The Phoenix Lair Pub

[Kellivara]

*tilts head back to look Kor straight in the face* "I also said that if I was worried I would've been out of the way in plenty of time. If you don't think I'm used to being attacked from behind by things coming out of portals you may want to think again, my father trained me well." *puts hand to her neck and pushes dagger away* "See? I toooold u!" *goes to get her an ale* "And I'm not worried about you OR Galdor trying to hurt me, cuz neither of you would seriously injure me, threaten to maybe, but not much more than a scratch would come out of it."

*sits down on the far side of the room--as far away as she can get from the spider on Blade's shoulder--and sips her ale*

[korhall]

kelli you know as well as i that i could raise mountain ranges if i wanted to. turning this place into a raging inferno or filling it with poisonus fumes would not be a challenge. and telekenetically keeping your heart from beating is not a difficult task

[Dragonblade]

SPIDER!?!?!?! GAHHHHHHH! *knocks spider off of shoulder and jumps back to land on the top of a table in a crouched position, spouting curses that would make a sailor blush* That was SO NOT funny Kell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heh, boys, is this your way of flirting? Tossing daggers at Kell *chuckles*

Korhall, it's not telekenesis, it's psyonics (I think thats the word I am looking for). Telekenetics cannot work the way you desribe it to, I do believe.

I will be gone for a week, I am leaving thursday just to let you know. Party up.

[korhall]

they both work in this case DB.

sorry hunny i'm happily married, this is just for amusement.

and DB your envy is quite apparent

[malazac]

mean while malazac has counted to ten and then he says korhall i will let that one go but the next time you hit me you wont be so lucky shape shifter or not you dont know jack about dragons or how they fight

[korhall]

really? you sure about that? malazac let me clue you into the truth about me. i am not the twenty some man you see before you. i am over 2600 years old, i have ridden dragons, raised them and for a few decades a thousand years or so ago i even lived as a dragon. i have fought and flown and loved and nearly died as a dragon. i know all about them because i have been them. you, in your arogance, have insulted me a second time. for that i challenge you to a fight * slaps malazac *. i fight for my honor, the honor of my boss, and to take you down a few notches. i promise i will not kill you, nor will we fight here; to protect the innocents here we shall go to another realm, i will take you there. for all those who would watch this fight you may come too but you will be in an impenetrable bubble off to the sides.

malazac, i will fight you in my human form, to level the playing field as it were. this is not to the death, it is to the knockout. if one of us is unable to continue then they are declared the loser. kelli, DB, galdor: you will watch the fight and record what happens, no matter what happens a record must be kept of what happens here today. you will also declare the knock out. the others watching you will know if you cheat. there is to be no favoritism in this. you will also be needed to do medical care after this is over.

malazac do you agree to these terms and conditions?

[Dragonblade]

Whoa Korhall!!!!!!!!!!!!...whishful thinking much (jk)!?! Envious? Hardly...I'm taken by the way. And besides, I was just teasing.

[Galdor]

I believe both of you children underestimate each other. But I will warn you Malazac, Kor's power is great. greater than mine even, in some ways at least. I will of course come and watch, I will also heal any wounds you may receive. But Kor, I demand that I not be held in a impenetrable bubble, I will stand off to the side and not intervene unless one of you cheats, or one of you is wounded to such a degree that I must heal him immediately."

Galdor turned and grinned at DB.

"I don't don't Blade, you seem to be quite taken by the two of us....Kell is to, but not quite so much as you, or at least she isn't so obvious about it."

[malazac]

korhall i will fight you but you dont yet know the power of dragons you see you have lived as one flew one breed one but the ones you know and me are not the same dragons of my relm live longer than eny type i have ever meet we are also strong and are trained inground combat and air warfair so i am more powerful than you think as for this other relm no eny place you take me could be in your favour you want to fight it will be out side as for human form no you will fight as a dragon you say you lived as one and you know them then you should not have a problem fighting as one will you

[Wonko The Sane]

*Wakes up, hungover*

What did I miss? Found a name for your pet yet Kell?

[korhall]

look skippy, i proposed the other realm to protect the innocents here, your insinuation that i would cheat is highly off. we would fight out doors in any case so don't try to use that. if you want me in dragin form ok, but i warn you i was not like normal dragons when i flew as one. i had a few factory extras from a few years and many spells ago.

just know i can do magic in both forms so you will lose either way. and you really need to get some prozac or valium or something dude, pull the tree out of your ass and calm down

dude you really need to know something, very little here is as it seems, least wise me.

[spirit]

yo dude. so wass been goin on. jus arrived

[Kellivara]

*kell walks over to the new arrival* need anything? an ale or something?

[malazac]

i malazac king of dragonia . do you really think that i would not have something to protect my self from magic you can use magic as much as you want but wont do nothin to me . the dragons eye ring that i ware on my left hand on my middle finger absorbs magic attacks so you would be making me more powerful my freind

[Kellivara]

you do realize you just told him exactly where it was right.......


Shadow-chan.......there are like, 3 tarantulas crawling across the floor towards you.....*backs slowly away 'til she backs into the bar* *rosey and the 2 falcons each kill off one of the spiders* "Alright, that's 4 spiders in a very short time.....someone has to of put them there!" *shudder* *goes back to listenin to country music* GO COUNTRY BINGE!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Dragonblade]

Chris is letting me use his computer so I could check my e-mail.

*falls off stool* WAAAHHHH?????? *gapes in shock at Galdor* ...pft...LMAO!!!!!!! That was old news hun. Ok, I am not going to deny the truth, but like I said, that was old news...I am taken

GAHH!!!! *gets off of floor an jumps on top of a table* Lloth must really have it out for me...well...that's understandable, seeing as though I went against everything she stands for...and denied all drow beliefs...yeah..I can see why she's got it out for me...heh heh my bad :rolleyes:

Malazac...you do realize that you are really stupid right? You just told him exactly where you wear the ring...

[Kellivara]

tch, ur not the only one Blade........but at least we've got these wonderful pets around here to fight off them damned spiders......

[Mablung]

*Reaches over and looks at Malazac's right hand then slips it off of his finger and pockets it.*

Hey it was a cool ring have fun Kor.

[Kellivara]

*thwaks Mab on the head* GIMME IT!! I WANT IT!! It's a pritty ring, I WAN IT!

[korhall]

korhall then points at malazac and raises him up in the air, he then walks him outside and drops him. korhall then closes his eyes and a long mornful howl is ripped from his lips, he slowly starts to change, from his human form to the huge dragonic form he once used. korhall is of roughly equal size and stature to malazac, but there are a few difereances, korhall's scales are not green or red or even black as most dragon's scales are, his are silver in color. his claws are razor sharp and his wings mighty and strong. once in his draconic form korhall turns and roars at malazac, man you are in way over your head.

korhall awaits for his royal opponent to make the first move, as is customary in such things.

3 rules malazac
1. no death blows
2. no attacking, hiding behind, or using innocents to alter this fight
3. even if i can't attack you with magic that doesn't mean i can't make a few things happen on the field.

korhall then raises a large stone wall around the two dragons, this wall has no special properties, it is just to keep the others safe from flying dragons or stray blasts.

[Kellivara]

*Kellivara scales the wall and perches herself on top* "BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE!!!!" *Kell sits and quietly sketches the scenes in her scetchbook-including a sketch of the ring she picked from Mab's pocket which she now held in her hand, sketching it at every angle before she had to give it back to either Mab or Zac, either way she'd draw it first:p *

*Kell calls down to the silver dragon at the bottom of the wall* "Hey Kor!!! Do you think I should give this back??" *holds up ring* "I mean, do I really have to??" *sits and waits for an answer*

[korhall]

no interfeirance from the innocents kelli, those are the rules. i wish i could let you, but my hands are tied. not to mention the fact that since he is saying what i can and can't do i think that this little handycap should more than sufice.

hey malazac, pick an element: earth, fire, water, or air. choose one, pick your favorite one.

[Kellivara]

damn, oh well. lol, well I technically stole it from Mab so I guess I didn't do anything wrong, lol.........:D *finishes sketch of ring real quik then tosses Zac his ring back* ja I know Kor, no interference, I promise - and I keep my word

*suddenly shows her extreme hyperness as she jumps off the wall and lands at the bottom like a cat, running over to Shadow-chan and shoving a piece of paper in her face-and barely noticing she is missing a very historic battle* WAI WAI SHADOW-CHAN!!!!!! MY DRAWING IS GONNA BE ON TV!!!! TV!!!!! WAI WAI!!!!!!!!!!!! K, here's the deal, ONCE a year ONE piece of art (drawing type stuff only tho......I think) out of the ENTIRE school (and there are about 2000 students at my school.......) gets chosen to represent the school on a TV thingie. ON REAL BROADCAST TELEVISION!!!! OM..G SHADOW-CHAN!!!! MY PIECE GOT PICKED!!!!!!!!!!! WAI WAI WAI WAI WAI WAI WAI!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!

*scales wall again and perches self once again on the top, sitting back down to sketch and watch the scene......still EXTREMELY hyper.......



btw, this post is half IC and half OOC as you can probably tell, but I'm really hyper so I dun really care.....ANYWAY, I just wanted EVERYONE here to know cuz ur all my friends! lol! (and posting here made it a LOT easier than PMing all of u seperately..........:rolleyes: )

[Mablung]

*Climbs up next to Kell playing with Mazalacs ring.*


I wanna keep it until the fight is over then you can have it Kell. Itll be a congrats for your art being picked.

[korhall]

way to go kelli. that rules

[Kellivara]

lol k, but Kor said ya gotta give it back for the battle. I'll make a deal with ya, u can keep it 'til a while after the battle, then I'll take it......


OOC: yup, I do realise the irony that this isn't REALLY our ring in the first place to be bargaining with....mwahahahaha! (oh the joys of being a pickpocketing character! mwahahahaha!)








AND THNX GUYS FOR ALL THE CONGRATS!!! lol, my so happy! :p lol but now I'm being yelled at so I gtg, see y'all later!

[korhall]

kelli, i meant no interfearance starting now, it doesn't matter, i can kill him anyway. you want to give it to him, go right ahead.

[Kellivara]

oooo OK, well in that case Mab I'll stick to ur deal:p

[malazac]

i do not pick elements malazac then says you may have silver scales but king dragons from my land have gold plated mithril scales [only the best for kins i think ][right ] malazac jumps from the ground and flys in to the air from that point he spins and dose flips and heads towards korhall in full force and knocks korhall straight in to the near by wall. the wall then crumbles to bits malazac then lands on the ground and go to wards korhall who even thought is lying in the crumbled wall is far from knocked out . malazac then walks upto himand lifts him up with his right hand and starts to punch him and with one last punch he drops him and before korhall hits the ground malazac tail whips him [ malazacs tail is huge spiked tail with massive power]korhall has been flung to ward the other wall and with the power of the attack it crumbles that wall too malazac stands up and says korhall i know you can do better get up and fight malazac then lifts kor hall up and and says fight

[korhall]

malazac, i hope thats not the best you have. that barely scratched my scales. korhall then walks over spins around, raps his tail around malazac's neck, slams his head into the ground and then places a hand right next to malazac's head suddenly a large metal spike stabs out of korhall's hand and stops just before impailing malazac's head. korhall then throws malazac up into the air and fires two steel spikes in such a way that they sin malazac to the wall while going through his wings. he then walks over and dodges a tail swipe from malazac before he procedes to beat the living daylights out of malazac. korhall then summons a battle axe out of thin air and then says to malazac " give me one reason not to kill you right now. i could cut off each of your limbs then let you hobble around on your stumps."

[Kellivara]

*Kell calls down to the dragons* "Do all ya want to the stone walls but do me a favor and DON'T KNOCK DOWN THE PUB OR I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH BOTH OF YOU!!!" *Kell then jumps off the wall again to avoid going down with it when/if the dragon knock it down too.* (besides, now the trees outside the pub have a perfect view of the battle, now as there's no wall in the way...:D )

[korhall]

kelli, dearest i hate to say this but the pub is not in the top 5 things i'm working on right now. malazac you should give up now before you can't walk away. i will probably start taking pieces out of you if you aren't man enough to know when to step down. and i hope you like that wall since i will probably never let you get away from it untill you bleed out

[Kellivara]

yea well, I would think the two of you would have enough agility to land BESIDE the pub when you fall, but if u two r really not that coordinated.....then there's no hope for either of u:p lol, just don't fall on it....or throw eachother into it.....lmao.

[korhall]

i haven't even touched it, the pub is about 1/4 mile away kelli

[Kellivara]

I know, that's why I'm warning u guys now:p Dragons fly fast, a 1/4 mile isn't all that much. lol, so it's just a warning, I know neither of you are THAT clumsy in your flying that you would run into the pub, but I was just saying not to throw eachother into it:p lol, ANYWAYZ, I know that won't happen, so I'm just gonna sit here quietly and watch.

*calls to the rest of the on-lookers* Anyone want anything to drink?

[Galdor]

Galdor jumped off of the wall and went to stand at one of the places where the wall had been destroyed.

"Korhall, you will refrain from killing or dismembering him. Else I will have to intervene on Malazac's behalf. And I will warn you, you wouldn't find me to easy as Malazac, indeed, I am far more powerful than I have revealed to any of you. But I don't believe that this will be a problem, if Malazac has any sense he'll back down, and even if he doesn't I think that you'll have the wisdom not to do as you have threatened to."

[Kellivara]

*jumps out of tree and walks over to where Galdor is standing, grabs his arms and drags him back to the pub, where chairs have been set up outside where ppl could sit and watch and makes him sit down* "Sorry about that, but you were blocking my view":D :D :D

*goes back to sit in the tree*

[Galdor]

As soon as Kell leaves he gets back up, with the chair, and sits down at one of the other places where the wall had been knocked down, and where he wouldn't block Kelli's view.

"Well Kor, what'll it be?"

[Kellivara]

*gets bored with sitting in the tree and hops down, walks over to one of the two remaining walls, scales it, and sits on the top swinging her feet back and forth* the view was much better from up here, and besides, if the wall DID go down, it's not like she'd get hurt, she could easily either jump down and get out of the way or ride the falling rubble down to the ground, either way, she could see better here, no leaves in the way:)

[malazac]

malazac who is pined to the wall then takes off the magic ring and puts it in a ring sizied slot on his armormalazac then says korhall i never back down to a fight and i am not going to start know he then pulls both spikes out of his wings and heals his wounds he then slambs his sharp claws in to the ground and flings a gigantic pice of ground in to the air and breaths deep and lets the hotest fire out of him and it hits the ground in such a way it burns it in to a comet he then flys up to it and floows it while colling forth strenth magic [not because he is weak but to add more power to it ] he then punches the comet witch in turn hits korhall driveing him 10 feet under the ground malazac then lifts the comet and drops it and lifts it and drops both times land ing on korhall the last time makes the rock shatter malazac then lifts up korhall and punches him toward the sun korhall then drops heading towards the inn malazac however makes a platform of ice in the form of this \ wich makes korhall land in the sea malazac then stands up and says i hope he is down i am way stronger than this and i will not give up

[malazac]

a dragon witch is dressed in the same way as malazac lands [after a long flight ] zalis who are you in wich the dragon wisper in to his ear and lifts off before hes out of ears reach he says i will be waiting in your inn

[korhall]

korhall then gets up and is visibly pissed. he then soars up, dusts himself off and comes in swinging. he lands an axe blow to malazac's ribcage, he is not going to heal that anytime soon since korhall's axe is a cursed blade. he then casts a lightning bolt at malazac, since he is covered in mithril he is quite conductive. malazac is shocked and falls to the ground smoking. korhall then draws on the power of magnitism and levitates malazac into the air and holds him like he is crucified. then korhall gets very mad, he uses his magic to rip the scales directly off of malazac's body. he then lifts malazac up and slams him into the ground a few times, then he gets an evil idea. korhall splits the ground beside him and suddenly lava spills forth from it. he then places malazac's head an inch from the lava. korhall then casts a spell to immobalize malazac. malazac cannot move a muscle or cast any spells, he is totally helpless then korhall said " you lose malazac, surrender or die. you have no choice and no options. you have lost". to the crowd "you have seen what i have done and that my opponent cannot defend himself or indeed continue, i ask for the ruling"

[Galdor]

Galdor stood and walked near to where Kor and Malazac were standing.

"Malazac, you would be a fool now not to surrender, you cannot now fight any longer unless less Kor releases you from his spell, and he therefore has won. Now Kor, I would suggest that you at least release the muscles in Malazac's mouth so that he can answer you. But remember, whatever his answer may be, you will not kill him. So now, what will be your answer Malazac?"

[malazac]

while malazac is on the ground he thinks to him self who to get out of this and from no where the spell has been relesed and standing on the wall is the dragon from earlyer malazac stands up and says korhall it is over allthought i am a good fighter you are greater i give up not because you are to powerful but because i have more urgent things to deal with then this fight .and so i bid you farewell o and the next time we talk it is on better terms [and with that malazac flys away with the other dragon and in to the clouds and out of sight]

[Kellivara]

"Well then Kor, I guess that was his way of admiting defeat. Especially because if he hadn't admitted defeat, the interferance of the other dragon would have caused him to lose automatically. I hereby name Korhall as the winner!"

[korhall]

YAY!!!!!!!! that was fun. but a very good try malazac, you just need to get more creative and have more flexability in your magic.

[Dragonblade]

I missed that entire thing! Damn it! I went to my grandmothers and she doesn't have a computer *grumbles*

Way to go Kell!! Good for you!! You should be proud!
OOoooh Kell! I got a spiked bracelette...mwahaha...finally, but I want a spiked necklace like your but I don't know where to buy one and we don't have a 'hot topic' or whatever it's called.

[Kellivara]

I bought mine at claire's *shudder* I hate that store, afterthoughts too, but they have a FEW decent things in there, soooo, yea, lol. But it broke anyway, soooo, yea, lol. lol, I just realized I said that twice:p but newayz, my necklace broke the day after yearbook pictures......but still I had it just long enough to get it in the yearbook (they are a big no-no at my school--I put it on when there were only 2 ppl ahead of me to get pictures *evil grin*) so now they are stuck with it in the yearbook:)

if I had enough $$ to get ya nething for ur b-day, I would get u 2 bumper sticker from hot topic and a spiky necklace:p the bumper stickers say "Never !%#@ with a scorpio" (I have that one) and "BLAME CANADA" lmfao, I would just HAVE to buy you that one......

[Mablung]

*Listens to Kell ramble about nothing really and throws the ring at her head.*

[Kellivara]

*In mid sentence while she is talking to blade something hits her in the head* "OW!!" *picks it up* "Thanx Mab, but did you have to throw it at me???." *finishes talking to Blade and then gets everyone an ale along with anything else they want*

[Dragonblade]

I go my bracelette from Ardenes (It's as vile as Clares if you didn't know).
LMFAO!!!!!!!! Those are awsome bumper stickers!!!!!! Freakin' right!! I like the 'blame Canada' song off of South Park, it's hilarious! And the never @#$% with a scorpio...damn right!
Your necklace broke...well that bites. They arn't aloud at your school....haha, good for you for gettin it in the yearbook, you rebel you, lmao. Our school doesn't care about what excessories you wear, you are even aloud to wear chains (the ones on your pants) cause a ton of people wear them, me included.

Hey...I haven't had a cooler lately, where has Mab stashed them?

[Mablung]

There over there by my parrot... hes guarding them.

[Dragonblade]

Nice parrot...don't attack me *grabs a cooler* Eeep.
I know someone who bought a Parrot for, I think it, $900.

Actually no, I got my bracelette from Claires, but I looked in Ardenes, but there wasn't anything in there.

[Kellivara]

crazy pplz.....yea, we all are;)


mwahahahahaha, me n my mom r gettin ready to leave to go get me some green hair dye (temporary) for St. Patrick's Day. lol.


IRISH PRIDE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragonblade]

Woop!! Totally Irish pride!!!!

[Kellivara]

I have completely green hair.....temporary tattoos all over my face and arms....I found a green magic marker today, and I am wearing a St. Patrix Day shirt:p

[Mablung]

I wore enough green so I had the right to hit someone if they tried pinching me. No one tried.... it was a depressing thing.

[Kellivara]

yup same here. well Chelsea poked me, but I don't think that counts.....

[Dragonblade]

Our uniforms are green...so I wore green today, lol.

[korhall]

that so doesn't count

[Kellivara]

KOOOOOR!!!!! Can I have a gargle blaster PLEEEEASE!?!?!?!?

[Tinuvien21]

*a preety dark-haired she-elf walks in* "Hello. I'd like the best ffod you've got!" * she sits down and waits*

[Kellivara]

*goes to the back room and gets some buffalo wings she brought over from a neighboring place and some tequilla covered pinapples, along with a few caramel covered apples*

Would you like an ale with that? first order is on the house, so your first ale and this bit of food here will be free. *Hands over the plate and waits for a response about the ale*

[JediHobbit]

*walking in*

This seems like a nice place. Social threads are always fun. :)

Could I get a glass of water please?

[korhall]

korhall whipszez up a blaster for kelli and floats it over to her. he then sees the she-elf and is insulted by the food that kelli put before her. "kelli!!! you know better than to not call me when someone asks for good food. i am more than slightly insulted, korhall then puts on his chef's hat and says to them both, now you get rid of that stuff and when i come back in a few seconds you will see real snack cooking. *korhall goes into back room and they hear alot of clanking and sizzling, then they hear a ding sound followed by the call order up* korhall then comes out on roller skates and wearing an apron in addition to the chef's hat, he then puts down the tray he held and pushes kelli into a seat. then he places a plate of pizza bites ( my own personal recepie in real life), a plate of fresh yeast rolls, and a plate of broiled venison before them. he then conjures a blaster for kelli, she normally needs more than one and then pulls out a pad and asks the elf, anything else to eat or drink hun?" i can make just about anything you could ask for, and don't think i'm kidding about this, i take my cooking very seriously!!!

*he changes form into an old, short, bearded, friendly, round, irish bartender and speaks in his own natural irish accent*

"nae then ma dearey, what be yare name? whare du you come from and where be you goin, lassie? you must be a fare stretch off'n yare way t' end up in a bonni' place like this here pub. anyhau, welcome to aur humble litle' bordin' huse."

nue a few rules and suggestions fare the newbie:
1. donna anger the barkeep, yau do so at yare own risk
2. this is a fun place, bein' in character is no necessary
3. korhall is the barkeep an' the cook
4. no fightin' in the pub, the bouncers will be no' happy with you
5. kelli owns the pub, her word is law
6. donna drink without asking the barkeep for advice, there are drinks i make that are quite fatal to some.
7. the animals are nice unless provoked, the owners have trained them so donna be scared and talk to the owners aboot anythin' farst.
8. have fun
9. things are no' always what they seem, the people especially
10. see korhall or kelli for clarifications o' this.
( korhall made these rules up, without kelli's permission but they are just to warn those who are new about a few things going on in here, any problems take them up with the cook)

[korhall]

floats a glass of water over to the newbie, anything else i can get ya?

tell us about yourself, we are always happy to have new friends joining the thread.

[JediHobbit]

Well, I'm a freshman at Butler University in Indianapolis, though I'm originally from just outside of Chicago. I'm double majoring in Mechanical Engineering and Physics.

My girlfriend and I have been together for nearly three years, and are still as close as ever despite the fact we are attending different colleges.

In my free time I enjoy reading, listening to music, surfing the net, drawing, watching movies, and playing video games.

And if you could not tell by the name, I'm also a big Star Wars fan and have been since I can remember. My love for LOTR arose when I first read the the Hobbit and LOTR for the first time a little over three years ago.

But right now I have to get back to some homework, so I'll stop by when I can.

[korhall]

i meant about your character but that is good too

[malazac]

the door opens and malazac walks in he walk over to korhall and says korhall i did not have time to say well done malazac then takes a battle axe from his bag and a pachmentand hands it to korhall this is this it gladagors axe the first dragon king of dragonia and this i will give to you a great position if you ever come to dragonia you will be welcomed in the greatist way this pachment grants you the best acommadation and the right to be called dragon lord you are a great worror the best i have seen my land could relly use a man like you . malazac then turns to the bar i would like some provisons please i am going home to fight a war

[korhall]

thank you malazac, i may travel to dragonia sometime soon.

[malazac]

i would not travel there too soon unless you want to go straight in to a battle zone

[korhall]

an intriguing idea we might go there for a little change of scenery

[malazac]

if you must we would enjoy your talent

[korhall]

heck, why don't we all go? what about the whole bar going to war in dragonia? i think it would be cool

[malazac]

i have to warn you the enemay i am fighting is a demon he wiped out most of my army only a few survived but if you whant to join got to the rpg bit and go to dragons march selection

[korhall]

good to know

[Kellivara]

aye, those be t'e rules.


*takes a bite of the food in front of her and makes a disgusted face to annoy Kor......then quickly eats the rest of eat not commenting......*

[Kellivara]

also, I think that an RPG with all of us in it would be awesome! I hope y'all don't mind, but I already gave us an intro into that story. (by us I mean me, and two or more others from the pub that are joining the RP. soooo.....yea, I'm sure there'll be at least that many joining, lol)

lol zac, I hope u dun mind either, lol

[Dragonblade]

Us? I'm not part of us am I?

All go to Dragonia or whatever? No thanks, I think I'll pass...fighting is fun and all...but I don't fight for the sake of saving someone, I fight when provoked.

[Kellivara]

no, I said us as in me n whoever WANTS to join. hey Blade, where ya been!?!?!?!?!?

oh and.....GET ON MSN IF YOU CAN!!!

[malazac]

who else is in then kel

[Kellivara]

I dunno, in my post in the RPG I just said there were ppl walking behind me, so that gives an opening to 2 or more people

[malazac]

yes i would like to have korhall thought

[Kellivara]

yea he was the first one to say it sounded like fun, so I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later (prob whenever he gets online, but it's still pretty early right now)

[malazac]

hmm i hope he dose not hold a me in the bad because of that fight we had

[Kellivara]

I doubt he will, although I can't and won't speak for him, lol

[malazac]

well it was only a fight

[Kellivara]

lol I know, I just don't like speaking for people

[malazac]

well only time will see eh

[korhall]

don't worry zac, we are still cool

[malazac]

thanks korhall

[arisen pheonix]

oh look i have a pub named after me wow i feel so so so idunno

[Kellivara]

hiya!!! I haven't seen you around in forever!! how ya been AP!?


(also it has something to do with the fact that almost everywhere else I go my sn is the_phoenix_of_fire, lol)

[malazac]

hey you may bay forgoten but not nuwanted come and have an ale its on me

[arisen pheonix]

why thank you thank you *bows*

[malazac]

your welcome and were have you been in the age like this

[arisen pheonix]

deeply submersed in the coldfire trilogy while my comp sits un hooked

yes i have seen the world and ill tell you it aint much to look at


where did kor go

[Kellivara]

I have no idea, lol, but I bet as soon as he sees you're here he'll post :p

[malazac]

i don know [in a happy mood asks ] have you bee to dragonia

[korhall]

pheonix?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

runs over and picks pheonix up in a huge bear hug, i missed you so much, it's great to have you back.

[arisen pheonix]

ok ok ok i missed you to can i breath now?

[Kellivara]

*places a tray of tequilla covered pineapples and caramel covered apples on a table near AP and Kor*

"Welcome to the pub AP!"

*walks over and pokes Blade for no apparent reason*

[arisen pheonix]

its good to be back with real crazies agaiin

[Kellivara]

lol yup!! (u seriously can't get much more crazy than us....)

[malazac]

hey you said you seen the world have you seen dragonia [this is a very drunk dragon here ]

[arisen pheonix]

well probably but when your body is an illusion and you see only the worst fears of the inhabitants you cant really tell

[malazac]

well you would remember this place it would have a gigantic purple demon destroing every thing

[korhall]

sorry, i guess i got a little carried away

[malazac]

hey korhall you gona help like kel or what

[arisen pheonix]

its ok their is absolutley nothing left that can get me i am in absolute power mwhahahahahahaha

[Kellivara]

*watches the evil monkies walk over to AP, glaring, just because they want to show that they are more powerful*


*Kell throws her hands in the air* DANGIT!!!! These things have to get OUT OF MY PUB!!!!! They are everywhere!!!!


*paints over the outside of the door* "NO EVIL MONKIES ALLOWED!!!!!" *and quickly goes back inside noticing the monkies now glaring at her as well*

[arisen pheonix]

evil monkeys? ahahahahaaha

steps out side and turns them, into a mindless legion of flying monkeis to protect the pub

[arisen pheonix]

g2g everybody

[Kellivara]

*they shakes their heads violently and turn back to normal as their leader puts a protection spell on them* AAACK! Would somebody please banish them to where they cam........ *Kell stops talking as their leader opens a portal and they all go back to where they came from and don't come back* That was.......odd........stupid monkies........



otayz, buh byez AP!

[malazac]

while this was happing malazac was in a drunkin haze of sleeping not slepping [malazac then wakes up ] hey kel i had the weirdisted dream i thought that a bunch of monkes where jumping about the pub but thats just stupid is int it

[Kellivara]

*Kell puts her hands behind her back which are holding the poking stick she used to herd the last few monkies into the portal*

Yea......that's just crazy! There weren't any monkies here!.....

[malazac]

malazac jumps the bar and grabs the stick whats with the hiding of the stick

[Kellivara]

*takes poking stick back and hides it behind her back again, slowly backing away*".....it's.....nothing............really!......"

[arisen pheonix]

right.......oh right

[Kellivara]

okeeday, here's the deal, Kor and anyone else here that may be interested in joining malazac's RPG (the one with the war in dragonia) needs to go post your introduction soon. It'll have to kinda go along with mine tho, because I put two or more other people in my intro, so you guyz can join under that, or if you guyz don't like that, just say so and I'll change my intro post.


also, malazac, although your story is going to be leaving soon, you should probably give them at least another 24 hours to join, if not 48. becuase I know better than anyone that ppl don't always get online EVERY day. sooo.....yea, lol.

[Dragonblade]

Sorry I haven't been on that much, in and out of the hospital and the teachers have decided to load on the homework.

Looks like I have missed a lot, I have no idea what is going on so I will just go sit in the back so as I won't get in the way...o.0

Nope, sorry, not interested (I probably won't be on enough of the time to actually be involved in an RPG, heh heh)

Hey Kell, lol, my Ridley is probably pissed at me, because of my homework and the hospital thing, and march break, I haven't been able to see him in over 2 weeks, plus I am to busy to talk on the phone.

[Kellivara]

o......poor Ridley.......BAD ADEYA!!! BAD!!! lol!!

[korhall]

i must admit that having one's girlfriend either unable or unwilling to talk to you really can make one very depressed and make one start to miss one's significant other alot. but hey thats just my pathetic excuse for a life here, it doesn't necessarily work thatway for everybody.

[FREEDOM!]

*Walks in* I'm hear!! Wine, beer, quick.

[korhall]

korhall magics an ale and floats it over to freedom, here you go lassie, anything else?

[korhall]

pokes kelli, care to explane that?

[korhall]

korhall mutters a quick spell

he is now kelli

[Kellivara]

LMFAO!!!
lol, well anywayz, I'm gonna delete my last 2-3 posts, so u'll be talking to urself again:p

[Mablung]

*Walks over and grabs a few gargle blasters then tosses them down and passes out behind his fortifications.*

[Dragonblade]

Well, I am kind of going to college next year, so I HAVE to work my ass off if I want to keep my marks up...which is why I don't have much time to talk to him, or see him. My teachers assign big ass projects which I have to do, mainly because my marks depend on it...so now you see, it's not that I don't want to...it's that I can't.

*grabs her 'The vampire Lestat' book and sits in a dark corner, away from the commotion, her cloak drawn tightly around herself and her hood drawn up*

[korhall]

DB, i know exactly how hard it is to do that, i'm going to college too, but remember, love will make time.

[Kellivara]

well I'm going into High School next year sooooo........

[korhall]

aw, cute little baby...*ducks slap*

[Kellivara]

*glares and kicks Kor behind the knee.....hard*

*Kor staggers for a second and Kell laughs at him*

"yea but this little baby can still kick some major arse, maybe not a wizard's, but she could still hold her own in a battle with one"

[FREEDOM!]

For your info, i'm a lad not a lass.

[Kellivara]

*snickers* that's what he was talking to himself about:p

[korhall]

no, thats what i was talking to you about before you deleted your posts, cheater

[Kellivara]

mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[elfgirl]

Oh, you can delete your own posts! It is fun.:D People seem like they are imagining your character.:D Hey, could I have an Irish Quenya-Cola?:D

[Kellivara]

"comin' right up!" *Kell hand elfgirl the Irish Quenya-cola*

lol, FREEDOM!, if u go to 'edit' under you post, there's an option that lets you delete your posts

[elfgirl]

"Thanx." *Takes a big gulp of the drink* Mmmmmmm...

[???]

I had to delete a lot of my posts at sertain places to clean them up. I also don't spam a lot because I didn't something bad a while ago to get my warning level up. I'll Shutup after ya give me a pepsi. :D

[elfgirl]

I dont think any body minds you talking. *takes another sip of her drink* :D

[???]

Wow, I didn't know that it took so long to drink something. *pokes* excuse me. Can I have my pepsi now?

[Kellivara]

"Aye, my deepest apologies, I was offline for a bit."

*takes a pepsi out of the box and hands it to ???*

"What name might you be called by ???"

(NO PUN INTENDED)

[korhall]

bad joke kelli

[???]

Eh, to be called here? Or me real name? Here, Don't know right now. Get back to you when I think of one.

*gets pepsi and drinks it with one gulp*

[Kellivara]

lol ok, anywayz, you can call me Kell or Kellivara, whichever.

Korhall and I are the bartenders here, Galdor is the bouncer, and Dragonblade and Mablung help out wherever needed. (just in case any of the many new customers wanted to know)

[korhall]

i posted some rules a few pages back, look over them to answer any questions

[???]

Um call me Legolas *elfgirl drops her drink and gets out of her chair* Never mind. *elfgirl sits back down* Call me ummmmmmmmmmmmm, I guess just call me ??? It is short enough.

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by korhall

*he changes form into an old, short, bearded, friendly, round, irish bartender and speaks in his own natural irish accent*

"nae then ma dearey, what be yare name? whare du you come from and where be you goin, lassie? you must be a fare stretch off'n yare way t' end up in a bonni' place like this here pub. anyhau, welcome to aur humble litle' bordin' huse."

nue a few rules and suggestions fare the newbie:
1. donna anger the barkeep, yau do so at yare own risk
2. this is a fun place, bein' in character is no necessary
3. korhall is the barkeep an' the cook
4. no fightin' in the pub, the bouncers will be no' happy with you
5. kelli owns the pub, her word is law
6. donna drink without asking the barkeep for advice, there are drinks i make that are quite fatal to some.
7. the animals are nice unless provoked, the owners have trained them so donna be scared and talk to the owners aboot anythin' farst.
8. have fun
9. things are no' always what they seem, the people especially
10. see korhall or kelli for clarifications o' this.
( korhall made these rules up, without kelli's permission but they are just to warn those who are new about a few things going on in here, any problems take them up with the cook)



to make it easier, I quoted the post the rules were in^_^

[Kellivara]

alrighty then, but yea, no pun intended if I ask a question...lol

[???]

Yeah, I just went back and read them before you posted. Do you guys serve food, or jut drinks? Just wondering.

[korhall]

i am both the cook and the bar tender, i can make almost anything

[Kellivara]

yup, we serve food too, but drinks are our speciality;) (no, scratch that, Kor is very proud of his cooking abilities.....)

*is fixing a pot of Irish Stew for herself and whoever else wants some* "If anyone wants some Irish Stew, it'll be ready in a minute^_^"

*alarmed look crosses face as the Stew starts boiling over* "ummmmmmm.................Kor!?!?!? HELP!!!"





OOC: I actually can cook really well.....but I couldn't help it.....it was just too funny.........

[korhall]

korhall quickly walks over and takes the stew off the fire, it then calms down and he lessen's the heat and sets it back on, keep stiring kelli, and put some basil in there

[???]

Get me some of that Irish Stew. Never had it, so I will try it. Iwill be back probally at 7:00 for a Hotdog, so be perpard. :D

[korhall]

korhall serves up a bowl of the stew and floats it over to ???

[Kellivara]

*starts to prepare the potatoes and cabbage to be cooked next*

[???]

This stuff isn't bad. *sip, sip* yummy! Hehe, BURP! Oh, sorry.

[Kellivara]

hey Kor, do you know how to make soda bread!?

cuz I don't......

[???]

*??? still sitting at the table* I'm afraid that he has fellen asleep on the oven.

[Kellivara]

*pokes Kor repeatedly until he wakes up* silly old wizard wake up! that is, of course, unless you really trust my cooking eough to sleep while I'm cooking.......or trust me around an open fire for that matter...........

[???]

:eek: Runs over to him and starts to hit him. Hurry! Wake up!

Nah, I was just kidding. Cook me something. Ya got the cabbage done yet?

[Kellivara]

"Aye, the cabbage and potatoes are done" *takes them of the fire and sets the pot on the bar. Then serves some to ??? and some to herself* "If only we had some soda bread this would be a fine feast!"

[elfgirl]

"I shall just take a little bit of lembas..." She suddenly looks skeptical. "If you have any. Oh yeah.." She quickly finishes off the rest of her Irish Quenya-Cola. "And another Irish Quenya-Cola, too, please."

[Kellivara]

Aye, that we have. *goes to the back and gets some lembas, and on her way out get another Irish-Quenya cola*

*hands them both to elfgirl*

[elfgirl]

elfgirl takes a bite of lembas and a drink of the Irish Quenya-Cola, gulps them down, and then says, "Thank you." politely, thinking she might try some of the good cooking. "Do you have any of that stew left? And what about the potatoes and cabbage?" :D

[Kellivara]

"Aye, just a moment"

*Kell walks over to the fire where the food is keeping itself hot and gets some stew and potatoes&cabbage in 2 seperate dishes for elfgirl*

"Here y'are" she says as she hands them to elfgirl*

[elfgirl]

She says 'thank you' politely, before digging in to the VERY tasty meal.

[Kellivara]

*says, very politely "your welcome" before getting seconds and digging in too*

[Dragonblade]

Love can't find time if there is not life for it to be found in.

Well...I will probably leave soon...school is getting really tough and I have been in an outta hospitals, so this is just me sayin' bye, cause I will probably not be stopping by. *Slips book back into her hip pouch, and tightens her cloak around herself* Aluve. *walks out of the pub*

[???]

*walk to a seat and sits down* Please, make that Hotdog a footlong.


By DragonBlade we will miss you.

[korhall]

shalom navareit!

one foot long coming up. and kelli, you still want the soda bread?

[Kellivara]

*sniffs* Sionara Shadow-chaaaaaaan!!!!!


"yea, me still wants the soda bread..........and can I have about 5 gargle blasters to go with that....?"

"she never DID tell us why she's been in and outta the hospitals........"

[Kellivara]

ya know, me n my friend were talkin, and she asked me, if you can test-drive cars at car-lots, why can't you test-drive the ridin' lawn mowers at a hardware store?

my answer:

oh god, I can see me now....


"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!"


"ummm, Miss? Are you ok?"

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"ummm, excuse me, miss?.........MISS????? MISS!!!!"

*still in the backroung can be heard going back n forth at an alarming speed and knocking things over*

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


and she said: Well I guess that's why............

.....I AGREE!!! mwahahahahahahaha!





the scary thing is: I can actually see myself doing that given the chance................

[???]

Yay. I wanted that for brekfast but it turned out to be supper. Even better.

[Kellivara]

lol sorry about that. everyone that works here has school n stuff to deal with and are on similiar time zones....so it's kinda hard to have service 24/7:D

[???]

Don't care, at least I got one :D. Give me a Dr. Pepper.

[Kellivara]

*walks into the back room, climbs the shelves, and opens the hatch in the ceiling (locked) to the attic and gets a Dr. Pepper out of the icebox up there (also locked) then comes back down (after relocking everything) and hands ??? a Dr. Pepper*


the Dr. Peppers stay under lock down..........

[???]

Thank ya. *drinks it* got to go hunt some orks. Be back in an hour and a half.

[Kellivara]

okeedoke! stop in whenever ya like!


OOC: I gtg in about 15 min, lol, so after that u'll have to wait 'til someone else gets here to serve....

[elfgirl]

I know what you are talking about, Kellivara. I live in the Central Time Zone, and over here I get home at 6:00. So to some I would be on the internet at 8:00, and to some I get on at 4:00! It is very confusing.

[Kellivara]

lol, well it's 10PM here now sooo..... yea, lol, mom is already yellin' at me (grrrrr....) I dun really listen to her ANYWAY, soooo, yea, hence y I said I've got 15 more min........^_^

[Kellivara]

well, I'm gonna get outta here now, ja matte!

[elfgirl]

ok. See you here tomorrow!

[korhall]

walks over with a basket full of warm soda bread and sets it down on the table, eat up yall

[???]

Wow. *eats some* Kellivara missed this. By the time she gets here, its gonna be cold ^^.

[elfgirl]

Avari took a bit, smiling, and ate it. Mmmmmmm...

[spirit]

CAN I JOIN HERE?

[korhall]

everyone is welcome here

[spirit]

cook. thatnks.
i have to go now...but i will talk to you all tomorrow.
bye bye.

[???]

Mmmm. Get me bacon :D .

Elfgirl, your mailbox is full. You need to delete some messages.

[korhall]

is a please too much to ask ,i slave over a hot stove and a bar to serve, all i need is a please or a thank you from people. goes back to the bar and makes a phrounobulax, then says, i'll be back in a while, *puts his kiss the cook apron on it's hook and goes into the back room, where he promptly lays down, drinks his drink ( no body else can drink these the alcohol content os near lethal for me, and i supposedly can't die from poison or disease.) he then passes out in a coma for a little while, need som sleep badly, he mutters to noone.

[elfgirl]

OK, i will delete a few.

[???]

Please, get me some bacon.

[spirit]

did you know if you say "beer can" quick enough you say bacon in Jamacon? cant spell that1!

[korhall]

*slap* stop that, its silly

[spirit]

have you got a stron dring. had a maths lesson like hell.
ohh and some poison for my maths teacher?

[korhall]

i'll start you off with a beached whale and we will go from there

[spirit]

dankz. how much or is it fer free?

[korhall]

its on your tab

[spirit]

thatks. and do you do some kind of poison. i am serious her BTW!
she is really annoying

[korhall]

well, pharmocology is a hobby of mine, please describe your teacher; gender, height, weight, age, thin?, fat?, physically active?, any emotional issues?, any pre-existing health issues, heart problems etc. then i'll see what i can mix up

[korhall]

We here at the Staff of The Tolkien Forum can not and will not condone this type of action.

If this type of action action were to take place, TTF might could possibly be held as legally culpable.

Let's all think before we write, shall we.




Thank you
Rangerdave

[arisen pheonix]

shello everbody how are we this fine day

[korhall]

in school right now, it kinda sucks

[arisen pheonix]

dah! me too but i am only there physically not mentally or spiritually

[korhall]

i am here in mind and body, because i need both to comfort my G/F after her last class of the day

[arisen pheonix]

if i think at school ill spontaneously combust

[korhall]

we wear helmets to keep that to a minimum

[arisen pheonix]

it is dangerous here They are always here watching waiting They are following me even unto my death following watching waiting They are there in the shadows waiting

[arisen pheonix]

im having to go soon lunch is almost over

[elfgirl]

"I know what you mean."Avari said, "I know what it feels like to be hunted... knowing that they will eventually catch up to you, the constant plotting of what you would do if you got your hands on them." Noticing everyone staring at her, she said, "Hey! I am entitled to a past! You know me not until you know my past!" She then got to thinking of what HAD happened when they caught up, her scars starting to burn her skin.

[Kellivara]

Kooooor!! Can me pleeeeease have some soda bread?? Me missed the first batch!! *whines* PLEEEEEASE?:D

[Kellivara]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AP!!!!!!!!

whatever you order today is free!! (of course it pretty much already was for you....;) )
but ANYWAYZ! lol, happy birthday!

[elfgirl]

Yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

[malazac]

malazac wich was in a drunken state gets up and walks to the bar and asks for a motter[thick oil with alcahol in it

[Kellivara]

hmmmm.....I think we have a bottle in the back........

*goes to the back and digs around for a while, finally finding a lone bottle*

*walks back out to the bar and hands it to mal*

"here y'are! It's the only one I've got in stock, so if you want another one you'll have to ask Kor....."

[Kellivara]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY found an Ultemecia site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AWESOME ULTEMECIA PIC!!! (http://www.mangaknights.com/ultimecia/gallery/fmv03.jpg)


ultemecia pics page!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.mangaknights.com/ultimecia/media.html)

[spirit]

woah!! they are good.
do we get a free drink for celebrating?

[korhall]

no

korhall then whips up a batch of soda bread and puts it out on the table

[malazac]

takes the bootle and drinks slowly ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nothin like it but to drinkit

[Kellivara]

THANX KOR!!!! *munches happily on soda bread*

OOC: Has anyone other than me actually ever tried soda bread...?

IC: nope, no free drinks, sorry;)

[elfgirl]

"I dont blame you, I know how hard it is to run a business." :D "Another Quenya-Cola, please."

[Kellivara]

*hands over another quenya-cola*

[elfgirl]

Avari grabbed the Quenya-Cola, and smiled, "Thanks!" She took a deep drink. MMMMMMMmmmmmm...

[???]

That all that ya like elfgirl? Get me a Dr. Pepper.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Hugs Kellivara*

I need more booze. Can you help me out? *Pulls a cooler from her magic pockets*

[spirit]

i'd like to try some soda bread and have some quenya-cola too please

[korhall]

no she doesn't, i really run this place!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok, i'm done

[???]

Guess, Dr. Pepper. :D

[spirit]

err...are you feeling alrite? maybe i will have a drink later on...incase you try to poison me now. not really. i have to go bach to school now...d'oh

[korhall]

some of my drinks are lethal even if i don't poison them

[Wonko The Sane]

*faints* PLEASE KELL! HELP ME!

[korhall]

picks wonk up with a wave of his hand and floats her over to the bar where he sits her down and asks whats wrong

[spirit]

*see wonks and kornall sooooo close to each other!*WOW!! you do know that she is engaged dont you?

[Wonko The Sane]

*throws a wine-cooler at spirit*

I need booze, Korhall. Lots and lots of booze. The most awfulest thing just happened. *cries*

Well not THE most awful...but...*pulls a guitar from her magic pockets* I just need alcohol.

*Starts to play a melancholy tune*

[spirit]

ouch!! that hurt! i am delicate!! lol

so care to tell us what is wrong? and where is korhall. she still hasnt got me my drink!

[Wonko The Sane]

Korhall is a guy...and I cannot tell you what is wrong! I must sing it to you.

And I meant for you to CATCH the wine-cooler! Not let it hit you!
Silly!!!

[spirit]

sing it to us?:eek: it isnt going to be tooooo boring like some of Tom bombadils stuff?
BTW: i really cant catch...butterfingers! lol

[korhall]

yes, i am a male. and spirit; she may be engaged, i am happily married going on one year now. korhall then scans wonko and determines that a phrunobulax wouldn't kill her instantly. so he puts on his apron and protective goggles and mixes her one. he hands it to her and says: "sing first, you won't be able to talk after drinking that, i am dead serious here"

what happened wonko? i am a certified councilor so tell me whats wrong

[Kellivara]

ai ai ai! Poor Wonks:( *hugs* here's an ale and a drow wine to aid you through your song, drink the other one, as Kor said, AFTER your song, k? *hands Wonks an ale and a drow wine* now sing us what's wrong!

*gets Dr. Peppers and hands them to the 2 ppl who wanted them*

*then sits down to listen to Wonks's sad song*

I have counselor training too ya know! (I really do......about 15 hours of it actually...........)

[korhall]

trust me kelli, there will not be a brain cell left after my drink, it almost kills me

[Kellivara]

yup, that's why I gave her the other two drinks, so that she would have something to drink WHILE she sings^_^

[???]

No! No singing! Please!

[korhall]

breaks out his bass guitar and amp, lets kick it!!!! *starts tuning up and wonders when the jams will start*

[malazac]

malazac stands up and walks over and puts down some money

[arisen pheonix]

silly silly people:rolleyes:

[korhall]

korhall turns the money into a mouse which rosey the snake promptly eats