Continue this Rediculus story part 2

[Lossen Vana]

OOC: Ok I like thaat idea alot. And the last one had some many replys so why not start a second one!

BIC:
There once was a tiny mouse named Jim. He lived in the house of a hobbit, and ate cheese and crackers all day long. Then the Hobbit got a cat to chase out the mouse, and day and night the cat chased the mouse. Then on a sunny moring caught him and...

[omnipotent_elf]

soon a large grand cheesepiano landed directly on the cats head


does this sound anything like tom and jerry to anyone else???

[Lossen Vana]

Then the cat got up and spun around three times calling all his cat friends. The mouse shrieked and ran into his hole. The cats then...

LOL yea

[Gandalf White]

...decided to chase the hobbit for fun, because he was about their size, so the hobbit......

[Lossen Vana]

decided to dance the pokla. And scared all the cats away.

[Gandalf White]

The End! :D ;)

[Lossen Vana]

The end of his pants that is. He was wearing a tuotuo...

[omnipotent_elf]

which found everyone in the room screaming out for mercy

[Lossen Vana]

Then he listened to AC/DC music.

[omnipotent_elf]

*soon, a big cane comes out and takes away the stupid fat hobbitsssss*

*somewhere, someplace a large monkey is eating a banana...

[Aulë]

The monkey had a flea, it's name was Harry.

[Lossen Vana]

And he went to Fleawarts were he learned how to be a wizard.

[omnipotent_elf]

and blew himself up in a tragic accident
every flea had a party

[Lossen Vana]

Then the monkey scrached his back killing all the fleas at the party.

[omnipotent_elf]

and all the surviving fleas had a cemetary placred on the monkeys back, with a lot of crosses

[Lossen Vana]

And all the fleas that lived turned goth, and the Monkey named Kiwi jumped off a really large cliff.

[omnipotent_elf]

and landed into a pool of drool

[Aulë]

Then a man called Bob came along and ate the monkey.

(mwhahaha! I've joined the 2 threads together!)

[omnipotent_elf]

arghh
then bob turned into a large monkey

[Aulë]

And he started eating a banana

[omnipotent_elf]

and began scratching his head, which lead to him knocking his brain clean out through his mouth

[Aulë]

The Monkey, who's name was Pinky then asked his brain.
"So, what are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?"
Then brain then replied.
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!"

[Lossen Vana]

Then bob ran away back to his other post.

[omnipotent_elf]

and then brain said
"are u thinking what i'm thinking pinky"
and pinky replied "i think so brain, but if we put cheese on the toast before the toaster, wont it melt everywhere?"

:D:D:D
and bob was soon smeared all over a piece of toast

[Wonko The Sane]

Which was a very bad idea as they were out of marmalade.

[omnipotent_elf]

and pinky thought "whats a bob toast without marmalade and screamed and ran away"

[Wonko The Sane]

Which made him cry. Because he was secretly in love with that marmalade.

[omnipotent_elf]

little, however, did he know that the marmalade was having an affair with a raddish