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Gamil Zirak

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There's already a spoof book called "Bored of the Rings" with Bilbo renamed to Dildo. Maybe Mel Gibson will direct a spoof like Space Balls. Now that's funny.
 

Muffinly

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I have some more ideas:

What if it was Lord of the Spam?



Celeborn: this is my realm, not yours.
Galadriel: I have the elven ring!
Celeborn: I object! You automatically treat me like an inferior.
Galadriel: Well I am Queen you know.
 

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Originally posted by Gamil Zirak
There's already a spoof book called "Bored of the Rings" with Bilbo renamed to Dildo. Maybe Mel Gibson will direct a spoof like Space Balls. Now that's funny.
Please Oh Please!
Tell me you meant to say Mel Brooks?

I can't even begin to imagine a Mel Gibson parody.

RD
 

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I was wondering about that meself! ah well, i do that sorta thing all the time!
 

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have any of you seen the tv comercial with thr "ringwraths" chasing the car? thats my idea of a spoof. now he is MY version of the comercial.....


ringwraths pounding through the forest....

Frodo and the hobbits running................

A car driving up beside the hobbits.........

"hey u small guys...Jump in"

the hobbits look at each other...

"What the heck this can't get any worse" frodo

"where ya'll headed?"

"the Prancing Pony please. Its just across the ford" Merry

well u get the idea!!

Hehe i hope you like it!!!!

steel_rose :)
 

EverEve

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definetly like ur version better. but id go test drive a car, for a DVD! are u kidding me! thats the bestest idea in the world!
 

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Glad you like it. here is another.

the fellowship walks into the forests of lorien.

gimli talks about the witch elf (galadriel)

they get captured..

everyone is sleeping..

frodo and lady gladriel walk towars the mirror....

Gladriel pours the water in the mirror it over flows..

in an attempt to save the water gladriel knocks over the bowl...

well now we'll never know what happens next"

:) :) :) :) ;) ;) :) :) :)
hehehehehehehehehe
 

Muffinly

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How about the Black Riders wriding those toy horse-heads on sticks.



Those are some good ones Steel rose. I might use them.

I am actually going to make a spoof myself called Lord of the Spam.

Merry and pippen will be one person with a split personality
Sam will be a musician of a different genre each scene.
gandalf will constantly change colors.


I changed a lot of the names, but i am still brainstorming.


I re-wrote the "One Ring" poem. It's now about Spam.

Here it is:
3 cans for the Elven Kings and/or Queens under the foil
7 cans for the Dwarf-people with their spam of stone.
9 cans for the mortal men and/or women doomed to spoil.
In the land of Mortar where the sauces boil
One can for the dark guy on his tin throne
One can with endless spam
One can to find them
One can to never end
And with the canned goods, bind them
In the land of Mortar where the sauces boil.


Here's a scene
Gandalf- He greatly desires the spam, he must not eat it.
 

Muffinly

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Here are some more things I'm doing with the "Lord of the Spam" thing.


Instead of my precious, it will be my "Delicious"
I'm changing all the names so that I won't violate any copywrite laws. Here are a few.

Bilbo - Billy-Bob
Frodo - Frudu (roll the R)
Bagins - Bubins
Legolas - Patrick
Borimir - Frank (the contractor)
Merry and Pippen will be played by one person with a split personality.
I might just call themm Pippy or merrin. They're both dumb but i like Pippy better.
Elrond - El Rod (an inside joke)

I need a name for the Shire.


I'm open to more suggestions for scenes or characters, etc.
 

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Just because someone had the idea fiest, doesn't mean I'm not going to use some Monty python scenes for the Spam thing.


And I think i might use the Shed instead of Shre. Thanks Steel Rose.

Any more scene ideas from anyone???>???
 

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sure, do continue with the story, b sure to post it here somewere....
it wasn't ment as a way to stop you with writing....
 

Muffinly

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Ok.
The Fellowship of the Holy Grail is Hilarious, but i'm not going to steal any ideas because it's mean.

And I'm still thinking of names. Here are some more i thought up.

Elrond (recently changed to)-
El Rod de los Bollos. (Bollos are muffins)
Aragorn/Strider-
Stumbler. I need a real name for him too.
Gimli-
Grumpy (I have a 9" Grumpy toy from Disneyland).
Gollum-
Hiccup
Arwen-
She-who-is-fully-elf-yet-actually-3/16-human P. The-grandaughter-of-the-only-mortals-ever-to-set-foot-on-the-sacred-lands-of-valinor.
But she gos by P.

I still need names for the following:
Gandalf
Saruman
Celeborn
Galadriel
Barliman



I might call orcs Pork. Or maybe not.
 

Muffinly

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Misty Mountains: The Missing Mountains.
Bagins- Sagins (Or maybe Saggat. Billy-Bob Saggat)

Anybody want to hear the plot?
 

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