Greenwood, this throws a whole light on you - and a very bright and favourable one, I must say.Greenwood said:Table of Contents from the first volume of Lord of the Pants: The Fellowship of the Pants.
As to the second part -- I am not touching that one with the proverbial ten-foot pole.joxy said:Greenwood, this throws a whole light on you - and a very bright and favourable one, I must say.
I need to know: what is there in the Pants of Tom Bombadil?
Oh my goodness!!!Chymaera said:Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow
Bright blue are his pants, and his boots are yellow
His zipper has never caught him yet, for Tom he is the master
His thong is a stronger thong, and his seat is faster
Gandalf_White said:Sam: What is it Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: It's my pants. They're getting heavier. (pants fall down)
Gilthoniel said:Although on a slightly vulgar note, it is still funny unchanged.
Gandalf:Give me your rod, and the keys to Orthanc.
Saruman: you would take the rods of all five wizards!
BTW, adapted 4rm obscure part of TTT