mr underhills Evil Submarine Lair

[mr underhill]

Over there is the bar and there is where i keep the sharks with laser beams on their heads...

FULL SPEAD AHEAD CAP'N...

im bored and needed an idea for a topic...

[Wolfshead]

Originally posted by mr underhill
Its long and hard and full of seaman....
I don't know about everyone else thinks, but do you really think you can really get away with a line that can have innuendo placed on it so easily? :rolleyes:

And does this thread serve any useful purpose? Is there anything in particular you want to discuss, or is it just spam?

[Dwarf Lord]

I would think it was simply for fun, and has no real purpose except that of any regular bar/submarine. Get drunk then blow stuff up that is. I personally think that it would be rather fun if I could get a hold on those controls...


DWARF LORD

[Vixen Evenstar]

*comes in and looks around*

CRAZYNESS!

[Dragon]

tell me, is this really a submarine, or is it an underwater ship?

[munchkin]

*Munchkin walks in.* "I'm not sure. We can just call it a submarine/underwater ship! MAN, this place is WACKED!"

[Dragon]

that's right! that's exactly what it is, it's WACKED! you are such a genious, munchkin!!!

[Vixen Evenstar]

Mehehehe.....wacked...thats not a bad thing..:rolleyes:

[Dragon]

it could be.

[HobbitGirl]

<HobbitGirl walks in and stands at the controls> "Oooo, what does this button do?" <pushes a button and red lights and a siren go on> "Oops..."

[munchkin]

Nice one, HobbitGirl...

[Dragon]

<walks over next to hg and tries (unsuccesfully) to make it stop, only producing more loud wailing, and a few unidentifiable objects to fall from the ceiling>

"oops!!!!!!!!!"

[Oren]

-Oren walks in and covers her ears walking over to the siren. She kicks it and it stops. She uncovers her ears-
Well, that worked.... so, what's this bar/submarine/ underwater ship thingy got for drinks?

[HobbitGirl]

<runs around in circles like a chicken with her head cut off> "We're sinking! We're all going to DIE!!" <the submarine surfaces and the blue sky and little white fluffy clouds can be seen out of the portholes> "Hm...oh." <pause> "PARTY ON DECK!!" HG opens the little lid thingy of the sub's roof and procedes to set up a bar on top of the submarine. She also hangs up some balloons and pulls a jukebox seemingly out of nowhere. "Drinks are on me, lads and lasses! Let's Partay!"

[Oren]

Wow... this place really is "whacked" lol, but I guess I'm not any different, so I cant really talk...
what kinda drinks you got, Hobbitgirl?

[HobbitGirl]

"Well...we have all sorts of drinks! Everything from rootbeer to hot chocolate to java to soda to red wine to ale to Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! And if I've never heard of the drink you request, or don't know how to mix it, I invite you to come behind the bar and show me how it's done. So what would you like?" the short one said.

[Oren]

Well, thats a selection! I think I'll stick with a cocoa tho... I need to get to bed sometime soon...

[HobbitGirl]

"Cocca it is!" In a flash the hobbity person boils up some water and whips up a hot chocolate, dropping in a few marshemellows. "There you are, miss," she says handing Oren the drink. "Anyone else? I serve any drink you would like! Give your orders! Let's get this party started!"

Remembering who built this submarine, HG turns to Mr. Underhill. "I work for you, for this is your ship. I will do as you command, Captain Underhill." She bows.

[munchkin]

I'll have one too, please.

[mr underhill]

also for drinks we have some great goblin urine wine.. i dont like to brag but i make a mean goblin urine wine..

[Oren]

Thanks so much -Oren takes a big gulp of the cocoa-
Lol, goblin urine wine.... sounds.... delectible.... May I ask, what's in it?

[HobbitGirl]

HobbitGirl whips up another hot chocolate and hands it to Munchkin. "Oh wait, I forgot..." She leans over Munchkin as he holds the drink and she drops a few marshemellows into his cup. "There you are! Anyone else want a drink? Say Captain Underhill...would any goblin urine happen to be in goblin urine wine?"

[Courtney]

I'd like to be
under the sea
in mr. underhill's evil submarine lair
with you.:)

[munchkin]

"Thanks, HobbitGirl" Sips hot chocolate...

[Dragon]

do you do mixes?

I want 1/2 dr. pepper, 1/4 vanilla coke, and 1/4 mr. pibb

[Oren]

That reminds me fo what I did at a burger king once... I mixed every single drink they had for the refil things, and then dared my brother to drink it... He thought it was good...
-Finishes her cocoa and sets the mug on a table-
We got any music?

[HobbitGirl]

HobbitGirl mixes up Dragon's drinky thingie and hands it to her. She then bounces over to the jukebox and puts on Killer Queen. She then slides back to the bar and attemps to mix up a soda that tastes like bubble gum, for her brother had actually acomplished this once.

[Oren]

Ooh, bubble gun huh? Ever tied the Jones Soda, Blue Bubble Gum before?

[HobbitGirl]

"Ah, Jones Soda!" HobbitGirl said. "I have tried some flavors, but not the bubble gum one. The way my brother created the bubble gum flavored soda was making a suicide of every soda they had at the little soda fountain thingy at a salad bar in Phoenix. Quite by accident it ended up tasting like bubble gum, and I have never been able to duplicate the recipie." She begans headbanging to the Queen music.

[mr underhill]

* starts breakdancing *

* is unconcsious *

WOAH ! Watch out for the goblin urine wine.. its lethal i tell ya...

[Dragon]

dude, you have got to slow down on that stuff...drunk dancing isn't that smart either...escpecially drunk breakdancing!

[mr underhill]

* does frodo-movie chicken dance *

[Oren]

Oh brother...
-watches mr. underhill dance and laughs a bit-
maybe I'll stay away from the wine...

[HobbitGirl]

HG puts on "Up and About" by James Galway and the Chieftans and begins to dance Riverdance style. "Weeeee!"

[omnipotent_elf]

walks in
hey guys


I don't know about everyone else thinks, but do you really think you can really get away with a line that can have innuendo placed on it so easily?

i think Weeeee! qualifies for this, doesnt it?
especially when you consider the goblin wine

[mr underhill]

yay or nay ?

[Dragon]

I think the more appropriate question would be "hay or neigh?"

[Wolfshead]

But I don't want any hay, I've already eaten this evening

[Saucy]

powersauce walks in: looks at all of u and says i'll have what ur having!
then drinks it standing on head (brain food)
then i say awesome sub let me guess it's long hard and full of seamen?

[Dragon]

brain food....interesting....good idea.....

you can always have more hay...its like desert, theres always more room for dessert, its like I have a whole different stomach for dessert...like a cow.....I'm like a cow.....

*looks at drink and wonders if HG spiked it.....*

[HobbitGirl]

HG snapped out of her daze. "What? Spiked it? No, I haven't been spiking anything. The Goblin Urine Wine is Mr. Underhill's creation." She smiled innocently.

[Dragon]

whu-I didn't drink any goblin urine wine.....?????

did you put some in my drink!?!?!?!?!:mad: :mad: :mad:

*knows that HG is not that innocent*................

*is taken over by HGs sweetly innocent smile*......

*wonders if HG spiked her drink*.....

*is mad again*:mad:

[HobbitGirl]

"What? No! I didn't spike your drink! I promise! I just thought that you were drinking the goblin wine in the first place! I know now I'm wrong in that, but...I didn't spike it! Really!" HG begins to panic as Dragon starts to breathe fire.

[Frodorocks]

*Throws a bucket of water on Dragon.* We can't have you setting the submarine on fire!:D *Takes a sip of her Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.* Wee-hoo! Just like 20,000 leagues under the sea!:p

[Dragon]

*is calming down now, is realizing that whatever happened is probably her fault, decides to stop breathing fire as the bucket of water hits her and goes up her nose........is still a little mad though*

[Frodorocks]

It's not you're fault, don't be mad. Please *Blinks with Bambi eyes*:p

[Dragon]

oh, ok......just get me a new drink in a really big cup with my name all over it so that there can't be ANY mistakes this time....:o :o :o

[Frodorocks]

*Finds a bucket* "This will do."she thinks to herself. *Writes "Dragon" in big bubble letters across it.* "So what do you want to drink?":D

[Dragon]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm...............Mr. pibb with cherries in it, please..........

*is happy now*

[HobbitGirl]

HG smiles because Dragon is happy. This bartender likes her costemers to be happy. "I apologize for any confusion..." HG says. She takes the bucket and fills it with Mr. Pibb and plops in an exsessive amount of cherries. She also adds a loopy straw with the loops in the shape of a dragon, complete with groovy little wings.

[Vixen Evenstar]

*slinks in dressed all in black and lurks in the back (i love to lurk...it's so...mean.)*

[Kailita]

*Walks in, looking at all the crazy outcastish peoples here.*

*Sees Vixen slinking and lurking in the back all meanly-like...sees some argument about spiked drinks and a big bucket with Dragon's name on it...ooh...*

*Rips off D's whole little "many silent actions in many different paragraphs" thing :p...loves that style :D...but doesn't know if she will continue with it through the whole thing.*

*Might switch over to HobbitGirl's storytelling frame of writing...but is too tired at the moment and can't process in complete sentences.*

*Is so glad that Lossen isn't here, because she knows she definitely wouldn't be able to process the hyperness now...* :rolleyes:

*Knows she must finish this post to be at 207...doesn't want to be stuck at 206...doesn't like the sound of 206, for some reason. Thinks 207 has more closure to it...nods...*

*Blinks over at HG and considers ordering a root beer...but only if she can get a loopy straw, too...* :rolleyes::D:cool:

[Vixen Evenstar]

*Vixen stops slinking and lurking long enough to say-*

I want a loopy straw too!

[Saucy]

weeeeeeeee loopi straws we can have loopi straws?
i want one make it orange (orange is the best color)

[Kailita]

*Sees that she started a trend...is very pleased with herself...* :cool:

(*Knows that actually HG started the trend, but is sure that the short little hobbit girl won't mind her taking the credit...* :D:rolleyes: )

*Hopes that HG will read her mind and get her a root beer so she won't have to talk and can just continue thinking everything in silent actions...*

*Can't decide whether or not she wants to put in the ecstatic :D face or the sardonic but smiling :rolleyes: face...would put in both, except she already did that two paragraphs up...is conflicted now...decides to just go with the "oh well" face to signify her confliction...* :o

[Saucy]

trends aren't very outcastish guys!!!!!!
i want my drink on a plate!!!!pleez (changes mind)

[Kailita]

*Gasp!* :eek:

*Realizes that what powersauce said is very true...outcasts and trends?...never! Is now posed with a problem...is conflicted even more...*

*Ack! Wonders if the trend is acceptable if it's an outcast trend...remembers that this whole thing is just about loopy straws anyway, and wonders why she's getting so conflicted over it...* :rolleyes:

[Vixen Evenstar]

Ack! I DON"T want a loops straw!

*crosses herself*
trends are baaaad!!! Outcasts don't do the evil things!

[Frodorocks]

Do the Americans in here remember the furby trend about I think 4 years ago? I found out that they scared my grandma so I bought one. (My grandma is a nice lady, but she's a crazy cleptomaniac who thinks my family is a bunch of paupers and that I'm a wiccan savage (no offense to wiccans of course, but that's what she thinks of them) (I'm not wiccan) ) Wow, what a lot of parantheses!:D Anyway, whenever she comes over, she gets my room. I like my room very much and I don't like it when things go missing from it. So I put the furby on my dresser. Problem solved.:D

[Kailita]

*Still wants a loopy straw, trend or otherwise...wants a loopy straw because she wants a loopy straw, not because everybody else wants a loopy straw...* :p

*Thinks that Rockie's last post was random, but interesting...thinks kleptomaniacs are the coolest :D...cheers for people obsessed with shiny things...*

*Wanted a Furby when she was about 11...does the math, then decides that that makes sense, considering that she was 11 four years ago...never got the Furby...is kind of glad now that she didn't...*

*Knows a super-genious boy who reprograms Furbies to say naughty things...tsk tsk...* :p

[Frodorocks]

:D It wasn't that random. The topic was trends, furbies were trendy.:D

[Dragon]

*is very HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY that K likes her writing style*

*also wonders if she will continue it*

*realizes that she is continuing it*

*is fascinated by the AWESOME loopy straw HG gave her*

*thinks that it is OK to start trends as long as you don't start them*

*suddenly gets the stragest feeling that K wants a rootbeer:confused: *

*thinks that 208 has the most closure to it, but agrees that 206 sounds like a slimy and shirking sort of number*

*is feeling happy still*

ECHO!!!!
ECHO!!!
ECHO!!
echo!
echo

[HobbitGirl]

<decides to copy Dragon's writing style momentarily but changes the astricks to html brackets just to be different> :p

[Kailita]

*Still thinks the Furby thing was random, but understands Rockie's motives behind it now.*

*Cheers for D being back...cheers for D's writing style...cheers for D realizing that she wants a root beer!!...cheers for D agreeing that 206 has no closure to it...cheers for D's echoing...just cheers for D in general...* :D

*Adopts D.* :D:D:D

*Thinks that HG's brackets are very original...wishes she would have thought of that...but she's been doing silent actions with stars since forever, so decides to just go with that.*

Originally posted by Dragon
*thinks that it is OK to start trends as long as you don't start them*
*Thinks that that makes absolutely no sense, but doesn't comment, because then she would be breaking her unspoken oath of silence...*

*Still wants a root beer...* :o

[Dragon]

OOPS!!! I meant its ok to start trends as long as you don't follow them

*is cheered for..............a lot*

*IS BACK!!!! OH YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!*

*is calming down and trying to prevent hyperness*

*is laughing at her brothers buzz cut and thinks he deserved it since he cut his hair again, and didn't even cut it straight*

*likes the brackets*

*is reminded of animorphs because of the brackets*

*is adopted????????*

*IS ADOPTED!!!!!!!!!!*

*thinks that of course oaths of silence are unspoken, otherwise they wouldn't be silent, and that's a terrible way to start being silent*

you know, K, there's lots of other signs to use for actions, lik ^, /, (,), @, $, +, =, [, ], {, }, ~, \, |, and I think that's it........

[HobbitGirl]

<is upset because she couldn't post more last night> :mad: :( :rolleyes:

HG looks back and forth between Dragon and Kailita, trying to puzzle out what they could be telepathically saying to one another. Suddenly Kailita glances in HobbitGirl's direction, and HG picks up a single telepathic word: rootbeer. HG rushes to get Kai a root beer, plopping a swirly whirly straw in it. The hobbit gives Kailita a telepathic smile, which is better than a regular smile, because not only does it involve moving your facial muscles, but telepathic smiles as well. HG then procedes to make bouquets of swirly straws of all different shapes and colors and puts one bouquet on each table so everyone can pick whatever straw they want. :D

[Kailita]

Originally posted by Dragon
OOPS!!! I meant its ok to start trends as long as you don't follow them

*Thought that was what D meant, but wasn't sure...is sure now.* :D

*Is reminded of Animorphs because D is reminded of Animorphs...loves Animorphs...loves Tobias...smiles...* :)

*Is random...thinks this random form of thinking in incomplete sentences via silent actions is very freeing...*

*Considers D's many different options for framing silent actions...but can't use any of them, because they would interfere with the anime faces she sometimes uses, not so much in TTF, but in e-mail...would thank D for them anyway, but can't, because that would mean talking...* :eek:

*Sees HobbitGirl getting a root beer for someone...wishes she could have a root beer, too...* :(

*Wait...gets the telepathic smile...suddenly realizes that the lovely, refreshing root beer with the swirly whirly straw in it is for her! Is overcome with joy! Almost faints with the rush of happiness...but doesn't, because then she wouldn't be able to drink her root beer.* :rolleyes:

*Gives HG a huge smile and thanks her profusely through silent actions.* :D:D:D

*Sips her root beer through the loopy straw contentedly...*

[Dragon]

:D

:eek:!!!!!

[Kailita]

*Ponders the meaning behind D's seemingly random faces as she happily guzzles her root beer...* :)

[Dragon]

*laughs at K guzzling her root beer*

*not laughing at, laugh with K*

*sips some of her drink through her loopy straw, and ponders wether she wishes to follow suit and guzzle her drink*

:D :D :D

[Kailita]

*Thinks guzzling is fun...* :cool:

*Doesn't mind being laughed at...is used to that...but thinks that laughing with is probably more positive...is glad that D is being positive and not making fun of her...* :)

*Wonders why she ends all her silent actions with the infamous "..."?*

*Gasps! Just broke the "..." trend with a question mark! Oh no?*

*Suddenly can't stop the question mark trend?*

*Will be stuck ending all of her actions with question marks forever now?*

:eek::eek::eek:

*Is rambling...knows that it's late and needs to sleep, to keep from making nonsense posts like this one :rolleyes:, but doesn't feel like it...:o...* (?) (;))

[HobbitGirl]

"Um...I'll be right back." <exits stage left>

<comes back in a few minutes later, dressed in Kermit-colored leggings, a leaf-green tunic with little leaves sewn on around the neck and at the bottom, a big green suede belt with more leaves sewn on that, and no shoes on>

<pats her hair, which is done in little cinabons with tufts sticking out of the middle. is also wearing a crown of leaves on her head that clusters all the tufts on top of her head and makes it look like there's just locks of hair sticking out every which way out of this crown of leaves>

<checks her makeup :eek: which is all sorts of spiffy black, white and green eyeliner thingies all painted artistially and perfectly to make her look fairyish, and is also covered in shiny green on her face and arms>

"HobbitGirl is gone. Now Puck will serve your drinks! Tell me what thou wilt have, and I shall get it for thee." <bows low>

[Kailita]

*Stares at the Puck/HobbitGirl over her root beer...* :eek:

*Likes the spiffy cinnabon hairdo...is hungry now...*

(*Wishes HG could post some pictures of herself as Puck after the play she's in is over...would like to see them...* :))

*Thinks the Shakespearean language is lovely-nice...would use it...if she wasn't stuck in silent action mode. Oh crackers.* :rolleyes:

[Dragon]

*thinks puck is cool*

*admires HG/Pucks makeup and hair and other stuff*

*wishes she could dress up like a fairy 'cause fairies are cool, but doesn't because that would be copywriting*

*notices that K stopped using ? marks*

*is proud of K*

*is admiring HG/Puck*

[Frodorocks]

*Gapes at Puck/HG* "Wha...??"

[Kailita]

Originally posted by Dragon
*notices that K stopped using ? marks*

*is proud of K*

*Is proud of herself, too...* :D

*Has overcome the attack of the question marks for now...but is capable of relapsing at any given moment...so no one should relax just yet...* :rolleyes:

*Joins D in admiring Puck/HobbitGirl...thinks she should order something, just to get a Shakespearean-like response out of P/HG...wonders if she could order a cinnabon...*

[Dragon]

*is attacked by the question marks that K seems to have mastered*

*turns out we're just playing twister*

*thinks*

*thinks*

*thinks*

*orders 2 cinnabons from P/HG* (un pour moi et un pour toi)

*awaits response impatiently*

[Kailita]

*Plays Twister with the question marks! :D (???) Right hand on blue!(?) Left hand on blue!(?) Right foot on blue!(?) Left foot on blue!(?) Ack! All limbs on blue!??? Falls?*

*Shakes off the question marks and throws them back into D's signature, except for a few stray ones...* (?) (?)

*Is all confuzzled by D's French speaking...uhhh...can speak Spanish!...?*


(?)




(?)

(*Is quite aware that she's a spaz...*:)) (?) :)

[Vixen Evenstar]

*Vixen gets all confoozled by the question marks*

[Kailita]

*Happily confuzzles people* :D

*Wonders where her D has disappeared to...:(...thinks that she has responsibility for D, now that she's adopted her and everything...*

[mr underhill]

its ben a while.. well just chcking up on my evil lair... might come here more often...

[Dragon]

*is so? covered in confuzzl?ing, confoozling? questio?n marks that no one can see? her*:D ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
*does one? of thos?e fun?ny s?uper hero t?hings where th?ey thro?w their arms? out and everyt?hing flies off of th?em....the ques?tion ma?rks go everywhe?re*:D ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ?
*IS? OVER H?ERE!?!!!!?:D ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
*tra?nslates? her frenchine?ss into english* ? ? ?
?(one for me a?nd one for ?you) ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?*is p?robably confuzzling? the confoozle?d people ?evenmore?*?:D :confused: :confused: :confused: :D

[Kailita]

*Aaaahhh! Drags D out from under the question marks...???...beats the question marks off with her javelin...???...shrieks at the question marks to leave her D alone...*

:mad: *Glares at the question marks until they scurry away...* :mad:

*Watches the question marks hide from her and scatter...* (?)

*Waves hello to Mr. Underhill, then breaks off a piece of D's cinnabon...is hungry from all the question-bashing...doesn't think D will mind...* :D

[Dragon]

*doesn't mind.....*

*is thankfull because the question marks were not playing twister fairly*

*also breaks off a peice of her question......uuh, I mean cinnabon and takes a bite*

[HobbitGirl]

<Puck returns after gallavanting in the woods, where she was detained by Oberon who made her fetch some flowers or some such thing. Oberon is so tweeky sometimes....especailly around that...ahem...wife...of his.>

<Is highly confuzibobbled by the excessive amounts of question marks...applauds Kai when she beats them away with her javelyn.>

"Cinnabons! Thou shalt have it!" <runs off stage L to get cinnabons>

<two minutes later>

<comes back in stage R because she got lost><is carrying a huge tray of steamy cinnabons><sets the cinnabons down on the bar>

"All right, mortals, thou may have one cinnabon each. One and only one! If there be cinnabons left over, thou may have seconds if thou wilt, but for now thou art limited to one each."

<ducks out of the way as everyone ravenously attacks the cinnabons>

<goes to hide in her tree stump>

[Kailita]

*Inwardly chides the naughty question marks for not playing Twister fairly...how horrible...*

*Forgets everything but the cinnabons as Puck/HG brings them in...* :eek: *Stares in wonder and awe at the beauty of the steam slowly rising up from the delicately twisted morsels...mmmm...is quite hungry now...*

*Works her way through the fray to claim her cinnabon...picks off a stray question mark hiding in the cinnabon's icing...* (?) *Blegh...question marks taste like fish...yucky...not something she wants to eat with her glorious cinnabon of delight.* :D:D

[Dragon]

fish? have they gone swimming?

[HobbitGirl]

<pops up from inside her tree stump, peeking over the edge> "What is wrong with fish? Thou art mislead, or dilusional, mortal, if thou thinkist that fish taste bad." <ducks into her tree stump again as she gets pelted with question marks> ??? ?? ????????? ?? ??? ?

[Dragon]

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

*rolls on the floor laughing at the questionmarkly peltedness of HG/P*

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[Kailita]

*Eww, yuck...absolutely hates the taste of fish...blegh...*

*Thinks fish sticks are tolerable...but that's it.* :rolleyes:

*Especially doesn't like the taste of fish when she's trying to eat her delicious cinnabon! Plucks another few question marks from her cinnabon and hurls them at HG/P*

??? ?? ????? ??? ????

:D

*Thinks HG/P's last post was a bit sporatic...but that's all right.* :D

????? ??? ?????? ???? $ ???? ?????

(*Whoops...dollar sign :eek:...how did that get in there...?* :confused::rolleyes::o:p;))

(*Loves chains of smiley faces...* ;))

[Dragon]

hey, K, just wondering, when you adopted me, what was I adopted as, sister, daughter, third cousin once removed?

[HobbitGirl]

<cowers in her tree stump as question marks pelt the outside of it>

??? ?????????? ??? ? ? ? ? ??? ?????? ?? ? ? ??? ?

<her feelings are hurt because she didn't think Kai would ever be so mean to her> :( <poor Puck/HG>

<suddenly remembers that she's a sprite, and therefore has spiffy spritely powers>

<gets angry at the question marks> :mad: (?) <stands up in her tree stump and fishes a little bag out of her pocket> (??????) <the question marks see her and try to attack again> (? ? ? ? ? ?) <but Puck/HG throws fairy dust on them out of her little bag> (?...??...?) <the question marks all fall asleep> (?...............?............?) <one lone question mark is left awake so P/HG whacks it with her little bag and knocks it out> (?.........................................)

<seeing she's victorious she grins big and hops out of her tree stump to serve some more drinks>

[Dragon]

ah yes....relief of the notorious infamous question marks!......:cool:

does anyone understand what I just said?, cause I'm not sure I do.....

*marvels at the spiffy spritely powers of Puck*
(marvel, marvel)

*has been doing a lot of marveling lately*
(marvel, marvel)

*wonders when she will make up a word to replace marvel...?:confused: *
(marvel, marvel)

*has come up with a new word; aksjib*
(aksjib, aksjib)

*realizes the submarine is beginning to submerge and starts to jump inside* :eek:

*cannot fit......:rolleyes: *

*is too big.....:rolleyes: *

*uses her dragonly transforming powers to change into a baboon named rafiki (yes, with a lower case r);) *

*aksjibs at her own transforming powers...*
(aksjib, aksjib)

[Dragon]

ahh!!!! the smiley faces ate all my ending asterixs thingies!!!!
now, they aren't really actions, they are semi actions!!!

I already tried to fix it twice, but its not working.....

[Kailita]

(LOL - my gosh, you guys, I'm reading your posts here in typing and I literally laughed out loud. The sophomore sitting next to me is looking at me like I'm a freak! :D *Reverts back to incomplete silent action mode*...)

*Thinks that D can be related to her however she wants, but must be younger...wouldn't mind a daughter...wouldn't mind a little sister either...has never had a little sister :(...three little brothers, no joyous little sister...*

*Doesn't want to be mean to HG/P :(...is sad that HG/P's feelings are hurt, but is glad when she defeats the question marks...rejoices and marvels and aksjibs with D.* :D

*Is jolted as the submarine starts to dive...* :eek:

*Wonders if aksjib can also be an expression of surprise...?*

[Dragon]

sure.... yeah, K is aksjibbed!!!!!

OMG she's going into shock!!!! lol, j/k

*dances like the baboon she resembles*

*sticks tongue out at nosey sophomore*

*is all alone inside the sub......*

*waits for everyone else to come down inside*

[Kailita]

*Sticks tongue out at nosey sophomore, too...nyeh...* :p *Mutters about stupid upper classmen...* :rolleyes:

*Dances down into the sub*

*Is aksjibbed!* :eek:

[HobbitGirl]

((I'm reverting back to story form. Yay!))

Puck packs up her portable bar with all it's crazy drinks and straws and crazy things. She also packs up the portable tables and sticks them inside her portable bar. She slings the now-shrunken portable bar on her back, then lurches forward as the sub begins to dive. "Come now, everyone, into the hatch! We're going down!" Everyone floods into the inside of the sub as water begins to flood the upper deck. Puck is the last one inside, and seals the hatch just as water washes over it. "Whew..."

She goes over next to a wall to set up her portable bar again. Once she has all the drinks and things set up, she goes about setting up tables. Then she puts the boquets of straws back on each table. Out of her portable bar Puck/HG pulls a strobe light and a portable DJ kit. :D She hangs the strobe light up and sends it spinning, refracting is glorious strobelight-i-ness all over the sub. Then the hobbit-turned-spirte sets up the portable DJ thingy and turns on some tunes. The first song to come on is...Dancing Pompokolin! "Dance, mortals, dance!" the sprite shouts as she begins to boogie on the dancefloor. "Eeyada eeyada....Weeeee!"

[Dragon]

*changes into a tres tres pretty dark skinned, dark-haired girl, and whips out all sorts of moves*

*stomps ballet folklorica style*

*does the robot*

*disco points*

*does the walking machine*

*starts to do the pop, then remembers that that is nasty*

*seawalks*

*moonwalks*

*does that other funny walk w/out a name*

*does wavy fluid dancingness moves*

*ballet and lyrical type spins*

*charlie browns*

*chachas*

*tangoes*

can you tell I'm a dancer? I would put more, but I have to get off now...

[Kailita]

*Disco! Pompokolin!* :eek::D

*Snaps and spins...whirls about...dances dances dances!*

(*Thinks that besides herself, D, and HG/P...no one is in the sub. But that's okay!* :D)

*Wonders what a Charlie Brown dance is...thinks it sounds like fun...*

*Can no longer contain her joy...suddenly bursts out into song...*

Eeyada, eeyada! Dancing Pompokolin!! :D

:eek:

:eek::eek::eek:

*Gasps*...*has broken her unspoken vow of silence and silent actions*...*no longer knows what to do*...

?

[Dragon]

just keep singing!!!! now that the vow has been broken, it no longer matters!!!!

*is sure there are other people on the sub that have been hiding and snickering at how funny we look*

*is typing on a stupid sticky keyboard*

[HobbitGirl]

"Weeee! Weeeeeee!" shouts Puck/HG as she break dances all over the dance floor. (She can only break dance because of her spiffy spritely powers, otherwise she would just end up flopping around like a fish. :D ) She stands up and takes Kailita by the hands and starts spinning around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around....<gasps for air>....and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around!

<is proud of herself because she typed all those arounds without any spelling errors and without copying them :D:rolleyes:>

<has reverted back to incomplete sentences in html brackets as opposed to story writing>

<beats away the stray question mark after Kailita's post with her fairy dust bag>

WHACK!

[Dragon]

heheh, funnyishness

*hears snickering*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*looks around frantically for the snickering people* :eek:

*can't find them* :confused: :(

*is proud of P/HG too!*

*aksjibs at P/HG spritely breakdancing*
(aksjib, aksjib)

[Kailita]

I...I...

*Struggles to find her voice...is not used to talking normally or in complete sentences in this thread...*

I.......

*Is suddenly caught up in the spinning around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around...*

Whoa...*is dizzy now*...(*must admit that she cheated and copied & pasted the "arounds"...* :rolleyes: *Is proud of HG/P, though, for typing out the whole thing...*)

*Realizes that she said another word...* Whoa. *Smiles. Tries it again.* Whoa. Whoooaaaa. WHOOOOOAAAAA!

*Grins...giggles...sounds like a surfer dude. Or Ax from Animorphs.* :) *Will have to get used to this...*

(Aksjib, aksjib...:D)

[Dragon]

axxxxxx....oui, tres axxxly de toi!

ok, not proper grammering, but its not like I talk right in english, either:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

*is dizzyied by the spinning around of K and HG/P*

*is actually dizzyied only by the "and arounds"*

*cannot think of anything else to do/say/actionize" <----ACK! where did that come from?

[Kailita]

*Doesn't think "dizzyied" is a word...thinks D means "dizzied"...doesn't think "dizzied" is the correct phrase, either. Oh crackers.* :rolleyes:

*Has gone all silent-action-ish again...cannot think of anything to say. Doesn't want to talk normal. :mad: Likes this style better. Is upset with herself for talking normal.* :(

*Sinks back into aksjibbing...*

*Aksjib...aksjib...* :D

[Dragon]

dizzyied is more fun *pouts*

where is HG/P to bring us a topic?

*recommences the dancing*

*boogies* :rolleyes: :D

[HobbitGirl]

<runs in stage L> "Sorry I'm late!

<trips over her own feet><falls flat on her face><sits up and pats her hair><the hair has been messed up><begins to curse in Kachitish>

"Betas betas betas! Kachiesh aiyah! Betas codita!" <growls>

<is done cursing for no good reason>

<has probably throughly confused everyone except Kailita>

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :o :rolleyes: :o :rolleyes: :D :D :D

[Kailita]

*Chides HG for her cursing...tsk tsk...*

*Agrees, however, that if you're going to curse, you might as well do it in Kachitish :rolleyes:...best swear words in Atávve :D (next to, maybe, Magdalanian tavern talk :rolleyes: )*

[Dragon]

well, it seems I am the only everyone here:( :rolleyes:

but I understand completely....well.... not completely, just....mostly..... I know in general what ;you were saying and y, but not exactly what you were saying:rolleyes:

*is not confuzzled* :D

*is proud do herself* :D :rolleyes: :cool: :D

[Annushka]

That doesn`t take to know Kachitish to have a certain understanding of what HG said:):D

[Dragon]

ACK!!!!

*jumps, startled at the entrance of someone else*

oh, hi shush:D <---right there I almost typed sushi :D :rolleyes: :D

[Kailita]

*Looks up.* Eee, Shush found us! *Thinks that Shush will probably need some guiding around the submarine to get the hang of all this craziness.* :rolleyes:;)

*Finds that she's talking again. Pouts.* :mad::rolleyes:

[Dragon]

talking isn't bad, K, it tells people what you want, and thus they are able to humbly serve you :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D :D

*waits for humble servants to pop up out of nowhere.....*
(waiting, waiting):rolleyes:

[Annushka]

Yeah, Kaili that would be really helpful cause I don`t really get what`s going on here and why do you think talking is bad:confused: And who are those humble servants D is waiting for:confused:

[Dragon]

this is an ideal place 4 craziness, shush, and I was just being crazy:rolleyes:

*is still waiting*:rolleyes:
(waiting, waiting);) :rolleyes:

[Kailita]

*Thinks how humble servants are so hard to find these days...* :rolleyes:

*Explains to Shush how this is pretty much just a pointless thread for people to act out crazy things. Tells how it takes place in a submarine where there are cinnabons and sodas and crazy straws to drink out of. :D Tells Shush that she'll get used to it fast, and there are really no rules to follow other than to just be yourself.* :)

*Lets out a deep breath. Just explained everything without talking normally even once. Is very proud of herself.* :D

*Says aside to Shush that she's been trying to talk only in silent actions (the star things) and incomplete sentences...that's why she gets upset with herself if she talks in real language.* ;)

[HobbitGirl]

Kailita, I absolutly crack up everytime you talk about Magdalainian tavern talk. First you said that Pakelan swear words were the best next to Magdalainian tavern talk then you said that Kachitish swear words were the best next to Magdalainian tavern talk. Could you give us some examples of Magdalainian tavern talk? Please? I want to hear what swear words could be better than Kachitish. :p

Ok, enough of that totally out of character and off topic bit...

<is back in character><likes using html brackets instead of astrisks or however the heck you spell it>

<is the humble servant>

<pops out of nowhere still dressed as Puck>

<walks up to Shush>

"I am the bartender slash waitress! If thou desirest anything, give thy word and I shall wait on thee."

[Dragon]

AHEM!!!

I believe I was the one waiting:rolleyes: :o

*explains to K that you can speak, as long as you find a way to say that you are saying it as a silent action like this* :D :D :D :rolleyes:

*is proud of K too*

*Aksjibs at Ks super breath powers*
(aksjib, aksjib):D :cool:

[HobbitGirl]

<goes "Yipe!" at Dragon's mighty ahem>

"I shall serve thee too, mistress. Merely say what thou shalt have and I shalt get it for thee."

<still wants to hear Magdalainian tavern talk :D>

<loves her new avatar :D>

[Dragon]

heehee, ninja turtles, coolness:cool: :cool:

uh.....

*politely orders a Mr. Pibb*

[Annushka]

<is trying not to think that the sumbarine is actually under water (or maybe it`s not??) and is has no idea what to order??? But then thinks that BLOODY MARY will be just fine in a situation like this and asks HB (being the humble servant) to bring her one>.

<has no idea what Magdalainian tavern talk is about and is annoyed by herself having to ask for explainations in every possible situation:( For example - do you have to have a character???)>:):):D

[HobbitGirl]

Puck/HG whisks a Mr. Pibb out from the bar and frolicks over to D to pour the soda into her Dragon-Sized Bucket, complete with curly straw. Then the hobbit-turned-sprite-who's-not-even-a-real-character-but-will-do-just-fine-for-this-bar-anyway-cause-it's-so-insanely-crazy fetched a Bloody Mary for Shush.

<still wants to call Shush Nushy>

<refrains>

[Dragon]

no, u dont have to have a character...I try 2 avoid those type places, and sometimes I just break the rules:eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes: just BEEEEE ur self:rolleyes: :D :D :D

[Annushka]

Why do you try to avoid such places? Just curious:) The thing is I don`t do that much either:)

<can`t figure out if she`s fine with HB calling her Nushy but likes her current nickname more and more:) Is enjoying her BLOODY MARY.>

[Kailita]

Originally posted by HobbitGirl
[B]Kailita, I absolutly crack up everytime you talk about Magdalainian tavern talk. First you said that Pakelan swear words were the best next to Magdalainian tavern talk then you said that Kachitish swear words were the best next to Magdalainian tavern talk. Could you give us some examples of Magdalainian tavern talk? Please? I want to hear what swear words could be better than Kachitish.
*Must speak to explain this...aww...meh.* :(:p:o

I believe Amisbren is the one who thinks Pakelan swear words are best next to Magdalanian tavern talk (even though she just likes all swear words, period :rolleyes: ). I like Kachitish better, Kachitish is more fitting. MTT is just very vulgar and rude...good for cursing enemies, not as good for centering in on the exact feeling. (Also good when you're drunk. :rolleyes: )

*Is aksjibbed at!* :D *Aksjib, aksjib...*

*Is proud of herself, too, even though she doesn't really know why...is proud of D...is proud of HG/P for stepping up to be the humble servant...it's a tough job but SOMEBODY has to do it...is proud of Shush for coming to the sub!* :D *Aksjib, aksjib...*

[Rhiannon]

*resisting urge....resisting urge....MUST. NOT. SING. YELLOW SUBMARINE*

[Kailita]

*Mentally urges Rhi to sing it...sing it!...sing it!...you know you want to!*

*Begins to hum the tune...*

(Cheers for those funny old Brits called the Beatles! :D)

[Rhiannon]

*gives in*

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE! A YELLOW SUBMARINE! A YELLOW SUBMARINE! WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE! A YELLOW SUBMARINE! A YELLOW SUBMARINE! AND OUR FRIIIIIIENDS ARE ALL ABOARD....MANY MORE OF THEM LIVE NEXT DOOR....AND WE LIIIIIIIVE A LIFE OF EASE....EVERY ONE OF US, IS ALL WE NEED.....

[HobbitGirl]

<puts Yellow Submarine on on the jukebox>

<busts out in singing; the Yellow Submarine is contagious>

"In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed into the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE.

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE.

And our friends are all aboard
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play.
<headbangs to instrumental part>

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE.

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE.

And we live a life of ease
Every one of us has all we need
Sky of blue and sea of green
In our yellow submarine

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE.

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE.

</song>

<is proud of herself for remembering the whole thing :D>

[Rhiannon]

*loud applause*

[HobbitGirl]

<flourishing bows>

[Kailita]

*Laughs hysterically...claps and claps...*

Astounding performances, amazing...you guys should tour...

*Is glad Rhi has found the submarine, where there are no rules and randomness reigns...kind of like Outcast Chatter infused with silent actions...* :D

[Rhiannon]

*elegant bow-curtsy combined with queen wave* Anytime, dahling. Are there requests from the audience? *entertains self by concentrating her mental powers to dress self in sumptuous evening gown*

[Dragon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Requests? almost n e thing but yellow submarine!!!!!

*is happy rhia is here as long as she does not sing that again!!!

[Rhiannon]

I tried not to! I tried! I held off for as long as I could!

*changes dress from black to red to blue. Tries a couple of different shades and settles of cobalt with silver embroidery*

[Dragon]

waht is cobalt???

grrr....tried isn't good enough, I HATE that song!!!

[Rhiannon]

It's a bright shade of blue. My favorite color.

[Dragon]

oh, ok, that's good, then:)

uhhhh.....

uhhhh.....

uhhhh.....

*drive-by-hugs everyone*

:D :D :D :cool: :eek: :eek: :cool:

[Kailita]

Aww...I, for one, love Yellow Submarine. :D:D

*Watches Rhi's astounding dress edits...evening gown, hmm? Decides to go for the ballroom style dress...what funness.* ;)

*Let's see here...pretty sash, plumes, not too long, but long enough...swish-swishy skirt, but not too cumbersome...long, flowy, pretty sleeves...ack, not pink! No! Changes color to something to go with her hair...a dark crimson...or a forest green. Yeah...green...* :D:cool:

*Tries to think of a song for Rhi to sing while she does up her hair in ringlet curls piled on top of her head...doesn't know why she's dressing up, but is having fun with it...* :D

Sing something professional and fancy, Rhi...like Memory from Cats...or something Phantom of the Opera...or from the Beauty and the Beast musical!

[Rhiannon]

Mm....*small but elegant stage appears out of nowhere and Rhian disappears behind the curtain* Memory is one of my good numbers....

*concentrates on dress* Dark blue? No, red or black, red or black? red....black. Mm. Black, black- satin, matte, heavy. Yes, that's it. Full skirt, boned bodice, long gloves...hair....great scott, not that! Curls, yes very good, not in the face, not in the face! Right...

*Rhiannon's pianist, a young man with soft, dark curls borrowed from her usual performance spot (The Rivendell Night Club), strokes out a few bars of introduction as the curtain whispers back and Rhian glides (ha ha! glides! oh, breaking the mood, sorry) glides out*

Midnight...
Not a sound from the pavement.
Has the moon lost her memory?
She is smiling alone.
In the lamp light
The withered leaves collect at my feet
And the wind begins to moan.

Memory...
All alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then... I remember
The time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again.

Every street lamp seems to beat
A fatalistic warning.
Someone mutters and the street lamp gutters
And soon it will be morning.

Daylight...
I must wait for the sun rise
I must think for the new life
And I mustn't give in!

When the dawn comes
Tonight will be a memory too
And the new day will begin.

Burnt out ends of smoky days
The stale cold smell of morning.
A street lamp dies
Another night is over
Another day is dawning.

Touch me!
It's so easy to leave me
All alone with my memory
Of my days in the sun.
If you touch me
You'll understand what happiness is...

Look, a new day has begun.

[Kailita]

*Swoons at the beauty of the song*

Rhian, dahling, that was beautiful, magnificent...encore!

*Loves the dress, loves the hair...*

*Loves the piano man, too...* ;) *Reminds herself that she is not desperate for guys, not desperate for guys, not desperate for guys...* (Ack! It's the dark curls...they get me every time...:rolleyes: )

[Dragon]

ooooo prettiness:) :) :)

my dress.....think......bustier, long flowy ish skirt, and anything else that would make it as pretty as u can imagine:D :D :D

[Kailita]

D...little adopted sister/cousin/daughter/relative of mine...I'm sure you're already as pretty as I can imagine, flowyish skirt or otherwise. ;):D

[Rhiannon]

*sweeps graceful (ha! oh, sorry) curtsy, black satin skirts billowing, and steps down from the stage, blowing a kiss to her pianist as he bows and steps back in to the shadows* Isn't he a dove, Kaia? He's never gotten a name, but he can play absolutely anything (there's something of a long, convoluted story behind The Rivendell Nightclub- in a nutshell I randomly invented it during a chat once and we liked it so well we just kept going back).

And yes, D, you look luhvly, dahling! ;)

[Dragon]

*blushes* :o :o :o

oh, thank you!!!

[mr underhill]

* enters submarine *

mwa ha ha ha ha

i;m baaack again

[Dragon]

ah!!! its mr. underhill!!!!! he's finally returned!!!!!

come on mr. underhill, dance!!!!:D :D :D :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Kailita]

Mr. Underhill??? Mr. Underhill!!! :eek::eek::eek:

*Gasps*...We have the original patron of the submarine here again...*homage homage*

[HobbitGirl]

Puck/HG looks on in envy as everyone changes into beautiful gowns. "Ok, I'm done with the spirte regime!"

*mentally changes into a gown; Hawaii-ocean-blue satin skirt that's very flowy and swishy, but by no means cubersome, top of dress is a sort of vest-like contraption; sleevless, purple velvet, sort of like one of those Ren corsets, only looser, yet better fitting, and laced up the middle with a black leather string. Her hair...well, she doesn't know what to do with her hair.*

"Hair is needing help!"

*gasps* Mr. Underhill!

*sweeps a courtsey*

[Kailita]

*Jumps to the rescue!* Hair help right here!

Hmmm...*contemplates on what to do with HG's pretty shiny long brown hair...realizes that she has absolutely no experience with this sort of thing, heh heh...* :o:rolleyes:

Well, we'll...improvise...:cool:

[HobbitGirl]

*sits patiently with hands folded in her loverly gown and waits for a brilliantly inspired idea to hit Kailita*

*just to make converstataion* So do you like my dress? *smooths out satin skirt*

[Rhiannon]

Let me see...mm....we might twist the top half up, and leave the rest down...

[Dragon]

......I liked the cinnabons....:( :( :(

decides to do a morphy dragon trick and make a sort of dress out of shiny silvery blue and blackscales (in a prettiful random pattern), top looks still looks like a bustier, bottom, the mermaid style, the kind that hugs your thighs, then fans out at the bottom, yeah, that's it:D :D :D

has forgotten y we are all changing into gowny things:confused:

wonders waht kind of gown the awesome mr. underhill is wearing:eek:

[Kailita]

Originally posted by Dragon
wonders waht kind of gown the awesome mr. underhill is wearing :eek:
(*Bursts into laughter*...I'm sorry...I just had to laugh about that :D...okay, okay, back to business...)

*Reminds D that they're changing into gowns because Rhi did it, and the Amazing Rhiannon is a trendsetter...duh.* :o (:rolleyes:;))

*Liked the cinnabons too, but decides they must go for a new look. (Besides, doesn't want to get the urge to eat HG's hair :o) Contemplates, contemplates...*

Yes, yes, love the dress, superb...hmm...let's see if we can go with Rhian's suggestion. Twisting is always fun...

*Twists, twists...improvises...* :cool:

Rhi, be a luv and toss me some hairspray...

[Rhiannon]

*Reminds D that they're changing into gowns because Rhi did it, and the Amazing Rhiannon is a trendsetter...duh.*

*has never been a trendsetter before...loves this*

Here you are, Kaia dahling *hands her a can of Ultra Hold Satiny Smooth Elf Princess Hair Spray, with a caracature of Princess Arwen on the front*

Dum dum dee dum...*glances in the mirror and notices that with her lack of concentration her hair has begun to un-ringlet* None of that! *it re-ringlets* Much better.

[Dragon]

Dum dum dee dum...*glances in the mirror and notices that with her lack of concentration her hair has begun to un-ringlet* None of that! *it re-ringlets* Much better.

hahaha!!! just set it on automatic, rhi, it'll stay:rolleyes: :)

*has never been a trendsetter before...loves this*

*thinks*

*remembers taht she has already copied at least two things by rhi*

huh.

hair style pour HG; top half of hair seperated into two even portions (one for each side of her head:rolleyes: ) each side twisted into a spiral, near the back of the head ( NOT THE SIDES!!!) then, the end of the twistiness fanning out in that really cool spiky way:eek: :eek: :eek: :cool:

[Rhiannon]

*remembers taht she has already copied at least two things by rhi*

Really?

[HobbitGirl]

"Oo! Oo! I like that idea!" HG blurts as Dragon explains her spiffy hairstyle idea through silent actions. "Spiralies...coolness!" She continues to sit patiently, then after a while decides that her dress needs something more. "Hmm..." She thinks for a while, then gets and idea! :eek: She concentrates, and suddenly, attached to her arm-holes in her vest-like top part of her dress appear sleeves! :eek: They aren't very functional as sleeves, but very cool. They're made of a flowy, translucent, purple material to match the top bit of velvet. They're shaped somewhat like those hippy sleves that are kind of like big triangles and the end of the sleeve dangles a good five inches below the wrist. On the top part of each sleeve is an elastic band that goes up and around her middle finger so the sleeves don't slide down to her armpits when she's dancing! :D:D:D

*is satisfied*

*waits for her hair to be done so the ball can begin!*

Oh yes, Mr. Underhill. Dahling, what ever are we going to do with you? *imagines a tuxedo with tails onto the Underhill one* *it appears* Noo....I just don't know....

[Kailita]

Originally posted by HobbitGirl
She concentrates, and suddenly, attached to her arm-holes in her vest-like top part of her dress appear sleeves! They aren't very functional as sleeves, but very cool. They're made of a flowy, translucent, purple material to match the top bit of velvet. They're shaped somewhat like those hippy sleves that are kind of like big triangles and the end of the sleeve dangles a good five inches below the wrist. On the top part of each sleeve is an elastic band that goes up and around her middle finger so the sleeves don't slide down to her armpits when she's dancing!
Ooh...*loves those kind of sleeves*...how lovely-nice. :D

*Admires HG's new dress edits, then gets to work on the hair. Has hair spray...*evil look*...has hair spray...* :cool: (Muahaha...)

*Begins to twist up HG's hair like D suggested, spraying the Ultra Hold Satiny Smooth Elf Princess Hair Spray every which-way...cackles evilly...coughs...chokes on hairspray...*

*Regains composure and continues to sculpt the hair...*

*Spray spray* :cool:

[Rhiannon]

*Admires HG's new dress edits, then gets to work on the hair. Has hair spray...*evil look*...has hair spray...* (Muahaha...)

*giggles* *ducks away from hair spray cloud*

[Dragon]

*attempts to keep from falling over due to laughing*

*fails miserably* :D :D :D

ACK!!!!!!

*runs away from rhi*

you....you....you did a.....a-a *gasp* one word post!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Rhiannon]

*points* It had a quote in it. That makes it more than one word.

[Dragon]

oh, ok... *whew!* *lets out a huge sigh of relief*

[Kailita]

*Ducks out from beneath the cloud of hairspray*

Hmmm...*stands back to admire her work of art*...what do you think? It's rock stiff...probably won't come down for a couple Ages or so...but you sure won't have to worry about it falling out when you're dancing. :D

[Rhiannon]

It's mahvelous, dahling!

I think we need to have a We Won the Debate! Party- *digs around behind counter in search of streamers*

[Kailita]

Ooh, splendid idea! Smashing! :D

*Dives under the bar and resurfaces with a bag of confetti...*

:cool:

Confetti...lots of confetti...*evil smile*

*Dashes madly about the submarine, tossing handfuls of the brilliantly colored confetti everywhere, including into HG's perfectly-sculpted, still-wet-with-hairspray hair, where it sticks firmly.* :D

[Rhiannon]

*changes ball-gown into practical jeans and paint-spattered blouse, and climbs up onto a rickety stool to hang brilliantly colored streamers* You know, Kaia, I don't think *gets a handful of confetti in the face*choke*splutter*cough* I think we are good on the confetti front, dear, thank you...

[Dragon]

should we tell the rest of the guild we're celebrating here?

gets out chips and punch bowls and other sorts of party things....and bubbles!!! unbreakable bubbbles!!!

[Vixen Evenstar]

*Leapes in and tries to scare everyone*

GRRRARRR!

*No one gets scared*

Er....grrrr? *Vixen spots chips* Ooooh!

[Dragon]

hey, grr is my line!

[Rhiannon]

*finishes hanging streamers, and ties balloons to all the tables, giving the submarine a festive air. Rhian digs around in her magic backpack until she finds what appears to be a cardboard box, folded flat. She sets it up on a table, digs around some more for a black Sharpie, and writes OVEN on the side of the box. Beneath this she draws the outline of a door and a handle, and on the top of the box she makes several large black dots, labeling them things like 'Chocolate cake', 'fudge', 'brownies', 'chocolate chip cookies', 'ice cream sundaes', 'cheese sandwhiches', 'chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream', 'Starbucks mocha frappacinos', and 'trail mix'. Rhian pushes the 'cake' button- there is an audible click, and then the coardboard box/oven begins ticking. Rhian settles down in her chair with a book, waiting for the timer to ding*

[Dragon]

*watches rhian do all this stuff and wonders if she is human...:confused: *

[Rhiannon]

(Of course I am, D-dear. I've just taken extensive lessons from the Master of the Transmogrofier- Calvin- and I come armed with the Magical Miracle Working Writer's Quill, with which I can do anything)

*a timer dings, and Rhian opens the oven door, pulling out a large, beautifully iced chocolate cake covered in icing roses* Ah, very nice! *she gives the oven a pat and goes to set the cake on the sideboard* Let's see, now.... *she considers for a moment, and then presses the 'cheese sandwich' button, and the timer starts ticking again*

[Dragon]

calvin..... from calvin & hobbes?(unlikely, but.....I don't know n e other calvins...)

ah yes, the sharpie:D :D :D

sharpies are like duct tape, they can do anything:D :eek:

[Annushka]

I`m here!! Hurray, we are having a party!!!! Can I help with something?

[Dragon]

uh..... do we have a disco ball or anything like that?

ack! music!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Rhiannon]

(Of course that Calvin, D! What other Calvin is there? *loves Calvin & Hobbes*)

Hey, Shush! *waves from behind her book* We're about to get the part started- the fifth judge just gave their vote to the Outcasts- so all five judges voted for us! *the timer dings and Rhian sets her book down to open the door on the side of the cardboard box and take out a plate of cheese sandwhich arranged in a pretty pattern* Mm, lovely- would you set these on the side board for me? *pushes the 'ice cream sundae' button with a click*

[Annushka]

Whatever you say Rhia! But aren`t we going to have a big chocolate cake? Or I didn`t get something again? (It`s happening very often recently:() Cause if there`s none I can bake VERY delicious chocolate cake with nuts:):)

[Rhiannon]

We have one chocolate cake, but more is always good ;)

[Annushka]

The more the best:) So I`ll bring one. And chocolate ice-cream too, OK?

[Rhiannon]

Hurrah! More cake and ice cream! *the timer dings, and Rhian opens the coardboard box to pull out a tray of several ice cream sundaes with a variety of toppings and sets it on the side board* Mm, we're almost ready...

[Dragon]

still, what about music? are you going to perform, rhi?, 'cause all my songs are duets w/ my non-foruming friend, and I can't do them w/o her...:( :rolleyes:

[Rhiannon]

Mm, music...well, I could sing a couple of songs, if you really wanted ;) And I can do this, too *digs around in backpack again and pulls out another, smaller coardboard box. Setting it up on a small table in the corner, Rhian fetches her Sharpie and sketches a turntable on it. Pausing for a moment, she considers, then picks up the box and looks under it to find a pile of...vinyl records* Let's see what was in here...Mm, big band, big band, jazz, opera (The Magic Flute), classical, big band, modern Broadway, and...The Beatles.

[Dragon]

*starts laughing uncontrollably*:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[HobbitGirl]

*wakes up from trance she has been in because she's grounded from internet* I love the hair! Thankies! *runs around gawking at decorations* *dives into ice cream and chocolate cake*

[Kailita]

Eeeee! :D Now this party is jumping!

Confetti...more confetti...more confetti!

*Prances about, sprinkling (cough...more like dousing) confetti onto everything...including the cake and ice cream...* :eek::o Oops. Umm...edible confetti! :D

*Marvels at the magic oven* :eek: Ooohh...salsa, Rhi, salsa! Tortilla chips and salsa! Gotta have a button for that!

*Takes the Sharpie hostage...ducks behind the counter and begins to draw, making squeakie Sharpie noises...resurfaces with...*

*A disco ball* :cool:

There you go, D-ish, bestest (and only) little sister of mine...
Now...the music!

[Rhiannon]

Mm....*eyeing the confetti-ed food, Rhian thinks for a minute and then dives back in to her magic backpack, rooting around until she resurfaces with...a battered quill pen. Finding the only available piece of paper- a shopping list- she writes on the back 'As the confetti thrown by Kaia lands upon the food, it transforms into delicious coloured sprinkles'* There, that should take care of that- now, Kaia, if you'll make yourself a chips and salsa button- just on the side there, see- I'll go change! *Rhian ducks away into the Ladies room, taking her Magical Miracle Working Writer's Quill with her...*

[YayGollum]

I heard something about people talking about the debate people being praised in here? What did I win? :rolleyes:

[Dragon]

yes yes yes, much praise, YOU DID VERY GOOD YAY!!!!!

u win a party and praise......we will have too think of(and agree on) something to give u 4 your acheivements:rolleyes: :D

ah yes, *takes the disco ball from K and hangs it in the exact center of the room*

*set the disco ball flashing and spinning, which throws colored spots of light everywhere*

hmmm... *looks around*

no one is dancing.....I will be the first!!!

*gets on the floor and starts doing undeniably awesome-ly cool moves*

*discreetly eyes everyone else to c if they r going 2 join her*

K, calling me your only lil sis doesn't exactly make me feel very special...:rolleyes:

*is still dancing*:D :cool:

[Rhiannon]

*Rhiannon comes skipping out of the ladies room, wearing one of her favorite outfits- black knee-high boots with three inch heals, a calf-length six-gore khaki skirt, and a black t-shirt with a laced neck and quarter length sleeves with 'Eowyn' across the front in silver letters. She's also wearing a shiny black top-hat at a jaunty angle* There!

Let's see, Yay...*Rhian takes of her hat, holding it upside down, and reaches in to pull out a piece of paper* Ooh, you won the first piece of chocolate cake!

[HobbitGirl]

"Yay! Dancing!" HG says as she looks up from stuffing her face. Not a speck of food has gotten on her clothes, but her face is covered in sundae and cake. She even has sprinkles on her nose. Hastily she wipes it all off, but delliberately leaves the sprinkles perched on her nose. She grabs Kailita by the hands and swings her out onto the dancefloor. "Weeeeeeee! Dance, Kai, dance!" She proceeds to do the Mushroom Dance as her satin skirt swishes in a way that makes HG want to swish more.

Suddenly HG realizes something is wrong. "Music! We can't do the mushroom dance with this music on!" She changes the song to the song Kailita gave to her on a spiffy tape which is the song that represents the Kachitish Spring Fesival. She does the mushroom dance vigourously. "Do do do do do do dododododododo, do do do do do do dododododododo, do do do do do do dododododododo, do do do do do do do do do do do," HG sings along with the music.

"Everyone, do the Mushroom Dance! Throw your arms into the air like you're carrying a really big, wide, round basket on the very top of your head, then spin around in circles!" She demonstrates, then continues to dance to the music.

[Dragon]

ummm..... ok, *does the mushroom dance*

*as she is spinning, her scaly gown thing changes into big black pants (w/ big pockets:D ) and a really cool cap-sleeved, scoop-neck navy shirt*

*mushroom, mushroom, mushroom*:D :rolleyes: :eek:

[Rhiannon]

Think mushroom, think mushroom, think mushroom....

[YayGollum]

Dancing is evil. oh well. Yes, Yay for chocolate cake. Why not? Ice cream chocolate cakes would be better, though. Doobedoobedoo...is this a place for RPG characters or just for people to act crazy?

[Kailita]

(Just acting crazy, Yay. ;) Except we kind of make RPG characters out of ourselves. :eek: )

*Is very pleased with Rhian's confetti--->sprinkles transformation...nods and smiles...kneels beside the magic oven with the Sharpie and looks for a free space to write...has to write in really tiny letters, but fits it in! Cheers!* :D *Punches the button for chips and salsa...fiesta...* :cool:

*Loves Rhian's new outfit :eek:...adoration, adoration...*

*Needs a new outfit...hmmm...thinks...decides on her lovely-nice
ABERCROMBIE shirt (she loves the word Abercrombie...it has the most perfect blend of sounds) with her incredibly comfortable, no-hassle jeans. Decides to go barefoot. Is content now.* :)

*Is suddenly caught up into the rush of dancing!* :eek::D Mushroom dance!!! :D *Jumps into the whirling swirlyness of the mushroom dance...*

(*Loves D's pockets.* ;))

*Hears the distinct ding of the magic oven!* Mexican food is ready!

[HobbitGirl]

*HG decides not to change her outfit, cause she likes it so very much!*

((OOC: +word+ is captian_obvious who can't post on her own comp right now.))

+yay! *reads box* "security device enclosed." *thinks to self* hmmmmmm........wonder what's in there......... *jumps up, picks up HG and runs around the room*+

*screams and wails as she is mercilessly hefted around the submarine* *bashes her head on the strobe light* *wait a second...is too short to bash her head on anything*

[Rhiannon]

*Rhian dodges HG's flailing limbs and climbs up to sit cross-legged in the middle of the table while she eats her lovely lovely ice cream sundae...mm...*

[Annushka]

*is sitting very sad in the corner because she doesn`t have enough words to describe her beautiful dress. But there is something to cheer her up right away - ICE-CREAM!!!!!:D*

[Dragon]

mmm, yes, we r sorry shush, u never seem 2 have enough words, do u?

hey, I know, in the who's who thread, we could have a daily vocab lessson 4 shush!!!

qui est captain_obvious, and y can't she just wait until you're done then log in?

yay, u could make an RPG character if u reallywanted to, but its just so much easier 2 b crazy:rolleyes: :D

[Rhiannon]

Well, your dress looks beautiful, Shush, even if I don't know what it looks like!

[YayGollum]

Got it. Craziness, or I could use an RPG character. But then, if I did, there would still be craziness in here for me to deal with. oh well. Have fun, crazy people.

[Rhiannon]

Be happy, Yay. Have a taco. </random The Last Unicorn reference>

[Dragon]

hmmm.... wait....have we made any tacos yet???:confused: :eek:

ack! no tacos!


*is still dancing even though she is complaining about the lack of tacos!*:eek: :D

[Kailita]

Originally posted by Rhiannon
Be happy, Yay. Have a taco. </random The Last Unicorn reference>
(Bravo...couldn't have said it better myself. :D)

Not to worry! Have no fear, the magical Sharpie is still here!...*Gets to work on creating another button on the magic oven...whew...is running out of room on the little thing...has to write really really tiny...*

Oh no! *Gasp*...smudge! :eek: *Falls to pieces*

[Rhiannon]

(Kaia! Can it be? Dost thou favor The Last Unicorn?)

Mm...*examines the offerings of the cardboard oven speculatively* So that's what a tacoos~ looks like. I've always wondered.

[Kailita]

(Actually, I've never read it, but I have friends who obsess over it. Another on my TBR list. :rolleyes: )

*Cautiously nibbles at the tacoos~...* Hmmm...it has a rather tangy flavor...but overall, not too bad.

[Rhiannon]

(The book is great, but I've only read it once- it's on the TBRR pile- but I love the Rankin-Bass movie. It's one of the things from my childhood, y'know)

Mm...*continues eating sundae*

[Dragon]

tacoos? well, I guess they'll do:rolleyes:

*stops doing the mushroom dance long enough to grab a tacoos and sample it:o *

not bad, not bad at all....pretty good:D

(*still wants to know who captain_obvious is*)

[HobbitGirl]

Tacoos? Sounds like it should be spelled tacoose. Or maybe with a little accent mark over u intead of two o's. Wait, that sounds French. The s should be silent, then. ;) So now it's tacu. With a little accent over the u. Or I could keep it tacoose if you want.

*pushes tacoose button*

*pulls steaming tacoose out of magic oven*

*examines*

"Hm...tacoose....chocolate mousse in a crunchy corn tortilla shell! With tiramisu on the side! We could make billions marketing this! But what ethnicity to have our resteraunt in? It's from three countries: Mexico, Italy, and French stuff. It's the twice the French, cause we named it in French! Or...uh, kinda."

*eats tacoose*

Yum.

[Rhiannon]

Mm. *eats tiramisu*

[Kailita]

Originally posted by HobbitGirl
Tacoos? Sounds like it should be spelled tacoose. Or maybe with a little accent mark over u intead of two o's. Wait, that sounds French. The s should be silent, then. So now it's tacu. With a little accent over the u. Or I could keep it tacoose if you want.
*Blinks*.

Originally posted by HobbitGirl
"Hm...tacoose....chocolate mousse in a crunchy corn tortilla shell! With tiramisu on the side! We could make billions marketing this! But what ethnicity to have our resteraunt in? It's from three countries: Mexico, Italy, and French stuff. It's the twice the French, cause we named it in French! Or...uh, kinda."
*Blinks again*.




What's tiramisu? :o

[Rhiannon]

Mm, it's the most heavenly italian dessert...it's like coffee cake soaked in this certain kind of liqour, with this wonderful fluffy cream stuff on top.

[Kailita]

Oooooh...yummy...

*Digs in* :D

[Dragon]

you know what? the outcasts should start a cafe or a restaraunt(sp?) full of all the wacky/good stuff any of us have ever created, and we could call it something like the wacky cafe, and there wouldn't be any ethnicicititieys (sp? lol:rolleyes: ) b/c its just wacky

*starts dancing again*

[HobbitGirl]

Um...D? This is the Outcast cafe. Bar, inn, cafe, night club, ballroom, center of in-character craziness. :D:D:D

*presses tacoose button many, many, many, many, times on the magic oven* *plans to eat tacoose and tiramisu until she pops*

*has reverted to astericks again*

<feels soiled>

"Ah, much better."

[Kailita]

*Glares at HG...hearts the asteriks to death.* :D

Ethnicities, D? :rolleyes: *Loves her little sister and her crazy wordings/spellings.* :)

*Is full.* :eek: *Is full.* Now what? *Is full and also sleepy...can no longer dance on a full stomach...*

[Dragon]

now, you become empty! go to the bathroom or something!

*sigh*

HG, I sorta meant a real bar/inn/cafe/night club/other wacky craziness

~has decided to use these~

~does not like HG insulting the asteriskses~

ee! these are so wa^^^^>>>>>vvvv>>>>^^^^vey!!! (sp? :D )

[Kailita]

Hmm...

*Excuses self and sneakily makes her way to the bathroom, trying to look inconspicuous* :o

*Sees the waviness of D's asterik-substitute...thinks of the ocean and water...cringes...must go to bathroom more now!* :eek:

[Rhiannon]

*waves solemnly to Kaia as she heads towards the bathroom*

*Rhian digs around in her magic backpack again, coming up with a blank button, a large packet of paints and brushes, and silver glitter. She disappears in to a flurry of bright colors and sparkling dust, emerging a moment later with a shiny button pinned to her shirt- ASTERIX FOREVER!*

[Kailita]

Oooh...*is momentarily distracted by Rhi's shiny pretty button*...:eek:

*Ducks off to relieve herself :o...but will return! :D Wants a pretty button...*

[Rhiannon]

*sets about making a button for Kaia in her absence*

[Kailita]

*Reappears from the corner in the back, happily un-full and ready to go!* :D *Spots the new button...* :eek: *Pounces!*

More glitter, Rhi, more glitter! More glitter!

*Seizes the glitter and shakes it spastically, getting the shiny silvery glitter everywhere, including all over herself and Rhi.* :o;) *Shakes so much glitter out that the ASTERIX FOREVER! can hardly be read...*


Oops. :o

:rolleyes:

:D

*Picks glitter out of her hair* Hmm...*is reminded of dandruff...*

[Dragon]

hmmm....

~* likes the asterixeds and the wavy thingummers*~

~*will use them both*~:D :D :D

~*is very happy now, but cannot divuldge y....*~:D :D :D

[Rhiannon]

*scoops up heaps of glitter and tosses them in the air* Wheee! It's snowing! *seizes Kaia's hands and pulls her around under the still-drifting-down clouds of silver glitter*

[Dragon]

~*looks up*~

wait a sec, it's july!!!

[Rhiannon]

And?...Your point is? :D

*waltzes Kaia around beneath the glitter and croons happily about asterix*

[Dragon]

~*realizes that it's just glitter*~

oh.......

~*watches rhi and K waltz*~

[Kailita]

Ooh...

One two three, one two three...

*Counts out the beats to the waltz and spins around contentedly under the steadily falling glitter-snow* :)

*Notices D's combination of astericks (how do you spell that? *Needs her dictionary*) and wavy things (what do you call those?)...* Wow... *Is in awe* :)

*Is distracted* :eek:

Rhi, I need you to lead, I have no idea what I"m doing here. :o:rolleyes:

[Rhiannon]

I always lead, my sisters have been making me be the boy my whole life...one and two and one and two...I never got to be Maid Marian, I always had to be Robin Hood because I was big enough to carry them...one and two and one and two and...but I refused to be Little John. That would have just been insulting...one and two...

[HobbitGirl]

*randomly runs around, giving people hugs, crying the whole time*

*wanders out of the submarine, eyes glazed over distractedly and shrink-wrapped in tears*

[Kailita]

*Listens to Rhi's fascinating history of always being the boy while she tries to keep up with the steps*

Yes, Little John would have been slightly insulting. :rolleyes: I wonder if this could have some kind of psychological twist later in life...hmm...

*Is taken aback at HG's seemingly fit of tears and hugs*

:confused:

Don't worry, HG, we will still be here when you get back! We'll miss you until August 16, though. :(

[Rhiannon]

*bows to Kaia as the music ends* Thank you, m'lady *grins*

[Dragon]

psh. I'm always a boy too. but then, we all are in our games...the games we did play...we don't anymore...

whenever I dance w/ my lil bro, I'mm always the boy and he is the girl, so I end up dipping and spinning him a lot. it's lots of fun to watch other ppl having 2 walk backwards and trust younot to drop them heheh:D

[mr underhill]

This topic.. still ALIVE ?

i've created a monster.

[Dragon]

~*gasp!:eek: *~

Mr. Underhill!!!

~*bows 2 mr underhill*~

it has been a long time, sir maker, will u not stay and join in our merriment?

[Dragon]

*pulls the submarine out of the water*

it is the lair!!!!!!!!!!!!!

commence the wackiness!!!

[stizzle]

random fact.............most people say im a dude,but on the inside im a girl...........yup

[Dragon]

randomomity?:confused: :confused: :confused:

the lair must not leave the page!!!!!!!!!!

[stizzle]

random thaught...i like random things...and i like"invading" places like this one

[Dragon]

you know what?

this thread has to live.

it cannot die

the submarine lair must not sink.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

to think what would become of the world if it sank!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Rhiannon]

You're right! Everyone sing!

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE! A YELLOW SUBMARINE! A YELLOW SUBMARINE! WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE! A YELLOW SUBMARINE! A YELLOW SUBMARINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragon]

nonononononononononononNONONO!!!!

ok, anythingbut that song!:eek: :eek:

[Kailita]

Why? :D I heart that song. Yay for the Beatles!

But I agree, this thread is much too GOOey to die. It has the GOO spirit...crazy and random.

So...what shall we do with it?

[Arebeth]

D, you have something against the Beatles???:D

*sings with everyone, when everyone is fed up begins with Lady Madonna and then starts to listen to the best of (which she knows by heart)*

[Rhiannon]

I LOVE THE BEATLES! Wooohooo!

[Dragon]

no, I just don't like that song:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Kailita]

Why? It's perfectly lovely. :)

Personally, I like the song about the Blackbird by the Beatles...

[Rhiannon]

Penny Lane, one of my favorite songs ever. It just makes me happy. *sings* On Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs of every head he's had the pleasure to-o know...

[Kailita]

Oh wow, me too! You just can't help being happy when you're singing Penny Lane...or Hey Jude, as crazy as it is. :rolleyes::D

Na...
Na...
Na...

Na na na na! Na na na na! Hey Jude!

:D