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Diary of the Fellowship

Dain Ironfoot

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Gimli's Diary

Day one.


I am stuck in a cave..... I'm NOT lost, I'm just.... um..... well I can't find the way out.... I ate some bad fish and I have a BAD rash in my pants.... I have GOT to ich it.... oh there we go, I found my pants!!

~Gimli
 

Dain Ironfoot

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Day 2

Pants still ich. I found a worm, I tasted funny... I played a riddel game today with a strange creature named Gollum and lost...... He took my under-draws..... Still can't find my way out...

~Gimli
 

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Day 3650:

My beard is just getting full. I can't stand the itching. Its getting into my pants its so long.

I feel the need to eat, drink and sleep with my axe. I broke the toilet with it by accident yesterday. Then all the dirty water got into my beard, and made it itch even more.

When I get drunk, people tend to push me over and then toss me. I hate that.

I killed my first Orc today, while walking to the Iron Hills. It was cool, my axe is so sharp. But then, the Orc blood got into my beard, and it was itchy again. Dang I have to take a bath every 5 minutes with this thing.
 

Eonwe

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no I didn't, and I'm not a she. But I am crazy! :)
 

Eonwe

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hey you guys give me too much credit. The only thing I mess up is Gimli's beard. :p
 

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