Funny LOTR Jokes

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  1. Erestor Arcamen

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    Not really a joke but I found this to be extremely amusing
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    My friend and I literally discussed this very thing on Monday, what in the world?! ahahahhaahahhaha



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    Oh, no!

    It’s bad enough if the guy is a fraud, which is most likely: He might whack you in the head, rob you, do unspeakable things to you. That’s bad. At best he’s a prankster, right?

    What could be worse is that the guy really is Gandalf! There’s no telling where you’d end up, with whom, or what you’d be doing! And he has the habit of vanishing just when he would seem most useful: in a pinch! “No, really, officer, I just picked up this gentleman on the side of the road back there…” “What gentleman, sir?” “Ulp…!” “Sir, please get out of the car, and stay right here until some nice people arrive to take you to see a nice doctor.” Ooh! Bad.
     
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    I assumed he'd be a backseat driver and tell you not to pass anyone ;)
     
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    If you consider letting this guy step in, make sure first that you've got a handkerchief in your pocket... o_O
     
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    If I picked this guy up he'd probably try to dare me to do something insane like stealing a dragon's hoard or worse yet convince me to attempt to navigate without GPS to a place like Chicago, guarded by an evil lighthouse...then tossing my jewelry into a live volcano....no thankee
     
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    Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! :mad:
     
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    Happy Mothers day


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    Boo images are broken and unviewable for me boo :mad:
     
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    The hills have Balrogs.

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    This reminded me of something, i think the Dark Tree is not a real tree, wait, yeah there are branches and such but within it hides the dark rider of Cuiviénen. I believe this tree was at one point in Tol-in-Gaurhoth, on the actual island but Sauron did not know.
     
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    An old but good one
     

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