gail out there, let me get you a lid' 'Why dont you sit down for a minute and enjoy your Hot Chocolate, you can still see the world outside through the window' She replies 'are you a Barista here?'. 'No not yet, just helping out. Hopefully IBT'

*Barista's are the guys who make the coffee and serve the customers*

[Oren]

Okay...who are you talking to? *She says, very cinfused..*

[Kellivara]

lol he was talking to me. (seing as he was asking me to come in and away from my perch in the doorway) anyway, *"thanx for the hot chocolate y'all, but I will have to respectfully decline the invitation to come inside, I shall keep my post, perched halfway up the wall of the doorway" says the dark cloaked shadow in the doorway as she reaches out to take hold of her hot chocolate* *puts field up against the wind* "there, now the 'gale' won't come any further than this doorway, so long as I leave my spell active. and I expect weary travelers (or not so weary ones) that come in from the rain shall appreciate the field, for it will for the most part dry them off as they pass thru"
"and PLEASE, I ask not to be called by any pet names! If you must call me anything other than Kellivara, u may call me Kell"

[Dragonblade]

*walks up to Kell and body checks her, catching her hot chocolate as it slips from her grip, then grabs her cloak to keep her from falling* Hello Kell *sips Kell's hot chocolate* It's very good, I must congradulate whomever made this fine brew.

[Kellivara]

*gets up off the floor and tackles Blade* HEY!! give it baaaaaaack.....or else...............*eyes glints from blue to silver and in a flash are back to normal*

OOC: I gtg in a sec!

[Dragonblade]

Mwa! *takes another swig of hot chocolate while dodging Kell's swings*
*Blue eyes fade to red* Bring. It. On.

K...talk to you later then

[Kellivara]

you can't escape me THAT easily!!!! *leaves perch in the doorway, moving swiftly behind Blade, tapping her on the shoulder, and when she turns around lands a punch right in her gut, grabbing hot chocolate back and gulping down the rest of the noe luke-warm hot chocolate* HAH!

[Mablung]

*Watches the fight then he notices that he is moving a bit too quickly and jerkily and throws away the rest of his coffee before he gets too jittery.*

[FREEDOM!]

*watches fight and laughs* *chants* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!

[Mablung]

Seen plenty of bar fights but no coffee house fights...

*Joins in the chanting.*

[Rogue666666]

Great, I must have been WAY off target. How else would I end up in a coffee house fight between two losers? Well, let me settle this.

*Pulls out Thompson, fires long burst into the air puncturing the roof in several places, water starts to leak in.*

Okay you two! There is enough war on this planet that watching you fight makes me sick. You look like a couple of SS girls having a cat fight. Just sit down and allow me to have my coffee in peacefull surroundings, for the first time in years.

[munchkin]

YOUR GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DAMAGED, AMERICAN PARATROOPER!!!!!!!

[Mablung]

*One of the shell casings lands on his collar.*

OUCH HOT!

*Throws it back at his head.*

[munchkin]

Sorry about that, mablung. Some IDIOT shot the roof half down!

[Oren]

Okay you guys...stop it...it's really stupid. If you wanna fight, take it outside...And Rogue, plz don't shoot the roof...We came in here to get OUT of the rain *she sits everyone down and gives them each a hot chocolate. Then she takes the mop back to the back room*

[munchkin]

Thank you Oren. This is a Coffee House, not a war field. NO guns allowed in here. If you break it you buy it. Leave the gun outside if you want coffee.

[Oren]

*Oren comes back into the room and sits in a cunsiony chair. She pours herself a cup of capichino. She sits back sipping her drink and trying to dodge the dripping water*

[munchkin]

*Munchkin is thinking about how big the bill would be to redo the coffee shop, and the look on Rogue's face when he gets the bill.:D * "Hey, Oren, would you like to work here? I have a lot of openings, and you seem to like this place, so I thought you might like to work here."

BTW: Could you tell me what a barista is, Gary Gamgee? I think we all are confused. If you tell me, you can officialy work here.

[Oren]

*she thinks.* "that's sounds great! I really need a job to get some of the time off my hands... Okay, but only if I get free drinks..."

[munchkin]

You'll get free drinks. Thats the pay, unlimited drinks, seeing everyone loves the coffee and hot chocolate here.:D

[Gary Gamgee]

Oh sorry I thought I had, barista's are the guys who make the coffee, serve the customers and take care of the very expensive espresso machines. Most coffee bars use the term, it's Italian literally meaning 'bar man' over here it's come to mean trained coffee maker.

very nice ristretto btw.

[munchkin]

Ok. You're hired. I could use one of those.

[Oren]

*oren laughs and drinks more of her capichino. She curlz up in the chair reading a book, waiting for the next cunstomer*

[Celebthôl]

Hi yall ima buy a cup of tea, and read my fav book LOTR, and sit next to Oren and read.
ill stay for a while aswell.

[munchkin]

Ok. Coming right up. GARY..........I NEED ONE TEA.

[Oren]

hey hun. *kisses him* want tea huh? *pours him one and hands it to him* There, the way you like it...Jay, I got it!

[Mablung]

Coffe House wars... I hate them.

[Kellivara]

*stalks up to Rogue, glaring* How DARE you!!!!!
1) you NEVER call a drow a loser, you simply can't win! ESPECIALLY against this drowling sister duo!
2) cat fighting is in no way punching eachother in the gut and sending eachother flying, BAKA!
and 3) If you want to drink your coffee in peace, DON'T attack a drow, and DON'T respond to this! *jabs Rougue inbetween the shoulderblades* THAT was for attacking me!!!!!!




*puts field over the ceiling* y'all seem to be challenging my magic lately, I would advise you to fix that roof soon, for I won't hold this field up forever! now, would somebody PLEASE get me a hot chocolate!!!!


oh, and that fight, if u'd noticed my earlier posts, and Blade's greeting, was between friends, and I won't apologize if it happens again, because a member of our lil group of friends hasn't arrived yet, and yes Kor, I can almost guarantee you if you enter he you WILL get tackled (but I think it's be best if ya DIDN'T steal my hot chocolate, ne?

[Dragonblade]

Ok, I already have 12 warning points so I am going to try to keep my temper under control...
Who do you think you are Rogue to be calling US losers. You're the idiot that blew out the roof, and if it wasn't for Kell's magic, everyone would be wet. And if you would have taken your head out of your rear long enough to notice, that is just how Kell and I act around each other, we are in no way fighting, just fooling around. And in no way is it a bloody cat fight! A cat fight includes scrtaching and pulling hair, not bodychecking and punching. Get your terminology straight before you attempt to insult someone, it makes you look like less of an idiot.
Now, go drink your flipping coffee.

*grins at Kell* Seeing as though people are getting a little edgy about our little romp, I suggest that if we plan on continuing our little greeting, we should take it outside, but seeing as though it's raining, I think I'll just order a cap and take you out later.

French Vanilla Cappuchino please.

[Kellivara]

well, seing as it didn't harm anyone, and was over fairly quickly UNTIL Rogue decided to attack us, I see no harm in it, so long as we don't take up about a million pages with arguements, lol, a few posts (as our lil spat only took up a few) won't harm anything! sheesh

[Dragonblade]

That's true...we didn't harm anyone, OR destroy anything...so don't ask me what his problem was. LOL...and I promise that if I start arguing with you, it'll only be a few comments, not like a milllion pages.

Stupid question that has been bugging me for a while, what is a frappachino?

[Mablung]

Thanks for the magic fix on the roof I want to know how a paratrooper got lost enough to end up here.



A frappacino is a frozen shaved ice type coffee drink.

[Dragonblade]

Thanks, my mom asked me what a Frappachino was and I don't know, and it was bugging me.
A Paratrooper? In Middle Earth? That's a little far from home...o.0;

[Kellivara]

ur welcome. basic magic really--at least for some1 who inherited magic from BOTH sides of her family:) (Elf+Drow=Kell)

[Mablung]

Yeah they need a better navigator for sure. And I dont have any magic so no need to gloat because you've already won that one.

[Kellivara]

thank you for admitting you lost that one Mablung---mwahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa (gomenasai-but if u challenged me even if u HAD magic, my magical inheritance is unbeatable to any 1 person, and equalled only by very few people. I've only found 2-3 so far who can even BEGIN to challenge me--if ur included in that number u know who u r)

*looks back at post* omg I didn't mean to type/ramble that much! if that made no sense, gomenasai everyone!

[FREEDOM!]

*Tosses boxing gloves to Kell and DB* now lets have a clean fight, *declares loudly* I LOVE BOXING!!

*pulls out tools and repairs roof* there no harm done.

[Mablung]

*Watches them strap on the boxing gloves.*

NOW TAKING BETS! Come heres your chance to win big.

[Rogue666666]

The paratrooper grimaces in pain at his wound. Looks around coffee house.

" Well the drinks are great, but the company sucks"

He gets up to walk out of the door, then, as he's walking through entrance glances back and says, " Ohh, and in response to your questions", There is a dark glint in his eyes, And at exactly the same time he pulls two grenades from their slips, one in each hand, using his index finger to rip the pin from both of them, he tosses them back into the coffee house and calmy strides out the door, never looking back.

[Oren]

*Oren sighs and catches the two grenades on her was to give people their drinks. She throws them out the door, far enough so that it wont effect the house. She hands Kellivara her hot chocolate and Dragonblade his french vanilla cappuchino*

[munchkin]

Thank you, Freedom, for reparing the roof that SOME IDIOT shot down. Thank you, Kellivara, for holding up that field while Freedom fixed the roof that SOME IDIOT shot down. Thank you, Oren, for being a big help for serving the customers during a coffee house gone crazy moment. You all were a big help(with the exception of rogue). Thank you all.

ANYWAYS.......I think I'll calm myself with with another hot chocolate to take this off my mind.

[Dragonblade]

Rogue was right, good coffee, bad company, but now that bad company has left...and attempted to blow up the coffee house in his wake. o.0
Eep...I gotta go soon so I will make one last comment...Oren, 'handed dragonblade HER french vanilla cappuchino' contrary to popular belief, I am a girl. LOL

[Oren]

*Blushes* Sorry...I knew that...I'm really sorry...*Takes the cup and brings it to the sink, still blushing

[Dragonblade]

Don't worry about it, I get it all the time, just the other day some stupid people at my school asked me if I was a girl or a guy, then the dude in the group called me a he-she, and then the chick that had originally asked me said, 'ok, a guy!' cause I was ignoring them. LOL, so don't worry about it! LOL.

*leans back in chair, getting comfortable* I don't even have school today, I was panicking about being late for nothing. *sips cappuchino* Hey, quick question, do you sell food here too, I haven't eaten yet today, and I'm kinda hungry. Just a question.

[Oren]

*Oren nodds* Yeah, we sell food. Pretty much anything but disguisting, gross, or unearthly food. What would you like?

[Dragonblade]

Hmm...what does the hostess suggest? I'll eat pretty much anything

[munchkin]

"We do?????"
*Nudge, nudge.*
"Oh yea. We do sell food. Great food it is. You proably don't want my suggeston, but I would recomend the buffalo wings(made with real buffalo wings;) ). They are the best. But don't mind me..........I'll be around a lot."

[Dragonblade]

Hmm...I think I may try some of these buffalo wings of yours, please and thank you.

[munchkin]

"Ok. Coming right up. I just need to find my workers here. GARY! OREN! WHERE ARE YOU?! I NEED AN ORDER OF BUFFALO WINGS!"

[Neothen]

* Neothen walks through the door.*" Hello Can I have a job as a chef? I make my own flame."* Neothen makes a ball of fire in his hand.*

[munchkin]

Ok. You're hired. You can start by making my PAITENT customer here an order of buffalo wings. I just can't seem to find the other two people who work here.

[FREEDOM!]

I'll take some buffalo wings too.

[Oren]

*Oren rolls her eyes behind munchkin's back. She grabs the buffalo wings that she had made earlier. She hands a plate to Dragonblade and Freedom*

[munchkin]

Ok. I just wanted to say that this is NOT a restraunt. We serve appetizers ONLY. No buts about it.

[Oren]

Okay...you don't need to yell

[Mablung]

Mmmmmmmmmm Buffalo wings Ill take some too if you wouldn't mind.

[munchkin]

Sure. I'll have Neothen whip an order for you right away.

[Dragonblade]

Thank you Oren.
I'll share if anyone wants to...I don't bite...hard...lol joking

[Wonko The Sane]

I'll have a double tall Irish Cream Americano with *this* much room for cream *she says as she moves her thumb and forefinger about an inch and a half apart*

Please...*she adds as she settles down in a plush armchair before the roaring fire*

[Rogue666666]

*A slip of mail arrives through the door, turns out to be a check for a few thousand dollars for any damages to the roof* :D

[Mablung]

Is the dollar worth anything around here? Never seen it used in this area before.

[Kellivara]

*replaces boxing gloves that were forced upon her with her black gloves and chain mail gauntlets*

gomen, boxing is Tari's thing, not mine. *sips the last of her hot cocoa*

do you serve those spice frapachino(sp?) thingies here? they are really awesome^_^

oh and Rogue, you're welcome to come back, but do us all a favor and don't do any more damage to the cafe, ok? ;) (and just as a warning, I'm usually friendly enough to deal with, but I never back down, and I never lose, so it'd be best not to challenge me, understood? good^_^)

[Mablung]

*Finishes his coffee.*

This won't do I still don't have the jitters Im looking for so Ill take a frappecino when you bring my wings if you would.

[Kellivara]

*pulls out drow wine while waiting for frapachino* Shadow-chaaaaaan!!!! Want some?

[Dragonblade]

Course, I am not one to pass up a good bout of drow wine *slides next to Kellivara with an extra wine glass*

[Kellivara]

*snickers* u up for spiking everyone's javaness Blade?............errrrrr.....I mean, ENJOY YOU COFFEE EVERYONE!

[Dragonblade]

*evil grin* sounds like fun..er...I mean...YES, ENJOY YOUR UNSPIKED UNTAMPERED WITH COFFEE!!

[Mablung]

Mmmmmmm sounds like it is spiked. *Drinks the coffee not really caring.*

[Dragonblade]

Do you want it to be spiked? *wiggles the small bottle of drow wine suggestively*

[Kellivara]

*snickers* cuz........errrrr.........it wasn't spiked before.....right.........yea...........suuuuuuuuur e..........

[Rogue666666]

American 101st paratrooper enters the coffee house.

AHHH, I just coudn't resist that smell of coffee, and dragonblade, Stay OFF of me, or I might have to get really nasty. :D

ONe triple shot late please!, GRande size!

Paratrooper sits down, obvoiusly enjoying himself.

[Mablung]

*Takes the lid off of his coffee and holds it out to Blade.*

Sure it adds a bit of flavor.

[Dragonblade]

*pours some drow wine in Mablung's coffee* There ya go, enjoy ^_^

Hey, Rogue, you mess with me, and I turn it back on you three-fold...so I'll stay off you if you stay off me. And you are the one that started everything by calling Kellivara and I 'idiots', her nor I take kindly to insults. So, if you don't want me on your ass, then don't pick on me cause I'm always up for a good fight. *Winks at Rogue and resumes spot in a chair, one leg draped over the arm rest*

[Mablung]

*Drinks some of the coffee.*

Yeah thats a good eye opener. Anyway Rogue by all means pick a fight I could use some money by betting on them. Im sure someone around here would be willing to make that bet and if not I have spiked coffee to help them on their way.

[Oren]

Hey, no more fights! God only knows how much it would cost to get it fixed this time... *She gets everyone who wanted one, their drinks and buffalo wings*

[Neothen]

" Order up!"* Neothen slides a plate of buffulo wings down.*

[munchkin]

Yes. Please no more fights.If these fights keep up, the money from Rogue might not even cover it. So, no more fights.

BTW: Thanks for the check, Rogue.

[Mablung]

*Catches the plate of buffalo wings and starts eating them.*

Thanks... spiked coffee and buffalo wings breakfast of champions.

[munchkin]

Oh yea. Yay for spiked coffee and buffalo wings.

[Oren]

How delicious...I think i'll stick with the hot coca... *Oren picks up the empty cups and dirty dishes*

[munchkin]

"Me too. HOT CHOCOLATE RULES!!!!!! Sorry, I haven't had my hot chocolate yet. I think I'll have some right now." *Walks over to Oren and asks her to make him some hot chocolate.* "Thank you, Oren."

[Oren]

*Oren makes the hot chocolate and puts three marshmellows in the top. She hands it to him* There ya go...

[Neothen]

" Oren, could I have a glass of water it's kind of hot in here."* A bit of fire spews from the kitchen.*" Sorry about that!"

[munchkin]

"Thank you Oren. You have been the most help this week. Actuly, I've had a lot of people help with the opening of this coffee shop this week. Thank you all for helping out."

[Oren]

*Pours glass of water and slides it into the kitchen* Here...it's ok but DON'T burn down the coffee shop!! *Sits in her chair again, reading*

[Celebthôl]

In walks Thôl, hi everyone, hi sweety (aimed at Oren) tea please whenur ready, im gonna read LOTR, hehe

[munchkin]

Yea. I don't want to hire someone to fix up this place again. It already took us forever to clean up the mess from the so called American Paratrooper with the gunfire and the roof gone and all. The last thing I need is this place burned down.

[Oren]

Hey hun *direcrted @ Celebthol. She stands up and gets his tea. she hands it to him along with her LOTR book*

[Neothen]

" Thank you for the water."* Gulps it down.*

[Celebthôl]

thx sweety,(aimed at Oren), *takes the tea and book and sits next to her*, reads book.

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by Oren
Hey, no more fights! God only knows how much it would cost to get it fixed this time... *She gets everyone who wanted one, their drinks and buffalo wings*

How bout this, if we're to fight (In other words, if some1 decides to pick a fight with us) it will be a clean fight with NO explosives, is that understood Rogue? good, it's settled then. And Rogue, if you're gonna use explosives, we're gona hafta get permission for a thread JUST FOR FIGHTS. ok everyone? ok then *Kell sits down and sips out of her wine glass* *snickers at the love birds* awww, how quaint;)

OOC: gomen, just had to go there:)

[Celebthôl]

love birds?! oh right *grins* ;)

goes back to LOTR

[Oren]

*oren smiles and sits down next to Celebthol.*

[Celebthôl]

*puts arm round Oren and keeps reading" "nuther tea please"

[Oren]

*reaches over to the pot and carefully puts more in his cup. She puts the pot back down and curls up beside Celebthol, reading LOTR over his shoulder*

[Celebthôl]

*wriggles and gets comfy and sips his tea*

[FREEDOM!]

My life sucks!

[Oren]

*Oren looks over at Freedom* Why do you say that?

[munchkin]

Why does your life suck, Freedom? And yes. Kellvara, you can fight without explosives, but could you please take it outside or if you want it inside, "you break it, you buy it." I think Rogue learned that one the hard way, right Rogue.

[munchkin]

I have found out that this coffee shop is now known as SPAM. Like, one post every 2.5 minutes!:eek: If this doesn't stop, this place will be shut down. So, please don't spam this place.

[Celebthôl]

K so u want us to do less or more?

[munchkin]

Yea. Less. Just order and chat for a bit, but I guess that means no fighting(sorry Kellvara).

[Kellivara]

*comes back from the pub* hmm..... well, 'you break it you bought it' works for me! (besides, if u haven't noticed, I'm the the one helping to FIX things, not the other way around!) lol

oh, Thol and Oren, your lovebirdness is considered spam I think, although I see no problem in it, the mods seem to. And I still spam a lot too, I can't help it!! But the mods have temporarily stopped complaining about me cuz I used to spam about 25 times more, so as long as I keep the spam at a minimum, they stay of my back, just some friendly advice, you may want to keep the cuddling to about 5 posts or less, k? by then we should've gotten the idea;) (btw, this wasn't meant to be offending, cuz I'm worse off then you two when it comes to my bf, but he doesn't come to the forum....sooo.....yeah, lol)

[Celebthôl]

um not that i disbelieve you but um u have 11 posts and well you really cant have spammed in that time, and damn oh well we gonna have to take it sumwhere else sweety (aimed at Oren)

Thôl

[munchkin]

Yea, it's possible. Posts in the Green Dragon Inn don't count in the post count.

[Kellivara]

Hai Munchkin, that's right, and they don't count in Stuff and Bother either, AND, does anyone remember the Burning-Eyed-Sapphire-Chromed-Dragon-Singles-Bar? well, I had about 500 posts there, sooo.....yeah........between all these places, I've posted well over 1000 posts, believe me or not I really don't care, lol. And besides (notice avatar <~~~~~~) I couldn't have an avatar unless I had at least 100 posts, ne? lol, I had 0 posts and an avatar at one point, lol, and I'm sure I'm not the only one with a wacked out post count, lol.

[Celebthôl]

Yeah i didnt no bout the green dragon/stuff and bother stuff so i appologise and beg for your forgivness also how do you get an avatar i have like 450 odd posts and still dont have one, also i did believe ya kinda coz ive seen ur avatar before :p, soz again

Thôl

[Kellivara]

lol, no harm done, nothing to be forgiven for:) anyway, here's where I got my avatar: http://someone.i8.com/FinalFantasyVIII.htm that links to a bunch more, and also, there are some LotR avatars at lordoftherings.net , just so you know, and there are also a lot of TTF members who MAKE avatars, so if you ask them they'll make you one. And as to how to PUT UP one, go to user cp, then to edit options, then to the very very bottom of that page, and click 'change avatar' then after that you should be able to figure it out;) (and if not, just ask, lol)

[Mablung]

Go to http://www.freeavatars.net if still need to look for some.

[Wonko The Sane]

What?! No cuddling!?!

Or you CAN cuddle just so long as you're not spamming?

Anyway, Thôl I congratulate you on your um...thing with um...Oren. But I'm a bit puzzled cos I always thought Oren was a guy. :confused: :rolleyes: :confused: :confused: :p :eek:

[Kellivara]

lol!!! *bursts out laughing and almost chokes on wine* hehehehehehehehehehehehe! no comment Wonks, no comment.............. teehee;) (actually, don't feel bad, at fist I has Oren and munchkin's genders mixed up, but I'm not confused anymore, lmao)

[Wonko The Sane]

Please answer my question about on-topic cuddles as I'd greatly like to know...
:D For um...erm...no reason!

[Dragonblade]

I'd just like to set things straight for the record...I did not start the fight! (for once ^_^) But if I am pestered, I will finish it, but I don't plan on fighting in here unless someone calls me on, but then I will bring it somewhere else.
Hey Kell! Maybe you should get the dragonrider on here ;) He'd probably have fun.

This is off topic...but I got a penny bounced off my butt tonight and it hurt...plus I was slapped in the butt really hard...my butt hurts! Just thought you all should know ^_^

[Kellivara]

lol! I was just thinking about that actually, but alas, he only has 15 min online a day (EVIL RESTRICTIONS!!!!) so it'd be really hard for him to keep up with neopets and TTF all in 15 min a day-_- so maybe when he is off restriction, heh.



oh, and speaking of pennies flying, my bro and his friends collect pennies. y? so they can fling them at people who are talking and won't shut up, or that say something philosophical, etc. so anyway, they fling a penny at someone and say "A penny for your thoughts!" rather funny I think.

[Oren]

wow...that's really nice...I was wondering, is there a place where we can take this thread and have it so it wonder be a bother or where Spam is allowed?

[Dragonblade]

My friend and I did that once, we were at the mall and we were flinigng pennies at hott guys, LMAO.

Hmm...I just finished dealing with a hyper-active 4 year old, and I need something to energize me cause I am wiped out, what is the strongest type of coffee here? I am not a coffee expert so I don't know, hence why I am asking.

Will he ever be off the restrictions Kell?

[Oren]

*Oren grabs the coffee that jay almost never uses, only when he is really desperate. She grins and pours her a glass, then hands it to her* Here, our finest, most-likely-to-wake-you-up, coffee

[Dragonblade]

Thank you Oren, I need a most-likely-to-wake-you-up coffee, LOL.

Dude, my moms going shopping, I'm home alone! Booya!! No more annoying christmas music for me!!

Are there any good books about? Besides LotR, unless it's return of the king, I haven't read that one yet.

*scampers off to turn off Christmas music*

[Kellivara]

I dunno DB, I dunno....but.....enough of that! You're getting me all sad n stuff again!

*sigh* frapachino please?

[Dragonblade]

Gomen nasai Kell...didn't mean to.

*sips wake-up coffee* Whoooo...darn that stuff is good! (I have been instructed to not swear, hence the childish curses, and I promised Kell that I wouldn't get banned, so I have to be good)

[Oren]

*Oren smiles* Good, glad you like it... *Oren goes and gets Kellivara a frapachino*

[Celebthôl]

*in strides Thôl* hi everybody hi sweety (aimed at Oren), the usual please, and whips out his book and sits next to Oren.

[Oren]

*Looks sadly at Celebthol and gets him his tea*

[Celebthôl]

why are you sad babe? *kisses her cheek*

[Oren]

*shakes her head* nothin' hun...nothing at all...need anything else? anybody?

[Celebthôl]

yeah i need to know whats wrong! also sit down your not the slave here ur a customer!

[Oren]

no, I am a waitress...and if I want to keep the apartment then I need to work...

[Celebthôl]

oh my mistake well you can move in with me :) then we can be happy yay, ill get my own tea coz i hate to be a bother, *gets up and makes his tea and sits back down next to Oren

[Oren]

Really?! Yay!! *She hugs him*

[Neothen]

* Neothen, peeks out of the kitchen.*" So that explains everything."* Neothen, thought to himself.*

[Celebthôl]

then its settled good, now how bout u sit n read with me for a bit

[Oren]

I still need to stay...but I guess if no body needs anything, I could sit down...

[Celebthôl]

*cuddles into her and whispers sweet nuthings into her ear*
and offers her his tea and to read with him

[Wonko The Sane]

You do realise that everyone else stops posting when all you do is snog, don't you?

[Celebthôl]

oh i appologise well she has gone now so bck to normal i guess
soz guys

[Kellivara]

ummm....Wonks, I think that's just you. The rest of us don't post because we're not HERE. lol, daijobu Oren, I'll serve drinks (no spiking, promise!) and you and Thol can cuddle;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Hehe. You're right..maybe it IS just me.

*settles into her chair* Can I have an Irish Cream Mocha? With Baileys? *she says as she finishes her Americano*

[Kellivara]

*searches under the counter until she finds the right package* *makes Wonks a drink* here ya go! (gomenasai, if anyone has any objections to me serving anyone, just say so:))

[Wonko The Sane]

:) Yay! Spiked coffee! ;) *drinks her mocha and purrs happily*

[Dragonblade]

No offence Oren or Celeb but...*gag* Romantic stuff *gag*

[Wonko The Sane]

*sips her coffee*

You guys need a hammock.

[Kellivara]

yare yare......ignore Blade, k Oren & Thol?;) lol, she is just jealous:) her and Mark both! teehee, I enjoy making them gag at the mushy stuff^_^

[Dragonblade]

JEALOUS!?!?! Hardly!! I just can't stand romantic ****.

[Wonko The Sane]

Hehe...I like romantic ****...
*sighs*

7 days.

[Dragonblade]

Gee Wonk's we never knew that, lol.

[Wonko The Sane]

Awww...come on! Snaga and I are hardly ever romantic like Thol and Oren!! We're like..playful and flirty...but nearly never romantic.
So hush! ;)

And yay!

[Dragonblade]

LOL, but given the chance, I bet you'd be romantic.

[Neothen]

Are you guys in a coffee shop or in a chat room!

[Dragonblade]

We're chatting in a coffee shop.
Fine, if we have to end the 'chatting' then I will.

*grabs Silverfall (it's a book)and curls up in a chair with the remainder of her most-likely-to-wake-you-up coffee*

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Dragonblade
LOL, but given the chance, I bet you'd be romantic.

We are!! Just when nobody's looking, and not on the forums.


Anyway...*sips her coffee before the fire and stares dreamily off into space*

[FREEDOM!]

C, i told u there were other "couples" on this forum Wonko!

[Dragonblade]

There are always couples on the forums...some of them just arn't too overly public, but that don't mean they ain't there.

[Celebthôl]

yo yo yo Thôl is in da house!
*strides up and falls on the floor, and asks for a tea please :D , hi everybody, but Oren's not here oh well *sulks* so how is everybody?

[Kellivara]

yup, I know of 3 couples so far, and POSSIBLY 4 (I don't remember-_-)

we are fine here, and since no1 has complained yet and no1 has served yet *gets Thol his tea* *spikes Thol's tea* *hand Thol his tea*:D

hehe, that SHOULD get your mind of it til Oren gets back^_^ then you won't have to sulk!! mwaha! (that and it's an excuse to spike ppl's drinks:)) mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Celebthôl]

*necks it and falls on floor laughing uncontrolibly* "what the hell was in that tea coz i want another"
hehe ;)
and it didnt work *sulks more* she shoulda been here to see me!

[Kellivara]

*hands Thol a lil bottle of concentrated drow wine* DON'T drink it straight out of the bottle, just spike your drink with it^_^ anyway I gtg see ya'll *leaves extra bottle of concentrated drow wine for anyone else who wants to spike their drinks while she is gone on the counter* hey Blade, when they run out, you gotta give them a refil^_^ ja ne!

[Celebthôl]

K *spikes his drink again and gets in a big state and falls asleep*

[munchkin]

Hi all. Sorry I haven't been posting latley. I was away all day yesterday, so I couldn't get on. now I will answer all questions everyone has again. I didn't think there would be 75 posts while I was away.

1. Yes, you can cuddle as much as you want. I just can't have this be like spam paradice. It will be shut down if so.

2. This is a coffee shop with chat. I think thats what most people do in real coffee shops.

Now I have some questions.

1. Kellivara, would you like to work here? I could use some more hands.

2. Why do the moderators hate spams here? I mean, the posts don't count here, so I guess it could be a spam place.

3. I'm not saying you can't do this, but I would like you to cut down on the spiked coffee. You can still do it as much as you want,but I don't want 50 drunk people falling over in a coffee shop. It doesn't sound right to me.

4. Could I have another hot chocolate. I'm getting another craving.....
If anyone has any questions, feel free to ask me or anyone who works here.

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by munchkin
Now I have some questions.

1. Kellivara, would you like to work here? I could use some more hands.

2. Why do the moderators hate spams here? I mean, the posts don't count here, so I guess it could be a spam place.

3. I'm not saying you can't do this, but I would like you to cut down on the spiked coffee. You can still do it as much as you want,but I don't want 50 drunk people falling over in a coffee shop. It doesn't sound right to me.

4. Could I have another hot chocolate. I'm getting another craving.....
If anyone has any questions, feel free to ask me or anyone who works here.

1. No thanx, too much responsibility, not my thing;) I'll just serve ppl whenever:)

2. I'm pretty sure Webmaster pays for the bandwith stuff, so that's why they cut back on it.

3. awwww.....ok..........49 then.....:D

4. *hand you hot chocolate* Don't worry, that one WASN'T spiked, I ask ppl before I spike. ^_^




oh, and anyone who WANTS to get drunk, stop by the pub^_^

[munchkin]

Ok. Thanks. You can still work here but you don't have to be here as much as Oren and Neothen are. They are my main workers here. I mean, look at Gary Gamgee. He is supposed to work here as an Barista, but he hasn't done practly anything.

[Kellivara]

nah s'ok, I've got my own pub to attend too:) I just come in here at random for no apparent reason:):):) lmao, so anyway, I'm not gonna work here, but I will continue to serve ppl at random if I feel like it , teehee^_^

[munchkin]

Ok. Thats quite allright with me. I mean, you've got a lot of work ahead of you with the pub and all.
BTW: How's your pub doing anyway?

[Kellivara]

pretty good actually, although it's mainly just been Mablung and Dragonblade in there so far, and I am gonna hunt down a few friends of mine that haven't showed up yet, lol.

[Mablung]

I can help Gary Barista if you want.

[Oren]

*Oren comes back* Hey...hun,(Ditrected at celeb) *kisses him* I saw your posts...lol, please don't get drunk...i don't go for that...*Starts serving again* anybody need anything?

[Celebthôl]

okay babe "kisses her and pulls her down to a chair* ur night off ima serve now!

[Oren]

*Oren falls into his lap* your great... *She puts her arms around his neck and kisses him again*

[Celebthôl]

*hugs her and kisses her back and rests her on the chair and awaits the next order*

[Oren]

*Smiles and curlz up next to him untill someone else comes in*

[Neothen]

* Neothen walks in.*" I'll stay out here unless someone wants something."

[Oren]

I think everything is fine in here...right Celebthol?

[Celebthôl]

right sweety, sit down and have fun Neothen ill be the chef to

[Neothen]

" Good luck using that stove it almost burned down the kitchen. Thats why I use my own fire."

[Oren]

*she lays back in the chair laughing* ha! This ought to be funny!

[Celebthôl]

*goes out to make some toast and comes back in on fire* ahhhh how the hell did this happen?!

[Oren]

*she is both worried and laughing, she gets up* Hun! Are you ok? lol...*She says spraying the fire extinguisher out thing on him*

[munchkin]

Ok. Mablung, your hired. Thol, you can also be a cook. I could use more help.

[Neothen]

" AAAHHHH. The kitchens on fire."* Neothen runs into the kitchen and starts shooting ice around. Neothen walks out.*" I think your kitchen is now a freezer."

[Celebthôl]

well i can be a part time cook/waiter and but not always i dont want to work that bad i dont require pay, i come here mostly for Oren so i will work when i can not always

[Neothen]

" You can start by chiping the ice off of the Kitchen walls."

[Oren]

Neothen, you made the mess you clean it up! *Throws him a spatula and drags Celeb into the lounge* have fun

[Celebthôl]

you heard the lady ima go with her im only part time i work when i want and i dont ice scrape! (thx sweety)

[Oren]

No problem hun...*Sits him down on the chair next to her*

[Neothen]

" I just get a brake and I have to scrape ice. Oh, and Celeb don't take to me like that or I'll freeze you to the wall."

[Oren]

You touch him I'll bite your head off *She says and smiles and changes into a bear*

[Celebthôl]

thanx babe, you cant freeze me everybody likes me and ill be missed and it isnt fair! and urll be headless!

[Neothen]

" If you want I can just tell him who your old boyfriend is. Words hurt more than actions and you have nothing to embarras me with."

[Oren]

Doesn't hurt me...I got over him...she go ahead, tell him, and if you are thinking of who i am thinking of, we didn't even go out...

[munchkin]

Neothen, take a break. It seems like no one is eating today, so you don't have to clean it up.

[Neothen]

" Thank you."* Neothen, throws the spatula and it sticks in the back of Celebthols seat.*

[Oren]

*Oren takes human form again, pulling out the spatula* No need to feel jealous Neothen just because I have some one that I love and you dont...you'll find some one some day...

[Neothen]

" I've come close but you got two people in one month!"

[Celebthôl]

errr well im caught in middle so errr i think i should quit its to dangerous here and i dont mind if she had an old crush/b/f or whatever its only normal so there nuh *pokes tongue out at him*

[Oren]

Thanks hun...Plus, why does it matter to you? yeah, so what if I had a crush and then found another guy?? So?? Plus, I haven't had two guys in one month...

[Neothen]

" Who cares I'll just get back to my boring life."

[Celebthôl]

K ladies lets not fight over me teehee *head grows bigger* i dont work here so theres no point in sulking now, also if u had 2 in a month hun i dont care!

[Oren]

he's not a lady...and plus, HE can't have you...your all mine *she kisses him*

[Celebthôl]

its an insult sweety i.e ur fighting like a bunch of women (no offence to women).

[Oren]

Oh great, now i sound like I am in idoit! It ruins the whole affect...:rolleyes:

[Neothen]

" Oren, I can't believe you would threaten to rip your friends head off over this person that you met a week ago."

[Celebthôl]

more than a week, and im only messin around i dont dislike any of u lot

[Oren]

*snorts* a week ago?! OMG, and I can't believe that you would freeze some one who I care for to death! I thought you were a friend...guess I thought wrong...I mean, I can understand jealosy, but this? it's gone too far...

[Neothen]

" Who said I was jealous. You overlook your friends to much. I mean if your friends saw this conversation you would never here the end of it."

[Oren]

HA! My friends don't care!! They have seen this from me before! it will happen again! Yeah, they might make fun of me, but who cares?? They are jealous to...Neothen, you really just need to chill about it...I don't see why you care so much...

[Celebthôl]

k lets not fight and say stuff we're gonna regret, please, takes Orens hand and leads her to her seat, now no more fighting!

[Oren]

*sighs and looks at her feet* I guess so...

[Neothen]

" I'M NOT JEALOUS!"* Neothen runs into the kitchen throwing fire balls at the ice. Ice starts flying out the kitchen.*

[Oren]

of coarse...:rolleyes: *Oren leans back in the chair reading Celeb's LOTR book*

[Kellivara]

*puts barrier field up around Neothen* "calm down before the kitchen catches on fire AGAIN!" *makes blue flame ball in her hand, skimming the walls and the floor just enough to where all the ice evaporates* *shivers as the room warms back up a bit and the little ball of flame disappears* *releases Neothen from the barrier field* "sorry about that, but I really don't think munchkin would've appreciated any more damage to the cafe-_-"

[Dragonblade]

Rowr...cat fight much? Holy ****.

Neothen, no offence buddy, but I think you need to take a break, sit down, and breathe! You know, in out, in out, let the soothing relaxation of the rush of air calm your sences....pppfffttttt......screw that!! Want some help blowing stuff up? *mischievious grin*

[Mablung]

*Hears too much mention of things being blown up for comfort and takes his drink and gets behind the bar.*

Ay not this again.

[Kellivara]

yes, yes this again.........

[Mablung]

Well this counter seems of sturdy construction anyone want some coffee while Im back here ready to fix some?

[Dragonblade]

Sure, I'll have a coffee...thank you Mablung.
Want me to test the counter and make sure it's sturdy? *evil glint flickers in crimson eyes*

[Mablung]

*Laughes*

No the owner would be very cranky if that happened especially on my first day.

*Makes some coffee for her and puts it out on the counter.*

[Dragonblade]

*grabs coffee and returns to the chair to continue reading her book*
Alright then, I won't test the counter.

[Mablung]

Ok we'll save the throwing destructive blasts at things I am behind for another day. Im sure something like that can't be put off that long though.

[Dragonblade]

Nope...I was really looking forward to testing out the strength of that counter, oh well, another day.

[Mablung]

Oh come now dont be THAT dissapointed. We can't set the owner into debt by destroying this stuff now its only been open a few days.

[Dragonblade]

Good point

[Neothen]

" Yeah we don't want to make a mess like I did."* Smiles with evil grin.*

[munchkin]

No, I don't mind if you test the sturdyness of the counter, but could you please do it during closing hours. I will let you in on one condition; you bring some cash to repair it in case it breaks.

[Oren]

*Oren grins behind her book* Jay, think about it...if you let them brake the counter, then they will move to bigger things...But maybe it's just me...

[munchkin]

Good point. But I'm only letting them blow up that(I need a new one anyway;) ). If they blow up anything else, theyre paying for it along with being kicked out of the coffee house, so I would advise them not to do that.

[Celebthôl]

also if there is going to be no more fighting can i be re-employed? same things apply as when i was previously!

[munchkin]

Ok. Sure. I had know idea you left.........:confused: Oh well. Yea, you can be re-employed

[Celebthôl]

yeah there was loadsa fighting between Oren and Neothen so i left but now im back yay!

[Oren]

Well, if Neothen is going to be so jealous, then do you really want to? But you can... And you say that as if I'm not here...

[Neothen]

" I'm over that hole mess, but I don't even know why the fight started in the first place."

[Celebthôl]

wot do you mean sweety?(to Oren) you dont mind if i work here do ya? i hope not

[munchkin]

Ok. I had know idea you had left. Yay! Your back! Now could I get an order of buffalo wings and a hot chocolate? I'm really hungry....