Who has the best beard?

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  1. Bucky

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    Is that Woo as in Ric Flair saying 'WOOOO!"?

    Maybe try decaf there, Dr. Woo.

    >>>>No-one has commented on the state of saurons facial hair? Wonder if he has a
    beard???

    No beard, one eyebrow.
     
  2. Woo

    Woo 3rd lieutenant of Melkor

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    BEHOLD I THE WOO SHALL SPEAK!
    It is pronounced as Woo not as Woooooo!
    that the white haired mad man in wwf speaks it!
    BEHOLD THE WOO HATH SPOKEN UNTO THEE!
    THE WOO:p
     
  3. Harry_Potter

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    I think Sauron mite need a trim in that case, 3000 fathoms is a long way!
     
  4. StewardDenethor

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    I find it hard to believe that Sauron, being unable to take physical form, would have a beard, especially not one to rival Gandalf or Gimli's.
    (Perhaps he had one in the Elder Days) :)
    Does Theoden have a beard??
     
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    Hay what about melkor, in his time he must have had an evil beard (maybe it's still in his fridge)
     
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    Why would Melkor keep his beard in a fridge??? That's pretty strange!
    Wouldn't he want to proudly display it if it was really magnificent??
    Or maybe he was ashamed of it and had to hide it :)
     
  7. singleton

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    Harry Potter is gay not elrond!:mad:
    WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH GINGERS!!!!!!!!!! :confused:
    Why bother coming here if you don't know anything about the books?




    I think Treebeard has the longest beard because the word beard is in his name

    :cool:
    but if Theoden(the king of Rohan if you have no idea who I'm talking about.........Harry Potter:p )had a beard his would be the longest
     
  8. ReadWryt

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    Actually since Dwarvish Women are described as being indistinguishable from Dwarvish Men, I would be THEY have pretty nice beards...
     
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    Aragorn...definately...the dirty thing is working for him!
     
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    Gimli's beard is typical of a dwarf. I personally think Gandalf has a good beard, long, volumous, and it makes him look cool (and powerful).
     
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    Why do you care who has the best beard?
     
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    I have weighed up all the options, and I think Gandalf has the best beard. However, some of the dwarves in "The Hobbit" had fantastic beards which would give Gandalf a run for his money any day.