Snaga and Wonko are ENGAGED (and now MARRIED)!!

[Snaga]

Some of you may know... some of you may not...

Wonko and Snaga are engaged!

Yes, we are getting married! For real. I do not mean a forum marriage... an on-line role-play or anything like that. We really are getting married!

We are both very happy about it!:) That really doesn't tell you anything about just how happy....

I asked Wonko in Seattle, and she said yes without hesitation! Yay!

Then I bought her a ring. (Which we refer to as 'The Precious'!;)) Then next day I had to fly home... that was the worst journey ever. The fact that we are currently in different countries is not good, but we will be spending our lives together very happily! So that makes everything right...

We couldn't say anything straightaway because there was the small matter of telling families, etc. But since we both have so many friends here, and we met because of the forum, it seems only right to announce it here.:)

And to say thank you to TTF... members, mods and WM ... *aware of impending gushing... decides to stop...* :D

[Celebthôl]

YAY! YAY!! YAY!!!

im so pleased for you guys CONGRATULATIONS guys!!! i hope u live the best lifes and i hope u guys are excedingly happy with each other!

Thôl

[Viewman]

congratolation :) Im happy to hear that some one can find there real love :) Maybe it will happen for me a day *G* :D:D

[Húrin Thalion]

Congratulations, both of you!

Húrin Thalion

[Nenya Evenstar]

Congrats, congrats, congrats! That is the most exciting thing I've heard for months on this forum! :D Best of wishes, you guys!

[GuardianRanger]

I don't know you guys well, I've only joined the forum in the last couple of weeks, but:

I think stories like this are really cool.


Best of luck.

[Rangerdave]

Bless this day,
pinnacle of life,
Husband joined to wife.
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day.


To be happy, and forever,
You must see your wish come true.
Don't be careful, don't be clever.
When you see your wish, pursue.
It's a dangerous endeavor,
But the only thing to do




Just a few lines of hope and advice.
May you find all the happiness and bliss you deserve.

RD

[Beorn]

Congratulations! That's great for both of you!

[Frodorocks]

Yay! I'm so happy for you! See Wonks, you will get to live in England!:D You did it all on your own without my bad help. I'm proud of you!:)

[Khamul]

Better buy two computers. :D Seriously, congratulations.

[Turgon]

Yes - congratulations guys! And good luck! Minas Morgûl for the honeymoon I take it...;)

[Tar-Ancalime]

I think that kicks ass..but you knew that LOL! and to think what jealous people tried to stand in the way!

[Carantalath]

Wow, congratulations! I don't know either of you but I hope you're very happy together.

[EverEve]

OMG! Hell yah! You guys realized I nearly passed out when I saw this, right? Got waayyyy too excited there! CONGRATULATIONS! I think this calls for a party! Yay, nay? Way to go Snags! Good choice! And, Congrats, Wonks, you lil fox, you!!!

[HobbitGirl]

Wow, guys! This is amazing! Congratulations!

So, when's the big day? :D

[Mablung]

Congrats both of you :D

[Eirien]

Hey!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! yea so whens the bug day??? wait isn't Wonko only 19???? how old are u snaga???

[Goldberry344]

im not sure, but he looks about 23! :D

and YAY for WONKS! my buddy ol pal! you'll be british, for real. yay for you two!

[MacAddict]

I regret that i don't really know either of you very well:( , but no-the-less, CONGRATS!!! May you both "Live long and prosper" together:D . What Sting said "buy 2 comps".

~MacAddict

[Asha'man]

Hate to be the proverbial "wet blanket", but just how long have you two known each other, anyway? Seems like only a couple months to me, and I don't think the decision to spend the rest of your lives together can be made in that short a time.

:rolleyes:

Ash

[FREEDOM!]

Ok, congrats i guess i have too do this *hands Snaga the keys to wonks fan club* CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!

But i think you guys are rushing this a bit!

Not to be negative or anything!

[FREEDOM!]

Hey guess what guys! They can tape the wedding and post the ceremony on here!!

[HLGStrider]

Congrats... gosh...
You guys will have a heck of a time warding off weird looks when you tell people how you met...

Well, he was this Orc on the Tolkien forum...

[Aulë]

Yay! for Snaga!
Yay! for Wonks the Fox!
Yay! for TTF

Congratulations guys, you two are a match made in heaven!
Hopefully once Wonks has learned all there is to know about cricket, I'll be able to have that in depth conversation with her about it!

btw, where are you having the wedding?
Britain or America?

So many decisions....:p

[Niniel]

Wow! This is really great! Congratulations both of you!!!!!

[Legolam]

Congratulations guys. Snaga's a great orc, and I'm sure he's not THAT mean :p. I wish you every happiness together (and I want an invite to the wedding ;) )

:)

[Snaga]

Thank you all of you.:) You are all so kind.:)

Thol: We ARE exceedingly happy. I don't have the words to tell you.
Viewman: I'm sure it will!
Hurin: Thanks!
Nenya: Its exciting for you? How do you think I feel?!
GuardianRanger: Thanks - see ya around!
RangerDave: Your poem is sweet and appreciated. "Don't be careful, don't be clever" - no danger of that!
Beorn: Thanks!
Frodorocks: Yay! Wonko insists she's not doing this for the passport!
Khamul: Good and practical advice! If you start seeing 'Snaga says...' in Wonks' posts, or 'Wonks says....' in mine, then you know we've only got one!
Turgon: But Minas Morgul is too close to home! I think we might go to sunny Tolfalas!
Tar: Jealous people...?!;)
Carantalath: Thanks!
Eve: *passes smelling salts* Party!! Yeah!
HobbitGirl: Thanks. We haven't got a date yet. So many things to work out! This makes moving out of Bag End look like a breeze. But it will be in about 18 months. A long engagement is the nearest we are likely to get to being sensible!
Mablung: Thanks!
Eiren: Thanks! Lets just say I think Goldie may be dyslexic!
Goldie: Thank you! You're my friend for saying that!
MacAddict: Thank you! Catch you on AIM or Messenger some time?:)
Asha'man: Yes you are a wet blanket! You are also only saying the same thing that others have said, out of concern and honesty. I'd say the same to others in the same position. But we KNOW its right. So the opinion of others doesnt count for much!
FREEDOM!: No need to give me the keys. I dont want to be her fan, I want to marry her. Fans never get to marry their idol... they get arrested for stalking;) Perhaps we'll set a webcam up in the church?!;)
Elgee: You are so right! It started in the jewellers when we went to look for a ring. They were like 'How did you guys meet?' And we just looked at each other and then both said: 'You don't need to know!!'
Pippin_Took: I'm betting my sister will volunteer to instruct Wonks in the finer points of the noble game. After all she bought me a ticket to the Edgbaston test match this summer for my Christmas present! England or America... umm ... both?!
Niniel: Yes its REALLY great! Yay!
Legolam: Thank you! The wedding could just be the ideal excuse for another British Army road-trip, right?!:D

[DGoeij]

Say what?

At first I thought this could be a genuine Forum Prank, but I can't believe you would do anything like this, so:

GONGRATULATIONS!

I do hope the bachelors party at the Tween Guild will be one to remember, or one I won't be able to remember.:D

And do make sure you guys have two computers before you start looking for a home.:p

[ltas]

*gasp* Can fairytales really come true?!!

I haven't had the pleasure of getting to know either of you better, but how can one not congratulate someone, if something so wonderful has taken place?

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Where's the blushing bride?

[menchu]

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAYYY!!!!
:confused:
:eek:*
:o
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!

*(and that is not an 'eek', I didn't know 'eek' was bad till yesterday, by the way)

[Gil-Galad]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!
I am sure you will be happy together and someday when you have kids...................make them Tolkien fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


P.S-Snaga1,be careful at the bachelor's party;) :p :cool:

[Thomas Baggins]

WOW!!! that's amazing!! Congratulations you guys. hope you have a good life together!

[Éomond]

Yeay for both of you! *tear* that's soooooo wonderful! I'm soooooooo happy for both of you guys! I hope (actually I know) you guys will love and be together forever! Aways love each other! Once again, that's great guys!

[Frodorocks]

I don't remember which thread it was, this one or the Oh My God Guess Who's Here Thread(or whatever it was called), that someone said that Snaga looked too old for Wonks, but I don't think he is and I don't think it matters. Even if Snaga was Forty Two, he'd still be Wonko's secret to Life, the Universe, and Everything.:D

[Goldberry344]

*starts singing*
"he is an orc, she is a girl, can i get any more obvious?
he killed hobbits, she drank beers, what more can i say?
he was an orc man, she was a drunk girl,
they met on TFF they sat WTF,
now they're getting marriiiieeeeeddd"

yay. go me.

[FREEDOM!]

Originally posted by Frodorocks
I don't remember which thread it was, this one or the Oh My God Guess Who's Here Thread(or whatever it was called), that someone said that Snaga looked too old for Wonks, but I don't think he is and I don't think it matters. Even if Snaga was Forty Two, he'd still be Wonko's secret to Life, the Universe, and Everything.:D

That was me! and that was a mistake! I once again am sorry!

[Asha'man]

Originally posted by snaga1
Thank you all of you.:) You are all so kind.:)
Asha'man: Yes you are a wet blanket! You are also only saying the same thing that others have said, out of concern and honesty. I'd say the same to others in the same position. But we KNOW its right. So the opinion of others doesnt count for much!


I noted in one of the other personal responses that you plan on a long engagement, 18 months or so. In that case, I'll have to dry myself out and say congratulations. :)

Ash

[Arvedui]

I'll just congratulate both of you anyhow.

I hope all the best for your coming life together. May there be years and years of happiness, and may Eru and the Valar walk with you.:)

[Nóm]

Wow... that's a really neat thing. I am happy for both of you guys and I wish you the best!

[legoman]

Haha, I'm sure I've mentioned this but congrats and I agree with anything anyone said above, oh except that bit where snaga said he wanted to marry wonko, cos thats not really my scene.

hehe

see you guys at the party (english side of the atlantic of course).

Good luck.

[Eledhwen]

May you have a long and happy life together and may your anklesnappers never bring you grief.

Here's a painting by one of mine (my oldest daughter) which I post in celebration of your betrothal; the view the groom gets when, while waiting, he glances back down the aisle. (It was really two little girls dressed up, but that's not appropriate!)

[tookish-girl]

And a very tookish congrats from me too!

May the stars shine out on your journey together.

Or maybe something more hobbity is more suitable:

Hooray, let's get in some ale

You know, we all want you to hve the wedding in England, don't you? Me and Leogman have big plans on wearing extremely apt outfits. Mahahahahahaha!

Be happy, you too!;)

[EverEve]

You know, just think: You can now officially say that LotR is the the thing that changed your life the most, and in the most bestest way. Cuz if neither of you like lotr, then you wouldnt have gone to our beloved TTF, and if you didnt come here, you wouldnt have met....Wow, I just had a almost-clever thought!

Best of Luck! The Grace of the Vala be with you, and may God bless you two! *tear*

[Ecthelion]

Cant believe it took me so long to find this thread! Hm.....Two evil people in the DL, one and orc, the other a girl, and somehow through drinking and killing they found eachother. I can see it now, Snaga and Wonks talking to their grandkids(maybe;) )

Snaga:"Yes it was about 50 years ago when we were youngens on the tolkien forum. Now did I tell you about my best Rp ever?"
Kids: "Yes grandpa only a thousand times."
Snaga: "well here it is for the 1001 time, it was a cold dark day in ME........."

LOL! Congrats you two!

[Wonko The Sane]

Alright, I haven't posted here yet and I feel I should. :) Maybe becuase it's MY ENGAGEMENT THREAD!
Anyway, first of all I'd like to say that reading this thread makes me cry! (In a good way)

I also want to say a quick thank you to WM for creating the forum.
I don't even want to THINK of what would have happened without it...
How would Snaga and I have met?! *shudders*
I'm glad the forum is here and I'm glad we have met.

Hooray for the first TTF wedding!

And I want to thank all of you.
Personally!
Here I go!

Thôl: Thank you so much! You have been such a great friend and nothing but supportive throughout the whole thing! Thank you so much for being there! Soon I'll be in England and I'll swing down south and we can meet up for real, ok?

Viewman: Thank you! And SHHH. You'll find it!

Húrin Thalion: Thank you! *hugs*

Nenya: Thank you, thank you, thank you! It's exciting for us too!! It's like a dream! Your well wishes mean soo much to me! Thank you!!!

GuardianRanger: I hope we get to know eachother better soon! Thank you so much!! I always liked stories like this too, and now I'm IN one! Soo nice. Thank you!

RD: Thank you so much. I was moved to tears when I read that. It's so sweet and...sweet...and...*tear* Thank you. I can't say anything else but thank you.

Beorn: Thank you! It IS pretty great for us! ;)

Frodorocks: Yes, I WILL get to live in England! But that's SOO not why I seduce...started dating him and eventually agreed to marry him! Thank you though! So much! *hugs*

Khamul/Sting: Snaga will buy one soon and I have my laptop. We're set! Thank you!

Turgon: Actually we were thinking someplace a little more tropical, maybe with a volcano or two. *dreams about honeymoons* yay!

Tar: Hehe. Jealous people. Hehe. You're so funny! You're the best! *laughs*

Carantalath: Thank you. I don't know you either but thank you just the same!

EverEve: *hugshugshugs* Thank you so much! You're so sweet! And if you nearly passed out hearing about it just imagine how faint I feel when I look at my left hand. ;) You can TOTALLY plan the party! Invite EVERYONE! Thank you so much!

Hobbit Girl: Thank you! It's amazing for us too! As Snaga has said the wedding will be sometime in the summer of 2004.

Mablung: Thanks, Mab! Notice I left the "Queen" bit off this time.

Eirien: Sometime in the summer of 2004, we haven't picked a date yet. And I'll be 20 in July. And yes, Snaga's right. Goldie is dysliexic.

Goldie: Thank you, buddy ol' pal! And yes! I'll be British! But I'll keep my American accent I think. Hehe. Silly dyslexic Goldie. You know you're like his new best friend for telling the forum he's 23 right?

MacAddict: Thank you! I hope to get to know you better! Though I am NOT a Star Trek fan Snaga is and I think he'll appreciate the "Live long and prosper" more than I do. And Yes. We've got the two comp thing covered. So long as he actually buys one.

Ash: I'll refer you to Snaga's comment. He said it all.
Basically I don't expect everyone to understand but like I told Nenya tonight...when you know you just know and there's no arguing with it. I love Snaga very much, and I know I want to spend the rest of my life iwth him. It's that simple. There's really no question about it. I can't change it...I can't stop loving him.

Strider(Aragorn: Hmm...I suppose to some it might seem like rushing, but we're having a long engagement...
And anyway...we want to spend the rest of our lives together. That won't change if he asks me now or two years from now...and we are eager to start "the rest of our lives" soon!
And we CAN tape the wedding with a digicam or something...if we HAD one...*hmmm*

Els: Yeah, uh huh...we were at this jeweler's looking for a ring and the guy was like, "So how did you meet? How long have you known eachohter?"
And I was like, "Um..." and Snaga was like, "Um..." and we were like, "We met a while ago...um...it's a long story...yeah. Yeah. It's..well...we don't need to talk about it. You don't need to know..yeah...let's just buy the ring, ok?" Hehe.
It's weird telling people.
Me: I'm engaged.
Friend: To whom? Where did you meet him? How old is he? Where does he live?!
Me: Um...well....that's a funny story really...
:D

Pippin_Took: Hehe. You'll just make fun of English Cricket! Anyway, I think Snaga's sister wants to give me a lesson. Oh can I take this time here to say, "YAY SNAGA'S SISTER!!!" She's so cool! Yay! Anyway...Yeah. Soon we can chat about Cricket.
And we're having two ceremonies. One here in the US and one in England. That way all our people can come.

Niniel: Thank you, Niniel!

Legolam: Thank you! And he IS a great orc! And if Tookish and Legoman are coming you are SOO coming too!

DGoeij: NO WAY! I am way above pulling pranks and hoaxes to get attention! Not about something as serious as this! This engagement is as real as the expensive bill for the engagement ring! We really are getting married! I mean it! Hehe. And if Snaga's getting a bachelor party THAT exciting I want a bachelorette party just as bad! And we DO have two computers. :rolleyes: Or will as soon as Snaga buys one.

Itas: Yes they can! And this feels like a fairy-tale! I never dreamed I'd be allowed to be so happy! Thank you! (Oh, and I'm right here...pacing and worrying about how to effectively answer such a LONG thread!

Menchu: *hugs* Thank you, hun! You're so great! So funny! I laughed so loud when I read that outloud to Snaga on the phone the other night! You're so funny! Wee! Thank you! Thank you so much!

Gil-Galad: :) Yes. Our kids will kind of HAVE to be Tolkien fans. Kid: "How did you and daddy meet?" Me: "Well, there's this book..." Hehe. P.S.-He'll be careful if he knows what's good for him. *ponders* I wonder if he'll get strippers....hmm...*giggles*

Thomas Baggins: Thank you! So do we!!!

Eomond: When I read this outloud to Snaga I was crying..it's so sweet. Thank you...thank you so much. We WILL be together and love eachother forever...and it's so sweet of you to say that...so nice. Thank you so much! *tears up again*

Frodorocks: Even if Eomond's post hadn't made me cry yours certainly would have!!! I cried...and cried...and it was so sweet. He IS my answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. But he's NOT 42. Although we did start dating-ish in the 42nd week of last year.

Goldie: I tried to sing that song to Snaga while reading the thread to him over the phone but I couldn't. Your songs are great. They're hilarious! Mwah and hugs!

S(A: Apology accepted! *hugs* Friends?

Ash: Thank you! We appreciate it! Anyway, aren't you more comfortable now that you're dry?

Arvedui: Aaww...thank you! Thank you!!! Yay! We've had Eru and the Valar invoked in our honor! That's so great! YAY!

Nom: Thank you, former-Confusticated!

legoman: Yeah, I doubt Snaga would like it if you said you wanted me to marry you as well. Thanks! I can't wait for that party!!

Eledhwen: Thank you so much! And your daughter is very talented! That's a beautiful painting! Nice brush strokes! I love to paint. She did a great job!

Tookish: Thank you! A round of ale and congratulations for everyone! And we're having two ceremonies. One in America and one in England. So yay! What are you going to wear though? Please no chicken costumes...no horses either ok? And we will be happy. Deliriously so.

EverEve: It's true, Eve! Withouth Lord of the Rings who knows WHAT would've happened!!! I used to make fun of geeks who met at Star Wars conventions or on fan based websites...now I'm one of them! AAH! And btw, you're making me cry!

Ecthelion: We are in the Dark Legion, but I am an elf. Not a girl. A female elf..but not a girl in the human sense of the word. But yeah...I'm still working out how to tell my FRIENDS where we met! I don't think I can handle thinking far enough ahead to grandkids. Thank you!

Thank you everybody! Your kindness and well wishes mean so much! Everyone's being so nice! This thread makes me cry! YAY! Thank you so much.
Thank you soo much!

I'm attaching a blurry picture of The Precious. It's a white gold band with two side-ways facing marquise diamonds as sidestones and a round cut diamond in the middle. But in the picture it's blurry and it looks like some kind of topaz or blue-something.

[Merry]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, congratulations!!

I can confirm that Snaga is a great guy and Wonko will be well looked after.

Yay for lurve....

[Eledhwen]

When you buy the wedding rings, you'd better chuck them in the fire first (just to make sure!).

[Tar-Ancalime]

Pretty! That jealous person hasn't been back awhile....hey....if you make the wedding like later...I could be matron honor...hahhahahaha

[Aulë]

Wonks, maybe S(A will agree to be the flower-boy? :D

[FREEDOM!]

Yes, we can be friends Wonko!;) :D :D :p

Pippin_Took: that won't work. I won't be able to make it to their wedding, unfortunately!:mad: :mad: My parents don't even know i am on this forum.

Tar-Ancalime: when you say jealous guy do you mean me??
Cause i am jealous, cause there is not a better couple than these two fine people we have here! They are both extremely lucky!

[Frodorocks]

Aww, that's so sweet Freedom.:) Wow Wonks, you met on the 42 ish week of the year?:D Kind of freaky in a good sort of way. You all are almost making me cry, I'm so happy for Wonks and Snags.

[Nenya Evenstar]

Gosh! I think everyone's crying by this time! :p So happy! Your ring is beautiful, Wonks! Just gorgeous! *is happy*

[tookish-girl]

Pretty pretty ring, Wonko!

No, no chicken or horse costumes for me and legoman, something to do with hobbits and elves I think. We liked the idea of dressing everyone up as they're characters from the forum. The idea of dancing round dressed as a hobbit amuses me and we all want to see the bridegroom being an orc as he walks you down the aisle.
Ah the romance!

[ILLOTRTM]

Ok, well, first off I apologize for not posting in this sooner. Second I apologize for never really taking the time to officially introduce myself to you guys. As for something you probably don't know, I have watched you two, Snaga and Wonks, as you've met and progressed in your relationship. I must say I'm impressed with and proud of how far you guys have really gotten with all of this. I wish you both all the best, and I want you to know you're in my thoughts.

Best of luck to you, I mean everything I've said in this post from the bottom of my heart.

~Cora

[Samwise_hero]

So the fox is getting married! CONGRATS! That's great guys. I happy for you. So that love bug is still around somwhere. =D.
I wish you all the happiness in the world (Tolkien's and ours). Best Wishes and God Bless
Samwise_Hero

[Éomond]

Your guy's ring looks great!=D
=]

[Goldberry344]

hehe! yay for songs! *sigh* wonks, when you get married you'd still better sing silly songs with me. and yay for the ring! its sooooo perdy! *tear*

[Tar-Ancalime]

I dont mean you, this person is first off female....secondly...well she will remain safely undisclosed

[HLGStrider]

Els... sigh... like that.

THROW THE RINGS IN THE FIRE, MY PRECIOUS!

[Aulë]

Wonks, make sure you keep an eye out for YayGollum!
And remember-
Keep it secret!
Keep it safe!

(bleh- that makes no sense it all!)

[Arathin]

Oh my!!! I wish I had known about you guys earlier. Big Congrads!!! You two know I love ya both. You will be great together. Fabulous Precious!!!! I would personally pay to see Snaga dressed up at an Orc at the wedding!!!!! LOL!!!!

[Rangerdave]

Note to the engaged Orc,

Before she gets to the UK, make sure to stop by the Agent Provocateur shop and pick up something appropriate for the British climate

:)

RD

[Legolam]

something appropriate for the British climate Yay for thermal undies!!! :D

[Snaga]

Note to self.... Go to Agent Provocateur and buy thermal undies... * wonders if that's what David Beckham bought Posh Spice when he went there * * shudders *

Legolam: Thermal undies are not required. England isnt cold like Scotland! A raincoat might be more suitable. I've not been to that shop, so I don't know if they sell them

RD: Thank you! You know you are at a friendly forum when the mods give you this sort of advice!

Arathin: You rock too! Dressed up as an orc? You make it sound like something I wouldn't normally do. I'm polishing my armour now!:D

Pippin_Took: That post makes more sense than you can guess, but is a little late in coming. Wonks like to scare me by randomly saying... 'Oh no... I just dropped the precious down the toilet ...' or similar!:rolleyes:

Elgee: Bad advice! Bad advice!

Tar: Shh!

Goldie: Yay for Wonks singing... Yay for the ring? But which is prettier?

Eomond: Thanks. Thats a bad picture to judge from. But it is very pretty! You've no idea the stress we had in choosing it.

Sam_wise Hero: Thanks! Its nice to hear things like this from people I've not really spoken to too much. I appreciate it.

ILLOTRM: Hi Cora! Watching us, huh? In a good way I hope!;) Seriously, thank you, that's really nice

tookish: Ignore Wonks' suggestion. This was my friend's suggestion. She first wanted a chicken wedding, but we said no. Then she suggested horses instead (with ugly people at the back!)... Crazy girl!

Nenya: Yay!

Frodorocks: Yeah the 42-ish week... as in not the 42nd week!

FREEDOM: Yay! Can we be friends too?!

Pippin_Took: don't even go there!

Tar: No... and shh!! I think Wonks decides on that sort of thing!

Eledwhen: NOOOO! Bad idea! Hurting the Precious with nassty fire!

Merry: Why thank you

[Aerin]

Congratulations to both of you. I hope you have a wonderful life together. :)


Quick word about the volcanoes thing - don't get carried away with the Precious! ;)

[FREEDOM!]

Sure we can be friends! I will keep in mind what you said to me on AIM if you keep in mind what I told you.;) :D

[Anamatar IV]

What an age we live in;)

congradulation, you guys!:D

[Nevavarein]

CONGRATULATIONs although i dont even know you gus, but still this is veryexciting. I wish you the best of luck. :) :D

[Nefmariel]

GREAT! Good for you guys! Oh this is great! Well best of Luck to all of you guys!

[Tar-Ancalime]

Snag: How dare you order the dark queen to shut up!;) ;) :p ;) ;)

[legoman]

Snaga...You said 'no' to a chicken wedding???? whats wrong with you???? do you realise how much fun you've missed due to your far too sensible nature, a chicken wedding. It'd be like the ultimate dream - hehe. Yeah, so no ones ever gonna marry me, I don't care, hurray for chinkens!

[Legolam]

Do chinkens taste as good as chickens? :confused: Will they make someone more likely to marry you?

[Goldberry344]

well, snags, you're supposed to say that wonks is perdier, and so i SHOULD say that the ring is, but that would be mean. so we can aggree on wonks, though we know that im supposed to think the ring is...?

[Snaga]

I meant out of the ring and Wonk's singing! Of course Wonks herself isn't so much 'perdy' as dazzlingly beautiful...

Thanks Aerin! Good advice! At last... everyone else wants it thrown into the fire!:mad: :rolleyes:

Anyway Legoman, it was actually Wonks who vetoed the chicken wedding idea. I was drunk when my friend suggested it, and it sounded good to me. As you're taken by the idea, how about you dress up as a chicken even though noone else does?

Tar: oops! Sorry! I don't know what madness was upon me! *grovels*

FREEDOM!: Done and done!

Neva, Nef and Anamatar: thanks to you all!:)

[legoman]

Originally posted by Legolam
Do chinkens taste as good as chickens? :confused: Will they make someone more likely to marry you?

damn these 'typos' I really need to slow down, I'm getting a lot of these recently and not all of them are as laughable as this one!!! grrr.

As you're taken by the idea, how about you dress up as a chicken even though noone else does?

Do-oo-on't tempt me frodo!

[Frodorocks]

Comes as a chicken, but make sure that there's lots of little chips or chinks out of the costume. :D Then you could be a chinken!:rolleyes: :)

[EverEve]

Yay! The threads finally started!

Yall, the party is in the light hearted rpg's section. The title's pretty obvious, so if you cant figure it out, I dont hold out much hope for you. ;)

So...go there!

Ps...Its called "The Engagement Party for Wonko and Snaga", for lack of a better name. ;)

EDIT:

Oh, yah, I forgot to mention. Bring a present. ;)

[Tar-Ancalime]

just kidding

[Eriol]

Posted by Wonko

when you know you just know and there's no arguing with it.

Posted by Snaga

But we KNOW its right. So the opinion of others doesnt count for much!

I believe a marriage that is founded on ANY OTHER reasons than yours is foolish! Congratulations to you, and cherish this feeling forever, as well as this moment! DON'T FORGET!


"For it is the doom of Men that they forget..."

(No, not a Tolkien quote, it is Merlin in "Excalibur")

[legoman]

Originally posted by Frodorocks
Comes as a chicken, but make sure that there's lots of little chips or chinks out of the costume. :D Then you could be a chinken!:rolleyes: :)

or then I could go as chicken and chips...

[Frodorocks]

I could reply to that and say, " as opposed to fish and chips?" but that would be spam.:D So instead, Yay for the engagment party! Come one, Come all!

[Glory]

:eek:
a little late but CONGRATS!!!!!!!

[chrysophalax]

Never a dull moment, I'm sure...Dragons tend to be cynical creatures, but where orc-lords and (sane?) Wonkos are involved, well! there's nothing more to be said!

[Snaga]

Pish! That sounds like disapproval, Chryss. Hopefully I'm mistaken. I'd like to say 'I value your opinion as a friend' but actually it changes nothing at all. To all those who congratulate and support us, we give our heartfelt thanks. To everyone else we say 'Pish!':) (Which doesnt mean your friendship is not appreciated of course!)

Yay Eriol... you get it!:D

Thanks Glory... its not too late!

And thanks to Eve... parties are GREAT!!:D

[Ice Man]

I'm suprised. I honestly didn't expect this to happen, but I'm very happy for you, although I don't know you two very well.

Well, I just want you guys to be happy and love each other.

Live and let live, love and let love!

My thoughts and best wishes follow you two and your families!

:D

[Elbereth]

This is a bit belated but I want to send my most heartfelt congratulations to the happy couple.

I have to admit I had my doubts. I have always been skeptical about love relationships over the internet, especially long distant relationships. But it is obvious you two proved me wrong.
It can be done and be successful.

Congratulations...I wish you a lifetime of happiness together!

[Glory]

I'm glad it's not too late
ohh yeah my blessing for the both
*trows blessings*
may the two of you have a long and happy life together!!!!!

[Celebthôl]

Thôl: Thank you so much! You have been such a great friend and nothing but supportive throughout the whole thing! Thank you so much for being there! Soon I'll be in England and I'll swing down south and we can meet up for real, ok?
Originaly posted by Wonks

Thanx Wonks i am 100% behind you all the way and you too Snags, and i always will be YAY!!!

Thôl

[Legolam]

So, is the wedding in the US or Britain??
make it Britain, make it Britain, make it Britain, make it Britain, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease

[Aulë]

I think that Wonks said that there would be two weddings....

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
Pippin_Took: Hehe. You'll just make fun of English Cricket! Anyway, I think Snaga's sister wants to give me a lesson. Oh can I take this time here to say, "YAY SNAGA'S SISTER!!!" She's so cool! Yay! Anyway...Yeah. Soon we can chat about Cricket.
And we're having two ceremonies. One here in the US and one in England. That way all our people can come.

[Legolam]

Thanks! I'm a lazy dunce who never reads all these pages :rolleyes:

[Celebthôl]

HAHA noone reads all the posts on any thread even this amazing one ;)

Also Legolam if you are indeed the Fusball queen then i challange you to a match as i think i am the king of it ;) :D do you accept?

Thôl

[Ithrynluin]

Wow, this is wonderful news!

ALL THE BEST TO YOU GUYS! CONGRATULATIONS!


:) :) :)

[Kellivara]

Originally posted by Asha'man
Hate to be the proverbial "wet blanket", but just how long have you two known each other, anyway? Seems like only a couple months to me, and I don't think the decision to spend the rest of your lives together can be made in that short a time.

:rolleyes:

Ash


k I haven't read past this yet so es-kuse me if some1 already said this: I really have to disagree with that. I knew within the first week I met my bf I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him, and even a DAY is enough time for that decision if they know their love is true!



*edit* ok, now I've read the whole thread, and sowwy if I offended ne1, but my opinion still stands:D but anyway, CONGRATS WONKS N SNAGS!!!! An hey u 2, think of it this way, you guys give a bit of extra hope to all those ppl who are in an online relationship, lol, and you also help prove all the ppl who continuously lecture them wrong.

lmao, I mean that very literally, I have a friend that, without fail, lectures me every time I see her about internet stalkers, I usually end up saying something along the lines of: "well not EVERYONE is an online stalker! SHEESH!! there are PLENTY of succesfull online relationships!!!" then I get up and walk off:rolleyes: lmao, but there's no way in hell she could ever get thru to me anywayz:D dear god I am rambling waaaaaaaay too much!!!!!!!

but all I have really have to say is this: CONGRATS!!!!

and, of course, if anyone stands up at your wedding(s) when the preacher/reverend/priest/whatever asks if anyone has any objections and seriously tries to stop the wedding, can I kill them again after the two of you have already tortured and beheaded him/her?:D *edit*

[Gil-Galad]

Wonks,when will be the wedding?:confused: ...........and will TTF members be invited?:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Glory]

I would go if i could....
Originally posted by Celebthôl
HAHA noone reads all the posts on any thread even this amazing one ;)

Also Legolam if you are indeed the Fusball queen then i challange you to a match as i think i am the king of it ;) :D do you accept?

Thôl
I did......I read all the pages ;)
silly huh? yep I know silly is my middle name..
(well actually it isn't :p )

[Nenya Evenstar]

I would go if I could too...only I don't know either of you that well. :p
I did......I read all the pages
I read them as well. I always read all the pages! :o :D

[Aulë]

Likewise!
I waste over an hour a day just going through all the posts that were put up overnight.
That's the problem with these large forums...:D

[Glory]

LOL even though is usless since you anyway are going to posts something else :rolleyes:

[Kellivara]

lol same here, I almst always read al the post:D:D:D

[Glory]

seems to me that we have nothing to do with our time :P

[Snaga]

Very possibly. Just in case anyone forgot... Snaga is gonna marry Wonks! Yay!:D :rolleyes:

I think some TTF members will be invited to something... whether its the wedding or general festivities or what... I honestly don't know since we haven't got anything properly planned. I guess you will all understand why we won't be posting up all the times/dates/places on the forum and issuing a general invite! We might get... Harry Potter fans turning up. Or worse! * shudders *;)

[Aulë]

You might get *shudder* Star Wars fans and Trekkies!!!:eek:
Now that would ruin a wedding.....

:eek: Even worse!!! Tolkien fans!;)

[Wonko The Sane]

Whoa...so much to respond to.

Meep.
Here we go!

Merry Hugs! Thank you so much. You're right. Snaga is a great guy and he takes good care of me. :) *feels warm and fuzzy* Yay lurve. I lurve Snaga!

Eledhwen My dad has assured me, as I sit staring into the fire we sometimes keep in the fireplace, that real gold melts. ;) Hehe.

Tar We're not waiting for you to get married so that you can be my matron of honor! Anyway, I think my sister is going to do it. And she'll be my MAID of honor. Now if only my mum would stop trying to get my baby sister to not want to be our flower girl everything would be brilliant!

Pippin-Took No silly. My sister is the flower girl!

S(A No...she meant jealous girl...and anyway I wisely chose to ignore her references. It's not you she's talking about.

Roxy It wasn't exactly the 42nd week. But close enough for government work.

Nenya And you haven't even seen a good pic of the ring!!! I'll post one soon!

Tookish Yes, the idea of Snaga in orc gear would be amusing...but for the wedding? I dunno. Call me crazy but I don't really want my pictures to have me, normal save pointy ears, posed next to him with crazy orc masks and staples across his nose...
It might scare any future children we may have.

ILLOTRM Wow..I'm touched. That's so sweet. Thank you...so much. Wow...everyone's so nice!

Samwise_Hero Thank you...so much. All the happiness you wish us I assure you is ours. Nothing makes me happier than Snaga.

Eomond Thank you! You have no idea how much trouble we had finding it!!!

Goldie Of course I'll sing silly songs with you! Getting married won't make me boring! Just happy!!!

Tar Shhh!!

Els NO! That ring is NOT going in the fire!!

Pippin-Took I did have to keep it secret and safe for quite a while...the night we bought the ring we were meant to meet my mum for dessert. I was going to tell her then but it ended up I couldn't..
And so she didn't know for a while. It was kind of weird really...anyway it's a long story.

Arathin How MUCH would you pay to see Snaga dressed as an orc for the wedding? And thank you for your congratulations! :)

RD You know...this Agent Provacateur joke really confused me for a while. I get it now. And no, it wouldn' t have helped to have said Frederick's of Hollywood instead. I don't know what they sell either.

Legolam I own thermal undies already...for when we go to the mountains..and because INDIANA IS FREEZING IN THE WINTER!! (That's where I went to college.)

Snaga mentioned a raincoat. Hehe. I just bought one. It's black and shiny.
Hooray for my raincoat!!!!! BIG HOORAYS!!!!

Aerin He is OBSESSED with volcanoes. I'm going to make him take his ring OFF when we get anywhere within throwing distance of any volcanoes at any point in our travels around the world. ;)

S(A Not that I don't appreciate you looking out for me...but threatening to kill my fiance for any reason really doesn't sit too well with me. ;)

Anamatar IV What do you mean "What an age we live in?"

Nevavarein Thank you! Even though I don't know you: Thank you!

Nef Thanks! But luck has nothing to do with us. *Starts to sing "Love will keep us together" to a completely made-up tune of her own devising*

Legoman That may not be true...YOU want a chicken wedding...Snaga's friend wants one too. Maybe he should introduce you. But if it's the one I think it is you might have to go to the gym first. She only dates guys with six-pack abs.

Snaga... MWAH! *kisses him on the nose* I lurve you! ;)

Eriol *Warning: Mushy love stuff following* Thank you so much...but I could never forget and I know Snaga can't either. I am completely in love with him...and it's all I can do. I don't have a choice in the matter. And I will always love him. He is an amazing person...and I am so lucky to have him. You can bet I will cherish him every day of my life. He's so good. And he makes me want to be a better person. I won't forget. I never could forget.

Legoman Just a warning...but um...I might not like a guy in a chicken suit at my wedding...could you..you know...wear normal clothes instead?

Glory Thank you!

Chrys I'll take your post to mean that dragons are usually cynical, but that in our case only optimism and glad tidings for the future are in order! :D So thank you!!!

Snaga...I don't think Chrys was beind disapproving.

But I love it when you say "pish"!!! :)

Arcanjo Thank you. It's lucky you want us to be happy and love eachother cos we are and we do! Very much!

Elbe *Hugs* I don't know what else to say but thank you. I never dreamed anything like this could happen. But I'm glad it did. And I'm glad we have your congratulations and well wishes!

Glory *Catches blessings she has thrown* Thank you!

Thôl You are just so great! *hugs* I'll be in England a lot..and as soon as this month actually!! We should totally meet up so I can introduce you to the most wonderful man in the world! And so I can thank you properly. (ie in person!)

Kell Hugs!! Thank you so much! You're the best!

Gil-Galad I don't know exactly when the wedding will be, sometime in the summer of 2004.
And as Snaga said some TTF members will be invited...but putting out an open invitation to everyone might be a bit silly! ;)

Hey! I LIKE Harry Potter...AND Star Wars! And Snaga likes Star Trek.
That doesn't seem fair! Take it back Pip! ;)

[Anamatar IV]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane

Anamatar IV What do you mean "What an age we live in?"


meaning two people meeting and getting married over the internet of course.:)

[Wonko The Sane]

Aaah...yes.

Isn't this a wonderful age then?

I love my orcling!

[Glory]

*bows* ur welcome :D

ohh yes this is a wonderful age.. :p

[Aulë]

Sorry Wonks
*takes back what he said*
It's just that I could imagine your wedding turning into a Trekkie convention....;)
Oh dear.....I think too much....:rolleyes:

Oh, and I do hope that you have got around to telling your mother.:)

[Wonko The Sane]

Yeah, I told my mum.
She's crazy...
We won't talk abou it. :)
And there will be no Trekkie convention at my wedding!
I hate Trekkies.
Thank God Snaga's not one!

[Aulë]

*Imagines Snaga quickly removing all his Star Trek memorabilia out of his Trekkie room before Wonks arrives, and telling his Trekkie friends to stay away whilst Wonks is around*;)

[Glory]

*lol* yep that would be terrible :rolleyes:
*imagines snaga's face when he reads wonk's post*

[Wonko The Sane]

No...but he's really NOT a Trekkie...
And if for some reason I turned out to be wrong and he IS a Trekkie and he DOES have a Trekkie room I would love him anyway, and learn to accept his Trekkie-ness. :)

[Glory]

ohh ok he likes star trek but he is not a trekkie got it...

[Celebthôl]

hey i like star trek and im not a trekkie...it can happen (or were you not being sarcastic?), in which case i appologise...

[Glory]

No I wasn't sarcacastic; though it seems a little bit erm... I'm something of fan of star trek myself :rolleyes:

[Wonko The Sane]

Where's Snaga?
I miss him. :(
I'm going to see him in about three weeks!!!
I'm SOOO excited!!!

I just need to make some money so I can get the shoes I want for dressing up and things. :(

[Aulë]

He's probably getting everything ready for your arrival.:D
eg, cleaning up his place, washing his car, buying silk sheets, hiding all his blow-up love dolls....;)

[Jesse]

I just want to give my congratulations to Wonko and Snaga! May the LORD give you many bountiful blessings in your marriage! I'll be praying for you both. Again, congratulations!

[33Peregrin]

That is wondeful!!!!!!! I hope you guys are happy and love each other forever! This is so amazing and beautiful!! I hope you guys love each other for ever and ever. This is so great! It is one of the greatest things!!! Another reason why TTF is so great!! Happy marriage!!!!!!:D :D :D :)

[Eliot]

Congratulations Wonks and Snaga! I'm sorry I didn't post sooner (I just discovered this thread :D). Live long and happy lives together, both of you!!

[Gil-Galad]

Wonks,
we won't be at the wedding but will you post some photoes from it?It'll be a pleasure for all of us to see them:)

[Glory]

Originally posted by Gil-Galad
Wonks,
we won't be at the wedding but will you post some photoes from it?It'll be a pleasure for all of us to see them:)
i think they said they would...

[legoman]

Hey wonks, when are you coming over to jolly old england???

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Pippin_Took
He's probably getting everything ready for your arrival.:D
eg, cleaning up his place, washing his car, buying silk sheets, hiding all his blow-up love dolls....;)

:) I'm sure he'll clean his place and stuff...and you'll have to ask him about the silk sheets.
But he owns NOOOOO blow up dolls!!! I mean it!!

Shhh!!

Jesse: Thank you! :) I appreciate it soo much.

33Peregrin Thank you! We will love eachother forever and ever and ever. :)

Eliot My man! ;) Thanks for the well wishes! :) Haven't seen you on PC much lately...oh wait..that's my fault. Hehe. Thank you so much!! *hugs*

Yes, Gil-Galad, we will scan and post pictures when the time finally comes!

And Legoman, I'll be in England at the end of this month! :) My flight leaves Feb. 24th!!! Exciting!!!!
:) Snaga's already promised to let me meet you guys! ;)

[menchu]

*rattles off* Dammit, I thought you were coming to see your heritage something-something country, despite not knowing which part you come from!
Ahhh, okay, we'll have to leave that for later times...

[Wonko The Sane]

It's only three weeks! I don't have time to visit Spain!

:) But I will! Soon! Snaga's interested in seeing more of Spain as well! :)

[Gil-Galad]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
[B
Yes, Gil-Galad, we will scan and post pictures when the time finally comes!
[/B]
Hooray for Snaga1 and Wonks.

[Wonko The Sane]

That is...if the forum's still around then! ;)

[Frodorocks]

I hope it is! This forum's so great! Thank you webmaster!:D

[Wonko The Sane]

YES! Thank you WM! Without the forum I might never have met Snaga!

*sad to think of it*

[Frodorocks]

Wow, I never thought of that! That would be so weird, and sad. I think you two still would have met. You were destined to be together I think!

[Wonko The Sane]

We think so too...
But think of all the extra trouble it would have taken! ;)

[Frodorocks]

Yeah, maybe the fates would have arranged an earlier trip to England for you.:D

[Wonko The Sane]

True.
My friend Meghan has been planning this trip for a long time...
:) Maybe I would've bumped into him then.

[Halasían]

Hey! Congratulations Wonka & Snaga! I'm glad you both enjoyed Seattle and hope as well your futures will br bledssed with each other! :)

[Glory]

:) yep yep blessing for the couple =P tha t was defynitly meant to end together..

[Snaga]

My trekkiness is limited to owning a few Star Trek vids. And having a fondness for 7 of 9!;) But Wonks has assimilated me already... resistance was futile!

I have no Starfleet uniforms, phasers, or suchlike.

And my friends are more likely to be Doctor Who fans. That's Eddie and Mike. I think they own EVERY Dr Who vid. Mike, realising he had gone too far when he acquired a life-size K9 and suspended it from his ceiling did a side-ways move to Buffy, and bought every Buffy DVD within the space of a month. Eddie meanwhile is obsessed with a variety of random things, from the Dead Sea Scrolls to Elvis Costello. It cannot be fathomed...

You really had no need to know about any of that...

Thank you to all of you.:)

Whereabouts in Spain are you Menchu? I can get a free flight to Malaga.

[Jesse]

Just a question Wonko & Snaga:

When you first agreed to meet each other in person, weren't you concerned about security (address giving, etc.) and did someone come with you when you first met? They say you shouldn't give out personal info online....just curious how you guys handled that....

[Kellivara]

lol, although it's NOT really my place to answer.....I will anyway, lmao, cuz that's never stopped me before:p

there are somewhere between 3 & 5 ppl online who have my address, lol, and I have 5-6 adresses written down somewhere. After you talk to someone for a while, even online, and get to know them well enough, you get to where you either trust them with your life or don't trust them at all, so the security thing really isn't much of a problem, lol......but that may just be me......

and also I'm sure most ppl tak e at least SOME precautions......most ppl not meaning me btw......

lol and besides (and this is just my opinion btw) , if you love someone so much your life would be meaningless without them, then even if there was a chance that they were some psychotic killer, it would be worth the risk, 'cuz who wants a meaningless life? ...........omg that made no sense at all when I wrote it down...........................it sounded much better in my head.....but then again, nothing I ever say makes sense anywhere but my head...........so oh well:p :rolleyes: :p

[menchu]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
It's only three weeks! I don't have time to visit Spain!

:) But I will! Soon! Snaga's interested in seeing more of Spain as well! :)

'More of Spain'? *tick-tack-tick-tack...*
Aaaaaaaah! I just twigged Wonko is our most famous monument abroad! :) heehee

I agree with Kellivara there

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Jesse
Just a question Wonko & Snaga:

When you first agreed to meet each other in person, weren't you concerned about security (address giving, etc.) and did someone come with you when you first met? They say you shouldn't give out personal info online....just curious how you guys handled that....

Um, let's see.

Well Kell kind of hit on our attitudes.
I had his address at that point, and his cell number, and he had my cell number and home number.
I totally trusted him, I knew he was a good guy and I didn't have any qualms.
BUT...I knew that I hadn't been such a great judge of character in the past, and that I might be wrong.
I knew that theoretically at least.
My heart knew otherwise.

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by menchu
'More of Spain'? *tick-tack-tick-tack...*
Aaaaaaaah! I just twigged Wonko is our most famous monument abroad! :) heehee

I agree with Kellivara there

*laughs hysterically*

I MEANT MORE OF THE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!

[menchu]

Bah, I'll call you Snaggieland from now on.

May I ask how the telephone numbers interchange happened?

[Wonko The Sane]

When we first started talking I didn't have a cell phone so I gave him a payphone number near the school.

And then I did get a cell phone...and I was going to be away for a weekend or something and he gave me his cell phone number and I was like, 'Well it's just a cell phone...it's not like it's traced to my house or anything..." and so I gave him that too over IM.
And he sent me a really cute text message the next day or so. :)

[greypilgrim]

Hey, Wonks and Snaga! Congrats on marriage/wedding (don't know)! You guys met in Seattle? If you had to travel far, to get to meeting each other, then maybe that would be a little scary. But if it was something like out of Sleepless in Seattle, where they talked over the radio about their lifes or something, then what this means, I don't know.....

Originally posted by Jesse
Just a question Wonko & Snaga:

When you first agreed to meet each other in person, weren't you concerned about security (address giving, etc.) and did someone come with you when you first met? They say you shouldn't give out personal info online....just curious how you guys handled that....

I was gonna meet someone actually in Philly, never did, but we talked. It seemed like a safe enough place to me~a hotel!:D

Anyways, happy wedding to you guys, my twin sister just got married, everybody's getting married! What about babies?

[Aulë]

Yes, you HAVE to name them after members of this guild. ;)

Imagine the harrasment someone would get at school if their name was Yay_Gollum..... :D

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by greypilgrim
Hey, Wonks and Snaga! Congrats on marriage/wedding (don't know)! You guys met in Seattle? If you had to travel far, to get to meeting each other, then maybe that would be a little scary. But if it was something like out of Sleepless in Seattle, where they talked over the radio about their lifes or something, then what this means, I don't know.....



I was gonna meet someone actually in Philly, never did, but we talked. It seemed like a safe enough place to me~a hotel!:D

Anyways, happy wedding to you guys, my twin sister just got married, everybody's getting married! What about babies?

Actually he DID have to come far to meet me. 5,000 miles. He lives in England.
And I'm going to go visit him on Monday.

We also met in a hotel.

And no. No babies until I'm at least 26. My dad made me promise no grandkids until he's 50.

[menchu]

Oops, this passed me unnoticed till today...
Originally posted by snaga1
Whereabouts in Spain are you Menchu? I can get a free flight to Malaga.
Wow, Málaga. Dark shores and fond villages :)
However, no, it starts with 'm' too, but it is not other than the air-polluted, stressing, cosmopolitan capital Madrid. Well, actually a town nearby, famous for being the spot where our uprising against the French people began. So take care. :p

Good luck tomorrow you two! :) :) :)

[Wonko The Sane]

Woohoo! Madrid!!
:)

I wanna go there SOO badly!!

And yay! Thanks for the support! Flight leaves tomorrow!! SOO excited!

[greypilgrim]

Kelivara said life would be meaningless if you didn't meet a psycho killer..Maybe! Dudes, I'm writing a short story about this.

I would be a little scared, either way, you know what I'm saying, to go overseas even, to meet someone. But if nothing evil happenned, and you guys are happy, then cool!
And I have no problem meeting anyone anywhere, usually. Hotels are a different story.;) though. People are strange...
Pippin, no way would I name my kid something like that!;)

Have a safe trip.:)
Greypilgrim.

[legoman]

my sisters in madrid, right now....


damn it, leicester sucks!

[menchu]

Originally posted by legoman
my sisters in madrid, right now....

Really? Wow, she could come to see Pereza on Friday...

Yay, Wonks must be there, or flying over the ocean now!!!!! :D

[Aulë]

Yes, she would be there now.

They probably won't post on TTF for a few days.
I don't blame them, they've probably got plenty of more important things to do.

[ms Greenleaf]

Hey Wonks name one of the munchkins after me Charmiana call it Charmer for short... maybe

anyway for the members who do nt live in Jolly good England or Europe for that matter i propose that AFTER the real wedding we hold a REAL TTF Wedding not the type that happens everysoofter but a kinda real one. Charmiana is a great name if it s a gut I love Xavier but for some reason everyone else hates it..welll bye.

[legoman]

Nah, she came home yesterday, otherwise I'd have let her know. but she was on a school trip so she probably wouldn't have been able to go.

[smeagol444]

I think it's so cool that you guys met on this forum!!! I dont know either of you and i only joined a while ago but that's so awesome.
dont get sick of eachother!
(I don't know anything about marriage)

good luck! and congratulations... wow that's amazing..

[Wonko The Sane]

Yes! I'm here and in England and SO happy!
Snaga and I could NEVER get sick of eachother. :) We get on famously and are having a grand time.
:) I've taken 312 pictures so far!!!! And if this keeps up I'll have maybe 936 by the time I go home. ;)

[ms Greenleaf]

do not forget Charmaiana

[legoman]

No, if it keeps up, you'll take a heck of a lot more, 7 films was it, hehe!!!!!

[Wonko The Sane]

The final film toll: 28 rolls and 780 pix!!! :)

And I may have a date for the wedding.
Too bad Snaga doesn't wanna get married on Friday the 13th! ;)

[menchu]

Whoah! 28!!! If you never get enough money consider having your hair curled.

Here it's Tuesday 13th (yup we change days at random to make it more interesting. It was an idea from the people who make those agendas!), so you can marry on a Tuesday 13th and it will bring you as much 'luck' as a Friday would! If you believe in that, of course.

[Frodorocks]

Friday the 13th, that would be ace!:D That's in...June. The day before I get to see a good friend of mine again! 438 days from now!:)

[legoman]

cool we could make a film of the wedding and call it friday the 13th!!! haha cool! Do you think we could persuade anyone to die, it always makes films a bit more dramatic...

Which wedding is that, the english or the american?

[flame]

i dont know you guys, but best of luck to both of you. *gets confeti*

[Snaga]

Thanks Flame!:)

Yes... a death... that could be arranged. Hmmm American bride, English chap... We could remake Mickey Blue Eyes. But better... without that annoying Hugh Grant person in it. And with more blood and death and stuff... grrrr! *orcish scowl, waves scimitar*

[Aragorn12345]

Congrats you guys!!!!! Its soooooooooooooooo romantic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy 4 you!!!!! :D :D :D

[Feanorian]

That is really a great thing. It shows most people on the internet are just ordinary people and a place where you can even find your true love. Congragualations:D:D:D!!!!

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Frodorocks
Friday the 13th, that would be ace!:D That's in...June. The day before I get to see a good friend of mine again! 438 days from now!:)

I was thinking the one on August 13th 2004. :)

But ooh, I could find a Tuesday 13th. :) Would that be ok with Snaga?
I AM half Spanish. :) It'd be FUN!
:)

And Snaga...NO DEATH AT OUR WEDDING! You promised!!!

:) Thanks Flame, Feanorian, and Aragorn! :) You guys are great! :)

[legoman]

NO DEATH AT OUR WEDDING! You promised!!!

Spoilsport...

what if we found someone really insignificant that no one liked. Or if we got a criminal?

[Frodorocks]

Stupid Rockie, I was looking at this year!:D Death... I volunteer Legoman.;)

[Wonko The Sane]

NO DEATH AT MY WEDDING!!!

You don't want to anger a woman on her wedding day. NOT pretty!!!

[Aulë]

I agree, Legoman would be a good candidate:D

[Wonko The Sane]

Snaga and I are actually closer to setting date.

We're thinking a Saturday afternoon sometime in late August for those who care.

Oh...and NO KILLING LEGOMAN.

[flame]

damn, i was going bring the shotgun to.

[Talierin]

*cough* flame, please shorten your sig to 5 lines or less, thanks...

[Aulë]

lol
Compared to ms. greenleaf's, flame's looks quite brief. :D

[Talierin]

ergh, yes, thanks aule.... ms. greenleaf, shorten yours too ;)

[menchu]

*wonders* Hmm... *re-wonders* Guys, I'll have to go search a ruler, there are some sigs that also look big...

But in 2004, no, Wonks?

[Aulë]

Oh my! I haven't laughed this much for a few days....

Originally posted by Talierin in Stuff & Bother Rules
And just cause I see a lot, Signatures must be THREE LINES OR UNDER!
This is then followed up by Talierin's signature of 5 lines.....

:D :D :rolleyes:

[Snaga]

Hey ... this isn't a signature length thread!! TOPIC!!!

Thanks to Feanorian and Aragorn12345!:)

Should I be choosing a TTF Best Man, for this TTF wedding?:D

[Talierin]

WM changed the rule a week or so ago :p http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10780

[Aulë]

Yes, choose legoman so that we can gun him down at the ceremony. :D

Tal- Yes, but it was still rather funny, with you contradicting yourself and such.

[Frodorocks]

No! We will not be killing Lego or anyone for that matter!:D We've got to make the bride to be happy.:)

[flame]

OH COME ON. let me bring a sniper rifle, psg1 the best sniper rifle in the world. let me please please pleaaaaaaaaaaaase. look im begging you. lol

[Frodorocks]

Don't beg to me, it's not my decision.:D Ask Wonks.

[legoman]

Who is this flame?
So come on, just you try to kill me, I've been trying to explain to spirit that I am immortal, she doesn't seem to get it! I can't die, I am going to live forever!

If you shoot me I will laugh!
But if you like linkin park that much, it may be a race to see who gets their gun out first!

they suck!

hehe, so whos the best man snaga?

[flame]

who is flame.
flame is a guy who is hardly known here.

linken park rocckes thats my opinen.

o and lego sucks.

i wont shoot u

[Snaga]

Hehe not sure yet. I need to see who is best able to ply me with alcohol, since I believe that is the main function of a Best Man. What I'm hoping is that lots of people will jump at the chance to compete for this prize, and bring me lots of drinks...:D

[legoman]

I don't suggest you pick flame...

o and lego sucks.

I'm not sure he's gonna survive the night!
grr.

[Theoden_king]

Looks as though the person to die has changed from legoman to Flame. linkin park tsk,tsk

[flame]

im not comeing. hardly know anyone here.

[Frodorocks]

Be nice and play like good children! No name calling or anything now.:p

[legoman]

*cracks up* haha, sorry, but out of all the people...
genius.

Anyway Flame, its not on till like 2004, so I think theres enough time to learn a few names...

[Snaga]

Here's a picture of the happy couple being happy tourists!:)

[Idril]

"augh....... what a sweet couple" (pats them on the shoulders as she dodders away muttering) "young love.....waits till it gets old......"

just kidding - whens the wedding? Where's the wedding?

[flame]

aww cute. hope it all goes well for the both of u. im trying to ask a girl out but im to shy to ask her. well ill ask her on saterday, i will tell u how it goes ok.

[Snaga]

Best of luck Flame!:)

Thanks Idril (I think!)... It will be in America, August 2004.

[flame]

thanks sanga, good luck to you. kinda scared never siad, i like u, to a girl before.

[Snaga]

Well, try not to worry about it. She'll feel kinda flattered even if she doesnt feel the same way about you. Don't expect her to necessarily say so, but everyone likes if someone thinks good about them.

Therefore: she will feel good because of it, even if you don't get a date. That's the worst case...

[Idril]

It was a compliment - You look great together and I wish you the best. (old love still works - been married for 10 yrs and been best friends for 17yrs).

[flame]

thanks sanga, im no ther is a 50/50 chance of her saying no/yes. but i will feel better afyter i told her, even if she says no, at least i siad it.

[Frodorocks]

My advice to flame: Do it really fast, don't hesitate and think about it. It's kind of like cliff jumping, you don't want to chicken out.
Aww, you guys are so cute!:rolleyes: *rolls eyes at herself for sounding like she's talking to kittens* No really, you are.:)
I am am very nice Lego, you're just unlucky.:D *laughs*

[flame]

tadays the big day, im goin to tell her how i fell.

[legoman]

I am am very nice Lego, you're just unlucky. *laughs*
hey not once did I say you weren't nice.
But you're probably right, unlucky - that would explain a lot of things *laughs to himself*

Ah, I remember the first time I asked girl out... oh hang on... no I don't I chickened out. Silly me.

[Aulë]

Yes, I remember the first time I asked a girl out too.
We had known each other for a few months, and she came up to me and begged me to ask her out. So I did.

Wasn't that hard after all....:D

[menchu]

Originally posted by Aulë
Yes, I remember the first time I asked a girl out too.
We had known each other for a few months, and she came up to me and begged me to ask her out. So I did.

Wasn't that hard after all....:D

What a bunch of OSTRICHS you are!!!!! Lucky you were if you were chickens, for they don't have a precisely cowardly behaviour!!!

Roxie, don't be so nice to them!! :D

*waits*

¬¬

*waits again*


Bah, they're deaf...

[Aulë]

I'd love to know how that makes me an ostrich....:rolleyes:
I wasn't afraid of asking her out, I just didn't know that she wanted to be asked out.
(I was naive to my immense masculine charm at the time ;) )

[menchu]

Hmm. *long face* An ostrich hides its head underground, keeping the rest of its body 'to light', when it's scared. Incredible, considering how fast they run.

So perhaps you were not an ostrich. That adjective you used, naive, might apply better... :rolleyes:

*promises to stay off this thread, for the consequences that could follow her quick temper, especially at this moment she's living in friendships* Grrrrrr!

See you, kids.

[flame]

i told her. she was shocked and blushed, she siad she will think about it, hope she says yes. there i did it, i feel a tone better.

[Snaga]

Whats your problem Menchu? We're cute. Its true. Rockie says so it must be true!:D

I hope she says yes Flame, but at least you didnt ostrich out(!) ... next time will be easier.:) (assuming you need a next time!)

[Ramagna]

Such a thing just sounds wonderful...
I don't know you two very much, Snaga nad Wonks, but I'm happy for you to bring a bit more love in this world!
:)
Happy Periaurs! ;)

[Frodorocks]

Originally posted by Aulë
I'd love to know how that makes me an ostrich....:rolleyes:
I wasn't afraid of asking her out, I just didn't know that she wanted to be asked out.
(I was naive to my immense masculine charm at the time ;) )
:rolleyes: :D You're so big headed Pip! *There, is that better Menchu?:D *
Good luck Flame!:)
And yes Snaga, you're both cute together, it's true.:p

[Snaga]

LOL I'm so dense sometimes!

Rockie: when you said 'You guys are so cute' I thought you were talking about us male people and our bashful attempts to get the attention of girls. Doh!!

OK... nevertheless the thanks!:D

Thanks too to Ramagna.:)

[howdie]

DELETED BY CIR. HOWDIE BANNED BY CIR for MAXIMUM WARNING POINTS

[Inderjit S]

What the heck is homosexuelle? Is it a new term for homosexual? Used only by cool people? Dammit I'm so behind the times.....And please god do not elaborate on what you mean by " heading to the CrakO'Doom". Please, for the safety of your membership, don't. P.S I don't think Snaga swings that way....;) :p

Congratulation to the both of you, BTW, I wish you all the happiness in the world and hope you don't add to the ever growing divorce rate, but one question, what’s a Forum/R.P marriage that was mentioned in the first post?

[Snaga]

I don't understand howdie's remarks either, and I think its better that way.

Thank you Inderjit S.

The Forum/RP marriage thing... On one or two occasions on TTF members have declared themselves couples and sorta role-played their weddings. Mostly not to be taken too seriously for the most part...

[Inderjit S]

The Forum/RP marriage thing... On one or two occasions on TTF members have declared themselves couples and sorta role-played their weddings. Mostly not to be taken too seriously for the most part...

Really? LOL! How cute. I guess there aren't any stag/hen nights involved? Or no Bridegroom cheating with the Best Man?

[Snaga]

Not that I remember but one of the wedding guests threw up during the ceremony.

[Frodorocks]

That's cute too Snaga.:rolleyes: :D

[Idril]

Originally posted by Inderjit S
What the heck is homosexuelle? Is it a new term for homosexual? Used only by cool people? Dammit I'm so behind the times.....And please god do not elaborate on what you mean by " heading to the CrakO'Doom". Please, for the safety of your membership, don't. P.S I don't think Snaga swings that way....;) :p

*Idril fall off chair with uncontrollable laughter...... can't breath......'yuck' dog starts licking face and want to join in game.*

When I first read Howdie's post I couldn't understand what he was on about or what he was was on! Inderjit S, that was funny.

Hmm.. .Oh dear....Howdie seems to have got banned.

[Inderjit S]

what he was was on

Some kind of alcoholic berverage.

Inderjit S, that was funny.

Thanks. :)

Howdie seems to have got banned.

*Insert sarcastic comment about that being a shame here*

[Aulë]

Wow- 43 warning points!
That's a lot.
This must have not been the only case of Howdie's bad behavior.

[Snaga]

He clocked up 35 in a day if I'm not mistaken. That'll take some beating!:D What a shame!

Let it be known Snaga intends to go visit Wonks as soon as possible... July-ish.

This time I mean to make it to Mt St Helens! (see the avatar for reason!)

[Ciryaher]

Ulairi got 75 with one of his multiple accounts ;)

Hooray for you both, in case nobody else has expressed that sentiment ;) :D

[korhall]

HELL FRICKING YAH, that is incredable news you two, send me an invitation, i'll dance at your wedding. have you set a date yet?

[Snaga]

Thanks Korhall. Better that you dance than I attempt it (as members of the British Army will be only too glad to confirm).;)

August 2004 - we have a month but not a date so far.

[Wonko The Sane]

Menchu: Yes! 2004! :)

No! We will not be killing Lego or anyone for that matter! We've got to make the bride to be happy.

Thanks, Roxie!!

Flame: NO SNIPER RIFLES!!!!

Snaga: I think Legoman here is a good candidate for best man. Hehe. He wants to destroy Flame the Sniper. Not that I dislike Flame. I JUST DON'T WANT ANY GUNS AT OUR WEDDING!!!

Oh...and that one night we spent with Legoman in Leceister he seemed plenty capable of getting people drunk. Hehe.

Ok..it was mainly HIMSELF...but still. :D

Idril: You said: augh....... what a sweet couple" (pats them on the shoulders as she dodders away muttering) "young love.....waits till it gets old......"

just kidding - whens the wedding? Where's the wedding?

To this I say, "But Snaga IS old! ;) Hehe. J/k. *kisses Snaga on the cheek*
Sorry. Ok. And: August 2004, Seattle Washington. :)

Flame: Thank you!! :) You're alright after all.

Snaga: Mwah!

Idril: Hehe. Thanks. We know what you meant. :)

Roxie: Thank you! :) We're really cute? Thanks. But not kittens. Snaga HATES kittens!!!

Snaga: Roxie DOES say we're cute, but I think Menchu meant that Chickens aren't cowards and Ostriches are. :)

Thanks Ramagna!!!

Inderjit: Snaga does NOT swing that way! :) And we're going to have a mock online wedding as well as a real one in real life.


Idril: Yeah. Howdie got Instabanned for his stupidty and offensiveness...
Eew.

Cir: HE GOT 75?!? OH MY!

Thank you Korhall! :)

(Snaga...I LOVE YOUR DANCING!!!)

Yes. August 2004 is the timeframe...but we don't know when for sure!

[LadyDernhelm]

You should do it on August 20th, that special day. (My bday). ;)

How old IS Snaga, anyway, if he's so "old"?

[Aulë]

He's about 87.
I think they may let him out of his nursing home for the big day. :D
It makes it easy for a wedding gift though. I've eyed out the perfect walking stick for him. ;)

[Wonko The Sane]

HAH! That's what I told him I'd get him for his birthday!! It's coming up!!

He'll be 88 soon! ;) :rolleyes:

[flame]

i told her, she likes me too, but my mum wont let me see her anymore, she says i might get hurt and stuff like that. :( :(

[Wonko The Sane]

How old are you?
And it sounds like you're mum's being too protective.

[Snaga]

Its great when you get to my age cos you can wave your walking stick about and DEMAND stuff! Like saying you have to have a candle for EVERY year on your cake and then you get to have a humungous cake so they can get 88 candles on it.

flame: your job here is to TOTALLY IGNORE YOUR MUM. Unless your girl is a known psychopath/vampire/werewolf/other dangerous non-human.

Actually... vampire chicks are hot, so take them off the list.

Here's the thing: its your mum's job to disapprove of and try to stop you from seeing girls. And thats ok as long as she fails. And its your job to see however you like as long as its legal, and you don't do anything wrong. Ideally you try not to let your mum know though. DISCLAIMER: don't listen to advice from orcs.:rolleyes:

[Aulë]

Especially really old orcs, who go for strolls through the mountains instead of destroying Arnorians...:p
(Snaga will know what I mean, as will Dengen):)

[flame]

im 14 wonko.

man my mom isnt like this, she is uselly very understanding and lets me do what i want (as long as it dosent cause troubal)

[Frodorocks]

That's why you do as Snaga says and ignore her completly. Parents just don't understand that kind of stuff. It's like when they were married, they got brainwashed. Pretty soon we'll have to say goodbye to Wonks and Snags as we know them now.;)

[flame]

Originally posted by Frodorocks
That's why you do as Snaga says and ignore her completly. Parents just don't understand that kind of stuff. It's like when they were married, they got brainwashed. Pretty soon we'll have to say goodbye to Wonks and Snags as we know them now.;)


my mom aint married and i havent got a dad, so it just my mom, sorry fredorocks.

[menchu]

Originally posted by snaga1
Actually... vampire chicks are hot, so take them off the list.
Ooooooi!!!! That was near, Aulë!!!!! If they knew you're a vampire Snaga could have these weird thoughts... then he'd notice you're not a chick. Wahahahahahaha!!!!! :p

[Wonko The Sane]

No. Aulë's not a chick. But I am. *Puts on a vampire dress, and some vampire shoes, and some vampire jewelry, and dies her hair to match the colour "vampire" and then puts on vampire makeup*

Oh look at me I'm a vampire. *Kills people, makes them undead, slashes people with long fingernails, bites people's necks, then stops.*

SNAGA HOW ARE VAMPIRE CHICKS HOT?!?!?! *Is at a complete loss, stops being a vampire chick, sits on ground and thinks things over.*

Dear Roxie,

It's not when parents get married that they change. It's when they have kids. You won't need to worry about us changing until we have kids...*stops...thinks...changes mind* You won't need to worry about ME changing until I have kids. I'm pretty sure Snaga will stay as is.

Love,
Wonks

Dear Flame,

Mothers don't want their sons to date. It means they're growing up, have acquired hormones, and other things that mothers don't want to know about. So you can a) sneak around and use a friend as cover. (I'm going to the movies with Billy) and then go to the movies with the girl. OR you can negotiate with her, and maybe like...work out something whereby you can hang out with the girl in chaperoned conditions (at your house when your mum is there or at her house when her parents are there) so that your mum will worry less. And you can maybe reach an agreement to date without chaperones only when you're 16, or you've got a hairy chest...
Or something like that.

Love,
Wonks

Dear Aulë,
Snaga likes walking.
I like that Snaga likes walking.
It's good for his hip replacement. ;)
Love,
Wonks

Dear Snaga-luv,
It's almost your birthday.
I went to the store but I couldn't find 88 candles. They didn't have that many in stock.
And they stopped making that brand of adult diapers you like so much, so I got generic. I hope that's ok.
Oh, and I saw you were out of denture cleaner so I picked up a new box, and I bought you a new tube of denture adhesive while I was at it.
Anything else you need? :D
Love,
Wonks

*giggles* Hehe...he's not going to "Love Wonks" when he reads this. ;)

[Idril]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
It's not when parents get married that they change. It's when they have kids. You won't need to worry about us changing until we have kids...*stops...thinks...changes mind* You won't need to worry about ME changing until I have kids. I'm pretty sure Snaga will stay as is.

That's so true - we have to suddenly become 'responsible' arghhhhh..... That's scary:(

ps - Wonks - you're not cross with me are you:(

[Wonko The Sane]

No...no of course not...why would I be cross with you?

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by snaga1

Here's the thing: its your mum's job to disapprove of and try to stop you from seeing girls. And thats ok as long as she fails. And its your job to see however you like as long as its legal, and you don't do anything wrong. Ideally you try not to let your mum know though. DISCLAIMER: don't listen to advice from orcs.:rolleyes:

Just for the record...if you ever give advice like this to our children you're sleeping on the couch for a week.

*stops and thinks...Who will keep me warm and be my human pillow?* Wait...no...you...you'll...um...damn. I need a punishment that doesn't punish me as well...like...um...OOOH! You can do the dishes...wait I LIKE the dishes. You can...um...look, I'll just be really mad ok? :mad: And I'll growl a lot. And...I'll...tell the kids you really are an orc.

[Frodorocks]

Dear Wonks,
I guess you're right.:)
Love, Roxie
I'm sorry Flame.:(
*Laughs at Wonks* It would be really funny to have you two as parents.:D

[LadyDernhelm]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
Dear Snaga-luv,
It's almost your birthday.
I went to the store but I couldn't find 88 candles. They didn't have that many in stock.
And they stopped making that brand of adult diapers you like so much, so I got generic. I hope that's ok.
Oh, and I saw you were out of denture cleaner so I picked up a new box, and I bought you a new tube of denture adhesive while I was at it.
Anything else you need? :D
Love,
Wonks

*giggles* Hehe...he's not going to "Love Wonks" when he reads this. ;)

HA HA HA! So I guess I don't GET to know how old Snaga is?

*Goes away to sulk for a few days*

[Wonko The Sane]

Originally posted by Frodorocks
Dear Wonks,
I guess you're right.:)
Love, Roxie
I'm sorry Flame.:(
*Laughs at Wonks* It would be really funny to have you two as parents.:D

:) I'm sure the little half-orclings half-elflings would agree. ;)

LadyDernhelm,

Snaga will be 88 in 9 days. :) Does that clarify? :)
Don't sulk. :D
Be happy!

Love,
Wonks

[flame]

its ok frodorocks.

[LadyDernhelm]

Originally posted by Wonko The Sane
:) I'm sure the little half-orclings half-elflings would agree. ;)

LadyDernhelm,

Snaga will be 88 in 9 days. :) Does that clarify? :)
Don't sulk. :D
Be happy!

Love,
Wonks

Dear Snaga,

Happy birthday. Which do you prefer, walker or wheelchair?

LadyD

[Wonko The Sane]

Wheelchair definitely! He loves to get people to wait on him, and what's more servile than having push someone around in a wheelchair. ;) Good thing I love him and like doing it. Hehe.

[LadyDernhelm]

Hm, wonder if you can ship a wheelchair to England using UPS? ;-)

[Wonko The Sane]

Oh, yes! You can ship anything.
Why? Planning on getting one for Snags for his birthday? ;)