"The Two Pants"

[Ascamaciliel]

We all remember the infamous "Fellowship of the Pants" thread right? Well, considering "The Two Towers" comes out Wednesday, I figured we might as well start a new one..."The Two Pants" (i know, dumb title) Anyhoo, I realize there aren't many TTT quotes flying around, but I think we can all wait a few days...


PS- I just had to post my two favorite FOTPants quotes...

Gandalf: Your fly you fools!
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Legolas: There are some fell pants on the air
Gandalf: They're Sarumans!


PPS- I can't wait until "The Return of the Pants"!!!!

[Athelas]

"Look for your pants, but do not trust to hope; it has forsaken these parts."

Legolas:"Your friends are with you, Aragorn. The rest of us are going out the back door. Bye." (No pants, but it came to me watching a trailer.)

[Ascamaciliel]

lol, those wre good. unfortunately, I haven't heard many quotes from TTT, so I can't really come up with any.except for......

gollum: they've stollen our pants, and we wants them!

[Wolfshead]

Ok, here's two of the top of my head

Elrond: He is not wearing pants

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Saruman: A new style is arising!

[*Lady Arwen*]

"He fears you Aragorn, he fears what your pants might become.":p

[Spartan117]

Man, thats really funny.
OK, I think I got one...

Gandalf: "I've come back to you now, but i've lost my pants"

[Ol'gaffer]

Theoden: How many?
Aragorn: Ten Thousand Pants my lord
Theoden: *silence*
Theoden: Let them come!

Or in the longer trailer

Theoden: Where is the horse and the pants? where are the shorts that were blown? That style has passed like jeans in the 80's, like thongs in the 90's. The style has gone down in the west, into darkness...

[*Lady Arwen*]

Éomer:'What business does an Elf, a Man and a Dwarf have in the Pants land?...Speak quickly!'

Aragorn: 'We tracked a band of Pants, westwards across the plains'

[Ascamaciliel]

Gaffer, your's were hysterical, I was laughing forever..

[*Lady Arwen*]

The two Pants were forgoten! Oh well, it back now.
"There is a union now between the two styles, Orthanc and Barad-dur"

Galadriel "There is another who hunts pants"

[Lantarion]

Hama the Doorwarden: "You must leave your pants at the door"
Treebeard: "Hoom hum, the Entmoot has decided. We will assail Saruman's pants!"
Saruman to one of the Uruk-hai captains: "Do not harm the halflings. He wears something of great importance.." ;)
Faramir: "This is the Henneth Annûn, the Window to the West, where I often wash my pants."

:D

[BrandonBrassbow]

Legolas: "You would die before your pants fell."

[Valdarmyr]

Smeagol: "No! Smeagol is not pleased. And Smeagol doesn't like smelly pants...not till he's starving or very sick, poor Smeagol."

Treebeard: "Hm, ha, hey, my pants!"

Merry: "Well, you see, we have lost all our pants. We have only a little thong."

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Aragorn: "I thank you for your fair words, and my heart desires to come with you; but I cannot desert my pants while hope remains."

Eomer: "Hope does not remain. You will not find your pants on the North-borders."

Aragorn: "Then what do you think has become of them?"

Eomer: "I do not know. They may have been washed and pressed among the Orcs. I can only think that they were carried off into the laundromat before the battle, even before you separated your colors, maybe."

[Aglarthalion]

Here's a few:

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Gandalf: "Gandalf? That was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. I am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now -- at the turn of the pants."

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Pippin: "They're talking, Merry! The pants are talking!"

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Wormtongue: "Pants are not welcome here."

[Ol'gaffer]

gollum: but the fat hobbit, he knows.. wears those pants all the time.

gollum(evil): then we take them from him! make him crawl naked, then WE wear the pants

gollum: yes...!
Hama: I cannot let you come before Theoden king with such pants.

treebeard: most of these pants were my friends....

Frodo: they have come, they are here.
(faramir looks up)
Faramir: PANTS!!

Gollum: master likes them. he likes our pants.

Gollum(bad): You don't have any pants!

gollum: .........not listening.....NO!


I'll write more soon.:D :D

[Gimmi]

Gimli: "Forty-two, Master Legolas! Alas! My shorts are torn: the 42nd has an iron belt around the waist. How is it with you?"

Legolas: "You have passed my score by one, but I do not grudge you the game, so glad I am to see pants on your legs!"

[Gimmi]

"Gimli... wore openly pants of steel rings, for dwarves make light of burdens." (Okay, from FOTR)

Gimli: "Faithless is he that says farewell when the shorts darken."

Gimli: "Sleep! I feel the need of it. Yet my axe is restless in my hand. Give me a pair of bell-bottoms and room to swing and all weariness will fall from me!"

Gimli: "...let Gimli son of Gloin warn you against foolish words, You speak evil of pants which are comfortable beyond the reach of your thought, and only little wit can excuse you."

[Muffinly]

We have just decided that you have not, pants.

[Ol'gaffer]

perhaps you people need..MORE PANTS!!


Aragorn (wakes in rivendell): This is pants.
Arwen: Then they are good pants.

Galadriel: In his heart, Frodo begins to understand.. The pants, will claim his life.

Frodo: My Pants cannot save gondor, they have only the power to destroy.

Frodo: It's my pants, their getting heavier.

Faramir: The Pants will go to Gondor

Gollum: You asked smeagol to lead you to the black pants of mordor, and good smeagol shows you the stains.

Gollum: So bright, so pretty. OUR pants...

Faramir: Edoras has been attacked, the people have fled to helms deep.
Faramirs aid: yes, to help we pulled a hundred pants away from osgiliath, they'll stand naked for the attack.

Grima: Théoden will leave to helms deep. They'll have women,and pants..
(Saruman raises cunningly his eye brows)

I know, I should get help....:D :D

[Turin]

Might have been already posted, "What's pants precious?" and "The pants are treacherous, they will hold you to your word".