The Phoenix Lair Pub

[Kellivara]

*hands cardanas a brandy*

welcome back

[Nefmariel]

A hooded figure with black hair walks in and sits in the corner.

[spirit]

spirit walks in all happy and tanned!
hi kell! hi cardanas! hi everyone else i dont know!

can i have some of ur delicious tead please kell? :D

[Kellivara]

sure sure^_^ *hands spirit a cup of tea*

[spirit]

thanks!
so how u been?

[Kellivara]

I've been alright, and you?

btw, I love that avatar!!

[Nefmariel]

The hooded person takes her hood off. "Yo Kell how bouts something, you pick I dun really care heh"

[spirit]

in fine thans kell!

and i should have known it was nef under the hood!

*goes and sits down on the table in a corner!*

[Kellivara]

*hands Nef a jug of sake* drink up!

[Nefmariel]

Nef sips it "Perfect, love Sake. Yo Spirit"

[Kellivara]

lol so where have you guys been all this time? I know spirit was away, but what about you Nef?

[spirit]

im gonna be gone away again kell! from tomorrow for another 9 days! :( sorry!

[Kellivara]

awwww:( okies. well, see ya when ya get back!

[Nefmariel]

"I've been about, busy and such. Hows it been here?" Nef finishes the rest of her Sake "More please"

[Kellivara]

*gets Nef more sake* It's been slow.

[Nefmariel]

Nef sips some more sake "It's been that way in most places"

[spirit]

yea we need to liven thinks up somehow?

how..?

[cardanas]

i was away cus my computer was busted
can i have the strongest drink ya got

kor doesnt exist anymore

[spirit]

what happened to him? he just disappeared into thin air?:p

[cardanas]

kellivra prolly slit his throat
next time we oorder food itll be kor

[spirit]

hey! kell isnt that evil! i dunno about you tho....

[Kellivara]

*falls over laughing* no, no I didn't. I'll tell him you miss him though. hahaha.

[korhall]

you called?

[Kellivara]

*snickers* you've been missed Kor, how about that? hahaha.



ummmmmmm.......I need alcohol. fix me somthin please?

[korhall]

it is my honor, anything in particular, a blaster perhaps?

[Kellivara]

yes please

[korhall]

hey bud, i have returned after a long vacation and training trip... first call for drinks, got a few new ones since i left so ask away

[Kellivara]

I demand to try them all........

[korhall]

goes back behind the bar and gets all sentimental, "it has been far too long". *mixes a blaster and then magics a fiz onto itfor the boss* foats it over to her* "its good to be back boss, thanks for calling me back"

[korhall]

lets take it slow boss, i can't take some of these and i am nearly immortal

[Kellivara]

do you particularly have a point? give me my alcohol.........now.

*sips blaster while waiting*

[korhall]

makes a screaming mimi and slides it to kelli. that is the weakest of the new ones... it is stronger than the beached whale... so i would make sure you haven't got anything to do tomorrow morning before drinking that

[Kellivara]

*drinks it all in gulps* NEXT!

[Kellivara]

LURKER!!!!!!!!! :p :D :rolleyes:

[korhall]

that drink will be hitting you in a few minutes... it is a lurker as you called it

[Kellivara]

nope. lurker was meant for the dude that's been lurking 'round the pub.:p

[korhall]

the lurker ain't me that i know.

you want something else? something to take the edge off that kick when it comes? * all of a sudden the kick starts to sneak up on kelli*

to late

[Kellivara]

I know it's not you that's lurking. The lurker knows who they are.

[korhall]

anyone hungry?

[Kellivara]

sure y not. food is good.

[korhall]

what can i make ya?

[Kellivara]

anything is good

[korhall]

i'll make cookies and maybe some spare ribs

[Kellivara]

sounds good to me!

[korhall]

* goes into the kitchen and puts in the cookies*

boss you want to light the grill......wait no...... *lights the grill*

[Kellivara]

*pouts* I WANTED TO LIGHT THE GRILL!

[korhall]

yeah but we like the bar as it is instead of as a pile of burned timbers

[Kellivara]

*sulks while mumbling something about being bossed around in her own pub and not caring if it was for her own good and the good of the pub and everyone in it*

lol

[korhall]

hands her a lit candle have fun... *holds the fire extenguisher ready*

[Nefmariel]

Nef goes in the back and starts to prepare some sushi and tempura for herself. She finishes off her sake and gets some more.

[korhall]

may i help you?

[Nefmariel]

"Naw I'm daijoubu (ok) I'm good at making sushi so thats what I'll eat" Nef finishes up making some sushi and gets summor Sake then eats and drinks.

[korhall]

just wondering since i was cooking...*pulls out the cookies and turns the spare ribs over in a woosh of flame*

and evryone i am not going to be here tomorrow night since i am going to be at a wedding. so ask and it shall be magicked but my fire elemental... zippo. yeah... he is a reflection of me and he can mix drinks, cook but will only take direct orders from kelli.

hey kelli, tell shad that i can't talk through my account untill sunday. but i will be checking this every once in a while... so tell her to drop me a PM or something. please.

[Nefmariel]

"Aight seeya then and thanks for the offer" Nef then cleans off her chopsticks.

[korhall]

good news everyone i have returned. order up

cookies anyone?

[Oren]

-Shuffles in looking awfully tired. She hangs up her dark green cloak on a hanger thingy and sits down at the bar-
hey ya'll. Thought I'd stop in while the cookies were still hot. I'll take one Kor

[korhall]

* pulls out a still warm plate of cookies* help yourself kiddo, where you from? can i get you something to go with that?

[Oren]

milk please
-mumbles through a mouth full of cookie-

[korhall]

* magics a class of milk and floats it over to her...* goes back to cleaning glasses * so where are you from stranger?

[korhall]

you want something stronger let me know, the name is korhall and for now i am the bartender and cook of this establishment untill one of the others gets back.

[Oren]

-takes a gulp of milk-
Well just came back from Isenguard. Had some nasty business with some ents to take care of...
-Shudders-

[korhall]

*puts down clean glass and it vanishes to appear on a shelf behind him* picks up dirty one*

sounds like you have had a busy day. so tell me about you... what was your name? since you know mine i think i shjould know yours

[Oren]

oh right, Oren's my name...
-eats another cookie-
these are good

[korhall]

finally someone who likes my cooking.

[cardanas]

ill have the strongest drink

[celebdraug]

*walks in!*

*walks shyly to the bar*

hi everyone :)

[korhall]

you sure about that card? i have drinks that could kill dragons and destroy smaller creatures completely. so i'll start you off on a gargle blaster and if you can survive that, and it is not easy to do so, we will try something stronger.

celeb, welcome kiddo, how ya doing, what can i get ya?
the names kor, i am the barkeep and cook around here, so you need anything come and ask. i can answer any questions you might have.

[Nefmariel]

"Hey Kor can I have a really large jug of Sake?"

[korhall]

define really large

[Kellivara]

welcome all you new people! lol. hey Oren, what brings you here?^_^

[korhall]

boss can i get ya something

[Kellivara]

sure y not

[korhall]

what can i get ya?

[Oren]

Well, the coffee house is pretty much boring me to death. And where else can you go and get a plate full of warm cookies, and a drink that'll knock your socks off? Not many places these days...

[korhall]

thats why i am here... what can i make ya

[Kellivara]

anything works.

[korhall]

beached whale it is then

[korhall]

anything else?

[Kellivara]

nah, I'm good for now thanx.

[korhall]

ok

[Oren]

wow, what a big post that was..

[korhall]

you want something smart ass? *wink*

[Oren]

Nah, I'm good thanks :p

[korhall]

ok

hey celeb whats up kiddo?

[celebdraug]

hi!
can u fix me up with something special?

*puts on some lovely music*

anyone wanna dance 'cha cha cha?':D

[spirit]

hi korhall! nice to see you again!
we weregetting worried...thinking someone had killed you! :rolleyes: :D

[korhall]

not yet, close but not yet

[korhall]

celeb, how much of a drinker are you? i ask because i have stuff that can mess you up pretty bad.

[celebdraug]

hey, i can handle the stuff (i think!) just aslong as it doesnt taste bad! :)
*starts to hum!*

[korhall]

i'll start you on ale... untill i see how you can hold yours, i have stuff that could knock out a dragon... my medium drink is the alcoholic equivilent of getting your head smashed in with a gold brick wraped in lemon rind... so lets start you off slow

[spirit]

no no! giver her something strong! i wanna watch her go tipsy!

hehe

[korhall]

well i honestly would like to find out if celeb is a funny drunk... hmmmm

* mixes a blaster and hands it to her with an innocent smile on his face, which belies both his age and the humorous thoughts running through his head* here kid, but do me a favor, sit down before you drink that... i hate it when people crack their heads after falling down drunk from my drinks... i have to clean up you see.

[Oren]

maybe you should have celeb sit on a couch or something then... This could get interesting.
-looks from Kor to celeb, a look of uncertainty on her face-

[korhall]

that was the general idea... i would offer you a chair but i am fairly stuck behind the bar

[Nimawae's hope]

*Walks in just in time to hear about someone falling down drunk*

Really! Looks like I walked in just in time. Can I watch, or is that prohibited for strange people who walk in at random times?

[korhall]

sure

[Nimawae's hope]

'K. Can I get a drink too?
I like orange juice.......if you haven't got any of that I'll take a Scotch.

Have people started falling down yet?:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[korhall]

hun, i can make you anything you can tell me how to make. want a screwdriver?

[Nefmariel]

Originally posted by korhall
define really large

"The biggest you have! Hi Oren"

[korhall]

i think i have a half gallon jug around here some where

[korhall]

rummages and pulls out her sake... the finest rice wine i have

[Nimawae's hope]

Screwdriver? Yeah....a REALLY big screwdriver if you please. I think I could stand being drunk right now.:D

[korhall]

as you wish, but i have stuff to trash you with one glass

*mixes a phrunobulax* sit first then drink and make sure you don't have to get up early in the morning

[celebdraug]

thanks kor
*drinks the whole thing in one go!*
very nice! keep em comming!
*starts luaffing!*

[korhall]

waits for it to kick in with an evil grin on his face

[celebdraug]

hey kor!! i dont think this is working yet!
*tries to stand up and giv him a hug but fall straight back down!*
ooops *tries agains and actually manages to stay on her to feet* another one please!:D

[korhall]

it ain't hit you yet if you can still talk strait

[celebdraug]

'like me says, i takes me alot to get whatever!'
*falls flat on the chair!*
'next one please!!'

[spirit]

go on kol, another one for her! lets make her very tipsy!:p

[Nimawae's hope]

*Finally wakes up after having a screwdriver that was WAY too big*

*Blinking* Uh....bad headache.......black coffee please........*groan*

[korhall]

you need water kid. thats what works in real life... *hands her a large glass of water and a big mug of coffee*
you want sugar

[Nimawae's hope]

Sugar? Won't that make my headache worse?

*Takes the water and the coffee and drinks it*

Ok, maybe I can actually function now. What do you people do for fun in here? I mean besides drinking....that's a given.:D

[korhall]

music....*pulls out his bass guitar and starts idly picking out ozzy's crazy train*

that and we used to have fights. remember that kelli?

what else.... lets see, we hooked people up or was that another bar. we could get all the singles here and do some hookups. but that is not my call. talk to kelli about that

[Kellivara]

fights? take it outside! (so we can ALL watch!)

hookups? no thanx. I don't mind couples being here, of course, but I'd prefer not to have that as a specific pupose, lol.

well anywayz I gtg, bai!

[Nefmariel]

"Thanks Kor" Nef starts drinking alot of Sake

[korhall]

anyone got some requests? or drink orders?

[Oren]

-mumbles, half heartedly, practically asleep on the bar-
mug of ale please...

[korhall]

* slides her an ale with some wakeup juice mixed into it*

[Nefmariel]

Nef burps loudly "oops scuse me lol"

[korhall]

you get to sit next to celeb on the drunken pass out couch, you two make nice and i might give you somethng to take the hangover away in the morning. you two be good, who knows you two might hit it off

[Nefmariel]

"Were you talkin ta me?" Nef says looking a bit tipsy

[korhall]

yes i was nef,

[Oren]

-takes a deep drink from the glass, and sets it back on the bar, hand still on the mug's handle. the grim look doesnt leave her face-

[korhall]

anything you want to talk about hun?

[Nefmariel]

"No thanks Kor I'll stay where I am lol"

[korhall]

sit down before you fall down, she doesn't bite.

[celebdraug]

kor! i could do with another drink!
:)
(did u see the thread where spirit tried to match u up with me? *crazy kid*)

[Oren]

-looks up at Kor, waiting for the others to finish-
no, I'm good..

[korhall]

your hangover kid, * her stein is suddenly full again*

and like i said i have someone who has prior claim to my heart and the rest of my insides aswell. and lets just say she is protective of me, just like i am of her.

[Nimawae's hope]

Shoot. It's hard to keep up with these things.

Are we allowed to complain about our lives in here? And can we still pick fights (or do we get in trouble for that)?

I could use a bloody Mary right now. I'm going to have to babysit three little boys tonight so I need something to put me in the right mood.:eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[korhall]

fitting choice. and yes, ***** and moan to the bartended and fight as long as i am the ref for the fight... and as long as i get 10 % of the bets

[Nefmariel]

"Oh fine I'll sit down" Nef then sits by Celeb

[Nimawae's hope]

Originally posted by korhall
fitting choice. and yes, ***** and moan to the bartended and fight as long as i am the ref for the fight... and as long as i get 10 % of the bets

:D I know it was a fitting choice....just make sure their mother doesn't find out.:rolleyes:


Oh goody.......I can whine about my life now, without making somebody mad.

*Clears throat to prepare her whiniest voice* You see, I've got this friend who's driving me nuts. It turns out that he likes me, and every single person knows about it.......except he doesn't have a clue that they know. (Yes, he's rather dense.) He is high maintenance boy.....needs constant reassurance. If I was actually even remotely interested in him I probably wouldn't even care. As it is I need a man like I need an extra hole in my head. I could just tell him to shut up....except he hasn't said anything. Would kicking him a few times knock some sense into him? hmmmm.......I wonder. *flops head on the counter*

*looks up; downs the bloody mary* Can I have another?

[korhall]

sure

*bloody mary slides down the bar to her*

[Nimawae's hope]

*Grabs the glass*
You're a rather quiet bartender aren't you?

How drunk will you let me get?

[korhall]

well, i honestly like to listen

as up to a certain point i will let you get drunk

[Nimawae's hope]

Oh, well.......I have a really hard time holding one-sided conversations. Don't you have anyone you want to complain about? :rolleyes:
At least tell me what I should do with my dense friend. I may have to bite his head off here pretty soon.

[korhall]

have you tried talking to him?

but i can't complain. i got somebody and she is perfect. and well, i have yet to find a fault with her. but you can keep going on if you want

[Kellivara]

*sits on the bar beside Nimawae's hope* he lets ya get drunk to a certain point, so when you reach that point, come on over my way and I'll serve ya some drow wine^_~* *sits and listens to Nimawae's hope's story*

[korhall]

hey, i am not deaf here boss

[Kellivara]

*snickers* well I knew that ^_~

[korhall]

i love you too boss.

[celebdraug]

nice to see a good boss and waiter person relationship! *pats Kell and Kor* i think the drink is wearing off, cause the room isnt spinning anymore!

[Oren]

Ya know Nimawae's hope, (do you have a nickname, that takes forever to type..) I have a friend like that too... I'd just like to slap him now and then... I am yet to find a cure to that.
-Takes another gulp of the ale, waking up some-

[Nefmariel]

Nef finishes off the sake "More" burp "Please"

[Nimawae's hope]

(Kellivara, you can call me Nim, Nimawae, or whatever. I know it takes a while to write.)

Can't talk to him.....takes everything too seriously. I think he'd start apologising profusely for offending me. And believe it or not, that's more annoying than anything. Oi!

Uh....I think I succeeded in making the two very nice people who run this establishment mad at each other.:eek: :D Wow. I have succeeded in causing problems. Does that mean I get kicked out? Or do I just get to drink more to shut me up?:rolleyes:


Someone should come up with a scientific study to fix the messed up heads of friends. Must find cure.........hmmmm. Any ideas?

*Takes another drink*

[Nefmariel]

"Yeah I got one" bops both of them on the back of the head "There now they can get pissed at me lol"

[Kellivara]

no, it wasn't you who got us arguing, I did. I like to argue. I met most of my friends here fighting (including Kor)

[spirit]

i have never argues with you kell? (have i?)

[korhall]

don't get her started, please

[Nimawae's hope]

Oh, I didn't start it? Well, I guess that means I don't get kicked out.:D

I have to start watching myself just so I don't get into an argument. People who like fighting are scary!!:eek: Mostly because they can fling the comments quicker than I can.:rolleyes:

'K Kor. I won't get her started. I'll have an orange juice now.

[Nefmariel]

"Then you won't like me I've always got an urge to fight but usually its not and urge to call a comment its usually to punch something heh" Nef sips some Sake

[Kellivara]

yes, Nef has an ego bigger than Kor's........scary

[korhall]

my ego? i have an ego? since when?

[Nimawae's hope]

Uhoh.....ego arguments starting!:D

This could be fun. *Leans back and watches to see if something really starts*

You know Korhall, I think Kelli's picking a fight again.:rolleyes:

[Nefmariel]

"I only have a big ego fight wise I think I'm the ugliest thing in the world but fight wise no one can beat me!"

[celebdraug]

hey, befor you start ego fighting i should say..... DONT!!

(please dont say i dint try to make peace!)

i'll have an orange juice. *goes and sits back as thought this is a movie!!*

[cardanas]

trust me
you dont want to get me fighting
that gargle blaster was nice ,got anything stronger

[Kellivara]

ah, Nef, you obviously don't remember the last time I fought against you. You didn't win then. Although you didn't lose, either, we never DID finish that fight. *shrugs* oh well.

[korhall]

REMATCH

nef vs. kelli

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by Nimawae's hope
You know Korhall, I think Kelli's picking a fight again.:rolleyes:

always^_~

[korhall]

place your bets

[Kellivara]

lol Nef has to agree first;)

[korhall]

you never gave me that option

[Kellivara]

*shrugs* but Nef was being nice in the first place, so she gets an option. sorta. and by sorta I mean pride makes that a hard choice.




oh and Nef, I've got that self-concious about looks thing goin on too, no worries

[Nefmariel]

"I accept just let me get something really quick!" nef puts some powder in a fire and makes a liquid vortex like she always does and goes through it. 5 minutes later she's back not looking much different cept she changed her hair black (I have the option of blonde or black since I dyed it black now) "Ready what are the rules?"

[korhall]

come on nef, can you deal with her?

hell i would help you but i have a thing about not fightiong my boss or my GF's sister... kelli being both

[korhall]

ok, the arena is level, no cover. no killing, it is to the knock out or tap out. no strangle holds for more than 5 seconds, no permanent damage, no shots to the eyes, magic is acceptable as long as it doesn't damage the bar. but i will have a dome sourounding the battle for the safety of spectators/ bar/ me. no time limit. weapons for both or bare handed for both you two decide that but it is not one armed and the other not.

[Kellivara]

Nef? armed or not? I'm sure we both know which I prefer, but I can fight either way, so I leave it up to you.

[korhall]

walks them out to the arena, a 50 foot bare circle with a circle of protection around it, there is no top to this arena, the circle will prevent anything from going in or out unless i personally bring it in and in that case they would be two of someting , swords, spears, shields etc.

any questions?

[Kellivara]

no, but I've got a change in rules....

armed or unarmed is the rule, right? well, since that is the case, we bring our own weapons, or our own fists and feet, one or the other. otherwise it's not a battle of true skill, ne?

[Nefmariel]

"Thats why I left, to get my weapons" Nef keeps most of them hidden but she pulls out one of her Katanas and gets into the ring

[korhall]

nef you cool with that?

[korhall]

armed it is, ladies please enter the ring so i may activate it. do not begin untill i tell you to do so

[Nefmariel]

"Duh thats why i went to get mine lol" Nef swings her Katana around a bit still standing in the ring which she had already gotten into.

[Kellivara]

*Kellivara unsheathed the twin blades by her waist, tossing their sheathes on the ground by Kor's feet.* "look after them, ne?"

*Kell stepped into the arena, with swords in hand, pointing out behind her. The only other visible weapons she had were the second set of swords on her back, and the dagger that lay between them.* "are we ready?"

[Nefmariel]

Nef throws of her cloak only exposing her 2nd Katana "Yes"

[korhall]

*activates the ring*

ladies you may begin

[Kellivara]

*Kell takes of her cloak and throws it over to the edge of the arena, then turns to Nef and bows.* "Let's go then."


OOC: gtg now though, bai!

[Nefmariel]

Nef bows slightly as well putting her hands together with her Katana in the middle pointing up. Then she gets into a battle stance smirking "lets go"

ooc: I'll be here off and on lol

[korhall]

well this is going to be interesting, *sits back and sips a pepsi* *i may have to make this intersesting if it doesn't heat up soon*

[Kellivara]

OOC: impatient shrew....


IC: *Kell rushes Nef, beginning the battle with one hand, blocking Nef's attacks and being blocked, though she was sure that both of them were only fighting half-heartedly at that point*

[Nefmariel]

Nef decides to watch Kells technique and begins to dodge lightly carefully watching Kells everymove.

[Kellivara]

*Kell notices Nef studying her moves*

"You'll notice I have no real technique or noticeable form. It changes constantly. But you're welcome to try."

*Kell continues to fight one-handed*

[Nefmariel]

Nef had made this observation but she noticed Kells movements were all thoughtout yet rash. "Yes you do change but I did make an observation which will help me" Nef then starts to fight back.

[Kellivara]

"we shall see about that."

[Nefmariel]

"yes we will"

[celebdraug]

*walks in and sits next to kor!*

Hi! so... um how long have these two been going on for?

[Oren]

-Looks at her and then back at the two jumping around-
Um, about two days now..

[Nefmariel]

Haku goes for a large risky move "Gatotsu 1 style!"

[korhall]

i'm taking bets

and i may make things more interesting soon...... bewarned ladies in my arena nothing is as it seems.

[Nefmariel]

Nef misses narrowly and makes a quick recovery

[celebdraug]

Is it good to take cover now, or when things get really ugly? :D:D

[Nefmariel]

"Either one Draug"

[celebdraug]

i think i will play it safe!

[Nefmariel]

"Good Idea" Nef then dodges and attack from Kel

[celebdraug]

*sees the vase break* Okay!
STOP BREAKING THINGS WILL YOU!

[Nefmariel]

"Oh quit complaining your not dodging attacks!" Dodges another one of kells exelent moves.

[korhall]

i think it is time to make this more interesting. *zenthon metroas*

*the arena starts shaking and suddenly there are holes in the ground... and what do you know, they are full of lava..... isn't that original*

ladies, that lava is currently at about 1350 centigrade. that is enought to liquify aluminum as well as many other metals. each hole is exactly 3 feet wide and perffectly circular for the moment...

[Nefmariel]

"Yikes!" Nef stops herself from falling in by leaning forward and jumping to avoid another attack.

[Nimawae's hope]

Uh.....ok. Clearly I have missed something. Will someone fill me in? I haven't had the chance to look through this place for about a week. Is someone fighting?:eek:

[korhall]

kelli vs nef, in my arena of pain

[Nefmariel]

"Nice title Kor it seems to suit it . . . eeks!" Nef dodges another attack and a bubbling burst of lava.

[korhall]

we aim to please now you gonna fight or just dodge all the time?

[Nimawae's hope]

Uh. Ok...I'll sit here and watch the fun. Somebody's gonna get hurt pretty soon. Do you serve drinks at these things?


What are they fighting over anyway?

[korhall]

yes we are still serving and they are just fighting to fight.

i am taking bets as we speak

[Nefmariel]

"Oh shut it Kor!" Nef then tries a new attack which fails. "I'm getting no where time for reinforcments!" Nef then pulls out another Katana and starts a full frontal assault.

[korhall]

you want to make me nef? you talk big but i have yet to see you land a blow on your opponent.

[celebdraug]

~thinks that nefmight attack kor, she moves away from him!~

[korhall]

she has to get out of my ring first, or i have to go in. no she has one enemy, let her finish that fight first.

[Oren]

Originally posted by korhall
you want to make me nef? you talk big but i have yet to see you land a blow on your opponent.

And yet, her opponent has yet to land a blow on her...

[korhall]

her opponent hasn't posted since this fight started either

[Oren]

true, where has Kell been? anyone know?

[korhall]

no idea

[Nefmariel]

Nef puts a scratch on kells arm "Kor your next just for the record"

[korhall]

so noted, any time you want to, i will be here ready and more than willing to kick your ass.

[celebdraug]

Nef: and you wonder why everyone confuses you for a guy...:rolleyes:

[korhall]

well it ain't because she fights like one

[Nimawae's hope]

Ooh.....nasty words are exchanged.

Kelli must prefer to keep her actions hidden from others, including her opponent. Little does Nef know that Kelli has inflicted fatal wounds on her person secretly.....:rolleyes: .......j/k

[Nefmariel]

Draug: "Yes your kinda right"
Kor: "Your just asking for an ass-whooping"

[korhall]

lets make it official, nef, i dare you to come over here and try to kick my ass. hell, i'll even come in there right now* lowers the circle and resets the ring.* kelli, please let me handle this for a sec. * kelli walks out of the ring, and korhall walks in* wait, weapons *makes a firey sword and takes a fighting stance* you ready nef? *activates the ring only* lets go kid

[Nimawae's hope]

Ok. I'll handle the bets for this round.

*looks on the scene with interest* I don't know Nef, but I think he's going to kick your butt.
Hey Kor, does she get a weapon too? You havent given her one yet.

[korhall]

she already has a pair of katanas, speaking of which *makes a second firey sword*

[Nimawae's hope]

Ok. I'm behind my times.....so sue me...:D

Is no one going to make a bet!? My job grows increasingly boring. Let's get on with the fight.....hey! Did Nef run away, or is she taking a nap?:D

[korhall]

no idea, but the first move is hers

[Nefmariel]

"I'm not always on lol but you make the first move." Nef takes a fighting stance inspired by gatotsu.

[korhall]

if you insist
*charges and slides between her legs, while blocking her attacks, then he touches the flat his sword to the back of her neck, leaving a nice burn mark, then he jumps back ready for her counter attack*

like that?

[celebdraug]

10 bucks on kor winning!
*looks at Kor!*
Hey mate, you better win! i have big bucks on you :D

[korhall]

first hit is mine already,

[Nefmariel]

Nef disapears and winds up behind him and slashes his back "I'm not just an elf ya know"

[korhall]

and i am not just a man, * blocks an attack by nef, and spins inside her guard he then lights a fire ball and slams it into nef's chest* see, so we are both not what we appear to be. *then he sweeps her legs and knocks the swords out of her hands, he then puts his foot on he chest and the tip of his blades at her heart and throat* he then says in a calm, soft voice: any move and i will send these blades into you by reflex action alone. yeild or die, the choice is yours.

[Nefmariel]

Nef disapears again then reappears about 2 yards behind him "I'm not as easy to beat as you think" Nef then draws two more katanas.

[korhall]

korhall vanishes in a puff of smoke and appears to nef's front and faster than the eye can follow or nef's swords can block, he cuts a rune into her chest, it is not a very complex one but it is very powerful. it prevents teleportation and vanishing, then korhall jumps over nefs attacks and throws a fireball at her making her have to move or be hit.

it appears the tide has turned my dear

[Nefmariel]

"Damn this ring is too small over wise I could show my true power, and I don't disapear I'm just very fast" Nef disappears and makes two large cuts on Kors legs.

[korhall]

in that case, i think can change that., korhall circles left and throws a flaming dagger at nef, while nef is batting it away he dives under her guard and magics some manacles onto her legs, they are like leg cuffs, thus preventing nef from moving at anything but a slow hobble. and sorry nef but you can't break them either, solid adamantium, indestructable. kor then trips her and rolls out from under her attacks. korhall then walks slowly in and sends one blade at nef's head while the other is aimed at her waist. korhall applies pressure, trying to push back nef's swords.

[Nefmariel]

"Well I think I can still do it and not get outside the ring" Nef then starts to glow black and her skin begins to go black and scaley.

[korhall]

oh really? you trying something now? in that case... *korhalls eyes begin to glow an evil stormy grey and suddenly there is hair sprouting from his body and claws from his fingers. a evil howl eminates from his lips and he grows gigantically his weapons glow with strange runes. the manacles glow too as they are magically protected as well as really strong* you got nothing on me baby. i haven't been on this earth for 2600 years without learning how to fight almost anything. but lets see what kind of power you have... throws an eyebluring serries of cuts and stabs at his opponent. dodge this

[Oren]

Oren sits upon a bar stool, watching the fight from the side lines.
"Hey, Kor, After your done beatin' people up, ya think I could get another drink?"

[korhall]

yeah sure, but first i am intrigued to see just how strong this girl thinks she is

[celebdraug]

Kor, do ya want me to serve Oren since you are so busy? :rolleyes:

[Nefmariel]

Nef grows larger and her skin becomes black scales and her eyes go red. Once she is done transforming into a dragon she roars and said "You may slash but try getting through my scales"

[korhall]

ok nef, if you insist. *sends one of his runeswords slicing through her arm, almost cutting the thing off!* strength plus magic nef. brains and braun comming to whoop your butt.

[Nimawae's hope]

Ok. This is thoroughly violent. Should we call an end to the first round so that we can so your limbs back on people. It won't do anyone and good if you bleed to death......or end up missing all your limbs.:rolleyes: I'll fix you up if you want.

[Nefmariel]

"Damn you" nef blows fire ingulfing him.

[korhall]

*korhall walks out of the flame in golden armor, turned a firey red by the flames, this is after the flames burned off his cloak, robes and tunick.* i already am, my dear, i am already. but today is not the day that i walk the road to hell. but if you are not cared for soon you will be there to greet me on that faitful day when i do. and next time i am not going to aim for a non-vital spot. you will lose more than an arm, maybe i will just imbed this sword in your chest or possibly just take your head off.

*suddenly there are other figures moving in the fire. slowly giant, ghostly wolfs prowel out of the flames and walk up behind korhall but make no hostile actions towards nef*
and nef, never screw with a wolf, because if you mess with one, you mess with the pack. these wolfs behind me are the spirits of the pack. they are not going to attack you, for now, just back down, you need medical attention before you bleed out. now i will let you decide, but know i have no qualms about taking your life, or comming close enough to make you unable to continue. but i will not do so needlessly, so please for your sake, lets end this.

*goes into guard position so that her next attack will not be a crippling one no matter what she does.*

[Nefmariel]

Nef growls and changes back "Sometimes I really hate men beyond all belief" Nef walks out of the Inn, she'll be back once she's done fuming which could be a while seeyou later.

[arisen pheonix]

clean out your box kor!

[korhall]

tis done

[arisen pheonix]

your box is full again....

[korhall]

anyone wanting anything now that the fights are concluded for the moment? any challenges.... comments.... snide remarks.... dirty jokes? anything? anyone know any good drinking songs?