The Phoenix Lair Pub

[arisen pheonix]

poor mouses o well

quicksilver please

[Mablung]

Yeah give me one of those new drinks Kor I don't think I've had the pleasure of tangoing with one yet.

[Kellivara]

yea! Why does Wonks get one and not us!? We want crazy alcohol levels too!!

[korhall]

first, mab- quite simply, it would kill you. alcohol is not all that is in here, your male body chemistry would react with the secret ingredients and create a very lethal poison.

kelli- it could kill you. the chances are 30-70 that you would survive.

the only reason that i gave wonks one was that her body chemisrty is such that it wouldn't kill her instantly, i also didn't put the whole kick in that one. it is a half powered phrunobulax. heck i made the things and i can barely survive drinking one.

[spirit]

when is the song common Wonks?

ohh and cam i have a lime and lemon plz.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Wonks takes the phrunobulax and carefully sets it down on her table for consumption later*

I'm so lucky!!! :D

*Then she downs both the ale AND the Drow wine for starters*

Thanks Kell!!!

*And she begins to sing, strumming along on the acoustic guitar she calls out to korhall*

"Think you can follow me?"

[korhall]

you just play it, i'll follow you.

[Kellivara]

well give me something else that stronger than a gargle blaster then! *stix tongue out* Wonks, 'tis a fine tune, mind if I follow it as well with my flute?

[korhall]

well, my necronometers are probably not going to kill you, so sure. makes 2

[Kellivara]

*hastily grabs both and run to the other side of the bar and begins drinking them* "mine mine mine mine mine......"

[Mablung]

*Takes one of them from Kell and starts drinking it.* Haha I got the drink and 1000th post in the pub!

[Kellivara]

"yea, I know, I'm the one that pointed it out rememer?:P" *grabs the drink back and pours it over Mab's head* "That was mean! Well I guess that's what you get for TRYING to steal MY alcohol!" *runs over and hides behind Kor and Galdor, and everytime Mab tries to go around one of them to get the other drink (just for the purpose of annoying her) she runs and hides behind the other, drinking the whole time*

*stops running and hands Mab the empty glass* "Here ya go, you can have it now:) " *Hides behind Kor and Galdor again*

[Mablung]

*Grabs her from behind Kor and Gald then grabs something from behind the bar he checks the label quickly and pours a bottle of rum on her. Then takes another one of the new drinks and drinks it.* There now we're even. Did I mention my pirate parrot is attracted to rum? *The parrot starts attacking Kell trying to get what he thinks to be be a bottle of rum from her*

[Kellivara]

*Lasinian sees Kell beings attacked and quickly attacks the parrot, sending it flying across the room and then alighting on Kell's shoulder with an evil look in her eye.*

"Don't mess with the falcon!"





*turns to Kor* "Can I have another one o' them spiffy drinks pleeeeease!?"

[Wonko The Sane]

Wonks screams: STOP!!!!!!

It's singing time.

Kell, you may accompany on your flute. :)

*As Wonks strums her acoustic guitar a soft hush falls over the rowdy pub as all eyes and ears turn in her direction*

Sit close and you'll hear now
A tale of deception
Of dark days and long nights
And life sans direction....

[korhall]

korhall then looks at kell and says sorry hun, not untill i see what that does to you. and if anyone grabs stuff from behind my bar again rosey is comming after them. i have alot of stuf in unlabeled bottels, kinda my magic workshop dontcha know. *rosey coils up on kor's arm and rests her head on the back of his hand. she wakes up quickly though when korhall shows his musical side. "he puts on a viking hat and becomes VALHALLEN, VIKING GOD OF ROCK* head banging while following kelli on the bass

[malazac]

kor i will have one of those drinks if it is that powerful it should power my flame level up a good couple of noches

[Kellivara]

*Kell follows along with Wonks on her flute*

otay otay Wonks, me stoparguing and listen to ur song..........

[korhall]

alright, but i'm not taking the consequences. i'm not sure if your flame might not set it off and blow you up. you only get one untill i test the results. most of these things are my magical rejects guys. i just get lucky most of the time. but if there are negative effects no more for you.

[malazac]

thank you but the bit where the flame comes from it always seald when i am not useing it malazac then takes the drink and downs it he walks to the door i am just going to tert it he walks out leaving the door open he then gose to use his small flame a huge fire ball comes out with a huge flame thrower at the end malazac turns and says coolllllll

[korhall]

we aim to please

[Kellivara]

yup yup yup

[korhall]

no more goes for you too kelli

[Kellivara]

yea yea I know, I COULD order you to give me one anyway, but I won't;) (yea....like u'd ever listen to me anyway? ha, that's funny.....)

[korhall]

you would be waisting your breath

[Kellivara]

yea I know

[Wonko The Sane]

*Wonks stop singing to take a sip of the phrunobulax as she does so her elbow slips against the neck of her guitar and she ends up downing the drink in one gulp in order to avoid choking.*

*She immediately falls over, as if standing up is suddenly an impossible task.*

"That thing is great!!!" *Wonks begins to play her guitar while on her back...but her fingers won't move and she can only strum one chord over and over again. She also can't remember the words to her song anymore*

*Then she sits up* AWESOMMMMMMEEEEE! *she slurs*
Can I have more, Korhall?

[Kellivara]

if she gets MORE I get one Kor.........

[Wonko The Sane]

*Looks at Kell*

No way!!! Penguins can't drink!

[korhall]

not untill i test the side effects, to be honest i'm not even sure you'll survive

[malazac]

i am certin i will live

[Kellivara]

aaaaag, penguins are stalking me now........2 forums.......instant messages.....and school.........all within 3 days........

[korhall]

i am not malazac

[spirit]

did i miss te song? sorry wonks

[korhall]

starts mixing a new drink, just goofing off right now

[???]

What is the new drink?

[Kellivara]

I don't think it has a name yet......he's expirementing.....

[korhall]

that sounded really wrong kell

[Kellivara]

sicko.....

[korhall]

you made it sound like i was a druggie you putz

[Kellivara]

Kor, STOP drinking your expirements! They mess up your mind!

[spirit]

yea...and maybe kill u!
we dont want that!! otherwise there will be no one else who is gonna serve drinks the way that u do!

[Kellivara]

YEA!!! And I can't get drunk unless ur around to serve the stronger drinks damnit!!

[korhall]

i rarely drink my experiments. and even though i have tested their lethality on myself, i apparently can't be poisoned, go figure. and thank you kelli for making me feel so needed

[Kellivara]

ur welcome:D

ummmm.............can u give me something strong to drink now? please and thank you.

[korhall]

well, i suppose i could dig up my old recepie guide, pulls impossibly large book out of tiny pocket, mixes a destrido, enjoy and drink with care the slightest bump could set it off.

[Kellivara]

*chugs it* mmmm...........that is nice....... *buzzed*

can I have another one?

[Mablung]

*Takes out his can of turpentine and starts drinking it.*

Works just as well.

[Kellivara]

yea, but this drink is better:p

[spirit]

can i try one of that plz

[korhall]

yeah, what the hell. mixes a few more and sets them out for all

[spirit]

*grabs the largest one and gulps it down*

ahhhh....sooo...strong....niceee...hottttttt!!!

*runs out scresming*


*come back sweating*
that was nice...can i have another one...but not as strong...

[korhall]

these only have one strength setting, sorry

[spirit]

well...gimme sum more...little anount...but i want some precccioooussssssss

[korhall]

well then drink less of it silly

[spirit]

yea...is this stuff addictive?

[Kellivara]

YES!!! VERY!!!!

*hurriedly steals the rest and chugs every last one of them down (with the exception of the one spirit was holding at the moment)*

mmmmmmmmm...........MORE!!!!!!!

[korhall]

we will see. i really don't know if i should make some more, they are very dangerous.

[Kellivara]

hmmmmmmmm............gimme something else then?

[korhall]

i could make a beached whale if you like

[Kellivara]

hmmmmmm.........never had one o' those before. sure y not I'll try one

[korhall]

alrighty then, mixes one and hands it to her

[Kellivara]

*chugs it* mmm....yummy...

yup, I think I've had enough alchohol for the next five seconds:p

and now I need.........CAFFEINE!! *gets an extra caffeinated soda*

[spirit]

mate....
got anything else..?
*LIKE A ZOMBIE* neeeeed mooore!!!!............

[Wonko The Sane]

*Looks at Kell*

Why are there 6 of you?

*sits up and falls down again then stands up and falls flat on her face*

[spirit]

OUCH!! *screws up hace and tries to help wonks on a stool*
sit there!!

[korhall]

don't worry dear, wonks is so drunk nothing could hurt her right now.

[Kellivara]

*half carries/half drags wonks to the couch and lets her sits there and pass out*
mmmmmm...........CAFFEINE!!!!!!!!!!!!






OOC: I won't be here for a day or two, so everyone listen to Kor, and hopefully the mental damage caused by doing so can eventually be mended^_^_^_^_^_^

[Kellivara]

I'm baaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaack

[malazac]

malazac who was siting in the corrnor stands up and stats twitching then starts to wriggle like dancing hey kor he calls this might be a side affect cause i cant control my legs

[korhall]

no, that happens with most of my drinks, the only thing is that most people aren't awake to experience it

[Kellivara]

and some of us are smart enough, that if we're about to go out of control, to tie ouselves to something so we don't make fools of ourselves..........:D

[korhall]

failing that... we make ourselves look very funny so nobody cares

[Wonko The Sane]

Wonks falls off the stool and hits her head, then she sits up, drinks caffeine, tries to stand up, and then falls again only to believe Kell has now turned into a giraffe.

[Kellivara]

*raises eyebrow at the funny look Wonks was giving her* "what? WHAT!?" *goes cross-eyed trying to see if she has anything on her nose* "Is there something on my face or something, WHAT!?!?!?"

[Kellivara]

*the pieces of the shattered mirror fly at Kell's face, and the mirror had been too close to her face for her to dodge all of the hundreds of tiny shards. she managed to move to the side a bit tho, so that only five of them hit her face, leaving trails of blood flowing down her face and over on eye so that Kell only had one eye open, the largest one hitting her in the side of her face.*

"NOW I have something on my face!! Thank you SO much all mighty wizard!" Kell said angrily with an extremely sarcastic bow before stalking off through the back room to the small hallway behind it that branched off into 3 bedrooms, 2 on one side one on the other, and closing the door to her room behind her (the one by itself across the hall from the other two-also slightly bigger than the other two;) )

*Kell came back into the bar area a half hour later with her hood pulled over her face and said, quite simply, "I need a drink...."*

[Mablung]

I'm sure the heavy scarring can't be that much of a detractment... probably helps a bit.

[Kellivara]

*the only thing Kell does in response is flick her wrist and send a dagger flying across the room that scratches Mab's face as it's passes by and lands on the wall just above his ear*

[korhall]

korhall floats a tube of neosporine to kelli, it helps reduce the appearance of scars

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by korhall
mirror appears infront of kelli, then korhall causes it to shatter


Korhall has said he is editing his post, but you see, I am quoting the ORIGINAL post before it can be changed (or especially deleted), so how my face got temporarily all bloodied will not be lost. Although scarring is unlikely, between her elven and drow blood Kell's pretty scar-resistant

[???]

Why can't I be scar-resistant? Now I have about 4 scars! Darn.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Wonks sits up and says drunkenly*

Dude!! You'relook ugly...scars...MEEP! *and falls over*

[???]

Wonko, I think that you should go home and rest. You are turning different colors.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Wonks sits up and looks at herself, notices no colour changes and shouts*

PORPOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in big blue letters*

[korhall]

suddenly a large dolphin (yes i know thats different than a porpoise) appears in the bar, walks over and gets a rusty snail hold the onion with a peanutbutter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the maKo

[Wonko The Sane]

*Wonks falls olver and falls over and falls over and ends up in a corner where she shouts*

FREDERICK JASON MERTZ!!!!!
In big pinkish letters.

[???]

Okay Wonko, out down the sugar so someone won't get hurt.

[korhall]

sugar good

[???]

sugar bad in this case.

[korhall]

there is no concevable case where that could be true

[malazac]

hey kor what happend with the rpg thread ???

[Wonko The Sane]

"Not sugar!!!" She shouted. "DRUNK!!!!"

She turned upside down and flollopped on the floor.

And sang in violet letters: "Oh there ain't no bugs on me...there ain't no bugs on me..."

[Kellivara]

does anyone need anything?

[spirit]

somethink very cold would be nice please.

[korhall]

pours ice down spirit's back

[Kellivara]

*kix Kor and gets a glass of ice water (free) a glass of iced tea, and a cooler out of the icebox and sets them down in front of spirit* take your pick or take 'em all^_^

[spirit]

*takes the glass of ice water*
thanks. so refreshing. looks like i wet myself since SOMEBODY put water on my back

[korhall]

throws a towel at spirit, there happy, if you want i will throw a fire ball at you to make you dry off quicker... *small fire ball appears in hand, it grows bigger *

[spirit]

umm...no...i will pass on that thankyou very much...

looks evil

[korhall]

fireball is pointed in spirit's direction

[spirit]

DONT YOU DARE

[korhall]

woosh, it is warm in the bar for a second

[spirit]

hey that was nice...do it again...but this time dont aim soo near me. Aim a little far please

[korhall]

i can also spit fire balls if i have alcohol and a lighter

[spirit]

want to try it out? Seems cool!

[korhall]

do it in real life, it is fun in a bag

[spirit]

Have tried it with a lighter and a vottle of hairspray
FLAMETHROWER

[korhall]

you can do that with banaca. i spit the alcohol out of my mouth into the lighter, it is very cool and also dangerous, it took me a long time to learn that trick, i don't recomend it unless you study with a professional

[spirit]

LOL
a professional did u say... i kno someone...but he is kinda mad too...
HAA HAA HAA

[Wonko The Sane]

HAH!!! FIRE!!!

*is drunk in real life and therefore almost has an excuse*

[korhall]

not really wonks,

yes a professional, safety is important in training because i know more than one person who has needed to go to the emergency room after he was goofing around doing that.

[spirit]

This is what happened once at my old school. soeone had a lighter and i bottle of hairsprat and tried to set the changing room on fire. She dint really suceed but there was a dogey smell comming out from there and some teacher who went buy thought that someone farted. AND IT WAS NOT MY IDEA TO SET IT ON FIRE! (hope there are no teachers here from Leicester!)

[korhall]

dear spirit's mother... you won't beleive this...

[spirit]

Well...talk to her...she wont understand you... BECAUSE SHE DOESNT TALK ENGLISH. So that doesnt really bother me if you tell her.
But just to make sure the skool is not burnt down or anything. (DAMN)

[korhall]

i speak 4 languages hunny

[spirit]

And what are they? i doubt that you will speak the same one as my mom.

#And could i have lemonade...with lots of ice

[korhall]

english
german
spanish
quenya

sure, *slides lemonade down the bar to her*

[spirit]

I dont think that she will understand thoese.
I speak:
English (dhh)
French
German
Little Spanish
2 Asian languages
1 African Language (I was born there)
hee hee

Thankz *sips it all down in one go*

[Kellivara]

wow.............I know.....ENGLISH!

and a little bit of spanish
tiny TINY bit of french
tiny TINY bit of german
tiny bit of japanese
tiny Tiny TINY bit of random elvish
aaaaaaaaaand...........hmmmmmm.......I don't THINK there's anything else.....oh wait! I know a tiny bit of american sign language as well^_^

[korhall]

kelli, that is pathetic

[Kellivara]

I know it's pitiful Kor, but ya know what is sooooooo much MORE pitiful!? MY PIC!!! (which I FINALLY got on the computer)

don't scream too loud y'all, k? and if you ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, HAVE to scream, GO THE HECK OUTSIDE!!!!

and so, without further ado, here is your not-so-beautiful bartender/pub owner:

P.S. The cat's name is Neko.......which is Japanese for cat^_^

[Kellivara]

well, I gtg for the weekend, goin to a funeral across the state and staying with friends of the family while we're there (I'll be in VA Beach)

sooooo, yea, it's in ur hands Kor! (and you can appoint a temporary co-bartender if you dun think u'll be online much)

and to the customers, service will be a bit slow.

byez everyone!

[spirit]

nice picture.
lol
and have fun at the funrel
c u soon!

[Kellivara]

I'm back......ummmm, why would a funeral be fun?

and it's NOT a good picture. I look terrible >.<

[korhall]

well, fun in a relative sense i guess.

[Kellivara]

uummmmmmm.........right...

[spirit]

nah. u look dont look awful!

[korhall]

i'm not supposed to make a comment here.

[spirit]

Why? Because you will be fired then?

[korhall]

no, because i can't be fired, i make all the good drinks. i'm not commenting because i like a challenge when i make smartalleck remarks

[spirit]

ohh yea...sure
well make me a good drink then i will believe you

(gotta go bak 2moro at the same time!)

[korhall]

slides a gargle blaster down the bar, it stops and spills a little bit, that then starts to eat through the counter top.

[spirit]

you sure thats edible...i mean drinkable? It looks a LITTLE evil!

[Kellivara]

*takes the gargle blaster and pours it on Kor's head, lighting it as she does so*

I can still fire you........it just wouldn't last long....

and that was NOT nice! FIRST you imply evil things, then cut down my ability to make comebacks! dalharuk d'natha elg'caress!!!!!!!!! I would say something else too, but I'm not in the mood to argue right now......




Kor...........do me a favor..........give me something that'll knock me out cold.......then make sure I don't hit my head when I fall, k?........being concious is a little more than I can take right now......

[spirit]

i think he is sulking now. Would you like me to make something for you?

[korhall]

nope, i'm giggling. *starts making a phrounobulax, kelli i hope you survive this. and for the record, lie down on the couch before you drink this... otherwise i can't guarantee you won't hit your head.

[korhall]

kelli: i meant i can't be fired because i would still hang around and do what i always do. secondly i didn't mean to imply evil stuff and if i did i appologise. thirdly i just said i wasn't going to comment on that, not meaning to insult your ability to make a comeback. i can see how you could derive that, but i appologise.

spirit: that is how every gargleblaster i have ever made has been. those things are good for two things: eating through stuff and killing brain cells

[spirit]

killing brain cells did you say...*grins evily and says in a sweet little voice* can i have 2 of those...please.

[Kellivara]

eh, not really anything to apologize for.......just in a REALLY *****y mood lately and ready to snap at everyone in my path and bite their heads off........soooooo, yea, probably best that I'm out cold anyway:rolleyes:

*waits 'patiently' for her phrounobulax tapping her nails on the bar*

As an afterthought, she turned to spirit and said "you may want to drink those one at a time, they can be a bit strong for those who can't hold their alcohol, and I don't know how much tolerance for it you've got, so you may want to take it slow at first."


*about then Kor finished making the phrounobulax, handed it to Kell, and she walked over to the couch (which stretches along both of the side walls.....) on the side where nobody was sitting and downed the drink in one go. She had just enough time to say 'this'll definitely work, thanx.' and curl up in the back corner of the couch (also the darkest) and she was out cold*

[spirit]

i wonder what happened to her?
well maybe she might get some right now...
*puts a pillow under her head*

[Kellivara]

*wakes up and sits up, no sign of a hangover*

wow.......it's really quiet in here..........what, did everyone die or something? just come I'm asleep doesn't mean you have to be quiet..............since when have you guys been so considerate anyway? *realises there's a tiny bit more of her drink, so she sips that, carefully avoiding standing up too quickly after that*

[spirit]

Hey! you are awake now? cool.
well, how are you frrling now? need help?

[Kellivara]

I'll be alright, I always am......

but it kills me, and it makes things worse, my friends see that I'm all depressed n stuff, and they stop talking about THEIR problems, which makes me feel unbelievably guilty, or worse, they'll stop everything and act like they haven't a care in the world when I know they're lying, it's unnerving....

[spirit]

Well to tell tyou the truth, i havenot got any problems, well mot majour ones at the moment! You dont have to feel guilty about anything! you can talk to me about anything and i promise that i will try to help! :)

[Kellivara]

*shrug* but my other friends have a lot of problems (take that as you will) and they need my help (again take that as you will) so I feel guilty when they stop asking for help cuz they think they shouldn't burden me with their problems cuz I've got enough of my own, little do they know they couldnt be more wrong....ANYWAY

DOES ANYONE WANT/NEED ANYTHING!?!?!?!?

[Wonko The Sane]

I'm a turtle!!!!

*still drunk from that drink she got pages back*

I'll have a glass of strawberry milk please. *crawls around like a turtle and tries to use her cloak as a shell.*

[Kellivara]

*gets Wonks a glass of strawberry milk*

[Kellivara]

*trips Mab so he falls off the cliff, then pulls up Cora, who was hanging off the edge*


you'll have to read it sometime Mab.....or not, but I still win cuz ur slow:p

[spirit]

here turtle turtle turtle!

[Kellivara]

yyyyyyyyea, well then, I really really don't want my pub to be deleted, so.........yea, after school lets out for you guys most of you have no excuse! lol, so somebody order something!

[spirit]

hi!
okay if you insist!
i would like a n exsotic drink!
like the one in hawaii

[Kellivara]

*hands Spirit a martini with a bright red umbrella in it* And if that's not exotic enough, throw it at Kor to wake him up and he'll fix ya something else^_^

[spirit]

*tries it* mmm, nery nice! think i will wake kor up neways! *kicks kor* wake up you great lump! need some to have a fight with! jus kiddin!

[Kellivara]

lol yea Kor, wake up! I need a drink and it's MY turn to be lazy!

[cardanas]

hello lesser fighters
can i have a gargle blaster

[spirit]

yea! if this lazy git gets up! do u want me to serve you?

[cardanas]

no
gargle blasters can be lethal

[Kellivara]

*wakes Kor up just long enough for him to make a few gargle blasters*

oh, and cardanas, watch your words. calling us all 'lesser fighters' could get you seriously injured in a place like this.

[cardanas]

it smells in here im leaving
goodbye lesser fighters

[Kellivara]

*waves* bye bye now



*sigh* I really should be more careful, I've just sent away a customer.....oh well, he's not easy to get along with, trust me

[cardanas]

im back
can i have some brandy

[Kellivara]

Aye, that you can.

BUT along with that I give you my apology for being rude. And also a deal. If I be nice, you be nice, and if you be nice, I'll be nice. deal?

*hands cardanas a brandy*

[BlackCaptain]

After coming from this distasteful bar with the crazy name, Ithiliwë came to the highly acclaimed Phoenix Lair Pub. He grabbed a seat, and ordered the best drink in the house (not knowing what it was yet) and waited for the fun to come rolling in! He liked this place...

[Kellivara]

"right away, I'll have your drink in just a moment^_^" *Kellivara bowed once and turned on her heel to go and get Ithiliwe's drink*

*Kell came back a minute later with a plate with three drinks on it* "Here you are, sir. That one there is a gargle blaster, that one's our best ale, and this one, is my specialty and a rarity around here that only I have^_^ It's drow wine^_^" and since it's your first order, it's on the house^_^ that's my policy. 'first order is free'. Enjoy!"

[BlackCaptain]

Ithiliwë liked this place... What a great and beautiful owner!(;) :D :o ). He drank slowly, savoring the moment like the fine wine he was drinking. He took one drink of the gargle blaster and his eyes opened wide. Great place, great drinks... He liked it here.

[Kellivara]

"If you need anything else I'll be by the bar" Kell said with a smile


*Kell sat on a stool by the bar and began sharpening and polishing her weapons...again:D *

[cardanas]

Originally posted by Kellivara
Aye, that you can.

BUT along with that I give you my apology for being rude. And also a deal. If I be nice, you be nice, and if you be nice, I'll be nice. deal?

*hands cardanas a brandy*
ill take that deal

[spirit]

can i have some chinese lol...i am soo hungry at the moment...

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by cardanas
ill take that deal


alright then. *shakes cardanas's hand* would you like something to drink then?

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by spirit
can i have some chinese lol...i am soo hungry at the moment...


yep!:D *fixes some chinese food* lol it's not much, but it's something;)

[Nefmariel]

A hooded figure walks in, and pulls her hood back "Hey Kell long time no see" she says straight faced as she goes and sits down in a corner

[spirit]

thanks! it really nice.

[cardanas]

can i have my brandy now..........

[Nefmariel]

Nef just sits in the corner and minds her own buisness

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by cardanas
can i have my brandy now..........


cardanas I already gave you a brandy....

but here have another one:p *hans cardanas another brandy*

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by Nefmariel
Nef just sits in the corner and minds her own buisness


*walks over to Nef* can I get you anything?

[Nefmariel]

"Green tea and some sushi"

[Kellivara]

*hands Nef some green tea* ummm, I can't make sushi though.....sorry:(

[Nefmariel]

"Its alright just wonderin if ya did" sips the green tea. "Mind if I go make myself some in the kitchen?"

[Kellivara]

ummmmm.......we don't really HAVE much of a kitchen....... and I know for sure we don't have the ingridients.....

[spirit]

shushi is yuck...:( sorry ppl....

[cardanas]

can i have a few more brandys

[Kellivara]

yeah sure. *fixes cardanas a few more brandys*

hey cardanas, what's up? you seem down...

[Nefmariel]

Nef shoots Spirit a frown. "I have the ingreedients to make it arigato" Nef goes in the back and begins to prepare some Tekka maki, Kani, and California rolls.

[Kellivara]

hmmmmmm..........>_<

[Nefmariel]

Nef gets done relativly quickly, grabs a plate and sets her sushi gently on it. She gets some chopsticks from out of her cloak, goes back out and sits down and begins to eat sushi and drink some tea.

[Kellivara]

*Kell sits quietly on a stool behind the bar waiting for someone to need something*

[Nefmariel]

Nef finishes and tucks her things back in her cloak "Thanks for the hospitality I'll be off now seeya Kell" Nef gets up and walks out the door.

[Kellivara]

*blink....blink* ummm, bai!

[cardanas]

now completely drunk starts singing the bilbo song

[spirit]

thats not the way mate. you are totally out of tune

[cardanas]

bilbo,bilbo,hes the greatest hobbit of them aaalll:p

[spirit]

wait up kell. he is driving me nuts...:rolleyes:

[cardanas]

Originally posted by spirit
wait up kell. he is driving me nuts...:rolleyes:

but bilbo is the greatest hobbit of them all

[Kellivara]

*snickers* sorry spirit, I was away for the weekend;)

"no cardanas, Merry and Pippin are the best hobbits, sorry to burst your bubble"

OOC: Pirates of the Caribbean rules!!!!!

[spirit]

Originally posted by cardanas
but bilbo is the greatest hobbit of them all
it sure is... BUT NOT WHEN YOU SING IT!!!
honestly, and i meant that in the nicest way possible... *ahem* yea,...
and if you have a coach that gives you singing lessons...SEW him!

hi kell, welcome back. was there a tournado or somethink in town?

[Kellivara]

lol yea, but it passed right by my county. it did hit a few other counties though. but it didn't do much damage as far as tornados go, just a few houses with a few shingles to repair here and there is all. lol.

[cardanas]

Originally posted by Kellivara
*snickers* sorry spirit, I was away for the weekend;)

"no cardanas, Merry and Pippin are the best hobbits, sorry to burst your bubble"

OOC: Pirates of the Caribbean rules!!!!!

you must like bilbo

can i have more brandy

[Kellivara]

just one more, none after that until you're sober again.

Merry and Pippin are better than Bilbo..........

[cardanas]

just one more brandy

[Kellivara]

ok

*hands cardanas one last brandy* (for now anyway)

[cardanas]

throws up
falls asleep

[spirit]

kell, have you got a black marker? i want to doodle on him hace...you give him a beard an all...:D

[Kellivara]

lol nope, sorry. I'm all out of markers.

[spirit]

thats ok. at least i wont have to hear him sing. lol, he is a nice person an all, but he JUST CANT SING!! :D :( :p

[cardanas]

wakes up with a headache
got any paracetomol

[Kellivara]

uummmm, no? but I've got some aspirin leaves......

[cardanas]

ill have those then

can i have a glass of water preferably unspiked

[Kellivara]

*hands cardanas a glass of water from the tap, along with some aspirin leaves*

[cardanas]

i feel a lot better now:D :D :D :D

[Kellivara]

well good:)

[spirit]

well, sorry cardras, for dissing your singing. its war really...gd! *cough*

well, i gotta go now. see you all sometime in september!!

[Kellivara]

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come back soon!:p

[cardanas]

BILBO,BILBO HES THE GREATEST HOBBIT OF THEM ALL

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!:D :D

[Kellivara]

haha, well in that case: HAPPY B-DAY CARDANAS!! lol drinks are free for you today

[Arlina]

In walks an elf, drapped in a cloak. She removes her hoad and says "Konnichiwa Kell!!"

((occ:he he, sorry.))

[Kellivara]

O-hayo gosaimasu!!

Welcome to my pub! Hai, you would like something to drink, ne? What'll it be?

[malazac]

a beast clocked in black walks in and sits near the 3rd table to the left at the back and asks for a dragon ale if it would not kill her

[Kellivara]

hmmm, I don't know if I can fix those or not......

*wakes Kor up and makes him fix it*

*hands the beast a dragon ale*

haha, Malazac, that you under that cloak?

[cardanas]

i relly wanna learn japanese
i love oriental things
can i still have that free drink if so ill have some wine

[Kellivara]

lol sure. drow wine or otherwise?




my brother wants to move to Japan when he's older. little does he know that his crazed sister will be stalking his house every summer and showing up unannounced to stay with him for a few weeks so she can buy things straight from Japan

[spirit]

that was what i plan to do! just go and have dinner at someone elses place every night so i dont have to cook or clean or everythink! *walks out with a mug of coffee*

[malazac]

the dragon that had fallen asleep for some time walk up with astart looked around and saw innthe corner korhall ....... is that you .......... it has been some time has it not .... i had to clean my land up and it took some time but my freind i did not think i would be seeing you so soon kel get korhall a drink ... what the hell drinks are on me today

[Galdor]

Just as Malazac finished speaking the doors opened and an elf, cloaked and hooded in black entered. Suddenly Kell let out a scream and jumped to the side as a jeweled knife imbedded itself into the wall just beside her head. Galdor pulled back his hood and grinned. "It's been a long time, hasn't it Kell? Heh, I don't me why I brought you a knife of all things...just try and not kill anyone. Oh, and grab me a wine if you will, I think I'll take advantage of Malazac's offer."


Well, it’s been quite a while since I was here, what’s been going on with you all?

[Kellivara]

*Kell put away the knife and goes to get Galdor some drow wine*

*comes back a few moments later with a bottle of wine and an empty glass* "I'm in a generous mood today, so help yourself. the whole bottle's yours:p "


"well, other than a few new customers, Kor has disappeared (hopefully temporarily) and a few older customers have come back^_^ and thanx for the knife, I pwomise not to throw it at you!^_~ hehe welcome back!"


OOC: *cough-cough* generous mood because I'm happy to be home from the family reunion! lol, I only knew about 1/5 of the people.....and my mom reminded me of who this one lady was by saying 'remember you got bit by a dog at her house once' my response: "OOOOOOHH!!!! I remember you now!!" yea....me n my cousins ended up sittin outside on the sidewalk hiding from all the "OOOOOHHH are you REALLY Donnie's little girl???? good LORD have you GROWN!!! you were only THIS big the last time I saw you!!!" okay so that may have been just me, but oh well:D


also, have y'all seen my mini-me piccy in the photo album yet?:p lol sorry, just had to point that out.....

[Kellivara]

hai hai, I'm coming I'm coming! *gets cardanas some drow wine as he didn't specify which kind he wanted, then gets Kor and Malazac some ales, and makes some green tea for Nef while she's at it, and everyone else a drink too*

[Kellivara]

OOC: 4AM.....*head hits desk, which wakes her up* lol I'ma go to bed now........


wow, three posts in a row.....I think that's a record for me:p lol well, apart from the photo album anyway:cool: if that counts then my record is six:D :p :rolleyes: :p :D

[malazac]

well the its geting late i bid you good night .......and with that malazac gets up and walks out the door

[Kellivara]

ahhhhhhhhh my internet is al screwy at home, so I'm posting from a friend's house. Galdor if you're gonna be around much I leave the pub in your hands 'til I get why, k? if not you can pick two people to take over for me 'til I get back. usual rules for when I'm gone. NO REDECORATING......yea.

[cardanas]

ill have some brandy
if galdor isnt here ill be in charge even thoug i can only post twice a week

[Galdor]

I'll try and stick around at least until kell gets back.

*Gets Cardanas a brandy*

[cardanas]

good job id be useless

[Wonko The Sane]

TADA!!! I'm BACK!!!!

*stands up again* Look everybody I'm not drunk anymore!!!

*falls flat on her face and then mumbling into the floor says*Guess I spoke too soon.

MAN THAT STUFF IS WICKED! :)

[cardanas]

im back
can i have some brandy

[Wonko The Sane]

NO! You can have a sucker punch!!!

*Swings her arm a bit too widely and falls from her position on the floor and lands on the ceiling*

WOW! I'm so drunk I fell off the FLOOR!!!!

*marvels at the ceiling and looks down on the patrons below*

[malazac]

a large shadow comes in the door and sits in the last table on the right at the back and mumbles where is kel ... and get us a dragon beer

[Galdor]

*Suddenly realizes that there are customers in the bar, and quickely passes out drinks to everyone*

I'm not sure what happened to Kell, I think she got grounded.

[malazac]

malazac walks over to the bar and speaks what do you mean grounded where whats the meaning of this

[Kellivara]

*Kell walks in, a broad smile across her face.*

GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanx so much for takin care of the pub Galdor, sorry it took so long, I REALLY didn't expect it to take so long for us to get internet service again..............*has been dying from withdrawl*

[malazac]

a kel tas been long since i have seen you how are you in this day in age my freind

[Kellivara]

I'm doin alright I guess, and you?

[malazac]

i am fine what is this i hear of you being grounded

[Kellivara]

oh, I wasn't, but I didn't exactly get the chance to tell everyone where I was so they assumed I was gone for the usual reasons. Usual reason being I'm grounded. lol but not this time:P

[malazac]

it is good to see you after so much time ... o bay the way do you still have the dragon ale from 1219 in the basement

[Kellivara]

aye, it's still there^_^

[malazac]

well could you open it up its been a long trek from dragonia and i have ney had some since

[Kellivara]

aye, I'll be right back.

*Kell comes back five minutes later with lots of dragon ale*

[malazac]

thanks kel may this night ba a joyis one

[Kellivara]

*sigh* I wonder if my customers even know I'm back.....oh well. since there's not many people here right now and we're waiting for things to pick up, who wants free drinks?

[cardanas]

ill have a free drink
brandy please


i havent been here for a while
nice to see you again kell