Originally posted by Wood Elf
Boromir to Frodo: "You can keep the ring, Frodo, but thanks for asking me."
Galadriel: (singing)"Ding dong, Gandalfs' dead, the wicked wizards' dead!"
that is good!!!!!!!!1
Elrond: "Sure, you can go (on the quest) too Glory! Let's throw in 15 more elves! Heck, the more the merrier!"
Hehe..keep 'em comin'!
oh and tookish a close second so far:
I don't think I could better those if I tried.Sam -"Ah, Frodo, get lost, you wuss!"