The Phoenix Lair Pub

[Kellivara]

Ok, it's official, Kell has her pub back!!!!!!!!! YAY! *ahem* but I have been asked, while getting permission to start this pub, to keep spam etc to a MINIMAL, ok y'all? Arigato! well anyway, FIRST ROUND'S ON ME!!! (and no, that does NOT give you permission to throw your first round AT me, I'll throw you out personally if you do)


The Phoenix Lair Pub is NOW OPEN!!!

[Mablung]

*Walks into the pub and throws back his hood and walks over to Kell.*

Ill take whatever the house specialty is as long as it's strong please.

[Kellivara]

hmmm........*hands Mablung drow wine* it's not the strongEST, but it's the second strongest. If you want the best we've got, you'll have to wait 'til Kor show up and he can whip up some gargle blasters (ne Kor?) because I'm pretty sure they can be lethal if made wrong^_^

[Mablung]

Sounds like fun Ill have to try one when he comes.
*Starts to drink the wine.*
Not bad at all.

[Dragonblade]

*walks in and slides into a stool up at the bar, flips down hood and lets her silver hair spill down her back*
Ne Kell, I am pretty sure gargle blasters can be lethal if erred.

I'd like some of that drow wine please dalninil. And I am glad to see that you kept it slightly dark, the other bars are much to bright for my liking.

[Kellivara]

ne Blade, I may be half-elven, but my eyes are still extremely light sensitive, hense the candle-only lighting:)

[Mablung]

*Shrugs* And here I thought it was for atmosphere and ambient lighting. *Finishes the wine.* Can I have a refill please?

[Kellivara]

Hai, Hai! *refills the glass* may not want too many refills, it's quite strong, and you want to be able to drink the gargle blaster WITHOUT being drunk, cuz u sure as heck will be drunk off ur.....rear......afterwards

[Dragonblade]

Atmosphere and ambient lighting, nay traveller, we drow cannot stand the light. But I guess that should be expected that surface dwellers wouldn't know, the drow are species not well known among the surface.

The candles are nice, as long as you don't decide to upgrade to torches, the light then becomes far too unbearable.

[Kellivara]

meh, I figure I'll keep it dark as possible in here, then maybe, just maybe, Kor will trip over something on his way in so we can laugh at him^_^

[Dragonblade]

LMAO! I wait patiently for that day!
Hey, Galdor hasn't been around for a while, have you heard from him Kell?

[Kellivara]

yea I talk to 'im 'least once a day (usually) he should show up soon, I e-mailed him and invited him to the pub, Kor should be here soon too, although I haven't technically invited him yet, lol, I'll PM him now I guess:)

[Dragonblade]

Oh, well, I only ever talk to Kor when he's here, and I haven't talked to Galdor in a while, when he's here remind me to glomp him ^_^ lol.

[Kellivara]

*snickers* which one of them? oh yeah, both of them, teehee;) will do! newayz, I gtg! GOMENASAI!!! Blade, I now give you, Kor, and Galdor permission to serve drinks at my pub if you want something or if anyone asks for something while I'm not here, lol. SIONARA!

[Dragonblade]

Dude! I get to be a bartender *giggles maddly* Will do Kell!!

[Mablung]

Oh Lord that can't be good, and your right I don't know an incredible amount about the Drow but I know enough to recognize their light weakness. I was simply using sarcasm I know you are familiar with it.

*Drinks some more of the wine.*

[Dragonblade]

Aye, sarcasm is something I am familiar with ;)
And my cat is staring at me! GAHH!!!!!

[Mablung]

Stare back at it works well enough well most other animals except for birds who can do it for hours.

[Kellivara]

*snickers* yea, that DEFINITELY works! even my sister can't hold people's gaze for long, especially mine;) (I usually add a glare to it) mwaha! :)

[Wonko The Sane]

*Arianne the Dark Elf stalks silently in, a cold gust of air following her as the door flies open, her eyes take in her surroundings, gleaming with icy intensity as she spots the two Drow at the bar. Her eyes narrow to slits and she goes to sit in a darkened corner booth, flagging down a wait-Drow she asks for a vodka ice, and then sits and glares out from under her hood, her raven hair falling about her shoulders, her violet eyes, glinting in the light.*

[Kellivara]

OOC: THIS, is different, being on bad terms with anyone played by Wonks, but I'll go with it:)




IC: *stalks over to Arianne as eyes cloud over* *Kell blinks and her eyes are back to normal* "Here's your vodka ice, and you might watch that glare unless you're willing to make something of it!"

[Wonko The Sane]

*Eyes up the Drow, and smiles wickedly*

You don't want to mess with me, Drowling. I'm not in the mood. *she says quietly, nearly whispering, which causes Kellivara to lean in to hear her. Arianne brings her face closer to Kellivara's, and glares her eyes.* Get the picture?

[Kellivara]

*eyes begin to cloud over, and instead of stopping them this time she allows them to complete their transformation* *stares coldly into Arianne's eyes as Kell's eyes turn from the piercing blue of the ocean, to a raging crimson red, with silver cat-eye slits in the middle* "I don't want to mess with you? You're not in the mood? Bring-it-on. I've been itching for some action, and my powers have developed over these last many months, I welcome you to challenge me, but prepare to be defeated."

[Mablung]

*turns around and watches the conflict brewing then looks at Blade.*

Should I take a booth out of the way or are they good with the cross fire? Eh forget it Ill just have some more wine and I won't feel anything even if I do get hit by something.

*Downs his cup.*

[Wonko The Sane]

*chuckles to herself*

You're young, little Drowling, and you have much to learn. I'm not going to fight you. *she places a hand on her staff and the orb glows silver blue, pale crimson mists swirling through* I, unlike some, do not have to prove my prowess through battle. I'm perfectly content to sit here and watch you lose your temper.

*she takes a sip of her vodka ice and smiles at DB* Anyway, Drowling you really don't know what you'd be getting yourself into. I'm doing you a favor.

[Kellivara]

*says in a voice of ice* "You do me no faver, little weakling, you favor yourself. You have never seen me fight, and know not what it is you avoid, and yet still you fear me, now why is that?"

[Mablung]

Well thats dissapointing, but drinking all that wine is still a good part of my now revised plan.

*Drinks from his newly refilled cup.*

Ah still not a total loss.

[Wonko The Sane]

*laughs outright and shakes her head*
Little?! Weakling?! *laughs again* I'm far older than you, Drowling and weak is not one of my many character flaws. ;) I'm certainly not afraid of you though. And I feel no need to prove myself. Something you obviously suffer from quite a bit.

[Kellivara]

Aye, older maybe, stronger? hell no. more mature? umm, no. And it's quite obvious that you ARE trying to prove yourself, what else do you call sitting there saying that you're better than me, and attempting to prove that fact by not fighting me? Well, it's no loss to me, although I was rather looking forward to an easy battle, yare yare, I guess there's just nobody around this place willing to go up against a drow, not one on one anyway.

[Wonko The Sane]

*shakes her head* I don't believe you realise how much my beahviour betrays my infinite maturity.
I'm over 2,000 years old, I've lived far longer than you have. I only fight when it's necessary, or when someone really seriously angers me.

[Dragonblade]

More wine Mablung?

*sits back calmly watching the two argue* Normally I would have jumped right in with Kellivara but Darferrlyon sences a great strength in this stranger, normally I don't listen to the stupid thing, but I know he has not erred. And becides, Kell has made it quite clear if there is a battle, it is to be one on one, but if she asks, I will be right in there with her. Arianne is it? Is must advise you to wisely choose your battles, you may think that you have an advantage over Kellivara because of your age, but many have tried to call on a drow, and all of them have found their limbs severed and fed to the driders, a drow is crafty and not one to be underestimated. Their wits and tongue are quick, but their reflexes are quicker. So I must warn you stranger, think this through before dashing headlong, you might just find a brick wall awaiting you.
*leans back against the bar, sipping her wine, her violet eyes change to a light crimson, the pupils dilated*

[Mablung]

Yes I will have more wine thank you. And no need to warn me of the Drow I am a traveller and have learned much about them. Enough to know not to interefere with a Drow fight and to be weary if I find myself apart of that fight. Quick, magical, and hot tempers a very dangerous combination indeed. Especially if one is given to the Driders after the fight little to no hope then.

[Kellivara]

*snickers and then bursts out laughing* infinite maturity!? oh, that's a good one. If one is so mature, then why must they come out on top to be happy? You sit there trying to make me the fool, yet say that you have 'infinite maturity' *snickers* oh, that is too funny! And you even said "I don't believe you realise how much my beahviour betrays my infinite maturity." good lord Arianne, you just said yourself that you act immature, BAKA ELG'CARESS!! *snickers*

[Dragonblade]

Combining languages, very good Kellivara, lol.

Mablung, you have come across the drow, very interesting, not many have had the priviledge of meeting a drow. Tell me, what do you really think about our race? *grins suggestively* It is good to know that SOMEONE at least knows enough not to mess with us, you are one of a kind good sir.

[Kellivara]

*snickers* I have allmighty power over mablung (although I don't use it) and over one of my friends as well, BUT.....I won't go there;) *bursts out laughing* gomenasai! *continues laughing until her sides hurt*

[Dragonblade]

*blink*...*blink*
Huh? Ok Kell, you lost me...I have no idea what you are talking about, lmao, I'm confused, what else is new.

[Mablung]

Just ignore her its not something to be explained at the moment. Anyway the Drow well interesting race to say the least. Dangerous to cross and get on the bad side, but they're good company otherwise. They make terrific wine too. As for having the privelage of meeting one of your kind obviously I know the one arguing over there, and not getting very far.

*Drinks some more of it.*

[Kellivara]

*bursts out laughing again* I wouldn't explain it to her anywayz;) half the point of that was to confuse the heck outta Blade:) and anywayz, ur right, this challenge has ended. *shakes head* ya know Arianne, when you challenge people, you REALLY should make good on your challenges.

[Dragonblade]

ARGG explain to me!! Don't leave me in the dark! Not to be explained at the moment, yes it is!!!!!! Confuse the heck outta me, guess what, it worked! You like tormenting me don't you Kell.

Dangerous to cross, yes, good company, sometimes.

[Mablung]

No its definatly not something to be explained .

The wine probably helps that aspect somewhat.

[Wonko The Sane]

*Smiles* My challenge wasn't really a challenge, Drowling.

I just like glaring. :D

[Dragonblade]

*glares at Mablung, purple eyes flashing deep crimson* And here I thought you said that crossing a drow was dangerous...*tries not to grin*

[Mablung]

Well it just makes everything seem more pleasent actually. I'd need a bit more before that effect will take place though. This place seems lively enough without it.

[Dragonblade]

Uh...*blink* I must be out of it today, I have no idea what you meant Mablung

[Mablung]

*Takes her wine from her and puts it on the counter.*

Then you've had enough.

[Dragonblade]

LMAO! Hey! I am not drunk! I just don't get what you said.
*glares at Mablung and grabs wine back* Mine!

[Mablung]

Then you should really pay attention lest that happen again. You could have fooled me.

*Drinks some more of his wine.*

[Dragonblade]

*a low growl escapes her lips* Well, Pardon me.

As a matter of fact, the only thing in your comment that threw me off was when you wrote 'it' instead of defining what it was, that's what threw me off...but I think you were talking about the wine wern't you?

[Mablung]

Yes that was the subject we were on. We still seem to be on it anyway and stop growling you'll injure your vocal chords.

[Dragonblade]

LOL, why does it matter to you if I injure my vocal chords? I happen to like growling, it shows the dragon in me.
Yes, the topic in here seems to usually revolve around drow wine...o.0

[Mablung]

*Waves hand dismissively.*

I guess we are just bad at coming up with coversation topics.

[Dragonblade]

Excuse me! Do not wave your hand at me, I am not some servant you can dismiss with a wave of your hand!

Topics...topics...feel free to jump in with a topic aaaaaany time

[Mablung]

I was dismissing the subject not you because I had no other respone.

Yes anyone can feel free to give us something to talk about whenever they want. I have nothing. It appears we are both bad at carrying on conversations.

[Dragonblade]

Oh, k, sorry.
Yeah, I suck at carrying on conversations...and I have nothing more to say, just cause I can't think of anything.

[Mablung]

Well that leaves us in a quandry doesn't it? To the drinks then.

*Drinks some more of the wine*

[Dragonblade]

Drinks it is...do you drink vodka coolers?
*leans over bar and starts fishing around for coolers*

[Mablung]

Hey Ill drink anything make what you will and it will go down the hatch.

[Dragonblade]

Alright-y then.
*finds two vodka coolers and pops the caps off, hands one to Mablung*
Cheers

[Kellivara]

*perches self in doorway with drow wine cooler* (*yay* I have DROW wine coolers now! life is GREAT!)

*makes ball of silver flame in the palm of her hand and stares into it, completely ignoring Blade's curious look*

[Mablung]

Now we are talking... so to speak. Thank you.

*Downs the drink. Then looks over at Kell.*

Bored are we?

[Kellivara]

*comes out of trance* not really, it's very intense magic really, but I won't go there

[Mablung]

Oh so you were getting ready to torch the place.

[Kellivara]

no, for that I would've used regular flame, not silver flame. And why the heck would I torch my own place? ::don't answer that::

[Mablung]

I know you as well as I do and your still asking me that question?

[Kellivara]

yes, yes I am, y? because I don't know the answer, lol

[Dragonblade]

Firstly Kell, I wouldn't be looking at you curiously, because I know you and secondly, one simple word explains it...fire...lol

Well, Kell might or might not be bored, but I am...*sigh* School tomorrow...joy.

*slumps down in a chair, sipping vodka cooler, one leg tossed over arm rest*

[Mablung]

*Refills his cooler and sits down again.*

Yeah me too and I didn't get to do anything this weekend because of sickness. So dont look here for sympathy.

[Kellivara]

lmao shadow-chan, not JUST fire, silver flames^_^ I can see many things in it^_^ but other than that I will not say:)

[Dragonblade]

I don't expect you to say anything more Kell...by the way, my curiosity isn't exactly burning today so if I seem a little *****y, I'm really sorry.

I wasn't looking for sympathy, as a matter of fact...

[Mablung]

Alright then. Anyway that topic is depressing have another one Kell? Neither of us seem good at coming up with them.

[Dragonblade]

Ugh...this is getting depressing...oh Kell, by the way....CLEAN OUT YOUR INBOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kellivara]

I DID!!!!! it is a........it is messed up.......

[Dragonblade]

Yeah, I got your message...I'll won't pm you.

Anyone wanna try playing a card game? We could try and recruit some players if you want

[Kellivara]

ummmmmmmmm.......HOW!?!?!?!?

[Dragonblade]

When you're bored enough anything can be figured out...but that was a stupid suggest so ignore me. Heh.

[korhall]

is the bartender position filled

[Mablung]

My motto is you can never have too many bartenders. But I dont think there are any currently.

*Fills up his own drink again. And downs it.*

Hey Im all for gambling.

[Kellivara]

FINALLY!!!! *grins* look out.........here she comes..........




oh and yea you can be bartender too (but DB will end up serving herself and Mablung anyway;))

And NOW who's PM box is full? GO CLEAN IT OUT KOR! :)

[Mablung]

*Grins big*

The advantage to serving yourself is theres no tab.

*Downs another drink still having no side effects.*

[korhall]

i claim the Bartender job officially. the drink of the month/year/week is the pan-gargle blaster! my specialty and personal drink.

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by Mablung
My motto is you can never have too many bartenders. But I dont think there are any currently.

HELLO!? *waves arms to get attention* the pub OWNER IS a bartender. geeez, you really have been around DB too long, you're getting dense too:)

[Kellivara]

FIX FIX FIX!! *looks pitiful* KOOOOOOOOOOOR! I WANT A GARGLE BLASTER!!!! :)

[Mablung]

Hey I've heard of those Ill try one too. And it wasnt from hanging around with Blade too much it was serving myself too much.

*Gets another cooler waiting for Kor.*

[korhall]

density is not a bad thing, it is a blessing. and what does your being a bartender have anything to do with this?

[Dragonblade]

*glare* Quit with the IQ jabs!! I'm having an off week!! LMAO.
I was only serving Mablung cause there was no one else here, so pardon me for being nice :P

Meh *reaches behind bar and grabs another cooler* Old habits die hard

Kellivara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glares* What makes you think I would have? *bursts out laughing* Gah, I can't stop laughing, I almost flipped my chair, rotflmao! *pops cap off of cooler and sips it*

[Kellivara]

lol! all it has to do with this is that Mablung said that as far as he knew there was no bar tender AT ALL, so I had correct him. Anyway now there are 2 official bartenders.....blaster PLEASE!?

[korhall]

this is how i make a blaster:

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit, it says.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V - Oh that Stantraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!!
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweat and mystic
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully..."

i make many others too: rocket fuel, drunken whale, holy bartender, mango sparkler with a kiwi spike...etc

[korhall]

hands blaster to the thirsty one

[Kellivara]

*makes appetizers* tequila covered pinapples & sliced apples in caramel!!! WEEEEE!

[Mablung]

Thank you a drunken whale sounds interesting too but Ill save that for later.

*Starts sipping on the drink and eye twitches for several moments afterwards.*

Hmmmmmm not bad that twitch is a bit odd though.

[Kellivara]

THNX!!!!! *sips it* *yay* *munches pinapples* hey, does anyone want any french fr..........*notices Blade behind the bar eating the last one* SHADOW-CHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

ok, so no more french fries, anyone want anything in specific?


*edit* ummm..........yeah, there were 2 blasters, yes, there were......but now there are none:) *edit*

[Dragonblade]

Uh...I'll pass on all of the above *looks distrustingly at appetizers* Er... I think I'll just go sit down *glides over to a table and plunks down, one leg over the arm rest, the other resting on the table* *sips cooler*

[Mablung]

Hey hot wings go with anything.

*Drinks some more of the Grakle Blaster still twitching randomly and not caring.*

[korhall]

makes pizza bites.(personal recepie) take some crecent rolls and cut them inhalf then place a cube of mozzerella cheese and a dolop of spagheti sauce on it and fold them into pyramid-like shapes, bake at 350 untill the crust is golden brown. then cool and eat

[Kellivara]

ok............but hot wings will take some time sooooo.......*sneaks into the java house kitchen and steals a plate of Neothen's buffalo wings* these will hafta do:) meh, I'll pay 'im back later^_^

[Mablung]

*Picks up some hotwings and eat them still sipping on the Blaster not twitching as much anymore.*

Hey stolen wings with alcohol it just doesnt get any better than that now does it?

[korhall]

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

[korhall]

also try the pizza bites, they rule. i put peperoni in half of them

[Mablung]

No its much more tasty than that is ever had a Tsunami Booster? Not nearly as strong but pleasent none the less.

*Tries a few of the pizza bites.*

MMMMMMmmmmm quite the gourmet chef you are.

[Dragonblade]

Sounds...intersting...o.0...but I'll stick to my cooler thanks.

[Kellivara]

*snickers* shadow I'm surprised u haven't glomped any1 yet today, u must be sick (;)) teehee! and would anyone other than me like to stalk Galdor til he comes in here? lol, Shadow you should tell him to get in here, lol, maybe he will listen to you. (good luck)


GOD I AM COLD!!!!!!!!! *makes 3 ft ball of flame in her hand until she is warm and then puts it out*


lol! Kor I love the sig. too true!

[korhall]

DB you loved my blasters, what happened?

[Kellivara]

like I said, maybe she's sick?

[korhall]

drow, sick never

[Kellivara]

*shivers still* well, maybe her brain frozed up like mine did? only she has no resistance to the freeze (:)) CHIK-CHICKOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Dragonblade]

Tired, sore, pills arn't working, and I don't know...don't matter anyway.

Meh, not in the glomping mood, and I am pretty sure Korhall doesn't want to get knocked to the floor again anyway ;)

Galdor, listen to me? Doubt it, lol.

ARG!! I can still only taste blood...grrrrrrrrrrrr...this is really annoying.

[Mablung]

Only taste blood? Well thats unfortunate but Im not sure Ill be able to taste much else after I finish this drink Hall made.

[korhall]

korhall closes his eyes and murmers for a sec and then a cloak of flame appears around DB, it is warm, not as hot as flame but giving enough heat to finally warm the drow up. that fire is not of this world, it won't ignite anything. i control the settings though, tell me if it gets to warm.

i'm a red wizard, i make things out of fire and metal, blacksmithing is a hobby, for those who didn't know

[Dragonblade]

lol, yes, being hit in the head with a gold brick wrapped in lemon zest does sound like it would dull the sences.

[korhall]

mablung, in real life i have been told that i am a fantastic cook. the recipies are real try them

[Mablung]

If this is being bludgened to death with a brick then thats how I want to die its not unpleasent at all. hmmmmmmm it appaears my hand is sitting in the candle thats unfortunate.

*Moves it out and wraps the burns in a rag not feeling them.*

I just may try those pizza bites sometime by myself.

[Kellivara]

*sniff* I gtg:( *starts to walk out the door but instead darts back and steals the blaster Kor has just made for himself before he can drink any* teehee^_^ SIONARA MINA-SAN!!!!!!!!! *runs out the door, blaster in hand*

[Mablung]

Hey shes stealing a drink.

*Gets up to go after her but looks at his own and decides its best not to try and run.*

[Dragonblade]

Arigato Kell
Yeah, I'm gonna be gone at ten cause there's something on TV I want to watch.

Do you guys think Kell'll be mad if I redecorate? When I'm depressed I get artistic...heh, and that's dangerous!
*opens a dimensional portal, steps through, and then reapears in a few second with a few cans of paint* She probably won't mind, and if she does I can paint over it.
*shuffles over to a wall and begins to paint a large red dragon with flames encircling it*

[korhall]

kor steps up and helps paint

[Dragonblade]

*grins slightly* Thank you

*slides on headphones and starts to sway slightly to music*

[Mablung]

Hey Ill help you out too I have nothing else to do.

*Drains his blaster and helps to paint the flames doing them well with no hint of drunkneness.*

[Dragonblade]

This is too cool ^_^ Thanks for the help you guys

[Dragonblade]

WAH! That explains the blood...I bit a little hole in the side of my mouth...oops, maybe I shouldn't do that anymore.

*picks up cooler and looks into the bottle* It's all gone *glides silently to bar and leans over it, fishing for a cooler*

[Mablung]

*Sits back down at the bar sipping his drink*

They're a bit lower and there should be at least one left I don't think I drank ALL of them.

[korhall]

guys, remember that the wizardly bartender is here for a reason. *poofers**2 coolers appear on the table infront of DB and Mab, a blaster appears on a floating coaster in mid-air he takes a sip and puts it back on the coaster. the coaster then hovers at arms-length untill he looks at it.

[Mablung]

Ay I hate being the only one here without magic. Oh well Cheers Blade!

*Raises his cooler and takes a swig*

[korhall]

creates a small ball of floating fire. suddenly it starts playing dragonforce, my favorite band.

[Dragonblade]

Oi, gomen Kor, I know you're there I have just gotten into the habit of getting things for myself.

Cheers Mablung *takes a swig of cooler*

Kor, you gonna inform everyone of you idea?

[Mablung]

Yeah this place is essentially self serve for me.

*Drinks some more cooler*

Idea eh? Sounds like fun.

[Kellivara]

lmao! that looks AMAZING guyz, I love it! At first I was a bit sceptical of you trying to paint that on the log-cabinISH walls, but it turned out GREAT!!! THNX! hmmmm............but I think maybe a Phoenix would be more appropriate, ne? How 'bout a flaming Phoenix and a Fox made of shadows on that other wall--PLEASE!?!?

*thinks* and ya know, we could add a wolf on the side with the dragon--and......We'll think of the rest later, ok?

[Mablung]

No I think the Pheonix would look better on the ceiling. One of you magic types would have to do that but I could do a wall.

[Kellivara]

but the phoenix HAS to be near to the fox.......it's essential *grins sheepishly*

[Mablung]

Well then we can put something else on the ceiling how about a dancing ewok (She'll get it though no one else will)?

[Kellivara]

*falls off her perch in the doorway, holding her sides because she is laughing so hard* *20 min later, when she stops laughing, she says no daz ok cuz it will scare away customers (what customers?)* *bursts out laughing again* .................................................. ........

[Mablung]

See I told you she would get it. I didn't think it was nearly THAT funny though.

[Kellivara]

the..........ewok.......*bursts out laughing*


it is 11:20 now, EVERYTHING is hilarious, ESPECIALLY things that already were.

now.........what to put on the ceiling........how bout we just leave the ceiling bare and have those 2 opposing sides painted? that way it keeps the log-cabin look:)

[Mablung]

Ok and how about a large open Dragon's mouth over the door to scare people as they leave drunk.

[Kellivara]

no thanx......if I wanted to do that I'd nail Shadow to the wall and have her hiss at them if they dare leave--but I won't. teehee^_^

[Mablung]

Yes of course Crucifying her over the door would work as well probably even better. Anyway Ill start on that wall.

*Begins to paint the Pheonix and fox on the wall as she had requested but not before putting a small jumping ewok on the counter for Kell to entertain herself with.*

[Kellivara]

*runs outside, grabs a twig, puts it in the Ewok's hand and begins attacking ppl with it* hehehehehe........The Ewok is shaking it's stick at everyone!!!!! *sits cross-legged on the bar torturing the poor Ewok*

[Mablung]

*Idylly wonders why she needed her own pub to keep herself entertained. Then he starts painting the fox next to the Pheonix.*

[Kellivara]

*stops playing with her Ewok toy and stares at the fox* ;) :o ;)

*goes back to her perch at in the doorway and stares out into the darkness*




OOC: Shadow should understand this last bit about the fox. And I gtg, bro FINALLY off PS2 so now I can go to sleep.........oh blissful sleep...

[Mablung]

*Finishes the painting and gets his drink again then sits down and resumes his drinking.*

Hope that looks alright if not then someone else will have to redo it.

[korhall]

well then...lets get verschnickered

[Mablung]

*Raises his drink.*

Ive been working towards that for awhile now so LETS!

*Downs the drink and pulls out another random one.*

[korhall]

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! not that one. it is nitroglycerine... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mablung]

*Raises his eyebrow and takes Kor's Grakle Blaster and puts it down.*

When you start talking to the coat rack like you are you've had enough.

*Drinks some more of his beer then changes it out for more vodka.*

[Kellivara]

*grabs both of them by their shoulders and turns them in the direction of the wall-length couch on the far side of the pub* "ok, since you will both probably pass out tonight, I suggest you fall over THERE, it hurts a lot less than the hard wood floor!"

"and no more painting while I am gone!! I don't trust you guys with the design of my pub when you are this drunk!! lol!"

OOC: gtg! byez!

[Mablung]

Alright alright as you wish.

*Grabs another drink and heads off for the couch but instead falls off the stool.*

Wow that does hurt.

*Gets up and gets back on the stool forgetting he was heading to the couch.*

[Wonko The Sane]

*glares around the room and then smiles* You people are all right! *orders a Stone Sour*

[Kellivara]

OOC: GOMENASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I may not be online now for up to 6 weeks.........I hate my mom............well I need to go now......see you all when I am off punishment........

[Mablung]

*Fumbles around with some bottles behind the counter and mixes the drink for Wonko or thinks he did at least and slides it down to her.*

I think thats right at least.

ooc: Already talked to you about that on AIM.

[Wonko The Sane]

:) Thanks, Mab.

*sips the drink and smiles*

[Mablung]

*Smiles*

Of course it may not be properly made though I have been hitting it rather heavily for awhile now. But my vision isnt double yet so it must not be too bad.

[Wonko The Sane]

*tastes the drink again* It tastes fine to me!

*drinks it down and asks for a refill*

[Mablung]

Well thats comforting... damnit my hand is in the candle again.

*Removes his burnt hand and makes another drink for her slides it down then stumbles over and lies down on the couch not trusting himself around the candles anymore.*

[Wonko The Sane]

*tastes the drink* That's SOO not amaretto!! *drinks it anyway*
That was minging...can I have another? *starting to get sauced*

[Mablung]

Id probably kill myself getting across the room but no one is really the fixed bartender so take what you want I gue-

*Falls asleep in the middle of his sentence.*

[Wonko The Sane]

Kicks, Mab.

Wake up and box me, boy!

[Mablung]

*Wakes up with startled.*

Oh yay isnt this going to be fun

*Stumbles up and stays on his feet after several tries then collapses back down asleep.*

[Dragonblade]

*glides into bar, looking around worried* Is everything alright? I was called away urgently and didn't get a chance to tell you all. House conflicts, heh, prying the matrons fingers off of the first-boy's neck...oh joy.
Well, seeing as though Mablung didn't destroy the bar in his drunken state, I think I will sit down and have a cooler
*leans over bar, fishing around for a cooler, and not trusting Mablung to actually find it*
*pops off cap and sips cooler* Nice...mmmm...

[Éomond]

*Steps in the new pub*
"Finally a place to um, uh, I forgot"

"Can someone please give me a, um, ah, I don't know, some thing that will get me drunk fast!?"

[Mablung]

*Wakes up and gets up off the couch nice and sober now.*

Finally someone comes in I was starting to feel like an alcoholic all alone in here.

*Sits back down at the bar then grabs two coolers and throws one at Eomond's head.*

Try that.

[Éomond]

*The cooler hit Éomond in the head and falls on the ground*

"I don't think I'll need the drink to get drunk now"
*Takes a few steps and falls agian*
*Throws drink at Malbung's head*
"Ha!"

[Mablung]

*Catches the drink then opens them both and drinks them down.*

Thanks I needed that.

[Éomond]

*Takes chair and throws at Mablung;)*
"Ok, could I have something to drink agian? And not thrown at my face!?"
*Starts to dance to no music*

[Mablung]

*Reaches down for a drink not noticing the chair and it flies right over him then he tosses adrink to Eomond.*

Have fun,

[Dragonblade]

*steps back, not wanting to get nailed with a chair nor a cooler*
Umm...I think I'll go and crash on the couch...yes...and get out of the projectile range...anyone care to join me?

[Éomond]

*Éomond stops dancing and starts drinking*
"I'll sit next to you DB! OH, leather!"
*To drunk to tell what the couch is made of*

[Mablung]

Drunk already? Boy we need to build up your tolerance.

*Finishes his current cooler then piles several more into a bucket of ice. Then he takes Eomond and leads him to a couch chuckling as he falls down onto it. Then he sits down on the other one putting the bucket of coolers in the middle. Taking another one he begins to drink from it.*

We really need some more people in here. Especially Kor... I could go for another Gargle Blaster.

[korhall]

GARGLE blaster, get it right. sorry i was out of town. steps behind the bar and starts mixing

[Dragonblade]

Wohoo...company ^_^ *draps legs over Eomonds lap* *grabs another cooler and pops the cap, taking a swig*

Ok, this is majorly OOC but I have to tell you guys what happened to me today! My mom and I were in the bulk store and she was buying baking supplies and this woman comes up to us and says 'got a helper for your christmas baking?' So my mom says yeah and explains about her little out of the house business she has and then the woman says 'Well, it's good that he's helping' And she was refering to me!!! And I'm a CHICK!! I just smiled and nodded. But, lmfao, that's like the fourth or fifth time someone has mistaken me for a guy!! And I don't even look like a guy!!! But once the woman left the isle I broke down laughing, I couldn't hold it any longer.

[Mablung]

Sorry about that Kor I can't even remember much of what happened when I tried it. Ill still take one though.

*Walks over and takes the blaster then goes and sits back down drinking it slowly.*

I had more to drink before then last time too.



Maybe the lady just had glaucoma or something. Then again people are just dumb.

[Dragonblade]

LOL, well, I am going with the 'people are just dumb' part of your comment. I was wearing a nike baseball hat, but I didn't look like a guy, but it's funny that people keep calling me a guy...tehee

*sips cooler* Mmmm...

[Éomond]

ooc: probably meant to say she, but I hope she's just dumb:D

ic:Can I have a, um, what was it? How 'bout an ale this time. Please?
*throws ten cents at someone who looks like a bartender

[Mablung]

*Picks up the money and puts it in his pocket*

Yeah the drinks are free here.

*Sits back down now drinking another cooler.*



Well if you had your head tilted down it would be hard to tell.

[Dragonblade]

Ale? But Ale is boring! Want a cooler?

But I looked her straight in the face, I even smiled! Plus I had my hat on backwards. LOL, she was just out of it I guess

Ow, my finger just cracked...that wasn't good.

[Mablung]

Or try one of Kor's Gargle Blasters those will give you a good time.

Then I have no other explanation except for my original platform that people are just stupid.

I crack my fingers all the time actually its cracking your back or neck that can really hurt.

[Dragonblade]

When you have a form of arthritus, cracking fingers really hurts! My back cracks when I walk, is that normal? LOL.

People are just stupid...very very stupid, glad I'm a drow, LOL.

[Éomond]

ooc: Well, my feet/ankles aways crack when I walk without shoes, it funny:D anyway! let's get back on topic before we get in trouble or these post get erased:)

ic: "Fine DB, I'll have another stupid cooler!"
*Protects self* :D

[Mablung]

Ouch well yes that would hurt then and I think it is relativly normal for your back to crack like that I wouldn't worry.

Unfortunatly Im cursed with being a human. Oh well maybe Ill be a drow or something like that in the next life.

*Hands a cooler to Eomond*

Good choice they tase better anyway.

[Kellivara]

ok, first things first, MY DRINKS ARE ONLY FREE FOR THOSE WHO WORK HERE!! lol! and other than that they are free for another 5 weeks (until I am off restriction) lol, and do me a favor, NO MORE REDECORATING THE PUB WHILE I AM GONE!!!!!!!!!

[Mablung]

Hey I work here apparently cool. I suppose that I'll figure out what I do exactly eventually.

[Kellivara]

uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh........yea, anyway..... the only official bartenders here are Kor and I, and you and Blade work here, but we haven't figured out what you actually DO yet.......other than drink all my alchohol......teehee..

lol, and there are others who I have invited to the pub, they'll prob end up with jobs too, lol

[Mablung]

Hey we're the official drunkards Blade go us.

*Raises cooler in a toast.*

To consuming all of Kell's alcohol!

[Éomond]

*Throws a penny at Kellivara*
"I'll have a cooler."

:D

[Mablung]

*Watches as shes singes him with a bolt of lightning.*

Thats a shame.

[Dragonblade]

Official drunkards, yay us. LOL *clings cooler with Mablung's*

Kell, we didn't touch the walls after you told us not to! Unless the guys have been doing something while I've been gone...*looks around suspiscously* Oh well, woohoo workers get free drinks, I guess we better figure out what Mab and I do for work, LOL.

[Mablung]

Well until we figure out something better why don't we just sit here drinking and making sure no one redecorates the place. Its a dirty job but someone has to do it.

*Sips from his cooler and gives one to Eomond*

Its on the house in celebration of something or other... just enjoy it.

[Dragonblade]

Hey, I know, we could be bouncers!! And we can't get sued for being sexist cause there's a guy and a girl (sorry, just had to add that cause there was a thing about sexist shaperones at a dance I was shaperoning, lol) We can make sure no one redecorates, and we can make sure that no one makes a mess! Jaaa

*finishes cooler, tosses bottle into recycling bin, and grabs another cooler* *pops cap and takes a sip*

[Mablung]

Alright now if we can just get someone to bounce... I've always enjoyed throwing people out of bars for being too drunk especially when I've consumed more alcohol than they have. Life right now is good especially with a bucket full of coolers.

*Throws one into the recycling bin after Blade's and starts on another one.*

[Éomond]

"I know! I could be the officail bouncer throwie! For anyone who comes in the bar, you guys could beat me up as a example for breaking the rules!"
*Misses recycling bin*
*Chugs down another cooler and throws*
*Makes it into the trash*
"Alright!":cool:
:D

[Mablung]

Hmmmmmmm well you just littered by missing so I suppose we could try that.

*Picks him up and throws him out of the door and into a tree.*

Not too bad I prefer Hobbits or Dwarves for my bouncing though.

[Dragonblade]

Yes, they are small, and usually lighter and can fly farther ;) And I'll take care of the chicks, seeing as though I know most guys won't step into a chick fight, nor use force on one (nails are dangerous, lmao)
*finishes cooler and tosses it into recycle bin* *goes up to bar and grabs a glass of water* Hang-overs are caused by dehydration, no hang-over for me ^_^ *stumbles slightly while walking back to couch*

[Mablung]

Yeah if you want me to get in the middle of one of those Im getting some riot gear. Im not having my skin peeled off by those nails. Ill take any angry dwarves though all yoiu have to do is close the lower half of the door while they're running after you for tossing them. Good idea with the water.

*Walks over and grabs a few bottles of water stumbling much more than she was due to the Garge Blaster. Then starts drinking them.*

I hit my head really hard earlier so I don't need any more of a headache.

[Dragonblade]

Girls also have a wicked habit of kicking the lower male section...lol, so like I said, I'll deal with the chicks, wouldn't want you guys to be in an unfair fight, cause I know that most guys won't hit girls, but I will *evil grin*
*goes back to bar, dumps glass in sink and grabs a few water bottles* *grabs a cooler and pops the cap*

That was smart, why did you wack your head, lol.

[Mablung]

Thats why I said I need the riot gear it gives me the full protection. Also the use of a taser so I have no need to hit anyone. But at the rate this place is going we won't need any of that. Some drunken halflings would be fun for a tossing contest though...
*Starts his second bottle of water.*

I slipped on some ice and thwacked my head on a railing on the way down lol. Theres a reason Im not an ice skater.

[Dragonblade]

lmao! Evil ice, and evil railing for sneaking up on you.

Woohoo drunken halfling throwing, sounds like fun.
Riot gear and tasers...*bursts out laughing* Good idea

[Éomond]

*Comes back in the Pub*
"Hand me a beer! Hahaha*coff*"
*pulls tree-bark out from mouth*
"You think Treebeard is gonna be mad?";)

[Mablung]

Yeah the railing attacked me where as I am just clumsy with the ice. I try and stay away from it plain snow is much more fun anyway. Especially in the mountains.

Yeah they're always a good way to pass a night unless you get a really fat one then you usaully throw out your back and end up rolling them down a hill instead.


Yes more than somewhat.

*Watches a root slither around Eomond's ankle and pulls him outside. Then gets up and gets him a beer for when he comes back in.*

[Dragonblade]

Yeah, plain snow is more fun, but ice is hard to avoid when the entire sidewalk is covered in it. lol, I slipped in my driveway this morning, almost ended up on my butt.

Heh heh, rolling them down a hill sounds just as fun, lol.

*leans over couch arm to get a better view out the door as Eomond is heaved off of the ground by a slightly peeved off looking tree*
Uh oh...glad it's him and not me...no offence Eomond!! LOL Good luck with the mad tree! Hope you come out the victor!

[Mablung]

No ice here at the moment so I don't have to worry. The weather is usaully screwy enough too so that it melts the day of or the next day unless its a really bad storm. In the mountains its constant though.

It is you can set up a very interesting version of bowling if they are drunk enough and you have the time.

Yeah doesn't look too good though. Here we go...

*Slides a chair over into the middle of the floor and watches as Mond comes through the roof and lands in it.*

I've had to do that enough times as to where I've got it down pretty well.

*Hands Eomond a beer then takes a cooler and sits down on the couch.*

[Éomond]

*Éomond comes back in with a broken arm, leg, and lots of scrathes*
"Ha! Those trees arn't so tuff!"
*Wack!!*
"Never-mind!"
*Drinks beer and cooler at same time*

[Dragonblade]

LOL, never underestimate a tree.

Argg...you might not have ice, but we do, and I just wiped out on a patch and landed in a puddle.
And my mom is still laughing at me!! Gotta go check my pants.

[Mablung]

Especially when moving at high speeds on a pair of skis or a snowboard.

I dont have that problem because my parents do it just as much as I do. Slushy puddles like that suck though because they soak through EVERYTHING. Id much rather stick with normal ice which we do have now due to a frost late last night. So if you stop seeing me for awhile I probably killed myself on it.

[Dragonblade]

lol, lucky you, we've suddenly got warm weather so all the ice and snow is melting so there is a mixture of slippery ice and water. I had to walk on the road to avoid slipping again.
Arg, it is really hard to type, I was making a bracelette so there are blisters on most of my fingers from the strings rubbing, so I put bandaids on and it is hard to type.

[Mablung]

Oh thats the most fun out of all of them unless its all freezing rain and EVERYTHING is like that.

How did you get blisters doing that? All of those blisters must suck I can barely stand it when I get one.

[Dragonblade]

I guess from just pulling the strings tight, and the blisters are around my knuckles, cause to make the bracelettes you have to pull the strings tight so it won't fall apart later on.

We had freezing rain one year, and since I live close to the school my mom made me go, I think I wiped out 4 times, lmao.

Well, I didn't want to fall again an have to go back home to throw my pants in the dryer, again, lmao.

Argg...these stupid bandaids are making me hit all the wring keys, I've had to edit this comment to make sure that it was readable cause I keep hitting the wring keys and I miss the spacebar.

[Mablung]

Ah I see those sound like way too much trouble have fun with them.

Our Principal is a big skier so he calls a snowday whenever he can so he can go up into the mountains. That was the case last year at least the new one won't cancel school for anything.

Pretty much all of my friends are bad typers so Ive developed the ability to decipher typos quite well.

[Dragonblade]

lol, ok, but I have this thing with grammer, I have to use proper grammer (most of the time) and proper spelling. But a lot of people I know use interent language, you know spelling phonetically.
Eep, I gotta go, or else I'm gonna be late for school...bye!

[korhall]

spelling is not your forte, is it db?

[Éomond]

I failed Spelling in the 4th grade:D I'm horrible at it, I always have to yell down the stair to ask my mom or bro. on how to spell some thing
Hey! do we have any food here or is it just stinky boring coolers?:mad:;)

[Dragonblade]

We have Hors D'oeuvres which is small hot foods, like wings. How do I know that word? My mom is a baker/chef. I had to have the spelling of that word yelled out to me cause I can't spell it, lol.

No Kor, spelling is not my forte, lmao, that's why I have to read over my comments to make sure that I don't make a bigger idiot of myself, lmao.

[Mablung]

Actually we just steal the food from the Coffee house across the street since Kor is never around to make anything. So just drink some more cooler then you won't want anymore food.

[Dragonblade]

That's true...KOR YOU SLACKER!! Joking!!!!!

I think we might have some more chicken wings lying around...check between the couch cushins. LOL

[Mablung]

I think I dropped a few into the paint buckets over there while we were painting... you could find those.

[Dragonblade]

lmao yummy...

[Kellivara]

u guyz are PITIFUL!!!!!!! lol!

newayz! I am back for 2 weeks now. *puts barrier field over where roof is broken* Would somebody PLEASE fix that!?!?!?!?!?!?

TREEBEARD!!!!!! How many times do I have to tell you!?!?!? NOT THRU THE ROOF!!!! Throw 'em 'round all ya want just DO NOT mess up my PUB!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYWAYZ!!!!!! LOL!!!!

ok, ya know what!? SOMEBODY get me some STRONG alchohol!!!!!!!!!!

*fixes tequilla covered pineapples and caramel covered apples to appease the hungry people*

*sits on opposite end of the couch as the drunk ones*

oh, and on the record, I'm only allowing you guyz to throw Eomund around so much cuz he agreed to it, lol, don't do that to my better paying customers!!! (if there are ever any)

*a shadowed figure shows up in the doorway just as Kell has sat down to relax and Kell is instantly on her feet standing straight up at attention* "S-SIR!!!" "Dragonblade!!! Get up and get the aged drow wine from my cellar!! AND GET THE GOOD WINE GLASSES!! HURRY!"

*Blade jumps up and, no matter how drunk she is, goes down to the cellar to get the aged drow wine and fancy glasses*

*Kell runs over to take the tall dark figure's black cloak* *as the cloak is removed the most obsidian colored skin and midnight black clothing, along with shimmery silver hair is revealed*

The shadowed figure says: "You look well, Kellivara."

Kell replies "As do you. It has been a while, Father..."

*Kell fliks her hand and half the candles in the pub go out, making it just light enough for the humans to see*

[Éomond]

Or darn, we have to get serious ;)

*Takes sip of drink*

"Uh, hullo sir! 'ow are ye this fine day, or is it night, I can never tell. Who you like a, um, ah, jeez, o, to puch me? Any where as long as it's not, ah, never-mind"

[Kellivara]

*points her father in the direction of the bar* "would you like to sit down?" *looks nervously around the bar* *mumbles quietly to self: "Dragonblade should be here ANY minute now......" *

*mentally crosses fingers that she is*

[Dragonblade]

*a dimensional portal openes up beside the bar and a VERY SOBER Dragonblade glides out*
Here is the wine *She sits the glasses down on the bar and telepathically pours the wine into the cups, not a drop spilling, the bottle sits gently back down on the bar, Dragonblade bows and returns to the couch*
If my father happens to enter, let me know so I can blast his head off, lol.

[Kellivara]

*Kellivara bows to her father and goes over to talk to dragonblade*
*whispers* "don't worry I will, but be sure not to offend my father, you're currently on his god side;) anyway, I owe him a lot, so I am on my best behavior:)"

*looks to the whole group of people in the bar* "Anyone want anything to drink?"

[Dragonblade]

I will be on my best behavior...I'm not THAT stupid. lol.

[Éomond]

"Oh! I'll 'ave a water. I know, going with the plain boring most un-get-drunk drink in the world:rolleyes:

((I feel dumb asking this, but what is lmao ?))

[Dragonblade]

*gets Eomond his water* You can get drunk, just not stupid, lol, if that's humanly possible.

lmao - Laugh my ass off
And don't fell stupid, most people don't know it, when I first saw it I thought it was imao, lol.

[Éomond]

((Ok, thanks DB, now I won't feel so left out;)))

*Stares blankly around the room*
"So, uh, yeah, what brings you here sir?" *speaking to Kel's father

[Mablung]

*Decides to keep his mouth shut for the most part and simply nods politely still drinking.*

[Dragonblade]

Please tell me I am not going insane and the forum backgrounds ARE green. :confused:

LOL Eomond.

[Kellivara]

*Kell looks at her father as he gives Eomund an odd look*
"gomenasai Eomund, he doesn't understand much of the human language-_-"


OOC: *bursts out laughing* LOL BLADE!! THAT, was my first reaction;)

[Dragonblade]

So I guess that means that you and I Kell are gonna have to play translators, oh well, wouldn't be the first time.

LMAO, I thought maybe my computer was messed up, but it stayed green, LOL.

[Nefmariel]

hello may I have something to drink please?

[Dragonblade]

Well, seing as though our usual bartender isn't here...I'll serve you...what would you like Nafmariel?

[Nefmariel]

I'm not sure what is something light-medium that you have? not to fond of strong.

[korhall]

i'm back. how about an exploding rainbow cow?

[Kellivara]

lol! and if that sounds a lil over the top, u can try an ale or DB's fav, a vodka cooler, lol.

Kor and I are the actual bartenders, BUT DB and Mablung serve themselves and others when we're not here any-_- lmao, but I'm not complaining......that is until they start mixing the wrong drinks-_-

[Nefmariel]

ok thanks for the info, now can I have something light to drink?

[Kellivara]

yes, yes you can. *hands u a mild ale* that should be light enough, lol. and there is plenty of it, cuz we usually drink the stong stuff around here;) lmao, drink up!



*refills her father's wine glass*

[Nefmariel]

Thank you Kell *takes a few sips* mmm thats good, I will have to come here more. I am glad that there is lots of it, so you guys like the strong stuff?

[Éomond]

Ok, I need something to wake me up, but I don't want coffe, it's yuck yuck:mad:

;)

[Nefmariel]

well no ones here right now so you'll have to wait, I am new here so I can't get it for you sorry.

[Shiprah]

Hey everyone whats up? How is everyone today?

[Éomond]

Hello Shiprah! I'm Éomond who the bouncers like to beat up! If you need anything just ask! :)

[Nefmariel]

so Shiprah you took my advice! well have fun, this place is good.

[Nefmariel]

hey Eomond can I have a light ale?

[Shiprah]

How does one get a drink in here?

[Nefmariel]

Eomond just told ya. ask him for one. If you want somthing lite I suggest a light ale, tastes good not strong, but its up to you.

[Shiprah]

Hey Edmond, hows about passing me a coffee!

[Nefmariel]

this is a pub they may not have coffee, try the coffee house for that but they might so you can see.

[Éomond]

"AHHH! Don't go to the coffee house! Tis better here! Besides, the Java Coffe House people wouldn't talk to me:mad:
*Looks around Pub*
"Ah, this looks like coffee! Try this!"

[Nefmariel]

I'm not I'm just saying if this place DIDN'T have coffee go there this place is good! I'm just saying she wanted coffee and if we didn't have it try somewhere else or order something else. Can I have another light ale?

[Dragonblade]

Yup, we like the strong stuff. I prefer drow wine and vodka coolers...which reminds me *grabs cooler and pops off the cap*

Have you ever been hit on by a guy who though you were also a guy...the expreience is...strange, to say the least.

Yup, and Mablung and I are bouncers...well, we assumed the position of bouncers cause we needed a job, lmao.

[Nefmariel]

neat very interesting, can anyone get me a light ale?

[Kellivara]

hello everyone, welcome the the phoenix lair!

ok, here's a light ale, a coffee, and something to wake Eomund up! (secret recipe Eomund, can't tell u wot it is:))

if I missed anyone, plz let me know!

[Nefmariel]

Thank you thats a good ale! I love it! So whats everyone been up to!