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How about the Black Riders wriding those toy horse-heads on sticks.
Those are some good ones Steel rose. I might use them.
I am actually going to make a spoof myself called Lord of the Spam.
Merry and pippen will be one person with a split personality
Sam will be a musician of a different genre each scene.
gandalf will constantly change colors.
I changed a lot of the names, but i am still brainstorming.
I re-wrote the "One Ring" poem. It's now about Spam.
Here it is:
3 cans for the Elven Kings and/or Queens under the foil
7 cans for the Dwarf-people with their spam of stone.
9 cans for the mortal men and/or women doomed to spoil.
In the land of Mortar where the sauces boil
One can for the dark guy on his tin throne
One can with endless spam
One can to find them
One can to never end
And with the canned goods, bind them
In the land of Mortar where the sauces boil.
Here's a scene
Gandalf- He greatly desires the spam, he must not eat it.
Here are some more things I'm doing with the "Lord of the Spam" thing.
Instead of my precious, it will be my "Delicious"
I'm changing all the names so that I won't violate any copywrite laws. Here are a few.
Bilbo - Billy-Bob
Frodo - Frudu (roll the R)
Bagins - Bubins
Legolas - Patrick
Borimir - Frank (the contractor)
Merry and Pippen will be played by one person with a split personality.
I might just call themm Pippy or merrin. They're both dumb but i like Pippy better.
Elrond - El Rod (an inside joke)
I need a name for the Shire.
I'm open to more suggestions for scenes or characters, etc.
The Fellowship of the Holy Grail is Hilarious, but i'm not going to steal any ideas because it's mean.
And I'm still thinking of names. Here are some more i thought up.
Elrond (recently changed to)-
El Rod de los Bollos. (Bollos are muffins)
Stumbler. I need a real name for him too.
Grumpy (I have a 9" Grumpy toy from Disneyland).
She-who-is-fully-elf-yet-actually-3/16-human P. The-grandaughter-of-the-only-mortals-ever-to-set-foot-on-the-sacred-lands-of-valinor.
But she gos by P.
I still need names for the following: