Bombadil's Adventures

[Aragorn12345]

In this thread prtend to be Tom Bombadil and write down his adventures.

"Golberry I'm going out today to..."

[omnipotent_elf]

have a dance with a troll ( hey it's light-hearted)

[Aragorn12345]

I won't be back till...

[Aulë]

"I find some bread rolls...."

[omnipotent_elf]

"as the trolls demand a toll of bread rolls"

[Aragorn12345]

"O! Over the hill
dilly, dilly, dill, I'm off to find some bread rolls,
lally, lally, lala, In the face of fear I just go HA!!!!
Oh the trees are merry, terry, terry,terry
Oh, the sun is beaming,gleaming, reaming, teaming
O! Across the meadow...

(sorry It's not good)

[de_uda]

*Hums along to the merry little tune.*

[Ol'gaffer]

lalla laa. what do I see?
if it isn't three little pigs, sitting in a tree!

[omnipotent_elf]

la la la la la

well isnt it good of thee
to carry a tune of thy tree
and good of u to see
those three little pigs being attacked by a troll
who loves his bread rolls
and has a pig shaped mould
for those dwarves who cant pay the toll

[de_uda]

(Dwarf Talking).

But, i can't pay the toll,
Cause I already bought a roll.
And I didn't know,
You had to pay to go,
Through this forest of snow........
To see the troll's puppet show!

(Decides it is snowing because snow rhymes well).
(Also decides that the troll is putting on a puppet show because it rhymes good too).

[omnipotent_elf]

so bombadill goes to see the trolls only to fund they are turned to stone

la la la la la

the trolls have turned to stone
and now there is no dwarf bone
in fact u can throw a cone
onto their head of stone

someone else can finish this off!

[de_uda]

(dwarf still talking)

But if the trolls are turned to stone,
Someone pass me the phone,
Cause i need to go home,
Because my wife's all alone.

So the show was called off,
And now the dwarf has a cough,
Cause he wen't through the snow,
To see the puppet show.

(bombadil)

I'll cure that,
Mr dwarf in a hat,
With a pat to the back,
You'll return to the track.

[omnipotent_elf]

but if he goes back to the track
he will find a nazgul with a baseball bat
and if u bother him u shall get a whack
'cause he is sick of being bothered like that

the bat is more like a club
that he managed to steal from a thug
even after the thug wanted a hug
the nazgul squashed him like a bug
and the thug is now part of a rug

[Ol'gaffer]

And on I will go,
Singing as I do so,
I shall walk this merry road on whi-
HEY!! What Ho!
Prancing around like a ninny
throwing a stone,
on my road!

(No one ever said the bombadill made any sense what-so-ever.)
:D

[Aragorn12345]

O nonsense is Jolly
Saneness is Folly
Tra La La Lolly
Rubbish is neat
I like to repeat
Normal is overated
boring is out dated
O nonsense is jolly...

:D

[omnipotent_elf]

what is life without nonsense
i ask people with some sense
but all they cared was how much
money they had in cents

but what is life
if it is possesed
by people whose only thought is strife
caused by the money they so carfully caress

so i declare to thee
that money is not what we need
and that Normal is overated
and boring is out dated

and as such
i do declare
that nonsense is jolly