The Phoenix Lair Pub

[Lossen Vana]

She looks at the drow and thoughts start going threw her mind. Some good some bad but the one that stuck, she had to ask.

So are YOU evil?

She waits for the drows reply. If the anwser was yes; she fingered her bow, in readyment.

[Goldberry344]

Goldie marches in looking important. "OK! WHICH one of you is It?" *glares about, winking at wonks, when her eyes fall on the dwarf.* "YOU!" *giggles* "midget. you are disturbing the peace. so i have been sent to look after you and tease you if need be."

[Mablung]

Alright an unofficial bouncer the odds are steeply going against the Dwarve's favor in here. Sucks to be a minority like that.

*Looks at all the elves around and that hes the only human then sits back and keeps trying to put attention on the Dwarf.*

[korhall]

calm down vana, DB is a friend of long standing. she is cool. she is just mischevious. and she is not a threat to us or our kind.

[Lossen Vana]

Relaxes her arm.

That is good to know.

[korhall]

so lets all calm down and i'll make us a few blasters

[Mablung]

Hehe you'd better warn Vana before you give her one.

[korhall]

mab, i'm half human so i got your back.

[korhall]

good point i hate drunken family, they are embarising

[Lossen Vana]

Looks at Korhall with questioning.

Drunkin Family? What do you mean by that and what are you giving me?

Her tone was more in question then in anger, as she looked over to her brother.

[korhall]

a gargle blaster has the same effect as getting hit over the head with a gold brick wrapped in lemon zest. they are not for those who can't hold their ale

[Lossen Vana]

She looks at him and with a smirk.

I can handle anything. Give me one and let me prove my strength.

Of course this was really all a ploy she never drank and it was a sure thing that she would be the first one to pass out, but non the less wanted to try one just because.

[Mablung]

Alright one of us will stay sober to help you too the couch since thats where pretty much everyone ends up after one or you put your hand in the candle and get 3rd degree burns without knowing it. Happened to me my first time not very fun.

[korhall]

korhall saw through that even without his powers. he decided to let her try it anyway. i know a good hangover cure

[korhall]

i don't know mab, i had a good time

[Lossen Vana]

She smiles at them and orders a blaster. The bartender warned against it but she desides to take it anyway. She holds one of them in her hand, and with a smile she chugged the whole thing down. Nothing happened at first, then her dog began to growl and she clenced her stomach. Her face turned a nasty shade of green and she felt like passing out. Then she grabbed her head, and misaimed grabing her nose instead. She felt dissy and extremly sick, looking at her brother she grimaced then heaved all over him.

[korhall]

korhall then stands up, magically untouched by the heavage, and says, i think i'll clean up. he snaps his fingers and poof the bar is spotless.

[Lossen Vana]

She blinks her eyes as they phase in and out, not focusing on anything. Then she began to speak sluring all her speach then stopped in mid sentance passing out.

[korhall]

korhall then picks her up and carries her over to the drunk sofa. he magics her clean and then kisses her forehead. " good night baby sister, rest easy tomorrow you will regret your decision. i garontee it. ( cajon accent)

[Mablung]

"Alright now load me up with one Kor!" I have no good reason to be coherent right now.

[korhall]

hold your palm flat. mab does, and then a blaster appears on it.

god i love this magic stuff...hehehe

[Lossen Vana]

She lays sleeping on the sofa, half spewing half sleeping. Her dreams were of the ship crash where she lost her parents, except it wasn't to a storm but a horrible red dragon. She then heaved again. And then feel back to sleep.

[Mablung]

Looks over at Vana as she heaves again. "You should have watered it down for the poor girl. Anyway Ill see you when I wake up." Downs the blaster and then staggers over to the couch and collapses on the coffee table instead.

[korhall]

korhall walked over to her, noticing her spew, he cleaned her off and placed a magic cleaner cloth next to her, if she spewed it would wipe her off. he then heard her mental screams. he then tapped into her head and saw that nightmare. he then snapped out of it and clamed her down. no more nightmares tonight... i promise. and with a wave of his hand the nightmares ended untill she woke up next.

[Lossen Vana]

Lossen then fell into a deep sleep, but even with his magic felt a dragon was somehow haunting her dreams. Then she spung awake it seamed that morning (or afternoon she had slept late) had come. As she awoke she felt horible and asked what happened not remebering the night before.

[Mablung]

*Is woken started by the scream and falls off the tabel banging his head on the corner*

Ouch... feels like a Gargle Blaster... I love those things Kor.

[Barakul]

OOC: Sorry I haven't posted been buissy with school work...On and GoldBerry the IT gave you away...Eltheia! :mad:. Ahh yes the pan-galactic gargle blaster. Created by Zaphod Beeblebrox. It's like getting your head bashed in with a gold brick wrapped in a lemon slice. And the only person who could drink more than like 5 and still survive was Ford Perfect. What a great 5 book trilogy that was. (Crazy auther.)

*Barakul sees that the nosie short tempered drow had finaly settled down and left him mostly alone. This was good. Now Barakul could finish his food. After finishing venison Barakul went over to Korhall and Mablung.*

"Let me see one of them. Let see if you elv...drow know how to make a REAL gargle blaster. Now if you head over to Erebor, were I'm from you can get a pritty good one. But there nothing compaired to the ones in the Iron Mountains. I herd theres this one bar that serves a gargle blaster that will nock ten years of your life. But that just what people say."

[korhall]

i told you you would regret it sis. korhall then stands up from behind the bar after finishing inventory. he then makes his clip board disappear and walks over to vana. he sits beside her and tells her what happened last night

[Lossen Vana]

As she listens, her eyes nearly bug. She couldn't beleve that she Lossen Vana had lost control and let her self get drunk.

[korhall]

it happens alot here. it doesn't reflect on you at all

[Lossen Vana]

Well thats a good thing...I think.

[korhall]

that need to be proper comes from mom. you can relax here. we are all friends. we all get messed up. it can only help you to learn your own limits

[Lossen Vana]

I think those blasters are my limit.

She laughes some.

[korhall]

hehe, they are fine after you get used to them. i will keep you down to beached whales.

[Lossen Vana]

Well those sound tame enough.

She nodded her head and smiled, at her brother.

[Dragonblade]

I am so sorry I haven't been on, with exams and the fact that my computer was out getting fixed kind of left me stuck.

Yes...I may come from an evil race...but I am only evil if pissed off. I am not as bad as the rest of my race. And even if I am evil m'lady...I did stand up when you were being threatened...so I cannot be that bad. ;)
But thank you Korhall.

Yup, I am still lost...but I think I will just jump in.

*glares at Barakul* Rath'arg

I think I will stick with my vodka coolers please.

[korhall]

language DB, language. there are those here who don't speak drow, or so i assume. and even if they did, that is quite unbecoming of a m'lady!!

[Dragonblade]

lol, Korhall, when have you ever known me to act like a lady?
And I know no one else speaks drow...that was the whole point.

*stretches comfortably in chair, throwing one leg over the arm rest* Poor Kellivara...she has been called away from her pub for quite a while.
*climbs off of chair, retreives cooler, then goes back to chair and resumes previous position*

[Lossen Vana]

Looks over at Dragon.

I'm so sorry but it is just a reation. You don't know who you can trust nowadys. If you know what I mean.

[Dragonblade]

Yes, I do know what you mean, more than you would know.
I don't overly mind, about your reaction that is, I am used to it, those who know my species are not to overly fond of them...so according to stereotypes, I should be the same, but as Korhall stated, I am not.

[Lossen Vana]

Smiles that the drow had not taking her readyness so hard.

I also know what you mean about getting misjudged quickly. For many eyes are agaisnt those of the elfs and will slander our name at any cost.

[korhall]

ain't it the truth.

dwarf if you ever make a comment about my cooking, my wife, my magic, either of my races, or my drinks again, i will come down on you like the wrath of valhala with russ at the lead

[Barakul]

"Well excuse me but I didn't mock you, any of your friends or anythng about you. And if any one is going to loose their temper it should be me. You have no right to faulsly accuse me. You have interupted me to no end. Thought of me infearoir the entire time I've been here without knowing the slightest detail about me. You have misjuged me to no end and your friend Dragon Blade has ridiculed me. I should be the one raising my voice. I should be the one loosing his cool. I should be the one ready to slauter you will a plethra of overwhelming uberness. (sorry the german fits in so nicly here.) So don't you dare tell me to watch it!"

[korhall]

inferior, no. arrogant yes. and you did insult my drinks. i think i know you better than you would beleive. and also if you are going to speak german use it properly

[Kellivara]

*a low snicker is heard from the doorway and everyone looks over to see a black cloaked figure with its back against one wall of the doorway and its feet propped up on the other side* *the figure bursts out laughing at the confused/slightly nervous looks of thenewcomers* *the shadowed figure waves as she hears about three people call out "Heya Kell!"*


*Kell clicks her tongue and the black cat that had been glaring at the dog from her seat on the shelf near the ceiling in the far corner comes bounding over to her and sits in her lap*

"Vana! That IS your name, right? Anyway, your dog can stay here so long as it doesn't so much as look at my cat the wrong way, even though there IS a no pets rule here, everyone who has brought a pet as of yet has special permission, which includes you. As you have probably noticed, I'm the owner of the pub and the other half-elven drow, although unlike Blade, my skin is fair as any elf, not black as the drow." *looks at Kor* "thanks for keeping things going while I've been gone. I'll take care of the bar while you fight, unless, of course, there is need of blasters;)" *looks to Mab* "30 on Kor!" *tosses small leather pouch containing 30 gold pieces to Mab* *snickers in Blade's direction* "no comment Blade...."

[Dragonblade]

*chuckles* This is quite entertaining. A dwarf loosing his temper is always comical.

I do not believe I judged you dwarf, I just threatened you because you picked on an elf.

Lossen, I have noticed that not many favor elves, which is quite sad.

[Dragonblade]

Vendui Kellivara...it's been a while.
Yes, you are the luckier of the breed, you proudly show your elvish heritage physically...but your drow instincts and mind show through brightly.

*tosses empty cooler bottle in the recycling and grabs another*

[Kellivara]

*picks kitty up out of lap and puts it on her shoulder as she walks across the room to sit on the couch* *kell stretches out on couch and kitty curls up next to her* *strokes kitty and continues talking* Hai, Blade, it's good to be back........*TWITCH* I miss the dragonrider!!!!! *settles deeper into chair in resolve to wait til he gets online* U talked to him lately Blade!?!?!? How'z he been!? *cuts self of so Blade can answer those questions first*

[Dragonblade]

*blinks stupidly* I am burnt out from studying...so what? He? You talking about your dragonrider? If so I haven't talked to him...ever, so I wouldn't know.

[Kellivara]

*shakes head* lmao! yes you have too! u really ARE burnt out if you forgot who the dragonrider was!!

*looks at Kor* "Kor!! PLEASE tell me you didn't replace all Blade's coolers with gargle blasters....cuz that would be too dam funny to stand........."

[korhall]

wellllllllllll.........the cooler written on them was a note for me to put them inthe cooler to chill...i guess i should have been more specific

[Lossen Vana]

The dog glares back at the unexpected vistor, and take no notice of the cat.

Yes Lossen is my name.

[korhall]

vana, may i present to you the owner of this establishment, kellivara, kelli to her friends. kelli, this is my half sister vana.

[Lossen Vana]

She bows to her.

Nice to meet you.

[korhall]

kelli, this one is an innocent. she just learned who and what she is. you don't even know most of it. i just told her most of her past. go easy on her ok. she is a friend., try to get her to relax ok, i'll be working bar. she needs to learn to be more laid back, like us if you know what i meaen. but keep her clean. and no blasters.

[Kellivara]

*Sighs* "ok ok, I'll be nice.......just so long as she stays on my good side" *turns to the newcomer* "You wish me to call you Lossen, correct?" *doesn't wait for an answer* "Well now you've got quite the safe haven here if you're ever in trouble, your brother has many friends around here, and if you ever need it, although with your new-found powers I doubt you will, you will find protection here" *tone changes as she snickers* "would you like a drink?" *Hands her a drink before she answers* *looks out of the corner of her eye to see that Kor is talking to Blade, which is good for her, cuz since he's busy, he can't stop her from giving Lossen the 'light' and 'un-spiked' ale* "Enjoy!" *snickers and walks away*

[korhall]

korhall then glances over, waves two fingers. and changes the ale to the unspiked kind. sorry kelly dear

[Dragonblade]

Kell, I am unbelievably burnt out...I have been studying for like 4 hours straight...and that means rewriting ALL of my notes, cause that's the only way I can remember stuff...I am so stressed out it's not even funny.

Kell...be nice! Lossen is new! She hasn't been introduced to our insanity yet! Leave her be...lmao.

*stumbles over to couch and flops down on it* Can someone get me a cooler? I can't move...

[Kellivara]

HEY!!! *spikes it again, taking no notice of that fact that Lossen now obviously knows it's spiked*

[korhall]

korhall then makes the mug disappear and creates a deranged ferrit in its place. it then runs up kelly's leg. don't mess with me kelly

[Dragonblade]

*blinks stupidly and watches the ferrit terrorize Kell* I'm not even gonna ask

[korhall]

korhall then vanishes the ferrit and ploats a cooler to DB

[korhall]

animal abuser

[Kellivara]

*grabs a 'cooler' out of the cooler box and hands it to Lossen*

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by korhall
animal abuser

who? me? oh, now that post makes no sense at all whatsoever now does it? *snickers*

[korhall]

cracks knuckles and says you want to start this kelly?

[Kellivara]

*bursts out laughing cuz Kor looks like an idiot with an 'I like to make out with boys' sign taped to his back*

[Dragonblade]

Hey, I might be burnt out, but I will fight if you start one with Kell...*evil grin*
But thanks for the cooler.

Nope, your right, that quote makes NO sence.

*blinks stupidly* After what I just saw...and the convo between me and my boyfriend...I ain't even gonna comment!!!!!!!!

[korhall]

sign disappears and a new more vulgar one appears in elvish on kelly's forehead, but it seems impossible to get off.

[korhall]

DB you are barely healed from the last time i thrashed you.

[Kellivara]

*glares and paints over it in tribal war paint* teehee:p

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by korhall
DB you are barely healed from the last time i thrashed you.

ok.......DID I MISS SOMETHING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[korhall]

oops the paint seems to flow into the shapes of the letters already on the sign. it must be unalterable as well...

[Kellivara]

*glares and puts bandana over it (Karate style)* leave it alone Kor!!!!

[Kellivara]

ARGH!!!!! I hate this....now i gotta get offline......dam. Anyway, Shadow-chan, Lauren's online, get ur behind on msn!! ANYWAY....

[Dragonblade]

You missed it and I missed it as well!

And Kor...you only WISH you could kick my ass.

I'd get on msn if I had it! I am still waiting to get everything installed on my computer! I don't even have my story on my computer anymore! Pete had to take everything off and we are still waiting for him to put everything back on, so once I get msn back, I will need to get EVERYONES e-mail addy's to get them added back on.

[Kellivara]

thought so. anywayz, I gtg, see ya!

[korhall]

bring it kelly, (you know this is all in good fun kids)

[Kellivara]

jaa, we know.


IC: get this thing off my forehead and we'll call it even, then I can go to sleep, ne?



OOC: I really gotta go now so I wanna end this now x_x....for now anyway:P

[korhall]

ok, removes sign, alls cool now

[Galdor]

The doors opened and a tall figure hooded and cloaked in black entered. Keeping his face hiden in the shadow of his hood, he walked up to the bar and asked Kell for a beer in a low voice. As soon as she gave it to him he slapped the money on the counter and walked to a table in the darkest section of the bar and sat down. And for quite some time he sat there hiden in the darkest, he spoke to no one, and no one came over to speak to him.

[Kellivara]

*raises eyebrow at the newcomer and turns to Blade* "well there's an odd one, but then again, who here isn't? And does he look oddly familiar to u?"

*turns to Kor* "thanx for removing that, it was getting rather annoying" *bursts out laughing when she spots the bright pink 'kick me' sign on Kor's back, and laughs even harder cuz she didn't put it there this time.* *kicks Kor* *when he turns to yell at her or kick her back she points to the sign and says "well it SAYS to kick you, so who am I to disobey!?"

[korhall]

you have never obeyed anything before, why start now?

[Dragonblade]

*kicks Kor in the butt* It says kick you!

[Kellivara]

I obey when it suits me:P

an shadow-chan u never did answer my question

[Dragonblade]

Wut question?

I have my first exam tomorrow!! GAHH!!! Rot in Heck!

[korhall]

sign disappears and then appears stapled on DB'S keister, rampant kicking from all parties

[Dragonblade]

*rips off sign crumples it and then throws it at Korhalls head*

[korhall]

ducks and then throws stickynotes at everyone

[Dragonblade]

WOHOO! Sticky note fight!
*grabs a pack of sticky notes and starts throwing them everywhere*

[Kellivara]

*puts sticky note on her forefead that says "I LOVE C.K." and a bunch of sticky notes on her arms that say random phrases from T-shirts n bumper stickers* MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Lossen Vana]

OOC: seams to have woken up amoungst a fray of OOC. If you will plese try to stay IC. Thanks.

BIC: Lossen looked around she was tired of the bar seen. Going outside she readyed her horse Artego, and her dog followed, as she rode off down the rode.

[Kellivara]

*kitty walks over to the barstool and curls up on it and goes to sleep*

"Huh, guess she had somewhere else to go"



OOC: ummmmmm.............point being?

[Dragonblade]

Kell, be nice.

And what question didn't I answer?

[korhall]

lana this bar is mostly ooc but we can do ic for you too

[Kellivara]

ARGH!!!! SOMEBODY'S head is gonna get bashed in!! every time I get off the comp for 5 min to eat or my bro kicks me off to get something for the game not just one of u but BOTH of u go to the pub x_x oh well, I'll catch u guys later then:p

nvm blade, dun worry about it:) btw, have u heard from Ronan lately? (In a manner of speaking anyway, lmao, not that the fictional character would be e-mailing u >.< ) but anyway, have u?


Lossen, yea, my pub is mainly just a place to hang out but we do IC sometimes too:p (like Galdor's entrance and the whole brother/sister thing with u n Kor) so it's really half n half, but as you'll find out sometime, the OOC stuff 'tween friends here really does help with IRL stress issues, sooooo......... loosen up a bit, and I'll be a bit friendlier, deal?

[Kellivara]

Me has an announcement!!!!!! OK, for those who don't know, there is going to be a TTF convention in Summer of 2004. Here are the info links: http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8937


http://www.tolkiendebates.com/pub/ttfc/About.doc








go READ READ READ!!!!!!

[Mablung]

Yeah and if you haven't read this already I'm not saying you have to read all forums but News and Announcements are good place to look in on.

[korhall]

NC is really good for me. i think that it is a neutral territory and also very cool.

[korhall]

HEAR ME HEAR ME!!!!!!

be it known that korhall has made a new drink mix which is more dangerous than the infamous gargle blaster!!!!!! i need a name for it!!!! any ideas???

put the idea here:

[Kellivara]

dude.........let's all band together and vote for NC!!!!!!! cuz as of right now I have to get $1000 of MY OWN MONEY before my mom even CONSIDERS letting me go, and that's WITH her coming too, and if it's in NC my chances of going more than double:D :D :D :D :D







no ideas for the drink Kor, gomenasai

[Mablung]

NC won't get enough votes I think Denver will get the vote.

Lets see foul drink names: Orc Blood Boiler, Nerve Fryer, Liquid Lacerator, Drunken Troll, and the Rocket Fuel ill have some more later.

[Kellivara]

honestly I'll prob vote for Denver, at least that wouldn't be across the country:)

lol, but either way I gotta pay for almost all or all of it myself >.<

[Mablung]

ROAD TRIP!

[Kellivara]

oh dear god..........that again..............

[Dragonblade]

*blinks stupidly* Uh...NC? Road trip? Do I even want to know?

No Kell, I haven't heard from him...I have never talked to him, ever.
Gomen nasai Kell, lol, not my fault you have bad timing.

I have my first exam today...gahhhhhhhhh >.< Wish me luck.

[Kellivara]

*blinks in clueless confusion* but I thought u were e-mailing him back n forth:confused: :confused: :confused: oooook then.............................................. ...........:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: maybe we've got our ppl crossed????????? who are YOU talking about? (can anyone say major communication problems?)

[Dragonblade]

I e-mailed him but never got a reply.

Kell...did you e-mail EP? Today is her birthday!!

[Kellivara]

*chokes on cooler* OH ************!!!!!!!!!!!!! brb!!!!

[Dragonblade]

ok, just to warn you i am typing with one hand cause my arthritus is kickin in my other, so my typing skills are gonna be really shoddy.

yaaaa...i almost totally frgot about that mainly because my mind is only on my exams, but i got a reply from a quizx i sent hert and it said birthday: january 28, and yesterdaywhen i got it i was like "omg thats tomorrow!!"

can i l;ease have a cooler, but someone is gonna hafta open it for me cause i can only use one hand.

[Kellivara]

Hai Hai! *Grabs a cooler, pops the cap, and hands it to Blade*

well Shadow-chan, no worries, I'z talking to him now:p:p:p

[Galdor]

Galdor motioned to come over to him, and still keeping his face hiden under his hood he asked Kor in the same low voice.
"Do the Drow and the Peredhil always pick on you like that? And is it true that the peredhil owns this bar?"

[Wonko The Sane]

*Turns drunkenly to Galdor*

What's a sister-son? Does that mean you're a hermaphrodite? Or that you're a transvestite? Ors simply that there was an unfortunate accident with a time machine and a contraceptive?

[korhall]

korhall, yeah, but they are friends and we do this all the time. and yes she does, i'm the bartender here

[Dragonblade]

Thanks Kell ^_^ *sips cooler*
Exam number 2 coming up...Biology...joy.

*glares at the hooded figure* You may be whispering but I can still hear you, drow hearing is better than elvish. And what business do you have here?

LMFAO Wonk's!!

[Galdor]

The hooded figure laughed and looked up at the Drow.
"Don't flatter yourself Drow, if I had cared about you hearing than you wouldn't have heard. Do all Drow imagine great things about their race, or is it just you?"

OOC: hilarious Wonks........A "sister-son" is someones nephew, like Theoden calls Eomer and Eowyn his sister-son and sister daughter.

[korhall]

look sparky, you had better be nice or i will do far worse than the drow will do to you. i take my friends very seriously

[Galdor]

The figure truned his gaze upon Korhall once more.
"Friends? There was a time when you two would have been happy to kill each other. Interesting how times change, you threaten those who were once your allies, and you make friend with those who were once your ememy. Indeed, times change in the strangest ways."
seeing the look of question in Kor's eyes the figure spoke once agian.
"Do you wonder about these things which I have said? I know many things, things of the past, things of the present, and things of even to future are known to me. You knew me once, we were allies, a life time ago for me, perhaps not so long though for you."

[korhall]

who are you or were you?

[Dragonblade]

*leans back in her chair and laughs* Tell me stranger...why do you keep your hood up? Do you have something to hide? Perhaps a face so hideous not even a mother could love?
If you claim to not care about me over hearing then I suggest you watch your words. As of now I am being kind...but that could change.
You claim to know everything...I don't like surprises so you better tell me who you are before you find my sword sticking out of your gut.

[Kellivara]

Blade, you would do well to remember there was a time when we as well would not remove our hoods.........*snickers at Blade as she catches her gaze and they agree without words on their little plan* On three. One.....two.....



OOC: Blade u can finish counting to three then just say we both pounced on him and pulled down his hood:D:D:D mwahahahahaha

[Galdor]

From under his hood the figure saw the secret look that passed between the peredhil and the drow. Just before they jumped he leaped out of his chair and to the side. Kell and DB, landed with a thud on the table.
"This would not be the first time you've wanted to stab me Drow."

He let out a laugh, and then his voice changed from being low and raspy to clear.

"You being kind? Indeed times have changed, or perhaps I taught you more manners then I thought. Do you still not know who I am?"

They stared at him for a moment, to them his voice sounded like that of one who they had known long ago, a memory from their past. The figure smiled under his hood and said.

"Perhaps you will know me by other things."

With that he let out a strange sounding call, and a beautiful falcon flew through a open window and landed on his arm.

"Now do you know me?"

[Dragonblade]

*leans against the table, a large grin across her face* Well go figure...long time no see. What's with the secrecy Galdor?
And don't flatter yourself...you had no effect on me what so ever.

Not the first...and not the last either...is seems to be a ritual that every time we meet I try to stab you, lol.

[Kellivara]

*grins* yea, why the secrecy? :p *runs hand down the falcon's feathers and glances over to the kitty in the corner, who pays no mind to the falcon* good, she doesn't seem to notice, now she won't get tore up:rolleyes:



OOC: gtg!!

[Galdor]

Galdor pulled back his hood and smiled.
"I just wanted to check things out before you knew who I was, make sure that Kell really did own the bar, that sort thing. And plus it was just a lot of fun seeing you guys try to figure out who the strange dark figure was, and not to mention try to kill him."
Galdor spoke a few words to Sureatsa in a tonge that none of the others knew. And the falcon flew off of his arm and out of the bar.
"She is getting something for me. Hey Kor, do mind getting me a good wine to drink while I catch up on what you guys have been doing since the singles bar shut down?"

[Kellivara]

*tapes slip of paper to Kor's head that says "I am co-bartender. Hear me mix drinks." then hands Galdor a glass of drow wine to last him until Kor gets back to serve whatever else* :p

"while you're here u might as well make urself useful--if u want free drinks anyway, lol. How ya feel about head bouncer, sein as you've got experience (sp?) in the bouncer business--and that the other two are drunk half the time, lol. So how bout it?"



OOC: I'z goin to bed, night ppl

[Mablung]

Hey Blade and I are not drunk! We're sauced...

*Moves to block the view of the passed out Blade and her puddle of puke*

[korhall]

well, galdor *magics one of galdor's special drinks our of the air* tell us what you have been up to

[Dragonblade]

I am SO not drunk! *stumbles and falls over* lol I'm not drunk...I'm sauced :p lmao

I just got back from my last exam!! *dances around* I am so happy...I am finally done!! MWAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

Well, since this cooler is done...might as well get another one *throws empty cooler bottle in recycling bin and grabs another*
And I make a good bouncer! It's just that there hasn't been anyone here to throw out...everyone behaves...except for the workers that is, lol

[Kellivara]

yea well, I've also noticed the u and Mab do a lil bit of everything, so ur more like jack of all trades, lol.

[Kellivara]

wow.......it's really quiet in here.........anyone want anything to drink? and how is everyone?

[Dragonblade]

Dude! Tehee I'm a rogue (and for you that don't know...that's pretty much a jack of all trades).

Yeah...I think I'll just get myself another cooler. I am supposed to be going out tonight but my friend hasn't called me back...argg...yeah, and I'm just making pointless conversation.

[Kellivara]

lol! no, it's not pointless conversation, pointless conversation is spam, this is just an innocent attempt at tryin to get ppl to TALK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* ANyway...........

[Dragonblade]

Where is everyone?

I am redoing my site Kell...do you ever plan on doing anything with yours? Just curious. OH! I drew this sweet ass picture of Dragonblade!! She looks so amazing! That pic is going on the main page...but I just have to finish it.

[korhall]

throws fish at people, fish fight!!!!!!!!

[Dragonblade]

Signs of life!!!!

*grabs a fish and throws it at Korhall*

[Kellivara]

*jumps up and a bit backwards as she realizes it's all Salmon* JESUS!!!!! Dear God, PLEASE NOT THAT AGAIN!!!!! *slices every one that comes her way with one of her swords in mid-air before it hits her*

[Mablung]

*Jumps up behind Kell and whacks her in the back of the head with a large catfish before she can react.*

You forgot to watch your back

*Hucks a large trout at blade a perch at Kor and a pike at Galdor.*

[Kellivara]

*stabs the fish as it falls to the floor* At least it wasn't salmon........"KI KI KI KI KI KI KI KI KI!!!" *clicks tongue* "here kitty kitty" *black kitty comes out of the corner and runs off with half the fish* teehee:p

[Mablung]

Ummm that fish did come from a polluted river I would probably not let the cat eat it.

[Wonko The Sane]

I love internet shopping!

Too bad they always get the orders wrong!

[Kellivara]

lol the cat has a very strong immune system *clicks tongue and takes fish away anyway and instead steals one of Blade's icky salmon from a CLEAN river and gives it to the cat* lol Wonks, where's that come from?


OOC: I'm readin a book right now, and there's a character named Galnor in it.......he's a side character, but every time I see the name I have to stop myself from laughing, lmao

[Kellivara]

lol! not only did I run up against something that made me laugh with Galdor's name (the Galnor thing) but I also found something that'll bring a whole new meaning to Mablung's shortened name:p AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! Shadow-chan, I can see u reading this post now.....falling of your chair, and complaining about your sides hurting:D:D:D

anywayz, I was looking up Celtic names for a medievil thing, and lookie what I came up upon in the section for the girls' names............................................. .....:


"Mab - (MEEV) "drunk woman" or "wolf queen"; a goddess and fairy queen. Mabh. "

*bursts out laughing.......AGAIN*

[Mablung]

Ah well Mablung is the masculine forum and I see nothing wrong by having my name mean drunk guy

[Kellivara]

no, no, it fits u to a "T"!!!

[Dragonblade]

WAHHHHHHHHHH! *bursts out laughing* That's too funny...my stomach hurts now...LMAO. By the way Mab...it's drunk WOMAN not guy.

Tehee...I didn't have to go to school today cause it's too icy, and since all the buses are cancelled, no one is gonna be there.

*dodges trout, grabs it's tail and whips it back at Mab...PFFTTTT LMFAO!!* tehee gomen nasai.

[korhall]

whips out a sardene machine gun and starts covering everyone and everything with the fishy pizza topping

[Dragonblade]

WAH! *opens a dimensional portal and reappears behind Korhall* *grabs a large salmon and smacks him in the back of the head, knocking him over*

KELL!!! Check my site!! it's open!!!!!

[Kellivara]

*quietly sits behind the bar sipping an ale an pettin Gizmo* "Just don't mess up my pub!! lol! u guyz get to cean up later!!" *bursts out laughing again*

[Dragonblade]

Korhall started it...so he should have to clean it up!

[korhall]

korhall uses his his martial arts skills to turn around and deliver a huge whack with a flounder to DB's face. never turn your back in a fish fight unless you have a plan to hit the attacker.

[Dragonblade]

*wipes fish slime off of face* I'll remember that.
*grabs a handfull of sardines, holding them between her fingers like throwing knives and starts whipping them at Korhall* Waha...sardine throwing knives!

KELL KELL KELL!!! Guess what!! I went to the college today and one of the Professors there got a look at my art and she said that I have a lot of talent and that my art is better than some of the students there! Can you believe it!! I am still shocked! Better than COLLEGE students! In a graphic arts program!! Teheeee!!

[Mablung]

*Pops up behind Blade and claps her on both sides of the head with some herring. Then brings them both in a downwards strike onto he top of Kor's head.*

[Dragonblade]

*Whirls around and fires sardines, throwing knife style, at Mab*

[Mablung]

*Grabs a ceaser salad off the table and catches all the fish in it.*

Yummy

[Dragonblade]

*blinks stupidly* Umm...ew

Kell! I'm signed back into ringbearer, and I was causing trouble, of course, and the mods deleted all of my posts!! They even deleted the thread I started which had nothing bad in it! How stupid is that!?! It's so pathetic! Are you signed into Ringbearer?

[Mablung]

What happened to Kell anyway?

[Dragonblade]

Grounded? I have no idea...his whole place is kind of dead. A bunch of the other bars are dead.

[malazac]

a black dragon comes inn bla bla bla see one of the other inn s hello kindly people drinks are on me

[Mablung]

Yeah but you think she'd get out an e-mail at least like she did last time.

[Kellivara]

*grin* who says I didn't? I just didn't e-mail any of YOU ppl, cuz u scare me:p lmao! newayz, the computer messed up, THEN I got grounded, and still am til Monday but mom let me off for V-day:p

[Kellivara]

*slides an ale over to the dragon* first one's free, lol. and is there anything else I can getcha?

[malazac]

not at the moment but mabey later and like i said drinks are on me

[korhall]

pours a drink onto the dragon, no, now the drinks are on you... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hello dragon, i'm korhall the weird wizardly bartender/assistant bouncer. pull anything and lose an appendage

[Kellivara]

lmao! now don't tell me I'm the only one who remembers Malazac from the 'ol dragon singles bar, cuz which my horrid memory that would be highly disturbing O.o

lol if I remember correctly it was Galdor, Korhall, and Malazac who wanted to ATTEMPT to win a 2 on 2 duel against us Shadow-chan, funny how things work out, ne?

[Galdor]

At about that time Galdor, who had slipped out of the bar unnoticed when the fish fight start, walked back into the bar with a falcon on each shoulder. As soon as he neared Kell, one of the falcons jumped off of his shoulder and landed on her arm.

"She's yours, I found her a few months ago and began to train her, and when heard of you new bar I remembered how much you liked falcons and brought her with me. She is not of the kind of Sureatsa, for her kind are all but extinct, but she is about as good of a falcon as you can get in the world today, and she'll be able to understand just about any command you can think of to give her."

Galdor paused for a second and then said.

"And what do you mean Kor and I wanted to "ATTEMPT" to win a two on two duel. Please tell me that you and Blade are over your delusions of Drow strength and Elven weakness."

He turned to where malazac was standing.

"How have you been holding up my good friend? Its been a long time since we last met."

[Kellivara]

*tries to decide wether she should thank Galdor or respond to his question first*

"Well I wouldn't really say Elvish WEAKNESS, seing as I AM half-elven, but none of us can claim victory, seing as the fight never took place........"

"But ANYWAY, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! :p And does she have a name, or do I get to name her?"

*Kell lifts her arm slightly in the air and looks at the falcon then lowers it a bit before raising her arm just fast enough to signal the falcon to take flight* *The falcon perches itself on the doorframe*

*turns back to Galdor* "she's perfect, thank you"



OOC: argh, I gtg for a while, dad needs the phone

[Galdor]

"No, I have not yet named her, give her any name you wish and she will forever respond to it. Well, you are right that fight never took place so we will never know if you two girls could live up to your boast."

Galdor then started to take agvantage of Malazac's offer to buy everyones drinks.

[Kellivara]

*walks behind bar and pulls out an old book which she then lays on top of the bar and begins reading through the lists of meanings*

[Wonko The Sane]

*Stands up suddenly from her forgotten corner of the pub*

I need a bottle of Bailey's STAT!!!!

[Kellivara]

*hands her a bottle of Baileys*

[Dragonblade]

I remember that quite well! I remember Malazac.

Yes attempt, and I am as well half-drow...but you share that outside of this room and I will seriously hurt you.
Funny how things change so quickly...first we wanted to rip each other apart...and now look at us...we're CIVIL!!!

*singing quietly to herself* I loose all control, when you grab a ho.
Tehee...that's just the song I am listening to...after I watched triple X the tune got stuck in my head so I downloaded it.

Where did you hide the coolers? I'd like one. *looks behind bar for the coolers*

[Dragonblade]

GALDOR!! Have you been flirting around with Legolaslover?

[Kellivara]

*raises eyebrow at Blade* suspicious of Galdor flirting, eh? what's that all about?

*points to an ice box by Mab* All the coolers are over there, he's hoarding them, help urself

[Galdor]

Galdor turns to DB and raises his eyebrows with a small grin.

"Why, are you jealous?"

[Kellivara]

mwahahahahaha, can anyone say: "relentless teasing"?



I feel a song commin on......... *begins humming a tune she has annoyed Blade with countless times*

[Dragonblade]

Ha...ha...ha......you wish Galdor. *grins wickedly*

KELLIVARAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enough of that bloody song!! LMAO!!! Besides...I have Eric.

[Mablung]

*Looks up from putting sandbags and barbed wire around his stash of coolers.*

Someone say my name?

[Kellivara]

no Mab, no1 said nething about u........continue........whatever it is ur doing.........

*hands Blade a box of coolers she just got in from her stock order*

[korhall]

hey, those are for a special occasion. and galdor if you found some one who likes you, god forbid, hold on to her. i know how good marriage is, but it is not for the faint of heart. however i promise that i will do your wedding if you ask her. i am very good at decorating and you will love it.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Sidles up to Mab*

Can I have a cooler, please? *She croons*

[Dragonblade]

WOHOO! *takes pack of coolers and runs off to corner, trying to hide he box under her cloak* Mmmmm...Mine!! Tehee...mine...er...don't mind me...I just got off the phone with my Ridley (you should get that Kell ^_~) So I'm kinda hyper...daaa daa...tomorrow's friday! Wohoo...and I have been to school once this week! Tehee...it sucks being sick.

I was just teasing ya Galdor...if you found a girl, good for you.

[Wonko The Sane]

Go Galdor!
Sister-son of Weenus!
(Or whomever)

[Kellivara]

lol Kor, I've got more coolers on order, so no worries! :p

lmao, well Blade, I just got done reading Ronan's e-mail, so I'm just about as hyper as u^_^

[korhall]

ah, young love...how it gladdens the heart. i remember back when i was your age. love is the most sacred of things. i congradulate you all on your luck. there was a time when i was young and in love like you. that was when lauren was still here. she was the first encarnation of who is now pheonix. but remember my friends that love hurts aswell, so make sure it is worth it. because for you love can only come once. know that the pain will come, you must fight it every day, by loving who you have and by doing whatever you have to to keep them.

sorry to get really depressing and dramatic. i am happy for all of you, i hope your lives are just as happy as lauren's was. mine, it seems is not one of eternal bliss, such as i have often wished for. but you must enjoy it while it lasts. that is the rule of love. *sighs* go on now you lucky kids. *conjurs up a magic circle and pheonix walks out *she is not here really but just to keep her in things* they hug, and then look at the populace around them, you guys must remember, the key to love is the chase, you better hurry to get what you want.

professor korhall is in the house * conjurs up a shrink's couch and suddenly has a beard and a german accent* who needs some relationship advice? galdor?

[Lossen Vana]

Lossen then walks into the bar. Her dog in toe. She sits at the bar and orders up a blaster. Now that she had journied more she was able to handle the stronger stuff. Getting one she drank it. She felt a little light headed, but then she shook it off and felt fine and soon ordered up another one.

[korhall]

korhall and pheonix walk over to vana, pheonix already knows everything. that whole no secrets when married thing.
korhall says
"hmmmmm....... now where have you been my little one? out seeing the world? searching for the truth? looking for love? fighting for justice? training? searching for ultimate power or knowledge?

[Galdor]

I hate to break it to you guys but I am in love with no one, nor do I have a gf. I don't even know Legolasluver, nor have I talked with her on TTF or over MSN. The only reason I was paired with her on that poll was because Elu and I made some post in the Legolas Lover's guild mocking people who spend all day talking about how hot Bloom is...


Galdor throws a glare in Wonks derection.

"Watch what you say about Cirdan little girl. He is wiser than you could imagine."

[Mablung]

Your not in love with anyone?

*Sits down behind his cooler fortification depressed and rejected. Then he hands a cooler to Wonks and steals all the rest in the backroom.*

[Galdor]

After he finished glareing at Wonks he turned to the drow and grinned.

"From what I hear you two have been wanting me to say this for a long time, so I'll just make your day and say it. I am single and very available. You girls happy now?"

[Kellivara]

*chokes on her ale as Blade runs up and hugs Galdor*

Aye Blade, what about Ridley!?!?!?!? dispicable! Blade no baka elg'caress! *Kell begins singing now to annoy two ppl at once*

Blade and Galdor sittin' in a tree............

........K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OOC: k, see, I'm gonna go hide now..............

[Wonko The Sane]

What you're not happy being known as the sister-son of Weenus!

I'll have you know he's Legolas's father and a very worthy man to be sister-son of or to or whatever.

[Elijah'sgurl]

i love legolas!!!! he is soooooooooooooooo hot!!!! and sweet.

[Kellivara]

Shadow-chan...............did you just hear what I heard.......?

must......be....nice.......to......obsessive...... ..must......resist......


not......working......

[Elijah'sgurl]

ummmmm......?????

[Kellivara]

ummmmm..........yea.......Blade (AKA Shadow-chan, but only I'm allowed to call her that almost always) and I have a tendency to relentlessly tease/bash obsessives..........

[Wonko The Sane]

I too am not too fond of obsessives...

You might have to shut up about how hot Legolas is.
There's a Legolas lover's guild or something you can go and post about it there...
But you'll find that generally most people don't like to hear about it elsewhere on the forum.

I mean...granted it IS true...Legolas IS gorgeous.

We're just not supposed to talk about it. :) :D ;)

But welcome to the Phoenix Lair Pub!!

[Kellivara]

Aye, welcome, so long as you please refrain from obsessing here. I am Kellivara, the pub's owner. And if u haven't quite grasped our meaning, obsessing is (in your case) going from thread to thread for many threads and posting a message such as: "OMG Orlando Bloom is SOOOOOOOOO HOTT!!!" it reeeeeally gets annoying after a while. especially if ur like this one girl Shadow-chan and I knew on another forum who never posted a SINGLE post that had ANYTHING in it other than "OMG LEGOLAS IS SOOOOOOOO HOTTT!!!!!" in some form or another in it. So, please, do not obsess here, so long as you don't, u r welcomed into my pub.

Would you like something to drink? First drink is free.;)

btw, I HAVE seen some of your normal posts, so I already kow ur not like that other girl, lol. newayz, let me introduce all the major posters.

Me-pub owner/bartender
Dragonblade-helps out whenever needed
Korhall-also bartender
Galdor-head bouncer
Mablung-helps out whenever needed
Wonks (Wonko the Sane-I just call her Wonks)-customer
Malazac-customer (although he's just returned from long journeys, lol)
Lossen Vana -customer (although she seems not to be here much anymore.......:confused: )
Eomond-customer & guy who let Blade&Mab throw him out when they were bored (although he hasn't been here for a while either:( :confused: )

anywayz, that's about it:) oh, and Galdor's falcon's name is Sureatsa, and the falcon perched on the doorframe is my falcon, but she hasn't been named yet.....I'm still looking for the perfect name:D ..................

[Mablung]

*Looks at the chicken he is roasting in his fortification.*

If the Falcon is there what the heck is this?

[Dragonblade]

Elijah'sgirl or whoever you are...refrain from expresing your annoying and unbelievably stupid comments, or I WILL throw you out. You are welcome here as long as you keep your brain-less thoughts to yourself.

WHAT!?!? I did not Glomp Galdor!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before I was with my Ridley I might have...but not now...oops, did I say that outloud? Inside voice! Inside voice! lol

Sorry for freaking on that girl...I can't help it.

Kell, I went on rb.org and started my bashing thing again, but now they have mods, and the mods deleted all my posts!!!! I was so mad!!

[Kellivara]

Shadow-chan! Be NICE! Or I'll have Galdor throw YOU out......you know u'd both enjoy it........hmmmm....did I just say that??? :rolleyes:



DUDE! U went back to ringbearer? I gtg now....mwahahahahaha!!!



Who said u glomped Galdor? I did I did!!!!!!! mwahahaha
*begins singing again* Blade and Galdor..........



*glares at Mab* I'll have you know that that is a crow you're roasting......not my falcon................

[Kellivara]

o.......m.........g..............rb has an age linit that keeps me from joining..............well they can burn in............nvm, I'm not gonna go there, although rb sux now anyway now that they've changed it around.......

[Mablung]

*shrugs*

Still tastes good.

*Throws the beak at Kell*

[Kellivara]

*jumps backwards at an alarming speed away from the beak* *it misses her by about 5 feet* *Kell continues backing away from it slowly until she backs into the bar*

[Dragonblade]

Hey Kell...ever heard of a little thing called lying? I didn't just tell you that ;)

I was being nice!! I could have been a lot worse! And you know it...but I promised you I wouldn't get banned, and I think we all know that if I said what I truly wanted to...I would have been permanetly banned.

*grumbles* No more singing!! And I would not enjoy being thown out...no matter who it's by...it's not the falling (or the throwing in this case) that hurts, it's the landing. I really gotta stop telling you things, even if it is past history...you never let me live anything down!!

rb.org does kinda suck...there are WAY too many fanatics on that site...and they have special threads called 'appreciation' threads specially for the swooners...and that was where I first started bashing, but the mods deleted ALL of my posts, even the ones where I didn't say anything mean, plus they went and deleted a thread I started!! Which wasn't fair! Cause it was about the LotR cartoons.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Arianne grins and smiles*

And this is my Warg cub! My fiance Snaga the Orc gave it to me.
:)
The cub is almost as adorable as he is!
*Glares at anyone who dare suggest an orc could not be cute.*

He doesn't have a name yet either. I can't think of one. If anyone wants to help that'd be great!

[Dragonblade]

A name for your Warg cub...hmmm...no idea, sorry Wonk's. (And now I know what a Warg is! LOL)
Sorry about leaving on you so quickly the other night, but I had to get off the computer.
OH! Umm...I think there are name translators, and you can go on and translate names into orc and other things I think, you can try that and go on and translate some names...like Snag's



I think we scared the fanatic...YAY!

[Kellivara]

Shadow-chan! be nicER! ur scaring away my customers...


and if you hadn't noticed shadow-chan, I was just teasing, there was no truth (as far as I know) in what I was saying, it's just fun to be annoying :D ur the one saying there's truth to it....*grins evilly*


*sigh* now I gotta PM her and apologize....y do I always get the evil jobs!? (maybe cuz it's my pub...)

[Dragonblade]

Why do you have to PM her? I doubt she has even been here to see our comments.
And I have only scared away 1 customer!! I was being nice, and it was as nice as I am able to get.

I know you were teasing, I was just playing around as well...TRUTH!?!? Not quite.

Yeah, you get the evil jobs cause it's your pub. ^_^ tehee

[Kellivara]

I have to PM her because it's my pub and because she wasn't treated very well. And also because I feel it's duty to do so. U remember how it was when we first met at rb right? taht should answer your question right there.

[Lossen Vana]

Yes I have been exploring the world. So what have you been doing?

[Dragonblade]

*racks memory* I don't remember when we first met. But what if she never even saw our comments?

[Wonko The Sane]

I was on a thread about Elvish languages where all the obsessive posted was, "I have posters in my room of Elijah and Orlando because they're sooo hottt!!"

:rolleyes:

[korhall]

not much little one, what have you learned from your journey? who have you met?

[korhall]

wonk, remember i am related to some orcs. i thank that klasna is a good name. and Kelli, how about kreega for the falcon's name? just a few thoughts.

personally i am probably going to get a snake, any problems with that?

[Mablung]

I bought a parrot with a peg leg from the Rangers his name is Spot. SPOT!

*The Parrot flies in lands on his shoulder and begins yelling random pirate phrases.*

[Kellivara]

lol Kreega is nice, does it have a meaning?

u may want to keep the snake away from the falcons tho..........



also, here are SOME names I'm considering, but I'm not deciding anything until I look around some more:

These are some names in real languages (all are some form of Celtic):

Cahan- "battle" "a warrior"
Edana- "ardent or flame"
Keena- "brave"
Lasair (LOH-seer) - old Irish for "flame"
Mell (MAHL), Mella (MAHL-la)- "lightning"
Neala- "champion"
Cara- "friend"

There are also some names of mixed quenya words I am considering, but there are too many combinations to type up.




also I figured out that "Kelli" means"warrior woman" (in Celtic) lol

[korhall]

my snake is an anaconda, about 3 feet long. she likes to lay coiled around my arm with her head on the back of my hand, she is very well trained, and very well behaved. i feed her enough so that the falcons are in no danger. i think that they are going to be close friends. i need a name for her though, i am drawing a blank right now. wait a min, how about rosey? i like that. my snake's name is rosey. she is quite friendly, and not slimy or anything like that. granted she is poisonus but has never attacked anyone who didn't try to hurt her or me first. she is about 15 pounds, and very affectionate.

[korhall]

not in a linguistical sense, it does mean something to me though, just a thought.

[Dragonblade]

Snakes are awsome! *stares in awe at Korhall's anaconda* OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was so wrong!!! I am so sorry!! OMG!! I didn't mean it THAT way...I'm gonna stop now!

Ok, just a quick question, you said that it is poisinous, anaconda's arn't actually poisinous, so is your snake an acception to reality?

Hey Kell, what about some Drow names?
'Chath' - fire, flame
'Olath' - dark ('Oloth' - darkness)
'Ilinsar' - amulet
'Ul-Ilindith' - Destiny
'Faern' - Mage
'Faer' - magic
'Faerl' - Magical
'Orthae' - Sacred
Hope that gives you some ideas

[Kellivara]

Aye, I'll have to look up some stuff in that online drow dictionary and compare the way things sound, lol

[Dragonblade]

Yeah, I got those off of the drow dictionary

My friends better freaking be happy! My nails are PINK!!!!!!! I feel so violated!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *cringe* This vile colour is SO coming off after our skit. I had to colour them pink cause in our skit I am the character 'Pixie Man' and they are making me wear pink, and paint my nails pink...and yes I had to, cause I don't want to feel the wrath of my friends, knowing them they'd tie me down and paint me with permanent pink paint *shudders*
Tomorrow I am painting my nails black! *twitch* too...pink...*twitch*

Kell, you could always name your bird "elg'carress"...Joking!

[Mablung]

*The parrot starts speaking.*

Yarrrrrr elg'carress elg'carress elg'carress"

[Dragonblade]

HAHA!! Wrong word to teach the parrot.

[Mablung]

Hey I have no control over it. When you have a peg legged pirate parrot you don't have much say in what it learns and doesn't learn.

[Kellivara]

u may want to stop it from saying that around certain ppl of power that know wot it means..........

[Galdor]

"Now be nice children, you shouldn't say noughty things like that."

Galdor chided them in a motherly voice. He glanced over at the snake who was slowely slithering towards the falcons,

"Huh, I'd like to see that snake try and hurt one of them, Sureatsa would eat it before it could do any damage.."

[korhall]

rosey is just getting the lay of the land and familiarizing herself with the bar, don't worry she knows better than to do what she has been told not to. just make sure the birds don't try anything and they should get along fine

[Kellivara]

*shakes head and laughs*

the falcons have no interest in your anaconda, lol, besides, there are tastier things to eat than anacondas.......:D

[Mablung]

Well they shouldn't try anything with my parrot. He is a swashbuckler and has a little sword.

[korhall]

rosey, go give the parrot a hug...hehe, j/k

korhall goes behind the bar and starts mixing one of his most lethal drinks, the phrunobulax. it is not to be drunk by those who are not immortal, it damn near kills me and i couldn't die if i wanted to. these are for extreme depression or anxiety. i am anxious about my grades, this will take a while to mix, anyone want anything else while i'm mixing?

[Kellivara]

hmmmmmmmmm.........I wanna blaster!!!:D


lol, I still haven't decided on a name for the falcon yet:rolleyes:

[Dragonblade]

*glances at the array of pets in the pub* Damn, now I need a pet...*an evil cackling is heard from Dragonblade's direction but her mouth isn't moving* Darferrlyon, you're not a pet...you're a nuisance!

I think I'll just stick with a cooler...speaking of which *glides through the shadows unseen to Mab's stash of coolers and grabs one, then glides back to the table off to the side she was sitting at* Nummy...*leans back in chair, feet up on the table, and pops the cap off the cooler*

It feels weird saying my name, but not meaning it as my name...did that make sence? Oh well.
Kell, there is a guy in my English class named Chance, if we had someone named Sassy we'd have the homeward bound animal cast! LOL...that's kinda sad. -_-

[Kellivara]

shadow-chan, u forget that u have that fire-lizard in here, I do believe u posted that a while back (I think)

neway, all the pets we have in here are 2 falcons, a cat, a fire lizard, an anaconda, a parrot, a dog, and a fire lizard. and no1 can seem to forget the warg cub...
and if I forgot some1's pet I'm sorry, lol. But seing as the pub is of a fair size, it doesn't really seem like that many pets........lol

[malazac]

well i dont know about the dragons here but i dont take ofending very well and what about you he do you know eny thing of my land lore master have you even took the time to look or go there well ??

[korhall]

walks over and slaps malazac.

look dragon, you are a guest in this bar and will act accordingly. yelling at the bar's owner is fine to a point but you had better learn to type propperly. if you have an issue with the loremaster then you have an issue with the bartender. you just need to calm down and rethink what you are trying to say. if you still have a problem and want to settle it like a man, dragon or any other shape for that matter, then i will be more than happy to take you outside, turn into a dragon and then beat you senseless.

i am sorry about that guys, i can't abide arogance when it gets to be insulting to a lady. i will deal with this one if he wants some. (and i can shape shift into a dragon, malazac)

now malazac what is your choice do i have to cut you down to size with a blade or will you just calm down and deflate yourself. i am fine with either, i have been wanting a good fight for some time now and will be more than willing to oblige you.

[Kellivara]

well Mal, I'm not exactly sure what you meant by that but....ummmmm....yea, I think Kor pretty much said it all. And I will allow this battle, so those of you bouncers who may have been considering wether you should stop it or not (probably none of you but oh well) you can rest assured the battle is allowed.


OOC: Loremaster is an automated title, but I just kept it there cuz I don't have anything better to put there yet, lol

[Mablung]

Don't worry I was seriously considering at least shifting so I could see and possibly have a strongly worded lecture with this new comer. But now this position is comfortable and that will not happen.

[Dragonblade]

Fire lizard...oh yeah, a small representation of Darferrlyon...my forgot :rolleyes: cause I'm a dumbass. So yeah, I have a pet...a little black fire lizard...now, in a few days I will forget, so if I start saying something about lack of pets, just remind me that I have a fire lizard.

Dude! I got to play bouncer on friday...and I almost kicked the **** outta some girl for hitting on my boyfriend...tehee. Plus they had to carry out a drunk 14 year old, that was funny. Stupid people.

Yeah, I kinda missed something cause as far as I know, there was no reason for Mal's outburst, so if someone can clue me in as to why the heck he said that, not that I understood most of it anways, but a little explination would be good before I kick the **** outta him for messing with one of my friends.
Wohoo...go Korhall ^_^

Kell, you said fire lizard twice...tehee

[Kellivara]

lol Shadow-chan, u can't kick the **** out of him, Kor claimed doing so first. and yea, we're wondering the same thing........

I did? oh well, my bad then, must have been seing double........

[korhall]

yes, you guys better just step back so i don't hurt you while i'm thrashing this dragon

[Mablung]

Just fight around me because if I have to move all hell is breaking loose.

[Kellivara]

oooooh, that un-coordinated huh? ok then, we'll be sure to stay way out of the way................:p :D :p

[korhall]

turns and throws two daggers that stich into the wall on either side of kelli's head. it is him running all about that worrys me, not my attacks

[Galdor]

Galdor threw a glare in Kor's direction.

"You might want to be careful of throwing knives at the bartender, or I just might have to take you outside as well. You know better than to throw knives at Kell, you should be ashamed of youself. Hmm, you know, that's looks kind of fun......."

Galdor promply threw two knives which landed on either side of Kell's neck.

"Sorry Heri, had to do it."

Galdor ducked Kell's fist and grabbed his two knives out of the wood, laughing the whole time.

[korhall]

i am the bartender remember. but throwing stuff at kelli is fun

[Galdor]

Ya whatever, you guys can throw knives at the bartender than, but not at the owner.

[Kellivara]

*uses the advantage of Galdor and Kor talking and slings two daggers, one landing on the floor between each of their feet.*

"Now both of you know quite well I could've dodged those easily if I was worried, but I now you two wouldn't hurt 'lil ol' innocent me......*cough-cough* besides, I'd be five feet away before they hit the wall if I was really worried either of you would try to hurt me." *sticks tongue out* "HAHAHA! neither of you can get meeeee!!!!"

[Kellivara]

*backs up a few steps* Shadow-chan......don't move.......there's a 3-inch long spider on your shoulder.......................

[korhall]

korhall teleports to behind kelli and puts a dagger to her throat.
" what were you saying kelli? something about me not being able to get you?..."