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Lotr The Musical? Any Suggestions?

Gary Gamgee

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Right picture this...

Frodo Sam and Smeagol going to Mordor arms linked singing

"were off to see the wizard...."

with Shelob in the background playing four sets of spoons.

And what about Galadriel and Celebron giving a huge rendicition of Go West by the Village People:p
 
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LMAO! I like it!

And when the Fellowship is trying to make their way over the mountain, we could maybe some synchronised dancing along to the chimes of Winter Wonderland.

Now what would be have for Moria? Orcs and Balrogs and Cave Trolls - OH NO!!
 

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Re: Lort The Musical? Any Suggestions?

Originally posted by Gary Gamgee
Right picture this...

Frodo Sam and Smeagol going to Mordor arms linked singing

"were off to see the wizard...."

with Shelob in the background playing four sets of spoons.

And what about Galadriel and Celebron giving a huge rendicition of Go West by the Village People:p
:D :D

:eek: Shelob playing spoons... that's *scary*!

~Kit :p
 

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Ahhh!! Musicals! YES! ...Let's change the words around in RENT and stick it in there somewhere. There has to be a rousing chorus of "La Vie Lothlorien" in there. ;) (If you have no idea what I'm talking about...listen to RENT...it's wonderful.)
 

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Disney LOTR

How about Frodo singing "Go the Distance" from Disney's Hercules.

The elves of Lothorien singing "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast to the Fellowship as they enter the elven city in the woods.

Treebeard singing "Colors of the Wind" from Pocahontas to Merry and Pippin.
 

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How about Sam and Frodo singing Disney's Alladin- "A Whole New World"
on arriving at Mordor

Chrous: A whole new world
a stinking filfth I never knew

cause when your in this mess
there's nothing less
and now I am in this filfthy world with you
(now I am in this whole new dump)

Unbelievable hights
indescribable feelings
Frodo's weighd down by the ring
and I think I think I wanna sing

(Chorus)

There is an Eye up there
were coming into his lair
we really dont want to ooo get caught

A whole new world
(what a dump)
that's where were gonna die
at the gaze of the eye
a sad dark place
and it's a race
for you and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

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Originally posted by cortezthekiller
Rent is a good listen...even better in person. How about "the Tango Smeagol"?
After being left in Shelob's lair by Gollum

Sam: I told you not to trust him
Frodo: that's Smeagol but can I help since we're here
Sam: I kicked him the rear
Frodo: great!
Sam: wait he's three hours late

S:Can you see that huge big spider
F: Ohhhh yes I can
S: do something anything
F: the ring! the ring?
S: anything but that

F: this is scary
S: it's scary
F: F*cking scary
S: and she's starting to get pretty close
F: holy sh*t holy sh*t
S: we are in huge deep sh*t and to top it al off it's his fault.
When I see him so gonna kill him
and he'll wish that he never brought us here.
F: as a matter of...run!
S: look there he is ,Gollum!

F and S:it's called the tango Smeagol
F and S: The tango Smeagol
He's a rotten filfthy little wretch
he pretends to be our guide
then he lives us, runs and hide
but the end it will come. He's not playing us dumb till we get flung and stung and turn black

F: I think I know what you mean
S: And he can be such a feen
Smeagol: My precciousssssssss
F and S: That smeagol (echo)- Sam heads right for Gollum meanwhile Shelob attcks Frodo

S: Master? Master!
S: the tango Smeagohllllllllllllll
 

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How about the Lord of the Nazgul singing to Frodo on Weathertop
"Frodo we need that riiiing. Got to have youuur riiing. Frodo give us the riiiiing. We really neeed that riiing" o the tune of "Baby I need your lovin'" by Diana Ross and the Supremes (I think)

and

"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon."
"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon. "
"Think this all ovehhr" (give us the ring)
"Think this all ovehhr" (why dont you just give us the riiiing)

When we were kings we never had trououble
Went around ordering people on the double
Then Sauron tricked us with these rings
now we are horrid, scary, dark thiiings

But maybe we'll get better if you just giiive us the riing

"Think this all ovehhr" (give us the ring)
"Think this all ovehhr" (why dont you just give us the riiiing)
"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon."
"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon. "

Oook you 've decided to go the hard way
So ill stab you and just take what I maaay (stab)
But waiiit theeere is a ranger
Now we're iiiin danger

"Think this all ovehhr" (give us the ring-(while falling)
"Think this all ovehhr" (why dont you just give us the riiiing- (while falling)
"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon."
"Stop! In the name of Sauron before we take you ooooon. "
"This is not over."
This is not over."
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech
 

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*joins in with the applauding* That was fantastic Diabless! HILARIOUS!! I was singing along to all of them. (Hope no one heard me. ;))
 

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Lol! Very funny Diabless

Beatles Lotr

At Bilbos birthday party the hobbits sing "For the Benefit of MR Kite"

When the hobbits are pursued across the Shire by the B Riders Frodo sings "Help"
when i was younger so much younger than today, i never needed anybodies help in anyway....


When the hobbits first see Strider they sing "Nowhere Man" (lol! :D)

When the Fellowship is appointed Frodo sings "With a Little help from my Friends"
 

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