The Phoenix Lair Pub

[Kellivara]

not much really, lots n lots of nothing:) (the usual)

[Nefmariel]

figures, *sips ale* so anyone know a good place to sleep around here my house is three days away so any good Inns or hotels?

[Kellivara]

well, I usually just pass out on the couch over there *points to the wall length couch along the back wall* or else I sleep outside, but that's just me, lol, so I wouldn't really know

[Nefmariel]

I slept outside last night can I have the couch?

[Éomond]

*Takes drink of the 'seceret drink'*
"Thanks Kelli!"

"Back to your guy hit on guy thing thank the lord I havn't! (if you guessed, i'm a guy) but there is a real homo. in my French.

"anyway, I usually sleep on that couch over there!''
*points*

[Nefmariel]

ok I'll sleep outside again dang you Eomond! oh well.

[Éomond]

"Wait! You can have the couch Nef! Take the couch, I'll have the sofa:D"

[Nefmariel]

alright:) . just currious you which one is bigger?

[Thauredhelion]

*walks in and sits down quietly*
any ale will do please

[Nefmariel]

well I haven't fully gotten the job yet but I asked for a temporary job, so would you like something light, or strong?

[Thauredhelion]

better make it strong! gotta sooth these muscles^^

[Nefmariel]

ok *hands Thaur a strong ale* we may run out most people like the strong stuff. I prefer the light ale myself ^^.

[Thauredhelion]

^^ thank you! *drinks ale*
ah good stuff!
so whats up?

[Nefmariel]

oh nothing really slow tonight. I think I'll get a light ale *gets light ale* *sips ale* ah very good, and plenty of it since I think I'm the only one who likes it!

[Thauredhelion]

lol well more for you^^

[Nefmariel]

yeh no kiddin! so how have your travels been?

[Thauredhelion]

well preatty good! not many confontation as usual... so it can get a little boring at times... hmmm gotta go orc hunting! heh how have your journeys been?

[Éomond]

They're both the same size Nef:)
*Finds a half open cooler on the ground and starts to drink it*
"Hello Thaur! I'm Éomond!"

[Nefmariel]

my journeys have been fine, couple of fights with a few Uru-Kai no biggie.

[Nefmariel]

hey Eomond thanx for the couch, Thaur Eomond is cool so talk to 'im! also Eomond how have your travels been?

[Thauredhelion]

hello Éomond how are you this fine evening... (at least here its night! lol)

[Nefmariel]

anyone need anything?

[Thauredhelion]

ill have another strong ale please! i seemed to have run out of this one *looks at glass quizzically*

[Nefmariel]

appearently so *gets you another one* there you go take your time we are almost out thank goodness we are getting more tomorrow!

[Éomond]

"I'll have another cooler!"
"It's night here also Thaur, so yeah, good evening!"

[Thauredhelion]

cool! How are you this evening;)

[Nefmariel]

yes how is everyone tonight!

[Éomond]

I'm doing great! Really excited about Christmas though! Et toi (and you? if you didn't know that)?

[Thauredhelion]

im good! *sips ale*

[Nefmariel]

I am fine as well, excited for christmas! I also want the day after christmas to come though because my best friend is coming home, from her trip.

[Thauredhelion]

christmas kinda snuck up on me this year... lol and i cant wait for the day after either! lol im going snowboarding^^

[Nefmariel]

I'll be on my way to Grey Havens to open presents then off to Lothlorien to open some!

[Thauredhelion]

im off... to Bree i suppose...

[Nefmariel]

ok visit again soon!

[Thauredhelion]

oy! im not leavin yet^^ lol

[Nefmariel]

oh good well you said you were. hang on *goes to get herself a drink of light ale and plops down on a stool next to Thaur to rest her knee* much better. need anything?

[Thauredhelion]

no thanks^^ but thank you for asking
hope your knee gets better^^

[Nefmariel]

me too but it should be fine soon, I went to a doc and it should be fixed soon.

[Thauredhelion]

cool!
*starts to draw on his sketchpad*

[Nefmariel]

what are you drawing?!?

[Thauredhelion]

i dunno... havent decided yet...what should i draw?

[Nefmariel]

no idea...how about your empty glass???

[Thauredhelion]

oh it is empty! lol hmmm this time id better get some light ale;)
i dun think i wanna draw a glass anyway!

[Nefmariel]

I didn't think so *gets you a light ale* anything else *she says while drying the inside of your old goblet*?

[Thauredhelion]

no thanks... im good... just the ale...... hmmm what to draw...

[Nefmariel]

why don't you draw you homes outer image in Bree?

[Thauredhelion]

ah that is a good idea! thank you m'lady!

[Nefmariel]

no prob now why don' you draw it?!?

[Thauredhelion]

already started! ill try and show you the end result^^

[Nefmariel]

ok need summit?

[Thauredhelion]

no thanks!

[Nefmariel]

ok I'm gonna rest my eyes on the couch let me know if you need something and don't hesitate *goes over to couch and closes eyes but doens't fall asleep* *grunts with comfort*

[Thauredhelion]

alright^^ *continues drawing*

[Nefmariel]

oh and if I fall asleep wake me up for the time being unless I say other wise *I say without opening my eyes*

[Thauredhelion]

ok!! ill just be drawing!
*draws*

[Nefmariel]

*gets up* oy I'm cold I'm going next door really quick to buy a blanket I could use one *puts cloak on, hood up walk next door*

[Thauredhelion]

alright^^

[Nefmariel]

back *takes cloak off and puts it under pillow on the couch* remember wake me if I fall asleep so ask me stuff to see if I'm awake *lyes down with new green blanket*

[Thauredhelion]

alright! had a good break so far?

[Nefmariel]

*no reply, just lyes down without making a sound or opening her eyes*

[Thauredhelion]

you still awake?
*shakes her a bit*

[Nefmariel]

eh what *grunts awake opens eyes* ooh thanks nodded off for a min, need anything while I'm up?

[Thauredhelion]

no nothing! so hows your break been so far?

[Nefmariel]

fine, borin with fights and things as usual u? *closes eyes* don't let me fall asleep but let me close my eyes *they are still shut*

[Thauredhelion]

its been good... no big events... kinda calm... cept snowboarding...

[Nefmariel]

ah....*says sleepily*

[Thauredhelion]

now dont doze off! unless you want to of course^^

[Nefmariel]

naw not yet, could you get me a light ale please?

[Thauredhelion]

sure! *gets Nef a light ale* there ya go!
*continues drawing*

[Nefmariel]

thanks *takes it and gulps the whole thing* that'll wake me up for a min. may I see what you have so far on your drawing?*sits up and keeps blanket on lower half*

[Thauredhelion]

sure!
*shows a really rough sketch of a little house on a hill*
nowhere near done! but getting there^^

[Nefmariel]

good! I like it! I think I'll get another ale *gets ale and starts to sip it* ahhh

[Thauredhelion]

thanks!
*continues working*
no... darn it thats all wrong! *erases a bit and restarts*

[Nefmariel]

you are very skilled!

[Thauredhelion]

eh not really^^ it comes and goes! lol gotta be in the right mood to draw good!

[Nefmariel]

the ale is whereing off.*eyelids droop*

[Thauredhelion]

i wont let ya fall asleep;)

[Nefmariel]

to bad I am good night *lyes down, starts to doze off waiting for Thaur to reply so she may go to sleep*

[Thauredhelion]

goin to sleep for the night?

[Nefmariel]

probably I may wake up but goodnight for now *sleeps and doesn't wait for next reply* seeya tomorrow.

[Éomond]

"Well! I'm still awake! Who wants some thing to drink!?"
*grabs a high caffine drink*

[Kellivara]

welcome to my pub Thaur! I see you have met nef:)

anyone need anything??

oh, Nef, since you are serving drinks when Kor and I aren't here (and when the drunk ones over there *points to Mab and Blade* are too drunk to serve;) which is most of the time:)) I will tell u sometin:) we never run out;) I have an extra storeroom in the back, and Kor refills that when it begins to empty out (havin a wizard around is handy, ne?) lmao, newayz, anyone want anything?

[Dragonblade]

Oi, well, I'm a girl and it was kind of weird...

Christmas snuck up on me, I just started AND finished my christmas shopping yesterday, LOL.

Kellivara, how fairs your father?
HEY! We're not drunk all the time! And we do our jobs, well, we would if there were any trouble makers...but sometimes Mablung just throws Eomond out to make an example...um...ya. We're not drunk all the time!! *staggers over to couch* And besides I only drink on day's that end with 'y' (LMAO)

[Nefmariel]

*yawns* morning can I have something to wake me up?

[Thauredhelion]

hello and good morning *yawn*
i think a light ale will do for now...*yawn*

[Nefmariel]

I guess I'll get it*gets light ale for Thaur and myself* there you are *sips ale* so how are you and everyone else?

[Shiprah]

Hey everyone. How about passing me a hot cocoa?

[Thauredhelion]

im good! its christmas eve! lol... man christmas really snuck up on me 0.o

[Nefmariel]

*gets Shiprah a cocoa* there you go. I'm fine bored but other than that....fine!

[Thauredhelion]

i hate being bored! lol hopefully i will get somthing to do with my time for christmas! lol

[Nefmariel]

yes I hope so too. I already opened one present! so anyone need anything?

[Thauredhelion]

ooo what did you get?

[Dragonblade]

Oi...I've just been put to work, I have to help my mom put together a vegetable tray...there's no rest for the wicked ;)

I think I'll pass on the cooler for now and grab a...uh...ale...yeah, an ale sounds good! LOL.

I get to open a present after dinner tonight. I am so excited about my mom opening this one present I made for her, I drew this big angel and coloured it and my nan bought a frame for it and I want my mom to open it...I'm excited!! I want to know her reaction. My grandmother keeps saying 'guess who comes tonight!' and 'We'll have to stay up tonight and listen for Rudolph!' *bangs head on desk* She's been saying that for the past two days! It's getting annoying!

[Éomond]

"Merry Christmas Eve everyone!"
*Trips over chair*
"Ow. Could I get some Cider!? Tanks."
*Gets up and lays on the table*

[Nefmariel]

*gets cider* there you are *gets light ale for me* ah thats good. the angel drawing sounds good!

[Éomond]

Merry Christmas!!!
I 'ope y'all got sum gud presenties, Ir gots 'ome 'ud ones!
Sorry but free um, Christmas stuff on me!!

[Nefmariel]

bye I must leave now *leaves for Lothlorien in the cold winter snow*

[Dragonblade]

My mom started to cry when she opened her present, the angel I drew her, she loved it that much...tehee.

[Éomond]

That's great DB! I got my mom a CD wallet:D
'I'll take a Sparkling Apple Cider please!'

[Kellivara]

*mixes a sparkling cider for Eomund* here y'are

anyone else want nething?

[Éomond]

"Thanks Kelli!"
*sip cider*
"ummmmmm, gooud!"

[Dragonblade]

That sparkling apple cider actually sounds good...could I have a cider please.

Has anyone seen the special edition FotR? It's got the cut scenes put back in, it's funny as hell.

[Kellivara]

alas, no, I haven't, but I DID FINALLY see TTT:)!!


*makes Blade and herself a sparkling cider*

[Dragonblade]

I haven't seen TTT yet...is it good? Cause I have heard both. I've heard that it's good and I have also heard that it is awful.

The special edition is awsome!

[Nefmariel]

*comes back for a quick drink before she leaves* about your question Dragonblade I thought it was great! but go see it and decide for yourself. can I have a light ale really quick?

[Kellivara]

*serves the light ale* Blade, it was AWESOME!!! And since I know you so well, I know u'll love it!

[Nefmariel]

*drinks whole thing* thanks kell, oh and Blade I already said this but GO SEE IT! decide then. well I must be off. *leaves back out into the cold weather*

[Dragonblade]

Hopefully, if my friend comes over on Tuesday we are going to go see TTT!!! And my moms christmas present for our neighbour is her paying for him and I to go see it!! So I get to see it twice ^_^

LMAO Kell, you do know me...so I take it there is a lot of fighting? I saw the trailer for it and fell in love ^_^ teheee lotsa fighting...and treebeard looks awsome!! I saw a picture of him in this book thing that my neighbour has.

OH! I started writing a LotR fanfic...lmao, Kell, when I get more written do you want me to send it to you?

[Mablung]

*Comes in and collapses onto the couch.*

I was at my grandparent's for the holiday's and couldn't get on Im back though hope you all had a good holiday season.

Fighting? Yes they had to cut a bunch out actually though because it would've been rated R if it was all in the EE will be awesome with all of it in.

*Starts downing a cooler.*

[Dragonblade]

Welcome back Mablung

Yeah, the part where Aragorn chops off the orcs head and blood squirts out is AWSOME!!!!! I started laughing and cheering...heh heh heh...o.0. But yeah, the stuff they cut from the fight scenes were brutal.

[Mablung]

Thanks

The critics are a bit sensitive in FOTR they cut out the part of Sauron glowing right before he explodes in theaters because it was too scary.

[Kellivara]

*Kell's father stands up, says something in drow to Blade and Kell, then something just to Kell, and then walks to the middle of the room* *Kell's father then waves and opens a portal, and in an instant is gone*



*Kell collapses onto the couch* "THAT was odd...."

[Nefmariel]

what'd he say??? and what was that all about???

[Kellivara]

nothing, don't worry about it, he's gone now.

*Kell jumps when a portal opens beside her, and from the colors of the portal she knows it's her father portal* *just when she thinks she spoke to soon, a little black cat strides out of the portal, then the portal closes*

*Kell picks up the cat and hugs it*

"Blade!!! look!! this is the cat I had to leave behing when I left Menzo!!! My father sent her back!!!"

*Kell smiles at the little kitty and carries it to the back room to get it some little food and milk dishes, then goes to the icebox and fills them up*

[#1 Legolas #1]

Sits down to have a beer.Spits it out. worthless beer.

[Nefmariel]

another light ale Kell and that sure was normal.;)

[Kellivara]

*bursts out laughing* Well I guess I wouldn't know how the beer tastes, I sure as anything don't drink it, I just buy it. I prefer ales and gargle blasters for myself, and I've some customers who would recommend the Vodka coolers. You're the first customer to even try a beer, so I guess no more beer from that supplier, ne?




here ya go Nef! *hands Nef her mild ale*

[Nefmariel]

thanks Kell this is good stuff! *sips it* and it isn't strong which'll knock me out after a pint full!

[Dragonblade]

*sits stifly on a bar stool, a slight worried look on her face* Kellivara, has you father received word about Matron Tyr'Daillam? When he spoke breifly to me he said something about her return...have you heard anything else?

*glances at the cat* worthless balls of fur...no offence Kell, but I prefer my lizards thank you.
I for one prefer the Vodka coolers, and now that you mention it *grabs cooler and pops cap*

I have FINALLY seen TTT! And it kicked serious ass!!!!!!!!!! Except some changes they made were so drastic even I was ticked, which is very rare for me...but the battle scences were awsome...mwahahaaaaaaaa and there was an explosion and dudes flying and and....MWAHAHAAAAAAAA!! Blood!! And fire!! Tehee hee hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Nefmariel]

told you it was good, cats are alright as lizards, but I like horses, so is anything particular going on here?

[Mablung]

Yeah Faramir was bad but I Gollum and most everything else made up for that.

I prefer dogs myself the smarters one usually like German Shepards our old one could climb fences and open doors.

[Nefmariel]

yeh German Shephards are smart but so are:

Lab's
Belgian Malinois


some others but those are the ones, I remember mostly besides G.S.'s, so can an elve get another light ale around here?

[Dragonblade]

I myself prefer Dragons, but in Menzoberanzzan lizards are the preferable way to get around.

Huskeys are the best type of dog (no Canadian jokes!!)

[Nefmariel]

hey just saying if anyone needs a place to sleep go to Serrets Inn its my new in if you need a place to stay.

[Mablung]

I actually think of Alaska or Siberia when I think of Huskies so you get by free on that one Blade.

[Kellivara]

Huskies rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya know, I once met someone with a huskie named Cody............now I wonder where my mind was at that point.................





*serves light ale* sorry!!! I was away! not my fault!!!

[Nefmariel]

its fine yeh huskies are ok but I like Belgian Malinois, they look alot like German Shephards

[Kellivara]

yea well, everybody has their own opinions.

*pets the black kitty*



Anyone need anything?

[Dragonblade]

*watches her stupid black cat run around her computer chair and try to attack her legs* Yes I was talking about my cat, not yours Kell. I like cats, but mine is stupid. She doesn't even land on her feet when she falls.

Yes, everyone has their own opinion...*eyes flash black and a minature black dragon appears wraped around her shoulders* Isn't that right Dar? *dragon chirps and nods*

I'd actually like a cooler...but I can get that myself *gets up and goes in search of a vodka cooler*

[Kellivara]

lmao jaaaaaa, Lulu is a bit slow:rolleyes:

an I won't be online for 3 weeks remember, so u guys gots ta keep the pub in check--and no redecorating, the 2 painted walls are enough:p

*TWITCH* *pouts* Shadow-chaaaaaaaan!!!! I don't think I'm going to get the chance to say goodbye to him!!! *whines*

[Nefmariel]

we'll keep an eye on the pub don't worry we won't destroy it *winks* kidding. seeya soon!

[Mablung]

We may deplete the stores of coolers by then but the pub itself will stay intact.

*Pops one open and drinks it.*

[Kellivara]

lol Mab u and Blade don't need to worry about the stores of anything, Kor can order more stuff:D

[Mablung]

Ill drink to that!

*Drinks to it and keeps drinking because he doesnt have to worry about the stores anymore.*

[Wonko The Sane]

OOC: I'm not going to bother to read pages and pages of missed messages, ok?

*wakes from her sleep and waves a hand at the bartender*

Whatever it was I just drank don't let me drink it again!!!

I was out for weeks!

[korhall]

i will make sure to order or create more stores. throws a beached whale to wonko...HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[Dragonblade]

Ah...the illusive bartender...finally decided to join us I see...lol jk.

Promise Kell, no redecorating! And I know you won't be on...and I hope you at least get some time to say good-bye to your dragon-rider...I get to see my boy on Saturday and maybe friday...yay...and I am going to shut-up now...yup, closing mouth.
*grabs another cooler seeing as though she doesn't have to worry about depleting the stock, pops the cap an takes a sip, followed by another sip*

Geez Wonk, maybe you shouldn't let Kor make your drinks, cause I think you had one of his.

[korhall]

if i remember right you did wonk, but that whale is weak and won't hurt you too much

[Mablung]

Yeah some of his more fun ones will though. Anyway welcome back Wonks.

[Dragonblade]

yeah, like a gargle blaster...it's like being hit in the head with a gold brick zested with lemon..or something along those lines, please help me with that Kor, lol.

[korhall]

close enough. slides a few ogres on the dunes down the bar to a few random people who then disappear

[Mablung]

You know I tried hitting my head with the lemon zested gold brick on vacation and the drink is much more pleasent.

[Wonko The Sane]

Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.

The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit, it says. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V- Oh that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!! Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost). Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphuor. Add an olive. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.

[Mablung]

Yeah and let me tell you most of those organizations just want your money.

[Dragonblade]

Dude, I so gotta get me one of those books. LMAO.

yeah, I think the drink would be much more pleasant...drinking doesn't require maming what small brain cells are left.

[Mablung]

Hey Ill stick to my Tsunami Boosters they leave you able to put a sentence together at least.

[Wonko The Sane]

I love alcohol.
But I swear I'm not a lush!

[Mablung]

*Whispers to blade*

Why is she telling the tree she loves alcohol?

[Wonko The Sane]

*pulls Snaga out of her pockets*

Everyone, I'd like you all to meet my boyfriend. I like to call him Alcohol.

I hope this explains everything.

[Mablung]

Wow Snaga is a lot more conviniently pocket sized then I remember him.

[Wonko The Sane]

I have magic pockets! Like Marry Poppins' carpet bag!

EVERYTHING fits in my pockets!

[Mablung]

hmmmmmmmmm *takes the coat rack and puts it into her pocket then takes it out and puts the tree in too.* Hey this is fun! *Puts the coat rack in again but it gets spit out and nails him in the forehead.* Ok Ive had enough of that. *Goes back to drinking*

[Wonko The Sane]

I'd like you to please refrain from handling my pockets please.

:D

[Nefmariel]

*walks in you didn't notice her leave* hello again light ale please *sits in corner hood up*

[Wonko The Sane]

*glares at Nef*

You ate my Chia pet.

[Nefmariel]

heh what are you talking about?

[Dragonblade]

ROTFL!!!! This is too funny...
First Wonk's is talking to a tree, then she accuses Nef of eating her chia pet...lmao...and then Mab with the magic pockets. Ooooh, tummy hurts. This beats sitting in my room waiting for my phone call.
Yeah, I think I will stick to my vodka coolers, they only leave you slightly buzzed. LOL. Which reminds me *goes off in search of a cooler*

[Mablung]

*Tosses Blade a cooler from a bucket on the seat next to him.*

Sorry Im kinda hording them all so I dont try for another Gargle Blaster. And sorry about the pockets Wonks.

[Wonko The Sane]

*intercepts the cooler as it's being tossed to Dragonblade*

It was in the air! That means it's fair game!!!

*reaches into her pockets and pulls out an orc-child who bites the top off her bottle and then puts the kid back in her pocket. She takes a long swig* Mmm...good stuff.

[Mablung]

Hmmmmmm didn't count on an interception. ooooooo orcling!

*Gets up then sits down again unable to think of a pleasent outcome to him playing with an orc child and tosses another cooler to blade.*

[Wonko The Sane]

That's a mean orc-baby too. You'd best stay away!!!

*doesn't want to start the discussion of why she's carrying an orc-child in her magic pockets*

[korhall]

well i do. why do you carry an orc child around?

[Wonko The Sane]

Well...to bite the tops off bottles for me...as a foot-stool when I want to put my feet up...
Because he's an orc-baby and I can.

I'm in the Dark Legion...I can command orc-babies at will!!

[Shiprah]

*Shiprah walks in* Hello everyone! How are you all doing?

[korhall]

throws a glass at the newbie, who fortunatly catches it since it is full of gargle blaster. read the last few pages before drinking that!

hi i'm korhall the friendly if totally freakingly weird wizard bartender guy man, and defacto boss around here when the real boss is away. *turns to look at the regulars* any problems with that???

you have any questions i am here to help, i also do relationship counciling, bar mitzvas(sp) and anything else. i'm boss because i order the booze and snacks. i also do the cooking around here.

[Shiprah]

*Instead of drinking it I ask for an ale* Whats all this about an orc-baby and a chia pet?

[Kellivara]

OMG!!! MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!


lmao! And yea, I officially dub Kor as boss when I am gone. Why? cuz he is sometimes the only sane one here.......wait a minute...SANE!?!? KOR!? I must be losing my mind:D lmao, anywayz, he is boss when I'm gone cuz he is co-bartender (If anyone needs a reason, which I doubt)


oh and Blade, I didn't get to say goodbye to the dragonrider:(:(:(:(:( well......now back to my remaining 2 weeks of punishment.........

(I can post now cuz I'm at a friend's house, lol)

oh, and Wonks......why was Snags in your pocket????........nevermind....I probably don't want to know....:D lmao sorry, just HAD to ask.....


well I'm off to eat!! see y'all!!!!!!!

[Dragonblade]

Kor gets to be the boss? Well that's no fun...lol joking.
No more intercepting my coolers wonk's! LOL.
Thank's for the cooler Mab *catches it and pops off the cap*

Ok, I might not be on a lot, if at all, during the next 2 weeks cause exams are coming up, and I am already banned from the phone and from receiving visitors (Kell, I can't see my Ridley :() So I will most likely be banned from the computer... I wish I was back in elementary...*pouts and sips cooler*

[Mablung]

No problem.


I got all of my exams over with before break and Im still on it actually and will be through next week anyway I think I can handle any rowdy customers alone good luck on them.

[Dragonblade]

Alright, thank's Mab...

Yeah, my exams are in like 2 or 3 weeks but I have to start studying now...I'm not supposed to be on the computer but I just spent 4+ hours doing math homework and I don't feel like studying for math.

*trudges over to a couch and flops down* Too tired...

[Mablung]

Hey I have to take trig dont complain about your math. :p

[Dragonblade]

The trig I had to do was easy, but I am in Data Functions, and the math I am doing now is probability...and it's really stupid...and pointless. Then again, Trig is pointless, but it still has to be done...argg.

[Mablung]

We are doing Composition of Ordinates Rotary Motion and Inverse Functions.

[Dragonblade]

*blinks* Holy ****...nevermind...but the inverse functions I get...the other stuff just went straight over my head, lol.

[Mablung]

Im pretty sure it goes over our teacher's head too he just looks at the book and mumbles a lot.

[korhall]

it is pretty easy stuff if you ask me...but then i sleep through most of it

[Dragonblade]

LOL, that sounds like my math teacher, sometimes when he gets really confused, he'll put the book on his head.
Heh, one year I slept through, and doodled through my entire semester of english and still pulled of an 89, lmao. I originally had a 94 but I screwed up on a presentation so that brought down my mark.

Hey, I have started writing a LotR fanfic...do you guys wanna read it so far? It's on my site...oh, but if you can't take a little humor then I suggest you don't read it.

[Mablung]

Hey Ill read it I like your other story so far but I havent had much time to read it at this rate Ill have it done by next year... English for me is a joke our teacher lets us sleep if we want and I still pulled off an A sleeping through 70% of the classes.

[Mablung]

Thats great Blade I love it my friend and I are writing a parody of LOTR as well if we ever finish it Ill put it up here.

[Wonko The Sane]

Who wants to pet my Warg cub?!

*pulls an adorable Warg puppy out of her pockets and cuddles it*

Snaga gave him to me, what should I name him?

[Mablung]

Awwwwww I do *Puts on heavy leather glove the strokes it* I do not have good luck with animals hence the glove. Im especially wary of a Warg.

[Wonko The Sane]

He doesn't bite ME!

And anyway, he's teething, so he's not going to rip your hand off or anything!!!

[Mablung]

Oh alright since he is just teething. *Takes off the glove and resumes petting him* Awwwwww Wargs are so cute until they are abused into large things that ripe people limb from limb... This one should be nice though since I doubt you'll abuse him.

[Dragonblade]

...Warg...?

[Wonko The Sane]

A large, magical, intelligent wolf.

See "The Hobbit" for further explanation!
:D

Anyway, I'm not going to abuse my Warg cub! But he is going to be my evil companion!!
:) I'm in the Dark Legion...and I think that a snarling glorified-wolf-thing will help my image.
Cos I'm not much good at the snarling myself. :)

[Mablung]

*Hesitates a moment*

You'll teach him its not nice to gnaw on people when you don't command it to though right? Anyway I think one of those large flying mounts the Nazgul used would enchance it more than a Warg.

[Wonko The Sane]

I don't want one!

Those things aren't cute as babies!!!

And yes, I'll teach him to behave.
But he's a smart evil side-kick. He can figure that out for himself. ;)

[Mablung]

Yeah but the flying dragon thing really scares people a lot more.

Alright I guess he'll be ok then as long as I dont smell like cats around him.

[Barakul]

*A dwarf walks in and sits at the bar next to Mablung. He then loks over and says.*

"Wot's that!?"
*He sswitches to the seat on the other side of Mabung. And replies to himself.*
"This my friend is a pint."
*Goes back to seat #1 and replies.*
"It comes in pints! I'm getting one!"
*Walks off. Then walks back to the seat next to seat one.*
"But you've had a half of one already!"

[Barakul]

*A dwarf walks in and sits at the bar next to Mablung. He then loks over and says.*

"Wot's that!?"
*He sswitches to the seat on the other side of Mabung. And replies to himself.*
"This my friend is a pint."
*Goes back to seat #1 and replies.*
"It comes in pints! I'm getting one!"
*Walks off. Then walks back to the seat next to seat one.*
"But you've had a half of one already!"

[Barakul]

sorry bout the double post, comp trouble.

[Éomond]

*Steps in bar* "Well, I say, haven't been in hear for a while! Could some one get me a Cooler? And, am I still the Bouncer's-Beat-Up-as-a-example-to-bad-people-person?"

[Barakul]

*Barakul walks up to Eomond and takes out his double headed battle ax.*

"So does that mean I can take a swing at ya? I'd love to beat the stuffing out of some one for no reason. I'll even buy you a drink afterward. What do ya say?"

[Mablung]

No only Blade and I have permission to beat on people in here.

[Barakul]

"Hmm thats to bad...Hey mind if I get a job as a boncer here? I may be small compaired to you humans but I can lick any one of ya when it comes to raw strength. I don't even wan't the job for the money I'm just in it to kick some human but. But don't worry I wont beat on the people I let in but I may scare them off with my big muskes, hahahahahha. No, no, seariusly now. What do ya say. I can work days or nights."

[Lossen Vana]

She watches the strange dwarf from her seat, now understanding why elves wouldn't be seen in public with them. They were a total imbaresment, and this one looked as if he was a few monkies short of a barel (in a sence of sanity). She snickered in the coner as she watched his foolishness with the human.

[Barakul]

*The dwarf hears something. It sounded like some one laughing. It was distinctly the laugh of an ELF! He looks around and then spots her. A tall beautiful elf. Sitting in the corner.*

"Excuse me a second men I have some business to deal with."

*Barakul then walks over to the elf.*

"So I bet you think I'm funny, elf. I bet you think your better than me because your ageless and you can see from far away. Of maybe because your tall. And I'm only a little taller than a hobbit. Well you may have your sive and your eye's and your age but I have the ears of a fox and the strength of a grizzly bear...Well I must say I can't compair to your beauty." *Shakes his head* "No wait were was I oh yes. So you think your better than me. Well I bet you I could beat you in a dule any time...But why would I wan't to hert such a beautiful chreature. Argggggg. How about I buy you a drink and we call it even. What do ya say elf?"

[Lossen Vana]

So snickers some more at his foolishness. 'Fox like hearing' she muttered to herself. 'Grizzly Bear strength' She didn't doubt that seeing his ax but it still amused her. This little dwarf in himself was quite amuzing. She hadn't really been around many of them. So she desided to take up his offer for the drinks and food. Only too study this "Sad strage little man." If he proved himself a worthy advasry she would make friends with him. If not, she let out another snicker, she would return to herr coner and continue to watch him act like a fool.

Ok dwarf. I accept your offer. But no funny buisness!

She followed him over to his table and waited for her drink.

[Barakul]

"Alright then a drink for my elf friend here. And I'd like some venicin. Ahh dear meat, very good stuff. So elf how what brings your round here? Out to beat on some humans like I? Hahahahah. So really now what might you be doing round here?"

[Lossen Vana]

She shakes her head and rolls her eyes at the dwarf. She thinks to herself 'what is he like 2?' She munches on the veicen, agreeing with the dwarf about the meat.

No unlike you I don't split heads. I am more of an onlooker here to watch the crowds.

Actully the truth was she was here for an adventure, but didn't feel like telling him this or she feared she would never get rid of him, or she would wind up dead. (Not from his axe, but from his eargerness to rush into things).

I guess that is it really.

She hoped her little lie would turn him down the wrong road, so he might leave her alone. She was getting a nasty headace from his voice and constant yapping.

[Mablung]

No you may not have a job here sir Dwarf and if you do not settle down we will have to eject you as well so play nice or end up in that gulley full of thorns outside.

[korhall]

that and the fact that the bar keep could and is quite willing to kick your tail. korhall then stands up from where he was putting away glasses, throws a cooler the guy who asked and then looks back at the dwarf. korhall is not physically impressive in terms of size. he is a half elf of medium build and with a grey streak in an eyebrow. he then walks over to the table, hands the elf lady a drink and two advil. he then bows and says in elvish " my lady i did not know you were comming, why did you not send word? you must excuse my dress but i am an old friend you might not remember. i must deal with this dwarf first, but then we will talk"

so dwarf will you accept my challenge? right here, right now, *tables are scooted back to make a fighting area* you and me. anything goes, ready?

[korhall]

nobody give the dwarf info about me please. as i know little about him, it is only fair that he know little about me. he will find out though.

dwarf it is to the surrender or incapacitation. no death blows from either of us. i would not stain this happy place with the smear of death.

[Lossen Vana]

Lossen looked at the other elf. And gladly took the advil.

Thank you my friend. I deeply needed that.

She grined not evily but just with curiousty what the little hyper dwarf might do, to the one that claimed "knows her". She almost subconsly(sp) shrugged her shoulders. And began to drink the free drink. 'Even if I don't know him. He dose seem to be very nice.' She thought to herself.

[korhall]

in her mind, she then heard a voice. " yes i am my lady, and this is only one of my talents. don't worry i won't read your mind again, i just wanted to make sure i was right about you."

[Lossen Vana]

She shuttered slightly as he read her mind. She was still to young to have lernt the trick yet. And it annoyed her when others did it. But she let onto a smile on her face as if she understood him.

[korhall]

once again in her head "my lady compared to me you are an infant, so don't let it bother you."

[Lossen Vana]

She let into a slight frown, being as young as she was. It posed many hinderances for her, but she accepted it. Maybe not as willingly as some might have. But she did. Although she still wasn't happy with him ready her mind.

[Mablung]

*Leans over to Lossen*

10 bucks on Kor

[Lossen Vana]

She leans in and throws 10 gold peices on the table agreeing with the human .

I'm in on that.

[Mablung]

Alright anyone else want to place some bets?

[korhall]

throws a small bag of coins to mab, 25!

when he gets on make him stay, i will be there soon

[Mablung]

No such luck sorry Ive been up for 38 hours now and I need some rest.

*Lays down on the couch and goes to sleep*

[Lossen Vana]

She turns toward Kor.

I will help you if you like.

She was still wondering what he had to do with her, and how he knew her so well. Even though she had never seen him in her life.

[korhall]

no thank you my lady, this is between me and him. don't worry about me i have more up my sleeve than you could know. and from that look on your face i can tell you that i am not 29, my looks are deceiving

[Dragonblade]

10 on Kor

And by the way dwarf...I am as well an elf...so you pick on any of the elf-kind here, and you will have me to deal with, and I am not as kind as my surface cousins *eyes flash red* You may out match me in raw strength, but I have a hunch you have never messed with a pissed off drow.

[korhall]

puts a hand on kells shoulder. kell this one's mine. and you know as well as i the we halfbloods can be alot more dangerous than you think. you found that out the hard way. remember...

but i think i can handle this guy. he has no idea what i am capable of

[Lossen Vana]

She watches how quickly the elves band together. It was a good thing to know that her race could always could be counted on in case of an emergancy (even if it is only a dwarf)! But dwarfs are still not something to be underestamted even if they are hariy and smell like raw cabbage.

[korhall]

DB i am SOOOO sorry i called you kell. my hands don't type what i mean them to.

[Dragonblade]

Yes, half-bloods are dangerous, so stop underestimating me!

Aye, you can handle him, but I am just letting him know that if youy arn't around, then I will gladly kick his ass.

(PS get the names right!)

[korhall]

my lady i have delt with things that you heard about in scary stories around the fire. i told them to you. but you couldn't remember, even if you want to.

[korhall]

thanks DB

[Lossen Vana]

She tries to remeber, what he is talking about. But her memory failed her. Unless he ment her dreams. Which he did bear a resemblance to someone who she once met in one of them. And what he talks about is something in her dreams. But then she thought; How could he get into my mind like that? She was more puzzled then when she started talking to herself in the first place. She then shook her head and took another advil.

[korhall]

all will be clear, the dwarf's punishment might lend some light to your search. i will fill in the blanks if needed.

[Dragonblade]

lol, that's alright Kor.

Yes, elves usually ban together, and although I called myself an elf, which was only for the sake of argument, please never call me an elf. I am a drow, and proud of it.

LMFAO Lossen...hairy and smelly like raw cabbage...lmao!!!!! I just noticed that now...Hairy smelly and...short.
Now I must admit that I am no giant, but I am still taller than a dwarf.

SO listen up dwarf...I know Korhall is a handful himself...but if he ever happens to be absent, and you start messing with Lossen, or any other elf in here, you will have me and most likely any other elf in here after you, and once Kellivara gets back you will have two very pissed off drow after you...so you might want to learn how to hold you tongue.
Dos orn elnatha ussta rah ka dos xun naut venorsh dosst ooble!

[korhall]

DB, calm down. this dwarf will get the point. he is not bad at heart i don't think. but his ego needs deflating. i hope it will not be to painful for him.

dwarf pick an element. earth, fire, water, air or metal

[Lossen Vana]

She frown and bows to dragonblade.

So sorry. I didn't know you look so elf-like to me. And forgive me I'm still young and never knew of the race of Drow. I am only 214 yrs. old. If you may can you tell me more about it?

She nodded, yes the elves and drows would ban together if the dwarf, pulled anything. Any Dwarf for that matter. But she still mused in the thought of her confusion. 'What will I learn about myself from the dwarfs demise, and what can this one named korhall teach me about myself. Or my past self that I do not know. Or do not remember?)' she spoke to herself for awhile (not outloud but mentally).

[korhall]

lets just say that you and i were very close once.

[Lossen Vana]

She looks at his quite confused. But gose along with it. Not that she was gullible, but just liked an adventure, or riddles, or anything that was puzzling to the mind. So she just nodded and smiled. And waited for more infomation feeling it would all click in the end.

[korhall]

i guarantee it

[Lossen Vana]

So do you think you can tell me something right now that may bring it all back?

[korhall]

why not. kid i am not the 29 year old man you see before you. you are not the 24 year old person you remember. about 275 years ago you and i were very close *korhall then hugs vana* hello little sister, it has been far too long

[Lossen Vana]

Now she was really confused. Sister? Brother? HUMAN!? It was hard to think that she could be human. At one point in a past life. But it would have explained why she people watched so much. Be how could this have happened? Unless the gods that look apon middle earth did it during an unfotante accident. But even then how could Kor remeber. He had to have reborn also. Of couse he did say he had extrodany powers. She didn't doubt that. But still. Brother, Sister? Shell shocked she stuttered.

H-H-h-ow? It c-can't be?

She drank another pint of beer and took some stronger headace pills. Then she looked at Kor for a long while studying him. Then a smile washed over her paniced face. She seamed to now understand it. Her dreams were telling her of this.

Brother?

She said in a muffled tone as she hugged him back.

[korhall]

well, technically half brother. you are all elf, i'm a half breed. and no i wasn't reborn. i have had many adventures since you left vana. but i must tell you both about your past and mine. and our family's past.

i am not 29 i am roughly 2600, i was the victim of a magical accident of my own doing when i was younger. i am effectively immortal now. i have spent my life becoming one of the most powerful wizards in middle earth. i also picked up a few sword tricks. you are roughy 2450 or were i should say. i don't know how you were reborn, but i am glad you were. you and i are also decendants of the batchal. that explanes all of my and your abilities. freaky i know, i will teach you how to use your abilities. we will talk about this more later. i am just glad that i finally found you after all these years. *hugs vana again* by russ it has been too long vana.

[Lossen Vana]

She heaved a sigh of releif. She wasn't human. She didn't mind them but the thought of being one made her skin crawl. She gave shutter. She was quite speachless. Not quite knowing what to say. It was more the less her jaw dropped as low as it could, and her eye gave a twich, making her look like and orc that had gotten up on the wrong side of the bed. She now seamed to have more confusion in her mind then before she knew the anwser.

[korhall]

korhall then touched her head with 2 fingers. his eyes fluttered and he flodded a wealth knowledge into her head. now she knew the history of the batchal and of her brother, and herself.

[Lossen Vana]

Feeling almost a shockwave of memories flood into her brain in nearly a second. She almost passed out on the floor. When she got up she knew of everything except how she died. She then posed this question towards her brother.

Brother how did I die. I still feel lost not knowing that.

[korhall]

well, dam^ this is hard. it is really hard to think about this, it hurt alot to see you go. i got two orc arrows in the belly, and lost an arm. but you were sacrificed by the gatherer, to bring about a creature whose birth caused a war that lasted 300 years. i was fighting to free you, but they got me. i was semi-comatose but i saw him kill you. it broke my heart. i was found by the meade, who healed me and then i got my wolf spirit in the magic accident i told you about.

that was one of the hardest things i ever had to endure. it took me 300 years but you were avenged and i killed the gatherer with my own hands. then the creature was banished. father and mother both said you would return, but i only wish they had lived to see it. they died 700 years ago from old age.

[Lossen Vana]

That is too bad. My parents died only alittle while ago out at sea. There was a horrible storm and the whole ship went down.

She thinks about her poor Mor Ros who probally didn't survive. He was her baby. She loved him with all her heart, they adventured together, and he saved her in danger. She shook her head knowing that he never could have survived the storm or the fire. He was strong but not that strong. She lifted her eyes back up and rolled her shoulders. With a sigh,

OMG that sounds horrible. But it is a good thing that you killed him. And just think If I wouldn't have gotten killed you never would have gotten the powers of the wolf. So all things come for the best.

She smiles at him.

[korhall]

mor ros? yes i guess i have you to thank for that.

* the pain flashes through him again* not now he wispers, not here...
the memories bring back the pain

[Lossen Vana]

She forgot that he could read minds. As she watched him in pain it brought back her own pain she had. From her family and from her dog.

Yes Mor Ros is my dog or was.

She sighed then rushed to where Kor was to comfort him. The more she helped the more Mor dashed threw her memories. A jet black greyhound. With a coat that shined like dew. And bright blue eyes like that of the sky. He was almost magical. As she gazed into the distant memories of the past, she stroked Kors head, in comfort. Then looked back at him as if suddlenly snapped back out of her trance.

I hope you will be ok.

She said backing away towards her chair. Still hoping in her faith that Mor was alieve, and if he was he was happy.

[korhall]

sure, hey i have an idea, can you think of the time that mor was the happyest?

[Lossen Vana]

With me of couse. He couldn't care less about the weather or the conditions. He just wanted to be with me. He was my family when they ignored me. He was my sun when the rain was pouring. Needless to say he was my life.

Her mind filled with his bark. It was a low somber one, but happy. The more she listened to his bark the louder it got. Until she heard a faint scratching at the door to the bar. As she pushed it open. In walked a badly buised limping dog. That looked like it had been threw Mordor and back. As she saw the dog a tear ran down her soft white cheak.

Mor Ros has returned.

She flung her arms around his neck, carefull of his brusies.

Mor I would like you to meet my long lost brother Korhall.

[korhall]

i knew it would work. hi mor, been a long time. hold still this might hurt. * korhall then let his power show, suddenly he was in flowing robes of multi colors. he then passed his hands over mor, then a white glowing cloud materialized around mor. it sourounded him and then it burst outwards, and then mor lay still on the floor.

[Barakul]

*Barakul stood in slide confution from Korhall. He though that Korhall wanted to fight, not go down memory lane. It was no matter to him though. Fight of no fight he was going to finish his venison!*

"Well if your just going to sit here and go down memorie lane here I'd like to finish my venison. But if you want to fight thats fin with me. I'll just finish it after the fight. Now if you don't mind I'm quite hundgry and I really don't like fighting on an empty stomach. So I'll eat some more meat, you'll rap up your memory trip, and then we'll see what happens. Oh and please don't accuse me for being rude here for you were the one that wanted to fight in the first place. Also Dragon Blade just back off will you. Don't try and make this any bigger than it has to be. It's only a bar fight."

*Barakul sits back down and starts eating his venison again.*

[Lossen Vana]

Lossen sees Mor hit the floor. She gasps, and was about ready to attack Korhall, even if he was her brother. Then ever so suddenly Mor got up. His bruises were healed and he looked as good as new. The jet black dog then went over to Korhall and licked his face in thanks. Lossen Vana also went over and hugged her brother.

Thank you so much brother. Now what will you do about the Dwarf?

[Wonko The Sane]

A lot has happened since I left!

[korhall]

now is the time to kick some dwarven butt and take some names

[korhall]

well dwarf, you ready?

[Dragonblade]

Whoa...look what happens when my internet stops working...I'm confused...oh well, wouldn't be the first time.

So you want to know what a drow is...in a nut-shell it is an evil elf. I look elvish only I have dark skin. Plus, I do not think like an elf, elves are peaceful creatures who love nature...drow are evil and sadistic creatures who hate nature and live underground. Anything else?

And Korhall...if you need any help, like if you feel you need a break for a drink or anything (not that I am saying a break because you are tired or feeling weak, just if you feel like relaxing) I will gladly step in and kick some dwarven butt for a while.
lol, you know I always over-react...I believe that if you are going to do something you should do it right the first time.