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The Limlight Lounge: now open for the young and old

DGoeij

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*DGoeij crawls out from underneath a table and blinks at the light*

Ouch. That was one heck of a Tween party.

*Notices Elbe*

If you could arrange breakfast, including tea with lots of milk and sugar, I'll be glad to help out cleaning the place up.;)

*raises his hand to keep the sun out of his eyes*

And a pair of sunglasses wouldn't hurt either. Quite the opposite, really.:cool:
 

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*raises an eyebrow*

"I could get all women's lib on you right now about the cooking...but I'm in a good mood and cooking is alot more fun than sweeping up cob webs...so here you go...ENJOY!"

*hands DGoeij a broom and a pair of sunglasses from a velvet pouch that hangs loosely from her belt.*

Elbereth then departs to the kitchen while DG sets to work. In the kitchen could be heard clanging of dishes and pans and the soft pleasant whistling as she fixes the morning meal. Momments later she returns to the main room with a large tray of tea with cream and sugar. Then running out back again she returns with a large tray full of breakfast goodies. (All of DG's favorites of course ;) )

"Breakfast is served!" :)
 

Aulë

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*Aule opens the Limlight Lounge door to see an empty room full of cobwebs and pools of blood.*

"Bloody Legolam has been attacking people in the dark again! She's never been the same since she became a vampiress! Has anyone survived her wanton draining of people's blood?" ;)

*Clears the cobwebs and sits down on a rather dusty looking sofa, and turns on the TV. Much to Aule's delight the cricket is on, and surprise, surprise- the Aussies are winning.*

"Huzzah!" :D
 

Darkknight

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Elbereth said:
*Saturday is kids night (where anyone 18 and younger can enter)

note: honorary tweens are allowed 7 days a week


Welcome Tweens and Enjoy!
*Walks in since it doesn't look busy*

Hello, do you serve Diet Coke?
 

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"Welcome in Darkknight! Make yourself at home...and just ignore the dilusional, funny looking Aussie watching the cricket game on the tube. He likes to play with fake blood and cobwebs for some reason...and made a mess of the place. If you don't mind taking a seat, I'll have your diet coke ready for you in a jiffy!"
 

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Elbereth said:
"Welcome in Darkknight! Make yourself at home...and just ignore the dilusional, funny looking Aussie watching the cricket game on the tube. He likes to play with fake blood and cobwebs for some reason...and made a mess of the place. If you don't mind taking a seat, I'll have your diet coke ready for you in a jiffy!"
Thank you, Elbereth, I'll sit here.

*Watches TTT*
 

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*Hands Darkknight his Diet Coke, and then notices that he is watching his film on a gigantic wide screen digitally enhanced entertainment system that was not there only a momment ago.*

"Hey! Who set up the Wide Screen TV!! Wow! it is amazing! It is almost as if the characters are popping right out of the screen!"
 

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"But of course you can."

Elbereth then snapped her fingers and two merry hobbits come dancing out from the kitchen carrying two pots, one filled with Lemongrass Thai soup and the other one with Chicken and Coconut milk Thai soup. The sweet aroma of the soups filling the room with its delicious scent.

Then setting out two bowls, Elbereth served Darkknight two large helpings of soup. "Enjoy! And if you need anything else just let me know."

Elbereth then crossed the room to the stage.
"Now for a little entertainment, if there are no volunteers...perhaps I can find someone who can sing a little tune for us tonight?"

Elbereth then patiently waits to see if any volunteers offer their talents for the room.
 

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"By all means oh bearded one. We have not heard your grand voice in a long time and it would be a welcomed treat!"[/B]

Then turning to the crowd Elbereth announces "Let's give a big cheer to the smooth vocal stylings of GREYPILGRIM!!!"
 
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greypilgrim

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LOL, yes it's been awhile and no mistake! :D Here goes!

Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bull-s*it
Tree-ring
Circus...
Sideshow...

Of freaks here
In this f*cking
Hole we call L.A....(Cleveland) hehehe...
The only way to cleanse it
Is to flush it all away!
Any f*cking time!
Any f*cking day!
Learn to swim
See you drown in
Arizona Bay.

Fret for your figure
And fret for your latte
And fret for your lawsuit
And fret for your hairpiece
And feret for your Prozac
And fret for your pilot
And fret for your contract
And fret for your car

It's a bull-s*it three-ring
Circus sideshow of...

(chorus)

Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed my meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumfounded dip-s*its

Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid ****
Silly ****
Stupid s*it

One big festering neon distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied

Learn to swim...learn to swim...learn to swim...learn to swim...

Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's coming round to put it back the way it oughta be!

F*** L. Ron hubbard
And f*** all his clones
F*** all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabe's

Learn to swim...learn to swim...

F*** retro anything
F*** your tattoos
F*** all you junkies
And f*** your short memories

Learn to swim...learn to swim...
 
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greypilgrim

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(continued)

F*** smile-glad hands with hidden agendas
F*** these dysfunctional, insecure actresses

Learn to swim...learn to swim...

I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down.

Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it right in and down
Want to see it go right in
Watch you flush it all away!

Yeah time to bring it down again
Don't just call me a pessimist
Try and read between the lines

And I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change my friend.

I wanna see it come down
Plug it down...
Suck it down...
Flush it down!!!

*bows low* "Thank you, thank you"
 
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greypilgrim

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Next, I belt out "STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON" by NWA, then the lights go down, and i come out looking like Jim morrison.

"Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm

Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out a loan

Riders on the storm

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirming like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If you give this man a ride
Sweet family will die
Killer on the road

(music, raindrops)

Girl you gotta love your man
Girl you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Or life will never end
Gotta love your man
 
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greypilgrim

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Next, I come out in dreadlocks, a tie-die t-shirt, and I'm carrying a pug-dog, a bong, and a mixing board... :rolleyes:

"I don't wanna go and party
I don't wanna shoot the peir
I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk
I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer.

I don't wanna do a bong load
Throw a wrench on the car
I don't wanna hose the dog **** down
Cause I ain't gettin outta bed.

I ain't gettin I ain't gettin outta bed today
I ain't gettin I ain't gettin outta bed today

I don't wanna watch a porno
I don't wanna play guitar
I don't wanna spank the monkey
I don't wanna go down to the corner bar.

And I ain't even gotta listen
to all the stupid **** you gotta say
I don't wanna do a goddamn thing
I don't wanna wanna leave my bed today!

I ain't gettin I ain't gettin outta bed today
I ain't gettin I ain't gettin outta bed toady
 
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greypilgrim

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For this one, the dome opens up, and it's midnight
...

"We sail
through endless skies
stars shine like eyes
the black night sighs.

The moon
in silver trees
falls down in tears
line of the night.

The earth
a purple blaze
of sapphire haze
in orbit always.

While down
below the trees
bathed in a coll breeze
silver starlight breaks down the night.

And so
we pass on by
the crimson eye
of great God Mars
as we travel the universe...
 
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greypilgrim

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Now, a riot breaks out, and the National Guard is called, but there's too many people and they can't stop the music :eek: :rolleyes:
...

"Chaos A.D.
tanks on the streets
confronting police
bleeding the Plebs.

Raging crowd
burning cars
bloodshed starts
who'll be alive!?

Chaos A.D.
army in seige
total alarm
I'm sick of this.

Inside the state
war is created
no man's land
what is this s*it!?

REFUSE!!! RESIST!!!
REFUSE!!!

Chaos A.D.
Disorder unleashed
starting to burn
starting to lynch.

Silence means death!
Stand on your feet!
Inner fear...
your worst enemy!

REFUSE!!! RESIST!!!
REFUSE!!! RESIST!!!
 
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greypilgrim

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Now, the corpses of all the audience rise to the sky, and their bodies start flying everywhere like an undead army, attacking everything in sight (except me, of course, because I'm jamming with Slayer for this one), and the National Guard is running around, but the music's so loud that... well, you get the point :p
...

"Funeral held for the depression of man
Holds the key to his own death!
Entering a tomb of a corpse yet concieved
Tighten the touniquet around your neck.

Sifting away the debris of a hated life
Cold touch of death begins to chill your spine!
Seeking life beyond your perishment
Repeating words echoing through your mind.

Chanting lines of blind witchery
To save yourself from extinction!
Wanting to die is your reason to live
New life born from the oppressed.

Taste your blood as it trickles through the air
Another casualty beyond the shadows you fall!
Losing ground, the fate you feel, it draws near
Fatality a reality, await the final call!

My sinful glare at nothing holds thoughts of death behind it
Skeletons in my mind commence, tearing at my sanity!
Vessels in my brain carry death into my birth
Come and die with me forever
Share insanity...

Do you wanna die!?

The waves of blood are rushing near, pounding at the walls of lies
Tuning off my sanity reaching back into my mind
Non-rising body from the grave showing new reality...
What I am, what I want...I'm only after death!
 
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